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Google News क्या है और कैसे काम करता है
आज के डिजिटल युग में, लोग तेजी से सूचनाओं तक पहुंच चाहते हैं और यह जानना चाहते हैं कि दुनिया में क्या हो रहा है। “Google News” एक ऐसा प्लेटफॉर्म है जो हमें हमारे इंटरेस्ट की खबरें आसानी से खोजने और पढ़ने में मदद करता है। Google News का मुख्य उद्देश्य है यूजर्स को सही, तेज़ और प्रासंगिक समाचार प्रदान करना। इस ब्लॉग में हम विस्तार से जानेंगे कि Google News कैसे काम करता है, इसमें क्या विशेषताएं…
#breaking news#Google News#Google News app#Google News benefits#Google News features#Google News for websites#Google News Publisher Center#Google News SEO#how Google News works#local news Google#news aggregator#news updates#personalized news feed#publish on Google News#rank on Google News#real-time news#trending news
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Genuinely amused when people who don't know anything about Christianity try to draw on it as a source for their fantasy -- "Oh this is my half-demon OC who takes damage from holy things and is stuck in a church, better hope that communion wine in the back doesn't spill anywhere!" You mean the regular. wine in the back? The very normal alcohol that is completely indistinguishable from any other alcohol to anyone at all until the actual communion ceremony? The Mogen David? That wine? Okay. Sure. *is imagining your OC screaming and running from a liquor store*
#horror movies are comedies actually#some people are offended and i mean it is rude#but mostly its funny?#its like if you wanted a computer in your story#but you didnt know how cd drives work so instead of looking it up you invented a little beast that lives in the computer case#when you insert a cd it gobbles it up and when you eject it it poops out a brand new one with the copy of the data on it#the story is completely serious and you expect readers to take all of it seriously. including the cd gobbling beast#like this information is a 20 second google search away but instead you made something up that is objectively hilarious#this isnt about horror movies its about a post i saw#but horror movies do it a lot
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alfred, after reading 2 leters taht had ben delibered to him by a glowing green dog, noded an started to prepare diner before puting a single mesage on the family and friends grup chat.
Ined, this neded a stomash full of food.
Some time later and Alfred decides to drop the bomb.
Alfred: So, today a letter aribed to the maneor. It was sended by both, the CSD and that facility that aided the laters Masters Tom and Marta Wayne..."
Bruce, all confused because no one told him he was a in vitrus boy: My parents what?"
"...Its apears that a tragic had happened in the adoptive home life of Master Bruce´s biological litle brother, and both the state and the Infinite Realms sems to think this house is the perfect place to him and his mirror born twin sister. I expect you all to read this informative triptic because Yung Masters Dany and Dani (neme changing pending) are now half of a rare and prety multidimencional guarded species. An I will be damed and put my two weeks advice if my litle new sons are damaged by this emotional conspirational family"
Jackson was the frist one to react.
"Holy shit! this time te suprised new silbing one is Bruce?!"
"Oh so is it hereditary... " was Dick reaction
"A rare and delicated species you said? I shal go to therapy then." was Damian two cents before going to the library in seearsh of a good candidate.
Menawile... Bruce had yet to rebot.
Tim: okay but how jung?
Alfred: human 11 yeears old, and in ghost form 5 months old. Little Dani is just 2 months old. ¿Could you belive it? Please Miss Kent, go and give this nasty Master man a beaten up could you? i would go after him myself but i need to take care of the litles halfas.
Batfamily: WHAT THA FUCK?!
#dp x dc#dpxdc#i do not know how to write on english and somehow google traslate is baned on my work internet#wtf would you ban someting like that on a friking public university librery?#hello? we have a multi international etchange program?!#anyway#Danny had his accident early#dany and dani are new bat babs#is Bruce turn to be soked by surprice brother and adoptive silving too#Martha or thomas had some... isues and they decided to try the invitrus fecundation#they did give multiple samples.... and donathed the rest#the Laterns were there before the wig and good fenton parents#so bad they had to rip early :c#feel free to ad or use!#au#Dmian going to terapy and finding out he and fhater were autist the wole time#the danies got the ADHD all to themselves
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HELLO RVB NATION. here is all of the Complete Seasons downloaded since rooster teeth took it off youtube. thumbs up!!
#rvb#Red vs Blue#rooster teeth#uh. idk how else to tag this LOL#fun fact if u play it in vlc media player u can turn it into a puzzle and reach new levels of insanity#um. idk how google drive works so if this is scuffed. thats why.#peace and love on planet rvb o7#also might be missing some miniseries ???? idk. is All The Seasons tho :3
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one of the many uses for long snouts
#furry#saluki#sighthound#poodle#my art#dogs#my characters#suzi#martine#comics#second part done in a different style because i didn't want to deal with the background#i used a new brush that has a slight lumpiness to it... usually i use a perfectly smooth brush for lineart#u can't really see the difference tho...#sneaky palo verde in the background#looking at google street view is really helpful for drawing buildings and figuring out how environments work
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little roleswap AU ive thought about once or twice
#kamen rider kuuga#ichijo kaoru#tsubaki shuichi#godai yusuke#art#my post#ichijo taking after his mother kind of thing....#tsubaki is not the type for violence so how he ends up a cop is uhhh just how it is but i think he and sakurai would be funny together#he would drive sugita up the wall but is undeniably good at his job#tsubaki has a bad running joke about how he'll have to put down kuuga that becomes not funny extremely fast#originally mental ichijos tag was supposed to read “professionalism” but the resolution was too small to write it so its super ego instead#same reason why i wrote tsubaki in kanji lol also i learned his surname is the kanji for camellia flower which means *google“#romantic love and devotion-huh. cute#ichijo normally has no problems setting his brain to work mode so hes not awkward about biology but theres something about this bug guy...#using a new brush today it felt pretty nice to use :)#anyways you KNOW its a kuuga post the way the tags take up the length of my phone screen...
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#so i decided to try out some new brushes#i remember in painter essentials5 there was this amazing smudge-blur brush that ive never found again anywhere else#im so sad it wouldve been perfect here#art#myart#i also absolutely do not know how armor works so guess who had to do some research for the first time in years#google images research but research all the same#armor practise#digital art#digital drawing
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More notes for Roach conlanging. Roach has grammatical gender, in which only Male, Female, and Object are grammatical genders, whereas Worker uses feminine grammar, Queen and King use a slight variant on feminine grammar, and Drone, and Queen-Alate use masculine grammar. This is because King is derived from Queen, due to their similar positions in a colony, and Queen-Alate is derived from Drone, as both are forms of alate.
Queen is an alteration of feminine grammar that functionally just adds a handful of extra syllables to it, and King is an offsprout of Queen that uses the same grammar with different pronouns. Queen-Alate, despite the name, is derived from Drone, as they are both for referring to different types of alate ant.
Most Roach dialects are intelligible to speakers of Snakemouth Den Cordyceps Roach, but Snakemouth Den Cordyceps Roach is not entirely intelligable to speakers of Roach dialects due to a mix of the excessively specialized vocabulary caused by the specific needs of its speakers, the fact that its speakers do not necessarily have Roach mouthparts and thus may not pronounce syllables in a similar way, and due to the fact that Inanimate Object is a full grammatical gender that does not exist in any other dialect of roach and replaces a decent chunk of terminology for things that previously had Other Words For Them.
#we speak#conlang#bug fables#please excuse us if we're mangling the terminology here btw. we cannot for the life of us remember the proper terms for half of this#and every time we try to google things it winds up turning up nothing#probably because we're googling shit like “the term for the thing where self reference is different if youre a guy or a girl”#and like. “part of speech that you use to refer to other people that isnt pronouns or a name that has title associations”#if we reread some textbooks we will probably remember but unfortunately these are not our textbook reference posts#they are our “what if we told you about the cool ways that we did grammar in here” post#god we love grammatical grammar (<guy who doesn't have a strong enough sense of gender to remember der and die properly)#(because we are the specific type of speaker where we're half operating based on what Feels Right with the word and we are)#(so fucking bad at remembering how gendering words is meant to go)#(the secret reason we hate phonetics is because we have to contend with both figuring out how mouthparts would work and like)#(Working Out A Reasonable Collection Of Sounds To Have In Our Language. which means we have to actually like. name things)#(cruel and unusual that we have to make actual words rather than loosely tossing building blocks on the floor. honestly.)#anyways snakemouth den roach is one of those dialects where it's on the verge of becoming a language on its own#where it's very debatable on if it's Actually A New Language or just a very specific dialect of an old one because. well. boxes#picture it as like. trying to speak to someone who you Think is speaking french but they have an extremely thick regional accent#and they keep using like ten-syllable words that you probably don't know but that seem to refer to things that could be referred to#way more concisely?#and also rather than just le and la they have added an entire new lu to the mix and you are unclear if its the accent or a new word entirel#(note: we are not a specialist on french as we primarily know it in the “we've been around it long enough to vaguely know what's being said#way and are not currently caught up enough on whatever they have going on to know about any major grammar stuff going on over there)#(but we are terrible enough with remembering the grammar of the german that we do speak that we do not trust ourself to not be Worse there)
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Marvel writer: Then Wade get involved with monsters! And–
Me:
#Who tf thought this was a good idea#by fuck sake ANY Deadpool fan liked that? I can't believe it#reveal yourself there's no way absolutely no way#“Wade joining monsters because of his face or whatever” I am going to steal your computer#I am going to call google docs and prevent you from using I am going personally install Microsoft of any eletronic you might have#Deadpool#why was this a thing#'sure let's put this torturer and cancer survivor along with monsters because he looked *like that* huh?#the only person that *might* had taken something valuable out of this was Wong and even so I have to admit it was like seeing someone#take the wrecks and try to fix it with the little time they had#and I might confess#it was good? But still it wasn't good *enough*#I do trust Alyssa work better than any recent writer by the simple fact that they like him. Like ALOT it is clear how much they like him as#a character and respect him. But I am not so sure they were interested in making a important arc of him and set space for a new and better#direction or just pretty much self indulge and fanservice their way out of it. Which I am going to be honest by the level of writing Wade#received I can respect *at least that* and their OC was compelling instead of *gesture vaguely of hot woman self insert of the week that#looks wearily similar to Syrin.#like– Just use Syrin it's the same arc ITS THE SAME ARC#Wade Wilson
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I truly cannot stand Google docs.
I'm organizing recipes that I've printed over the years, some of them dating back like 15 years, and there's quite a few that are just. The web page, including ads and reviews and a bunch of shit that I just don't want, and they're poorly formatted and I don't even bother following them when I want to make butter-cake or whatever, I just find a new one and follow it on my phone. Others are typed out or handwritten and I have no idea the origin. So the idea is to type them all up, have more uniform formatting and just make them easier to follow for me personally.
Unfortunately the easiest program for this is Google docs, because it's easy to print from and the tabs help me keep track of where I am. Except for whatever reason none of my styles will stick. No matter how many times I make them the default, and apply the default to the next tab, it doesn't work. It goes back to their default. And it's like. A two point difference in front size, and not being aligned correctly. So it's easy but it's tedious to have to fix it on every single recipe.
If there's a better free program out there, I'd love to hear it. Ellipsus (that I use for writing) isn't as easy to print individual pages from, and I'd have to create separate documents for each recipe, which I don't want to do. Microsoft word would be the same thing, I'm pretty sure.
And I know it doesn't matter it's just annoying.
#new thing where I complain in the body of the post instead of just the tags#and hey maybe I just don't understand how google docs works#but still. I'm annoyed.#ks talks
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i just started my first playthru of kh3, do we seriously have this much mp to start???? i added a small handful of mods before i started; party AI, better keyblade wielders, and remind ability integration. did something get messy and give me too much mp? this feels like WAY too much to start with ?
lvl8, 170hp, 205mp
#i havent been able to find a concrete answer by googling it. SOS#i can literally cast 20 fires before running out. this is INSANE after playing kh1 and 2#ive heard that max hp and mp are somewhere around 1200. but IDK I JUST DONT SEE HOW THAT WORKS LMFAO?#i mean i guess i cant complain about being given TOO MUCH of a resource......... but CMON I WANT TO STRUGGLE AT LEAST A LITTLE.........#is my mp going to be half the screen at the end of the game??#and in case ur wondering yes i have played the entire series. plot of kh3 is not new to me- i just watched a playthru when it first came ou#which is why i was ok installing mods instead of doing a vanilla playthru lol#kh#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 3#kingdom hearts iii
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How did your flight go??
Okay, so, the flights themselves were fine, but the flight from Miami to Buenos Aires got delayed, which was so annoying because I ALREADY had to wait in the airport for ten hours, and then I ALSO had to stay overnight. Which, actually, wasn't that bad bc I got to finish watching BBC Merlin and also sleep, but it also meant that I didn't meet my host family for a whole extra day.
But the flights themselves were fine. I watched some TV. Read some Dracula. Wrote at least 6k words in my current WIP.
#i didn't have headphones to plug into the tvs so i watched a new hope with subtitles#which was fine because i know how the characters sound and could imagine their voices#and then when i did have headphones i (re)watched ballad of songbirds and snakes#which was fun#AND THEN MY SPOTIFY WORKED ON THE AIRPLANE WIFI!!!#WITHOUT HAVING TO DOWNLOAD ANYTHING#WHICH SHOCKED ME#some songs did freeze and i had to skip them but for the most part it worked#and the fact that i managed to write so much was very surprising also#here's to making google docs available offline#izzie goes to argentina
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both psychiatrists being shocked i was able to talk my way out of being locked up.... yall need to pay closer attention bro i literally say phrases like "im an actress" on any regular therapy session like. i will fake sanity like a criminal fakes insanity. but better
#i think my new psychiatrist is starting to catch up on this though lol#she's like 'and what did you do after that' ok so i went to work and turned in my monthly reports. as usual. that's how i operate#then she'll tell me im chronically ill but functional.... this functional u speak of is the acting and performing im always speaking of gir#oh and dont forget before actually being allowed to leave this doctor just decided i had borderline personality disorder#and then he thought i was hallucinating because of weed#they had me believing for a second there weed could cause hallucinations. imagine my shock when i googled this and it wasnt the case lol#well it can technically happen but from what i read it's not common#also i kept on telling them bitch. i was sober when this happened i only smoked to try to stop it you're not listening to me i hate him omg
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my last relationship came into my life when I stopped wanting one and started focusing on myself (covid put my back up against the wall) but I have nothing putting my back up against the wall. I have a weak abdominal core, maaaaaaaaaaan...!
#google show me how to stop wanting#like i am truly back to my 2018/2019 lifestyle and mental state and financial situation#hate it#don't know how to change it#ahhehehehehhhhhaaaa#it's kinda funny#it's like i partially work at home and i make almost twice what i made pre-pandemic but my rent is nearly double what i was paying and i go#myself in debt and it's like...i don't know how to crawl out of this grave#i need a new bar to open so i can have a different watering hole#i need SOMETHING to change and NEW people to meet
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day one of compliance training

#txt#really plumbing the depths of general incompetence in this new hire cohort.#how have you been ''working with computers for 20 years'' but don't know where to type in a google doc
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I truly fucking hate how some of these side gig tasks are formatted/instructed. Your shit doesn't make sense; the field you claim exists for me to type in isn't there (if it is, it's greyed out and there's no way to change that on my end) and I appreciate a room full of tech bros doesn't want to take five minutes to have an arts/english major read over and edit their shitty instructions so they're actually something a person can comprehend without reading it over five times, but also. Fuck them; it would not take that long and the money you're wasting on this project won't be any less wasted if you pay someone to proofread your shit that's an actual human, and not an AI.
#text post#part of it is me and how my brain has just. nosedived from health issues over the last couple of years#but half of this is me just trying to rewrite their instructions so I can make sure I understand what the fuck they want me to do#then searching the work mode page looking for the fields they mention#only to find they aren't there any longer and oh look! the instructions page hasn't been updated since they changed the task#(shout out to them using a google form where you can see the last edit made and date it was made)#like. im so frustrated. i need to be working on these but how the fuck do i work on something I'm not parsing#with instructions that don't reflect what they actually want done in the new task#'write your response in the box below but not the one for chatting with us abt tech issues!'#(page has nothing open BUT said tech issues chat box; everything else is greyed out and there are no buttons to try and click to fix that)#I'll keep staring at this shit until it starts to make sense but also i do hope all the ppl who are making these projects#stub their toes weekly until they take the time to write their own instructions better and manage their projects to ensure said instruction#are actually useable and understandable#i know they love AI but I can just TELL they outsourced their instructions to an AI service and it makes this so much worse overall#if you don't want to work on YOUR project in any way including the instructions then why the fuck should I?
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