#hes puppy ears...

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

put em up!

[yuukirita]

*taps shoulder gently* I know your busy and already have a lot on your plate… but listen.

How about a sparkling deceptibee au? I… don’t really have a reason I just wanna see a baby bee in your art style… if that’s ok?

Ah- of course! Let me just- *trows away responsabilities*

Lil guy has big shoes to fill! Makes it hard to walk though!

Let me propose this: Bee is a sparkling but he acts exactly the same as movie Bee... Like exact same. Not change of tones or anything- wouldn't that be funny? Like being that young but acting like that is like seeing a toddler act like a unbalanced young adult and that is just hillarious to me...

Also- In the sparkling Deceptibee au???? OPTIMUS AIN'T LETTING THIS CHILD FOLLOW MEGATRON. Different story line entirealy. Elita DID keep Bee from going with Megatron (because that is a freaking baby) but Megs/the high guard sees that baby try to follow them but Megs tells them not to bother.

And the story is Bee that keeps trying to run away/get in contact with Megs cuz that his friend and he's freaking stubborn and he wants to be with him dammit!

And Optimus has to deal with that child who acts older than he is because he had to grow so fast mentally and he's trying to be a mentor but Bee is like '... eh?' And stuff- And Elita probably saves the day as usual- OMG THAT MEANS CLIFFJUMPER IS ALSO A SPARKLING HFIDKJLSADGDSJ (will draw that later)

ALSO- Em... In SecondBee au... Bee starts as a sparkling. I've drawn him... I'll show him when the story is posted (he's very cute and small)

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

this is your semi annual reminder that book dallas looked a fuckin MESS. motherfucker was a natural platinum with blue eyes. that guy looked like a freak. he was constantly givin the miley cyrus stare. anyways. you may continue.

[pangur-and-grim]

a difficult ear cleaning experience

[tojisun]

also i keep thinking about johnny and how he still goes around calling you his girlfriend even when you’re already broken up just cause it makes you reach out to him, texting angrily how not only are you broken up but you’re already talking to someone else. and johnny just goes, “kyle, right? yeah, s’my type too, hen.”

“fuck you,” you reply back.

days later, johnny sends you a selfie of him and kyle with a message that says, “he said i can join!”

“jesus,” you whisper, awed and horrified at the same time. maybe even a little interested too, who knows.

[canisalbus]

Small Seated Machete (with snails)

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[a-bottle-of-tyelenol]

Me: yeah, I dunno. I started hormones a couple years ago and I like being on them but I still don’t really like my perception of myself or my gender and it’s really hurting me because I was hoping I’d like myself more than I do. I just don’t like either option but I don’t really like nonbinary either so I’m just really confused and unhappy with my identity :(

My therapist (who happens to be the first one I’ve had who is also trans): well, when you imagine yourself, ignoring labels and ignoring any realism, how do you picture yourself? What’s your idealized version of yourself?

Me, thinking of how I puppy regress and have ‘no gender just puppy’ as my bio on twt: uhhh idk a dog I guess

My therapist: then be a dog

Me: huh… interesting very interesting

[the-knife-consumer]

Actually drawing them for once. Babies blasts you

[faunandfloraas]

Does he know what an emoji is *thinking*

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!

[lychiism]

Currently vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass if anyone even cares

[milkamel]

Everyone's lapdog 💜🐾

(I love puppy Cross sm he's such a cutie and he gives me life my heart can't take it- I wanna hug him tightly and squish him fkgjkgf 😭 btw the quote he says is from Underverse 0.6)

Cross belongs to jakei

[yrsonpurpose]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE This Morning promoting Mary & George

[canisalbus]

uh hi hello!! first i wanted to say i am deeply in love with your art (god those shapes, these lines, texture, anatomy, expression, EVERYTHING) and your latest drawing just moved something in me i cant quite grasp it, been thinking about it for a couple days. sooo i felt inspired and made myself a smol little machete out of uh wild clay so i could kiss him on the forehead before going to sleep, i hope you're ok with that? (also sorry he's kinda wonky, me and acrylics hate each other haha)

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[neigepomme]

okay this is kind of a weird one but hear me out. Caleb is a hardcore sweater - like, his internal body temp is just naturally very high, so when doing anything even remotely active (or when he gets nervous/excited/flustered) he sweats for it 😖 of course this is kind of great in the colder months as he's literally like a living furnace, able to (and very very happy to!!) warm you up quite quickly, but is an unfortunate thing in the warmer months 😞 Caleb is super touchy feely and clingy even when it's sweltering and sweaty, which leads to some... unfortunate mornings starting by being held hostage in bed by a huge, sweaty cuddlemonster (he knows what he's doing but he simply doesn't care)

I AGREE! I AGREE I AGREE I AGREEEEEE nonnie i am such an advocate for the caleb runs stupidly hot agenda..

i love me a warm man because my goodness canadian winters are TERRIBLE and having a caleb to keep me warm? sign me up. and oh my god. yeah . in his workouts, he gets super sweaty and warm within 5 minutes and dare i say it's really cute.. he can keep going for a long time but his cheeks get flushed really fast from physical exercise

it's Super inconvenient in the summer i agree BUT! i raise you the caleb short cold showers agenda 🙏🙏 being a military man and stuff, he probably takes showers within 2 minutes and he'll take them a Lot during the summer if it means he'll be refreshed & allowed to cuddle up even when it's insanely hot out!! i think he also likes to swim, so summers with him are like. beach days & watermelon slices and apple sodas.. the sweaty cuddling is inevitable tho but you just grow used to it eventually.. it's cute!!!

[hannimatior]

organizing his sticker books :3