#hes French and everything

[egophiliac]

i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada

thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.

also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!

not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops

[r-aindr0p]

Pomefiore vocabulary lesson All of these words are pronounced "coo" !

Bonus 2nd and 3rd French option because of course there's an option with a silent 'p' and one with a silent 't', of course !

[littlefankingdom]

I know y'all are not ready for it, but I'm this close 🤏 to hc Bruce having an eating disorder because of how strict Alfred is written about food in canon and fanon. Everyone is writing it as if it's a funny joke that the Batfam has to hide "unhealthy" snacks from him, but it's not. (Btw, just the "healthy" and "unhealthy" label are wrong and bad. Food is food.)

In the comics, Bruce will be offered a donut and think about how Alfred would disapprove and how it will harm his health, before accepting. And, sure, to live the life he lives, Bruce need to follow a particular diet. But it's just ONE donut, it cannot harm him. That's not a healthy mindset at all. The fact that Bruce, as a grown adult with kids, is thinking about Alfred's reaction to him eating a donut before accepting, vocalizing how it is against the rules, is alarming.

And maybe I would accept it, as a non-usamerican, if it was because of the toxic things they put in your food there (criminal what they make you eat), but it's never about that. No, it's about the calories and the heartburn, and "fast food and sugar" are bad, and "poor people food is bad" (Alfred's classicism is another point for another time). Alfred controls what the Wayne eat and he is very controlling about that, as the boys will also comment about Alfred disapproving something before eating it. This is some ED behavior, you shouldn't worry about food like this. And like, I'm split between being thankful neither Bruce or the kids enforce it to one another, but also being annoyed they need to remind others how "Alfred wouldn't approve" when they see them eating something not allowed.

Thinking about Dick and his cereals, especially that Nightwing (2016) page where he gets a Nightwing truck and it has a compartiment with a ton of cereals. It is a commun behavior in children who were restricted some type of food to over indulge in it once they are independent. If cereals were something Alfred was against because he finds it "unhealthy", Dick's extreme love for cereals is a red flag.

Me, talking about Bruce: The boy was mentally fucked up enough, you didn't have to give him an ED on top, Alfred!

[yuwuta]

roommate katsuki lore time: 

your job isn’t as physically demanding as that of a pro-hero, but it is equally, if not more time intensive. your friends often comment you seem dead on your feet way more often than they do, and you have to agree. so when you decide to scrounge up some extra money and hire a private chef, you think it’s the best decision you’ve made in a while. 

your friends would seem to agree—and some tease that maybe you should ask your guy if he can cater to izuku, too. except for katsuki, who seems appalled, betrayed, and disgruntled. it takes all but one week about you gushing over the meals your chef has prepped for you for katsuki to show up to your apartment in the middle of the day, while you’re at work, and the chef is in your kitchen, kindly ask him to leave forever, and get to work himself. when you come home, you’re confused and pissed when you realize katsuki has fired your saving grace, but the anger falls flat on your tongue when you’re interrupted by the blonde spoon-feeding you the most delicious bite of steak that you’ve ever had in your entire life. he’s way too smug watching you physically melt about the food, and ordering you to sit down and have a proper meal. 

he tries not to be endeared by your stuffed cheeks, but there’s a satisfaction brewing in him that he can’t quite place. all he knows is it won’t be taken away from him again; that’s why he flicks your forehead, throws a dish towel over his shoulder, and says, “make room for my shit here by the end of the week. and don’t complain when i put all your spoons together in one drawer,” before heading over to the sink to wash up. 

you don’t even get until the end of the week before katsuki is barreling into your apartment with boxes and clothes and, “this is what we call a stainless steel pan in the wild. ever seen one before?” prompting you to reach up and pinch his ear even as he cackles all the way to the kitchen. you suppose, in the end you can’t complain. you get to live with your best friend, you get free catering, free cleaning, and it takes you two months of living together to find out katsuki’s paid off your rent for the rest of the year, too. you know, what friends are for. 

[probablyaleksashka]

What diva made this and where can i get it

[luxuki-1]

Ok I need you guys to just appreciate Starscream and Megatron's voices in the French Dub- like they're so good!!!!

[wh1msycat]

I STAY getting my dick trapped in that vent 🤣🤣 YEOCH !!!!

[makedonsgriva]

Cover of TGCF vol 1 French Edition

[royalarchivist]

Aypierre: No, it's– It- it doesn't work that way... 😔

Antoine: No, really? I KISSED YOU FOR NOTHING???

Aypierre: No, for the pleasure. 😏

Antoine: No, it was not a pleasure! 😤 I don't kiss!

[otpadsis]

designed "monarch" clothes for my oc

[toadminako]

So I'm deep in the Cold Boys back catalogue now, and goodness gracious, Evil Jopson in Spotless really is an Experience isn't he?

[pushing500]

I have no idea why I decided that Jut speaks French (I think the name Marc-Daniel seemed French to me? Idk), but he does, and there's nothing y'all can do about it.

Similar to Janne from the last update, Jut is one of the fungoid xenotypes and is disgusting enough to make people vomit on sight. Poor guy.

I get the feeling the Jones boys are a bit fed up with guests who make them throw up. I don't blame them. I'd get sick of it, too. (Get it? "Sick" of it? 😆 Because... yeah, you get it.)

In between trying to figure out what Jut is saying and also avoiding him whenever possible, Kwahu can now charge batteries with his brain. Good for him! This will come in very useful.

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[i-think-2-loud]

jerejean and thanksgiving. jean won’t FEAST feast…not on the food at least. but don’t you worry, he eats alright that night😋

[olath124]

And in the end I'm gonna publish it (no matter the fact I see mistakes and issues every time I check it). But soon, veeery soon I'm going to share the posepack inspired by these two idiots I pretty much love too deeply. (E: "And me! Mostly me! There's at least a 30% of me there!")

So yeah... Stay tuned!

[exdeputysonso]

Brad Dourif as Maurice 'Frenchy' Devereaux | Ponderosa (2001)

[incorrectfatui]

anyways Dottore would be so proud of me I finished my 2nd lab rotation yesterday

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I'm like 90% sure I MIGHT have contaminated my blank and my samples, but uhhhhh I won't find out until the analysis comes back and that's gonna take a few months, so until then I'll just pretend I did great