#helluva dad au

[ladyanaconda]

Pathetic

Striker is SO done with Stolas' 'tantrums'.

[anemicjellyfish]

Stolas has been presiding over the Pain Games for a few years, at minimum.

Millie is no longer allowed to participate, due to her causing 9 funerals.

Do you all think Stolas presided over the festival during the same year Millie participated?

Her mother, Lin, said "the last competition," but I'm on the fence about if she means last year or last one Millie participated in.

Anyway, I think it would be a nice little treat for us one day to see Stolas and Millie interact.

Stolas: Wait a moment. Are you the one who killed a bunch of people during the Harvest Moon Festival a few years ago?

Millie: ... yes.

Stolas: Well, at least you're now in the right line of work! IMP is the perfect fit for you."

Millie, adorable as ever: thank you!

The only thing that blows a giant hole in this is Stolas' line to Blitzø. "It's the same every year."

Either he didn't show up the year Millie played... or the Pain Games literally ends in bloodshed every year.

[ayel-goetia]

So is it possible that Chaz knows one of his in-laws?

Yes! He knows one 😉

...

Well, since the answer is short, here's a bonus 🤭:

(What it would be like if he met Striker's parents.)

Bro is cooked 💀

Lore fact: Striker's dad name is Ander Navarro (Name courtesy of my friend @robin374 , thanks again!!) and Striker's mom name is Sharon Rose, before taking her husband's surname!

💖Thanks for asking!💖

[recipe-for-monsters]

A bit of domestic morning Golden Goose paired with my Adoptive Dad Mammon AU <3. I have the insatiable need to turn all my garbage blorbos into Fathers it seems XD

Also, you can't tell me Mammon doesn't have piles of Loo Loo Land merch just lying around his home lmao

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Duckman Puts His Foot Down With Stolas

[I imagine this would be where Octavia goes to the Duckman world ends up meeting the Duckman family, moving in as an exchange student from hell, and ends up dating Ajax. Bernice would be excited due to the idea of having a daughter like figure while Duckman at first is against the idea of taking in another mouth until Octavia grows on him. They would become nonchalant to the fact she's from hell (and jokes one day that Duckman will join her there), but the drama comes when her dad comes knocking and he brings his baggage with her. He got there through borrowing the Asmodean crystal he bought for Blitzo. He shows up at the Duckman household uninvited and frantically looks for her while she's at school with Ajax, while Duckman who already has heard what he's done from Octavia would just get angry and cuss him out.]

Duckman: Look buddy, what makes you think you can barge into anybody's house like you want to.

Stolas: I am her father!

Duckman: I already heard about what happened with you. As long as she's staying here, she's under my (*loud cough* from Bernice) and Bernice's custody. You forfeited that right when hell court banished you.

Stolas: You don't know anything! My daughter has been misled by her mother and her shitty brother to believe the worst about me.

Duckman: From the sounds of it, you wrecked her entire home life and kept pushing her away. I may not be the best dad, but I wouldn't choose the hottest playboy bunny over my boys even if one ain't the brightest bulb and the other ones are a pair of freakish smarty pants.

[Bernice rolled her eyes, but her brother in law was trying so she let it slip.]

Stolas: Someone like you wouldn't understand what I've been through and what I sacrificed so that girl could be happy.

Duckman (snorted): Oh, you are going to hit me with some sappy sad story that your daddy didn't hug you enough so you tried not to repeat his mistakes or you stayed married so that your daughter could have a happy family. If that's the case, owl boy, then you failed big time at your mission.

Stolas: I don't have time for this. Tell me where is your son's school so I can locate her.

Bernice (rubbed her forehead): Jeez, how entitled can you get?

[Duckman then got out his phone and was looking at a number.]

Stolas: What are you doing?

Duckman (smugly smiling at him): Simple, we're calling her mother. She would be happy to hear her deadbeat ex-husband tried to force her daughter's host family to make him see her. That would totally not get you in trouble down there and make your punishment even harsher.

[Stolas was fuming with anger.]

Stolas: If I had my powers I would turn you into a roast duck.

Duckman: But you can't all because you wanted to get plowed by someone lower than you. Now get your ass out of here.

[Stolas grumbled as he walked out the door and slammed it.]

Duckman: Hmm, that went better than I thought. I hope that's the last we ever see of him.

Bernice: Me too. I'd ever thought I see a father worse than you.

Duckman: Yeah, that's... hey!

Bernice: But I gotta give it to you, I am proud of you for standing up for Via.

Duckman (then smiled): No problem that girl is worth it. She's almost like the daughter I never had and I will be damned if her so-called father tries to win her back after everything he did to her.

Bernice: I might not always like you but sometimes you really show what my sister saw in you.

[lordofdestructionm]

[obligatory-name-change]

i like the concept of a huskerdust overlord!husk au but like. it is very much just being sold to one direction

[trashogram]

🦎🤡+🦉

[hes-striker]

STOLAS

YOUR HUBBY CHEATED ON YOU WITH STRIKER JUST NOW

Meanwhile, in the opulent halls of the Greed Ring’s royal estate, Stolas sat alone in his study. The past few years had left him a broken shell of the prince he once was. Octavia’s death had devastated him, and the trial had only reopened old wounds.

Now, as he gazed at a magical projection on his desk, his heart sank even further.

The image flickered, showing Blitzø and Striker together the previous night, locked in a passionate embrace. The scene played on a loop, captured by unseen eyes and delivered to him by none other than his father, Paimon.

Paimon: *his deep, authoritative voice cutting through the silence* You see, my boy? This is what your ‘love’ for that imp has brought you. Scandal. Weakness. It’s time to move on.

Stolas: *his voice barely above a whisper, his feathers ruffling with restrained emotion* I… I don’t believe this. Blitzø wouldn’t—

Paimon: *cutting him off with a sharp laugh* Oh, but he has. You just saw the proof.

Stolas: *clenching his fists, his voice trembling* That’s enough.

Paimon: *leaning closer, his tone firm* Enough? No, Stolas. It’s not enough until you listen to reason. You have one chance to salvage your place in the hierarchy. I’m arranging for you to reclaim your title as a prince. But it comes with conditions.

Stolas: *looking up at his father, his eyes filled with a mix of defiance and despair* What conditions?

Paimon: *smirking coldly* You will end this farce of a marriage with that imp immediately. And you will sire a new heir—one worthy of the Goetia bloodline. No more distractions. No more weakness.

Stolas’s heart felt like it had been crushed in a vice. He looked away, unable to meet his father’s gaze as the weight of the ultimatum settled on his shoulders.

Stolas: *softly, his voice breaking* I love him…

Paimon: *sneering* Love is a luxury for those who can afford it, my boy. And you cannot.

With that, Paimon left the room, leaving Stolas alone with his thoughts. The projection of Blitzø and Striker faded, but the image was burned into Stolas’s mind.

[purplemang0z]

This is basically The Devil and Dice's relationship in my au lol

[ladyanaconda]

Meeting Crim

Crimson finally gets to meet Alessio's firstborn son. He's got a thing for shark pups, as you can see. He wanted to be Pietro's sinfather so badly!

Judging by her expression, Bianca will have none of that.

[ayel-goetia]

I'm Back!🎉

Hey guys! Sorry for being gone for so long! I've been having a few health issues, both me and one of my dogs, so I've decided to dedicate myself to going to the doctor and taking care of myself and my pet, but luckily we're getting better! Yay! I don't promise to upload so often, but I hope to be able to post some more drawings and answer your questions! Once again, I'm so sorry about this! Here's a sketch that I had the idea of doing on Father's Day but that now I was able to do, a little late but better late than never, haha.

💖Anyway, I hope you have a nice day!💖

And thanks for your patience... 🙏

[recipe-for-monsters]

Juggling: It’s objectively cool!!

[reptilian-angel]

Day 9: Bounce

A precious what could-have-been father & daughter bouncing lesson

[lordofdestructionm]

[texasteaparty]

Soulmate Hangster au

A soulmate universe where 87% of the population has text writing depicting the name of their soulmate, Bradley is born without a mark at all.

Carole and Nick are aghast, but do their best to be supportive. Their own marks match, in loopy cursive along their inner elbow.

But when Bradley is 4, he wakes up to the burning sensation on his back that makes him cry out. His parents are there in an instant, soothing and confused, both watching in surprise as the beginnings of a mark etches into their sons shoulder—

—but not as writing, or even the start of a name, but as a murky, blurred symbol.

As Bradley grows up, he begins to hide his mark. Not because he's ashamed, or that he doesn't like it, but because it's special. He knows his match is out there somewhere, and their bond is destined for greatness. For something beautiful.

Mav says his mark looks like an unfocused image of an f-14, and his dad agrees. His mom says it doesn't matter what it might be, just that he's sure to have one helluva soulmate if their mark is that of a fighter pilots plane. Uncle Ice spends the following month teaching him the ins and outs of a tomcat, and any other plane Bradley wishes to learn about as well.

High school is a mess. Girls and boys alike flock to Bradley because he's so secretive of his mark. Bets and rumors and guesses flood the student body about who it might be, and why Bradley is hiding it.

(A notable rumor is that his mark names that of a teacher, and that he's secretly fucking them after class everyday. How some people got to that, he'll never know, but it's hilarious. )

Although he gets accepted into Annapolis, he still wants to see if anything may tickle his fancy, so he opts into attending Virginia state university. It's okay, pretty boring and definitely not what he wants to do with his life. So back to school he goes.

Flight school is grueling but people there aren't as worried about marks as they are about surviving the onslaught of hell week and training exercises and studying. Bradley gets acquainted with Natasha, a fiery female pilot that threatens to kick his balls the first time they met.

He also meets Jake Seresin. A very arrogant asshole that makes Bradley want to simultaneously tame the brat and simply lie down and let him show off how he desires. It's confusing and arousing and Bradley can't help but want more; more interaction, more arguments, more more more.

But the one thing that holds him back is that Jake mentions his mark—or lack thereof. He tells it simply, that he's markless and proud and doesn't give a rats ass about soulmates and marks and what anyone thinks.

Bradley, who has spent years yearning for his other half, for his mark to make sense, to share a bond like his parents, like his uncles, he struggles with this.

Because on one hand he's drawn to Jake, but he's also weary of trying to go forth.

So he does neither and let's the festering feelings boil in his chest, and only let's it out as sharp remarks and scathing words. He and Jake become the infamous rivals—always picking apart the others' flaws and performance, always at each other's throats.

Years pass by, and Bradley catches glimpses of Jake on base, on carriers, at local bars with Coyote and some civilian hanging off his arm. He doesn't try to approach him, for fear of that bubbling something in his chest boiling over and spilling out for all to see.

They go to Top Gun, then go their own ways again. Bradley keeps up with Jake's career through inconspicuous probing to uncle Ice and uncle Mav, who answer his questions with knowing looks and teasing jibes.

Time passes. Then one evening Bradley was cooking and everything was fine, until he's brought to his knees by the burning burning burning on his back, his mark scathing so bad he's almost in tears clutching at the countertop. He panics and calls Mav and when the older pilot shows up and checks him over, he's surprised when Mav says his mark had changed, expanded. His tiny little tomcat mark now has two fighter jets, one slightly higher and to the left of his original. Mav doesn't know what it means, nor does Ice or his parents when they call them. So Bradley hopes it means something good and tries to move on.

Then they get called back for the uranium mission.

Bradley hasn't seen Jake in years now, he isn't prepared for Jake at the hard deck to be so bright, to be so cocky. To have a soulmark proudly displayed on the side of his throat, so beautiful and out of this world; the matching mark to Bradley's own.

Theyre soulmates.

It makes sense, then, to him. All those years he spent with Jake at the back of his mind, always a second thought during his days. The need to know what Jake was doing, how he was doing. The desire to learn what Jake's lips taste like. What his skin feels like under his fingertips.

He's breathless and surprised and thrown off guard and almost stumbles when Jake's gaze finally lands on him. "Bradshaw, as I live and breathe."

Bradley has to hope his face isn't doing something ridiculous as he replies, "Hangman, you look" amazing perfect mine "...good."

He has to talk to Jake, but alone. Not right now. They have time.