#his experience with robots begins and ends with claptraps and loaderbots

[antagonest]

@synthxt  ❤️‘d for HANDSOME JACK

This place sucked. The monsters suck, the people suck, the settlements suck! Not only did none of the savages have any idea who he was, they wouldn’t even take him money. MONEY! They didn’t know what money was! Who the hell uses bottle caps? And okay maybe he wasn’t being the kindest of guests, often pushing citizens out of his way and bad mouthing guards.

Whatever! Jack groaned in frustration, fingers pulling at his hair before composing himself and ducking in an alleyway littered with neon lights. Valentine’s Detective Agency? That heart really had an arrow in it. Oh he had to see what sort of princess owned this place. The CEO pulled open the door already failing to contain his laughter. “That’s a- that’s a real cute little sign you got out there! You-.” Oh. Uh huh. A... robot. Cool. “Sorry is your uh... owner? Master? I don’t know what you guys refer to people around here, but is your human around? Can you go get ‘em for me, cupcake? Alright, thanks.”