#hello chat it's been a while

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Salieri, reading instructions: So there's three wires, one red, two white

Mozart: ????

Salieri, frustrated: One red and two white bruh!

Mozart: Wha—what colour is the red wire?

Salieri, in absolute shock: Eh?! It's red!

Mozart: OH! IH! UH?!

Salieri: Whose brain are you in right now?!

Mozart, flustered: Shut up!

[merakiui]

Bro. Vargas can get it! And Crewel, too! I'd let that mf use my mouth as an ashtray. I need that man to whip me. WHIP.ME.PLEASE

D1 masochist over here! The way I'd be choking on that dickk. Imagine him saying "down girl" while he as you ass up in the air

*exit stage right*

c c ccc c c cc ccc c c ccccccc CREWEL!!!!!!!!! OTL

I am so unwell about him,,, please come back, anon!!! Speak your Crewel truth!!!! <3 oh, to be the disobedient pup he keeps in a human-sized cage...... training you to be good but only using methods that trainers use on dogs.... putting a pretty collar around your neck, making you eat and drink from dog bowls, the sadistic pet play.......... AAAAAAAAAAAAA. Imagine riding him and he's tugging at your leash. You cum when he tells you to, not on your own. A good dog knows not to be so needlessly messy. >:( he's so fine omg,,,, I need him carnally.

That voice line he has about how he drove up North for the winter holiday and spent his time enjoying hot apple cinnamon cider..... I NEED HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! orz orz imagine vacationing in the snowy mountains with Crewel. Sex in front of the fireplace,,, suddenly I'm no better than a dog, always barking for him. >_<

[cappybawa106]

👿💉"This might hurt a bit..."

✉️🩹"...I'll put the band-aid on for you... if that's ok."

I've been wanting to draw Kurode and Willmesh in their lords Vitamin Puro outfits ever since they were first shown!

Close ups + Alt ver+ ref

Since Kuromi and Mell's outfit can also glow in the dark, I wanted to do something similar by using some neon color pencils. And I used the Vivid filter on my camera to make those colors pop! (Hopefully their bright enough to see)

THEY'RE SO CUTE AND PRETTY OMG I WANT MELL TO GIVE ME A CHECK UP LIKE IMAGINE IF THAT WAS POSSIBLE I WOULD BE GOING TO THE DOCTORS ALL THE TIME

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Lego gay people ……..

[pappikapon]

dump featuring ocs and claudine and daniella and melon baby daniella and a swan and kaohagu and Jeremy Hi guys. Hi guys

[foldbaron]

[astriiformes]

how do you make chainmail as a hobby in the 21st century, sincerely a bored wannabe medievalist who’s been lurking on your blog since the beginning of your pentiment phase

It depends somewhat on what you want to make!

I've found various articles from The Art of Making Things useful for starting out, particularly the ones on the different types of metal and different weave patterns you can use, as well as their basic "getting started" article. I decided to go with European 4-in-1 style mail for my first project, since it's a good beginner weave and Dungeon Meshi is largely European fantasy-inspired, which also helped me determine the general size my rings ought to be since different sizes and thicknesses are better for different weaves.

I ultimately ordered 16 gauge galvanized steel rings with an inner diameter of 5/16" from The Ring Lord for my Laios armor, because it felt like a good material for my budget and the aesthetic I'm going for, and I did enough research to determine that was about the right size/aspect ratio for my project. But you can also order wire and cut your own rings if you're not as pressed for time.

Since I'm basically making the bottom part of a mail shirt (for now -- I'd eventually like to turn it into a whole shirt, which will take more patterning and planning) it's a fairly simple, modular project. You basically just add more rings or chains of rings to your base until it's the size you want. The 4-1 in the name of the weave I'm using comes from the fact that the basic way you link chains is to join together four closed rings with an open ring in the middle, then close the open ring to fasten them all. On the recommendation of the guy from the SCA who gave me a quick lesson the other day, I've been using two pairs of slip-joint pliers to manipulate the ends of the rings in order to open or close them, which has been working great!

It gets a little more complicated if you're making something with any curvature, like a mail hood, since you have to do reductions to get the shape right (making chainmail, it turns out, is weirdly like knitting), but it's really not too difficult or even too expensive a hobby to start -- just time-consuming, but I've been enjoying it so far.

[khattikeri]

fundamentally my least favorite thing about most modao fix-its is that they hinge upon this idea that nobody would've died or been hurt if someone (usually jiang cheng, jin zixuan, nie mingjue, lan xichen, etc.) "knew the truth" about some plot event or villain's personality. the base assumption being that they'd naturally do the right thing, it just didn't pan out that way in canon because they merely didn't know.

fix-its are meant to be entertaining fun that don't follow canon to a tee ofc. but many of them tend to handwave the deeply important class dynamics and abolitionist themes of the main story in doing so, and especially ignore the hypocrisy of the wealthy and their heirs, which leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[norriszn]

been thinking about the nortrell primer :3

[hawnks]

We yearn.......

[guinevereslancelot]

why is my ex boyfriend who dumped me suddenly helping me find cheap skis and inviting me to vermont and talking about taking a job where i work what is going on 😭. i know we're still friends but is he stupid 😭

[xxplastic-cubexx]

hello!! i just want to tell you that your art is so goddamn scrumptious, you are literally feeding my xmen brainrot and I find myself smiling when i see your art come across my feed. I love how you draw charles, pretty privilege and post (lets be fr he's serving every time)

i hope you always have fantastic brainrot and id kiss your blessed hands for giving us the gift of cherik and charles xavier, you are literally an icon

hope you have a great day ahead of you and more!! you deserve it !!

well i'ma absolutely have a wonderful mornin after readin this AWWWW thank you so so much !!!! i haven't been postin xmen long, so it's been really heartwarmin seein the warm reception to my work in the wonderful tags people have been leavin on my posts- and especially gettin to answer the lovely asks y'all've been sendin in (❁´ ▽ `❁) !! im glad people also like my goofy text posts and esp quotes from my brother he really has no right being so funny at the most random times

i hope to be xmen posting a while: ive got at least 60 years worth of stuff to look through and ongoing, so i dont imagine my interest'll wane anytime soon :]] !!

[todayisafridaynight]

remembering law yuri today everyone how are we ......

[camgoloud]

i simply feel that if you burn shit in your roommate’s skillet you should then feel the obligation to be the one who scrapes it out and cleans up

[gottawriteanegoortwo]

*wipes dust off*

Ahem.

Dilliam.

Mayor Attorney.

Marmien.

That is all.

[galaeus]

🚪 (also hello old friend! 😃 long time no see, welcome back) / @cagedchoices

prompt #9 covered in bruises

It's been a rough day. Between being chased halfway across the dang desert to avoid animals eating her alive, to smashing into walls of half-demolished houses to hide from passing raiders, to simply falling on her ass more times than she can count -- Echo is borderline up to here with how fed up she is with the surface.

But she isn't going back. Nope, the world can't break her spirit that easily. It's only been two days since she left her vault, but Echo is determined to last -- even if it means dragging her butt to the finish line where she'll eventually expire with the rest of the wasteland.

As she flops to sit down on a broken stool at a small trading outpost by a settlement, the vault dweller lazily glances over at the pair of eyes looking back at her. A stranger. Then again, everyone in these parts are a stranger.

"You should see the other guy," she tries to joke before wincing. Her hand ends up on the side of her greyed blue jumpsuit where she can feel yet another bruise forming. "Say, you wouldn't... happen to, like, know anything about where we are. Right?"