#helluva life

[alex-rewrites-hellaverse]

The Goetias

The Goetias are a long line of once fallen angels but now considered high ranked hellborn, being there when hell began and keeping an iron grip on their power, in all subjects and forms. With being around so long many families fall under the category of Goetia, not all related to one another. Each family has their own relationship to the deadly sins, and within those the members have their own thoughts.

Paimon

A powerful member of the Ars Goetia he is one of the higher ranking, with magical abilities that truly make him worthy of the title. He's one of the few close to the Magne family in any capacity, called on to assist Lucifer and his family for any number of things, and due to that stays near their castle in his own home, ready to be called upon whenever they need.

One of these was a favor to the prince of the Magne family, who'd been friends with the previous Stolas- a title rather than a name- to care for the egg that the prince's friend was no longer alive to care for. As Paimon had for centuries he took the favor with no question, though once the chick hatched he quickly regretted his choice, leaving the child to the care of his staff instead, in the familial home his parents had left him.

To secure the family's future, as this was not the first Stolas to die young, he arranges a marriage for the prince to give him a cautionary heir, a fact he keeps from the child for many years.

Stolas

Named after his title by a parental figure who he never got to know well, Stolas was already starting his life off roughly. Having a whole manor to himself and the staff also had him growing up mostly separated from the royal life aside from when Goustav, the imp who raised him more than Paimon ever did, made him leave the house in attempts to get him to socialize with others of his status.

His main contact to another Goetia was his bride-to-be, Stella Darvon, and neither ever really cared for the other, though did try to get along for the most part. He taught her what her parents refused to, annoyed at how little they determined she'd need to know as an adult. Up until they had to say their I dos they were going ok, then cracks began to form as the pressure for an heir was truly on them. In this time they began to pull apart from one another, and Stolas found comfort in liquor at this time. By the time Octavia hatched the couple were in their own wings of the manor, both attempting to keep their child in the dark about how deep the issues go, brushing their separate rooms as just wanting their own spaces.

Both know nothing on raising a child but Stolas is insistent that Octavia is to not be raised as either of them were, hating how it had left both of them. He tries to give Octavia all of his attention any time of day, let them live as a child not an heir, however it does lead to them being unprepared for what they'll have to do once of age, but he isn't facing that, as he does most issues.

Stella

From hatching through her childhood only one aspect of her was ever appreciated, her beauty. It was the only thing her family cared for about her, dozens of paintings around their home being of just her dressed in the nice dresses her mother bought her, the makeup applied in delicate strokes that would easily be smudged, the fans she learned the language of, things of the like. Things for her beauty and for her future husband were all she was really taught by her parents, her brother always reassuring her that this would be for the best, that it was what she was born to do!

When she finally met her groom she felt.. nothing about him. Not that spark her family was saying she'd get, she didn't care for him. Though she was grateful when nearing their wedding he caught her up on several things her family failed to teach her, reading, writing, tasks of the similar nature. Despite the good he did, and how her family kept claiming he was perfect for her, she never agreed.

During their attempts to conceive, and his apathy of the whole thing she could only let it grow more and more, like a plant trying to eat her like a fly. So, she turned her focus elsewhere, establishing herself amongst the Goetia she was now of rank with, making friends, throwing parties both large and small to entertain, hook herself in her rank as a safety net. After Octavia hatched she and him grew to an understanding, they'd raise their child unlike their parents, find a way to keep her happy. She didn't go about it as Stolas did, showing her affections in more material ways, getting her clothes she liked, shopping with her, getting into the physical hobbies she had to try to understand her, though that did mean for the first years Stolas was the closer parent. That was fine, she was making her place now.

Octavia

They were never quite like the other children, they'd always known that. Not just in the gender sense, but in their family dynamic, a core memory is coming home from a friend's house the first time and asking their parents why they didn't share a room when their friends' parents did. The lie of them just having very different likes didn't hold up as they grew, but they didn't think about it much. They tried to never really think about it, how weird their family was compared to their friends'.

That was only their parents too, their extended ones ere just as odd. Their grandfather lived far away, almost with the Magne family. heir other grandparents weren't allowed around them, but if their uncle was anything to go by it was for the best. He's always talking about their mother's beauty, and their own, something that ruffled their feathers enough for them to avoid him on his visits. He's grown more mellow, they find they like him much more now.

They'd learned, through overhearing calls and conversations, that they were to be the next Stolas some day. They still don't know all that entails, their father not telling them, but they try to practice for what they do know it involves, the Grimoire, and their magic. Their father takes a liking to their starry magic, though they are much more drawn to the gemstones involved. They've begun adding gems to their clothing since finding this love, though let the sapphires stay as their father's gem.

Andrealphus

Without much coloration and stuck at the level of a marquis he wasn't made to get very far in the ranks, leaving him only to give an heir to carry on the family line, which leads to his preferences in a partner to not matter. He doesn't let it affect him on the outside, keeping his head held high and doing what he can to socially bring himself up the ranks, teaching his younger sister some tricks for her own life.

He still makes odd comments to her, but those are due to how they were raised. Her job is to be beautiful, and a good wife, he compliments her on those things as they're all he notices to. He does care for his sister, not in a regular way of course, but he shows that he does in a handful of ways, from the compliments, to keeping secrets for her from their family, and allowing her to his palace to vent her frustrations.

The last one has a secondary motive however. A part of his domain is astrology, just like the prince his sister has married, and that is the one thing that has truly ruffled his feathers. All he has is ice powers, mathmatics, and astrology and a fucking prince has one of those and so much more. He tries to keep his thoughts to only those close to him, barely keeping his temper when he does visit Stella and her heir. Every single bit of dirt he can get on Stolas he keeps, waiting for when to begin those rumors, though they never truly get far.

[kin-machine]

a stolas while i learned how to use procreate ❤️

[glitzbot]

and they were roommates... with only one bathroom

[uhohgoose]

hang on Im gettin my Red x Blue wires crossed ❤️💙 (1/4)

expressions practice with helluva boss and steven universe!

[anthurak]

Yep, there's the breakdown I was waiting for XD

[valahelart]

♡ Happy (devilish) Valentine's Day! ♡

[orionhelluvaranting]

Stolass has been banished, lost all of his powers and suffered from a nervous breakdown but still...

That's how he kicks Andre's ass right after arriving at the palace. And he lifts a huge ice statue up like it's nothing. And, uh... Elsa's evil rip-off just lies down, squeaks and sucks it up submissively despite he has appropriated ALL of Stolass' powers!!! Bitch, WTF?!

Also a little bit earlier in the same episode:

Vivzie, could you please be consistent at least throughout a SINGLE fucking episode of your own show?! You literally have so little to no interest in something outside of the glorified toxic yaoi you doesn't even try to hide it anymore!

[wazzi2ya]

Blitzø and Angel Dust are gonna meet when they both reach for the last bottle of feather preening oil at the store. The carnage that follows will go down as one of the bloodiest in Hell's history. They become best friends right afterwards.

(Charlie snuck by and took it when they weren't looking).

[anexplosionofchaos]

THE WAY HES SPEAKING INTO HER HAND. ohh my god hes literally kneeling begging for her to listen

this frame is so beautiful and devastating

i genuinely cant exist anymore how am i meant to survive in these conditions

i understand how via must feel right now for her to do this (unwanted, lied to) and i know she has a right to be angry but. god. tears are running down my face. genuinely i want them to be okay. i NEED them to be okay.

maybe someday :(

[ruumiinlaulaja]

I’m sure this moment will be posted a million times but I can’t wait.

My life is complete now.

[majosullivan]

After watching Mastermind, this scene from the trailer makes so much more sense and hits soooo much more differently now.

I have been wondering what must have happened here for Blitz to be protecting Stolas like this while Stolas looks so scared. He seems to be fine, so why couldn’t he defend both him and Blitz from Andreaphus? They should theoretically be evenly matched. That’s not even going into the questions about why Andreaphus would even escalate to attacking Stolas in the first place, and at Stolas’s house no less. With him planning to strip Stolas of everything he has, attacking him seemed to go against his entire plans.

Now we know though. Andreaphus’s plan was successful. Stolas has been stripped of his powers, title, everything. He can’t defend himself, not like he used to. His home isn’t his anymore, Andreaphus has taken everything over since Octavia is still 17.

And Blitz here, oh my god. He has now watched as Stolas sacrificed himself for him. Watched him willingly give up his life to save Blitz. He has screamed and begged while struggling to get to Stolas as he was dragged away. Trying to pry open the door to get back to him. Thinking that was the last time he was going to see Stolas. Thinking that another person he loved was going to die because of him. But Stolas came back to him alive. Stripped of his power and not doing well but he is alive. After this, what do you think he’s going to do if Stolas is in danger? After he didn’t go to save him from Striker? After he thought Stolas was going to die to keep him safe? He is never going to let him go again. Even if it’s a hopeless situation, he is going to do what he can to protect Stolas or die trying.

My guess here is that next episode, Stolas is going to try and see Octavia with Blitz’s help, and when Andreaphus finds out, he is not going to hesitate to attack Stolas now that he is powerless. Sinsmas is going to make me feral

[alex-rewrites-hellaverse]

Blitz Buckz

Scarred both mentally and physically by a past he refuses to speak of, Blitzo (the o is silent) is one of many imps in hell, a part of the majority in many ways. One of those is trying to run his own business, an assassins for hire kind.

What makes him stick out is it's working, and why it is. Through a book he and his employees kill people in the mortal world for sinners and anyone else willing to pay. People don't believe in him nor his company, cause it's rare for an imp to actually succeed, but he still has hope, confident they'll show everyone they were wrong about him!

Another thing that would make him stand out if anyone let it out is the countless people in high positions he once knew, makes it hurt worse when he sees their faces all over hell no matter where he goes. Maybe he'll join their ranks one day, maybe then he'll face them again.

[the-amazing-blarl]

does anyone even know how healing platonic love is?? it's literally life saving you guys. why aren't people making a bigger deal about platonic love??? we need to shout about it in the streets I think

[shortbreadly]

I AM POSITIVELY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OVER THESE TWO

[mandareeboo]

Listen being off your meds do be like that.

[nyxofdemons]

i'm literally still not over the duet btw and i will never be over the duet, like i cannot tell you how absolutely SHOCKED i was when blitz started singing. the full moon duet had been REALLY built up by the time it happened, but i feel like i was totally blindsighted with this one. blitz softly started "what have you done?" and i nearly fell out of my chair