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[shedoesntevengohier]

Since apparently there's a topic of vampires, I'm gonna go note down my earlier concept for turning for vampire!Vincent! (Note, this one is drawing on the book, which I have only partially read).

Vincent was turned by the doctor who helped him after the car bomb, in order to save his life - he had otherwise not been going to survive. However, in this version turning is a slow rather than more immediate process - it's started, its happening, it was able to save his life (-well, depending on if one considers vampires to be living, but), but it's going to happen over time, and it'll be a while before it gets to the point of obvious or evident.

But, the rest of their interaction proceeds as in canon - the doctor does tell Vincent about what he's found, and doesn't tell him about what else he's also done. (He does this for two reasons: first, given he's already throwing this one thing at a man who also already just nearly died, he doesn't want to add yet another thing right then. Second, he doesn't really know Vincent so well, and wants to be able to get a better idea of him before he reveals a secret with such ramifications.)

So Vincent - has his dark time, and goes to Rome, and tries to resign, and has his conversation(s) with the Holy Father, and makes plans, and thinks, and prays, and changes some plans, and is starting to come to this greater understanding and acceptance of himself.

And then, when he is back at his home, the doctor comes to talk to him. (Or possibly even he's starting to notice things, starting to not really be able to ignore noticing things, and then the doctor comes to talk to him.) And he has a whole new thing to deal with, and he's going to need to talk to the Holy Father again.

(If I remember correctly, in the book Vincent later says that the doctor who treated him was since killed. In this version that's a cover story, to keep anyone from asking more questions or looking for the doctor, to protect him both in his general (common to vampires) desire to not be known, and about this in particular.)

[shedoesntevengohier]

@heysoijust

#lmao i read a book series about roman catholic vampires#elizabeth bathory was there#and also lazarus#the fangy priests survived off#transubstantiated wine as the blood of christ#it also burns the fuck out of them#cuz ya know...catholics

👀 (!) oh, what book series is this?

(Unrelatedly, but relatedly to the post, I was thinking a big reason I just wasn't really going in my mind to the vampires-drink-blood-like-mosquitos-or-something-do / vampires-physically-subsist-on/need-blood-as-chemical-nutrition version is that in a way that version basically feels like they can pretty easily just be covered. There's no reason they would have to kill people; they can straightforwardly limit themselves to safe amounts; they can pay for or otherwise procure donations; they might be able to use non-human blood and if not there's presumably a physical *reason* for it that can be at least studied; it might be literally straightforwardly possible to figure out a nutritional substitute, etc. They more or less basically have a medical requirement, and even with some complications going to the system we already have for that seems pretty straightforwardly possible.

(Like, if for some reason we really wanted to alternatively feed mosquitos and they were willing to cooperate, we could probably figure that out fine, the problem there is that we can't exactly communicate with them and coordinate.)

It doesn't really make sense to try feeding them communion wine any more than it makes sense to try to feed it to mosquitos or use it for transfusions, but there's also no real need to try to do that/turn to that.

With the something-going-on-metaphysically vampires, that's where it feels like the question really occurs, and that's also where it feels like the answer could be potentially majorly meaningful in universe.)

could a vampire survive off the wine part of a transubstantiated host if it didn't kill them on contact?

If we can assume a vampire to be successfully Roman Catholic, it would depend on if the need to feast on blood is literal or metaphorical/metaphysical. If the blood is a representation of some greater context, yes, because God shall provide. If it is a dietary restriction, no, because transubstantiation is only literally the blood of Jesus due to the presence of the Holy Spirit within the host, and a vampire's digestive tract struggles to metabolize dogma.

[fictionkinfessions]

Anonymous asked:sometimes i come on here and see confessions that boil down to [wordss] and i say Wow this is why i dont play on this playground anymore and turn right back around

What does this have to do with systems or alterhumanity and how does this differ from rando drive bys of 'yall crazy seek therapy ur not animes'? Quickly now.

Connie / mod party cat, who is hovering over the block button.

[notafunkiller]

Please tell me it's a lie that she saw ig stories, enserió that woman needs a break from instagram, it's not healthy for her to do that on a "vacation", why would you do that anyway?.

I swear because of her I want to get out of the fandom, I can't stand how they romanticize everything she does, and honestly it makes me rethink what kind of person she is that I follow, Sebastian is a great actor, but I believe less and less in him as a person and the cute comments he makes related to some topics (like social media, after that follow to a fan account, it completely broke me of how she had talked about him not having the app,etc).

Many think it's a way for both of them to say they are an official couple, but if that were the case, she would post a picture (I think so).It really is disturbing AW's behavior seeing every single thing she is tagged in at 2 am????.

You are the only account that is respectful to all points of view and I appreciate that, thanks for being one of the few that whatever it is you don't say "you don't like AW = jealous". They say if relationship is very private and mature but then these pics happen...I've seen more private celebrity couples that are always seen together and if one is on social media they upload pics together (Tom Hollan, Evan Peters new girlfriend, Dylan Obrien's girlfriend,etc).

Sorry for the long text, it just blows my mind her seeing ig stories when she is supposedly in a "romantic" moment makes me wonder what kind of person she is.

Hey, do not apologizeee.

I totally get you. Annabelle's behavior is just... 😬 Like, who’s on Instagram at 2 am checking stories while they’re supposed to be on a romantic vacation if this is real? But I mena... she was stalking Dakota J. fan accounts on NYE... It's embarrassing, honestly. And Sebastian... All this social media/PR drama makes it hard for people outside his fandom to take him seriously. And I find this embarrassing when it comes to him as well.

And talking about the fandom... the way they romanticize everything they do is just too much... Especially since it's obviously PR (even Michael posted again, not that looking in the camera wasn't enough, haha). And yeah, REAL private couples are different. You’re definitely not alone in feeling this way, and it’s good to talk about it. Do not let others silence you!

The fact they say use the jealousy card is something I got used to. It's old and funny, epsecially since they were bullying Ale left and right and saying they are not jealous, just upset over problemstic behaviour (which they ignore in AW's case.l).

I’ve thought about stepping back from the fandom too once or twice over time. It’s just exhausting, so I totally get you.

Thank you for the kind wordss🌸 you are always welcome here

[keeps-ache]

troublesome, troublesome

[xxk3vonicaxx]

This is a Part 1, because this post broke the 30 image limitt, prepare for some long posts aheadd:

TW: Possible ableismm, n*zi and CP mentionss

Soooo Blurry and his fans have done more stuff that you guys probably don't know aboutt, aaand I can't just sit back and take it like I've been doingg, 'cause this has been affecting not just mee, buut multiple people as welll, mmm

Zavrozo's probably gonna have to edit the doc laterr, buut oh welll For starterss, let's talk about the elephant in the room that most of you are probably unaware of existingg:

Blurry and his fans making fun of my typing quirk on Instagramm:

Noww, from what I believee, this is ableist behaviorr (I thinkk?), aaand also it's hypocritical coming from Blurry's partt (notee, the screenshot in the bottom left cornerr)

Likee, if I dare joke about Risk like thiss, it's badd, buut if Blurry and his fans make fun of my typing quirk like thiss, it's okk?

Worse thatt is that I'm a real person, for onee, I have feelings you knoww? >:'<

Aaand apparently Blurry has a history of doing this tooo, sooo that makes it worsee (This was from 2021, buuut stilll, it happenedd):

Aaand when I showed this screenshot to Blurry on the rightt, he acted like he didn't know what Miles was talking aboutt (Contextt: This was when Miles and Blurry were having a fight about Edgar's (A character from FON's) backstory as Miles had apparently changed some stuff without telling Blurry firstt:

I was talking for Blurry during this fightt ('cause back then me and him were still friendss). He had apparently banned Miles from the private FON discord I used to be apart of because he blew up at himm (Blurry was a mod back thenn, now he's the main adminn, this was the same server where Mobox was shown lying about the n*zi art not being hers aand making fun of Crying Blossomm)

(Notee, I was the one who say this sounded fine for Miles to dooo, not Blurryy, he still hadn't apologized even thenn)

At the end of that fightt, we went on a group chat on Insta so it could get settledd, buuut Blurry never really said sorry to Miless (The fifth screenshot happened while Blurry was talking to Miles in this group chatt, the joke thing Blurry was talking about was about Edgar and Baxter being adopted siblingss)

Miles had apologized during that behavior during that fightt, buut Blurry had never apologized for hiss. He had only said that "he had problems reading Miles' tone at timess", buut he never really said anything on how to fix itt, like using tone indication or somethingg, he only really cared on how to fix the character backstoryy, not to at least try to help Miles with thiss. Soo because of thatt, Miles stopped using his typing quirk around Blurryy

"Buuut Kevinn! Why are you bringing up that fightt?" You may askk

Welll, it's 'cause he did the same thing to mee (Tea.sammich is Blurry's altt):

Notee: He asked for his fans to tone it downn, buut he never apologized for his own behaviorr, 'cause he was apart of it tooo!

Aaand alsooo, Blurry is twisting the person's wordss, they never said it was ableistt, they said they could be exaggerating that it was ableistt

Aaand I know this because they confronted him on his behavior about thiss (Notee, the fifth screenshott):

Aaand this was Blurry's responsee:

Blatent lies and ignoring thingss:

Zombify had also confronted Blurry on his behavior with Mobb, aand Blurry lied to them multiple timess, basically ignoring the things Mob didd, particularly with the n*zi artt. Zombify had asked if Blurry had known about itt, aand Blurry ignored the question 3 timess! He had also ignored it with mee, tooo, changing the topic to me posting suggestive art in my server when I've already stated what my audience iss, it was shown in the docc (Not to mention Blurry defending Mob's gore art):

(Proof of Blurry knowing about the n*zi artt):

Aaand here's Blurry ignoring Zombify's questions about it tooo:

(The screenshots of these last two bits of the chat about this topic will be shown in the next part in a reblogg, 'cause I broke the 30 image limit with this postt)

[harrywritingsbyme]

Puffy Little Peach

Based Off Of This Ask

And This One

A/N: I’m OBSESSED with this concept…like to say it’s hot would be a complete understatement!! There’s also no real plot to this one...just some hot shit with Harry and Y/n😋😌So I hope it doesn’t suck ass and you guys actually like it…enjoy🙃

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“Oh my goodness.” Harry gawks, now completely stopped in his tracks, focusing in on the sight in front of him. His eyes were practically bulging out of his head, his mouth was on the verge of spilling over from how hard he was beginning to salivate, and his cock was rapidly swelling in his pants. Why was Harry like this?  Well, there were many layers and reasons as to why Harry was going into sensory overload right now. But the short and sweet answer to that question, the common ground for all of said reasons, would be you. 

But here’s the not so short and sweet answer...

For starters, you were just minding your own business and relaxing in bed. You’d taken care of everything that required your attention for the day and you were just taking some time to relax, and do absolutely nothing. You were all nice and comfy in the soft and plushy sweatshirt and sweatpants set you’d gotten a couple weeks ago and had fallen head over heels in love with, and you were cuddled up with one of Harry’s pillows. Since he was taking care of something’s himself, the pillow was the best thing you were going to get for the time being. Now while you were just lying in bed and embracing all comfy and cozy of it all, you were mindlessly scrolling and clicking through your phone, you watched a little tv at some point, and you even got a little nap in. You were very much so relaxed and not doing a single thing the way you intended. That is, until Harry finished up with everything he had to take care of before coming upstairs to find you. 

And once he did...your stint of doing absolutely nothing came to an end. Well, sort of. 

When he first stepped foot into the room, you didn’t even realize that he’d come in. Not only was your back turned away from bed door, but you also had the volume on your phone turned up a bit so you couldn’t exactly hear him either. But when you felt the end of the bed dip, you immediately turned your attention in that direction to spot Harry’s newfound presence in the room. You don’t hesitate to drop your phone and take your earbuds out, and Harry doesn’t hesitate to bypass crawling up the bed and lying next to you, and go straight to crawling up the bed and on top of you. Like he wastes absolutely no time at all. 

And at first it was all cute and sweet. Harry was on top of you, sponging little kisses on your lips and all over your face and neck while he lightly tickled at your sides. You couldn’t stop laughing and squirming below him, trying to wriggle out of his grip as he continued to kiss and tickle you. Harry loved giving you all the attention in the world and just making you laugh, so he didn’t intend on stopping for a good little while. Whenever he let up on the tickles and stuck to just kissing you, you thought that you were in the clear. But he’d pick right back up and start tickling you again, leaving you to fall right back into a fit of laughter beneath him. Eventually, after a series of “my stomach hurts” and little tears streaming down your face from laughing so hard, Harry finally let up.

The two of you then proceeded to talk about your days and all, ever once in a while stopping, mid sentence by the way, to kiss each other. These stops were often initiated by Harry and would last a couple minuets if he was able to successfully wrap you up in and just melt you into the kiss. And about 99.999% of the time, he was in fact successful. You just couldn’t help but melt into them. They were so soft, yet firm if that made any type of sense. Like while he gingerly moved his lips against yours, he still managed to reaffirm his control over the kiss. Not to mention the way he held you the entire time. Whether you two were talking or kissing, he always had his free hand cupped around the side of your waist underneath your sweatshirt. He’d either just hold you there, or he’d squeeze you a little, or smooth his hand across your soft stomach, occasionally dipping his fingertips just below the waistband of your sweats.

Now given the fact that Harry was in fact himself, the cute and fluffy little atmosphere surrounding you two was quickly (but not too quickly) scrapped and turned into a full on hot and heavy one. You were no longer pushing back the curls that fell in his face when he lifted his head back up from your neck or from kissing you. Instead, you were pushing your fingers up into the curls that were at the nape of his neck as he pushed his lower half against yours. You welcomed the feeling of Harry’s tongue gliding against yours and exploring your mouth. You two were swallowing each others moans as you kissed, barely parting from each others lips to catch your breaths.

“Y’just so pretty.” He’d softly moan against your lips every once in a while before continuing to kiss you. And as he did this, his hand that was once sitting at your waist, began to wander up your shirt. As he does this, he discovers that you’re not wearing a bra, meaning that your supple breasts were bare and able to be played with immediately.

And for Harry, immediately, meant immediately. Harry was quick to cup the soft flesh in his hand, causing you to let out a string of moans into his mouth. Feeling his large hands around you all of a sudden caused a shiver to run up your spine and goosebumps to spread across your body. Along with kneading at your ample breasts, Harry also brought his forefinger and thumb to your now pebbled nipples to pinch and roll them around a little. That sensation alone sent even more chills and goosebumps across your body, and it caused your panties to dampen even more. After giving all of his attention to only half of your chest, Harry adjusts himself on top of you in a way that would allow him to play with both of them at the same time. Unfortunately though, he wouldn’t be able to lick into your mouth the way he was before. Which prompted you to let out a little whimper at the loss of his lips against yours. But you weren’t too upset with that since Harry definitely made up for it in the way he played with you afterwards. 

After simply toying with your other breast in the same way he did the first, Harry brought his mouth into play. He got rid of your sweatshirt that was already pushed up as high as possible to expose your chest, leaving your upper portion entirely bare. He then proceeds to lay between your legs, and wrap one of his hands around one of your breasts before taking the other into his mouth. If you two weren’t in that much of a rush or a rush at all, Harry always took the time to mouth at your chest. He was absolutely obsessed with stuffing his mouth with your supple breasts and just sucking on them. He also loved sucking on your pert nipples. He loved to suck on them and even lightly bite down onto them if he wanted to make you moan even louder. Which speaking of moans, you and Harry’s moans never stopped. Harry’s were quite muffled due to the fact that his mouth was full at the moment and yours were the exact opposite. They were filling the room and beautifully ringing into Harry’s ears. Following the same pattern as before, once he’s done mouthing at one side, he moves to the other. Again, the two of you continuously moaning, you from the sensation, and Harry from the sheer enjoyment of it all. 

Once he’s all done with your chest and is ready to move on to the lower part of you, Harry begins to kiss down your body. Instead of starting at your chest, he comes back up to your lips to sponge a few kisses onto your lips and to lick into your mouth a little before leaving a trail of wet kisses down your throat, and to each of your nipples, taking a moment to suck on them a little. He then leaves a kiss on the area between your breasts before continuing on his journey down your body. He leaves a ton of kisses along your midsection, taking the time to appreciate your body. 

To say that Harry was obsessed with your body would be a bit of an understatement. Harry loved every single inch of your body. If it was on you, Harry loved it. He wished you just walked around the house naked so that he could see all of you all the time. Harry would literally die for you and your curves. He was absolutely in love with your rounded figure and if he was given the platform to express how much he loved your figure, he was going to make sure he did it. Whether it be by means of constantly touching or squeezing you, whispering into your ear about how amazing you looked and how bad he wanted you, bringing one of your hands to the front of his pants so that you could feel just how hard he was from just staring at your body, or just worshiping your body like he was kind of doing now. Along with his kisses, Harry sang your praises and just gushed all over you, he would even bite at the flesh of your stomach a little. Your body was just so soft and it was like he became a puddle whenever he touched you. And a bit of a horny teenage boy.

When he reaches the waistband of your sweats, Harry quickly sits himself on his calves between your legs so that he can “properly” pull your pants down. 

“Wanna unveil your lower half baby.” He explains, hooking his fingers into  both sides of the waistband of your sweats. 

“Whatever you say Harry.” You chuckle, playfully rolling your eyes at how serious he was when it came to getting you naked. In response, Harry quickly pops the elastic against your skin before hooking his fingers back in. He then beings to ever so slowly pull your sweats down. He makes it about halfway down your thighs before he’s stopped in his tracks all together. 

“Oh my goodness.” Harry gawks, completely taken aback by the sight in front of him. Not to say that he was upset with it or anything. In fact, Harry was mesmerized at the sight. Now along with your beautiful, perfectly rounded figure, you also had something just as beautiful and rounded going on between your legs. The area between your legs was absolutely amazing and perfect to Harry. 

He loved to cup your fleshy mound in his hand at any given time. If you two weren’t cockwarming at night, he’d always have a hand in your panties holding your plushy cunt in the palm of his hand. Even if he’s driving, Harry would either be holding your hand or cupping your pussy because of how plushy and soft and plump you were. That’s why he loved when you wore dresses or skirts. Even though he didn’t mind undoing your pants if it meant getting to your cunt, he definitely preferred having easy access to you and being able to just hold you in his hand. Harry also loved it when you wore leggings. Like not only were your delectable curves on display, your puffy peach as Harry liked to call it was also on display. It didn’t matter if you wore panties or not, there would always be a defined outline of your pussy through the material. Along with the overall rounded shape of your mound, he was also able to see where your fleshy folds met. And it was even more defined when you decided to tease him and not wear panties when you joined him for a workout. At one point, Harry had to take your out to buy more leggings because he’d be so turned on that he’d tear a hole in the crotch area and just fuck you right then and there. Harry was never, nor did he ever want to, kick his obsession. It was just never going to happen. 

“They were the only ones I had before doing laundry. Plus they’re not exactly uncomfortable.” You say, explaining why you had such a pretty and tiny thong on, breaking Harry right out of his perverted thoughts. 

“I just wanna take a bite outta you.” Harry groans, completely disregarding your explanation (which he thought was actually adorable…like you actually felt the need to explain, to him of all people, why your pussy was bursting out of an itty bitty thong) and feeling his cock twitch in his pants. The thong wasn’t doing its job of covering you in the front at least, if anything, it was being swallowed up by your fleshy cunt. “Such a pretty little pair of panties.” Harry sighs, staring at how your amazingly delicious and juicy cunt as he loved to describe it, was practically bursting out of and engulfing the thong you had on. “Can you um- lets just get these off of you first.” Harry says, changing his direction to you and quickly helping you out of your sweats before tossing them somewhere behind him. He also pushes your legs further apart, only making the panties even more useless when it came to covering your cunt, and in turn, giving him an even better view. “Now I want you t’pull them up from here baby.” Harry instructs, reaching out to pull one of your hands that was lying on your stomach down to the top of your panties to show you from where he wanted you to pull. After he does this, you follow his direction, tugging your panties up a bit, causing them to move further up between your folds.

By now your lips were fully exposed on either side of the sting of fabric that was practically inside of you at this point. Upon seeing this, Harry couldn’t help but to reach down between your legs and pinch the two fleshy lips between his fore finger and thumb. You were so soft, plushy, and sticky between his fingers. And Harry couldn’t help but to play with you a bit. As he continued to squeeze you between his fingers, your mind was racing. On one hand you had Harry obsessing over you and just worshiping you, which never failed to make you all blushy. And then on the other hand, Harry was touching you and was completely entranced with your body, which made you incredibly needy for him. You were fighting with wanting to snap your legs shut from how exposed you were for him, and with wanting him to touch you even more. And on top of all that, you were fiercely tugging your lower lip between your teeth, trying your hardest to hold back the little moans that were threatening to spill out from how much you enjoyed the way you were being touched. But you couldn’t help but to let out a little yelp and moan when Harry pushed one of his fingers in between your lips to pull the sizable portion of your panties that had been engulfed by your pussy back out and to the side.

After squeezing, poking, prodding, and obsessing over your pussy a bit more, Harry finally removes his hand from between your legs(and the other from his pants). He then glides his hands up your thighs, to which he gives a good squeeze because he just can’t help himself, and he brings his hands all the way up to your hips where the bands of your panties were resting. The sight of the elastic slightly digging into your soft and fleshy hips alone was enough to make Harry of wild. He hooks his fingers into the thin bands before pulling them down from your hips and off your body, leaving you completely bare and spread before him. He’s quick to toss the panties in the same direction as your pants from earlier, immediately bringing his focus back to you once the last piece of your clothing was completely out of the way. 

“Have I told you how stunning you are?!” Harry randomly asks, taking a moment to take all of your now fully naked body in. Before making another move, Harry just had to sit back and look at you. 

“I think you have at just about every moment you could possibly find.” You softly reply, fighting the intense urge to snatch up one of the pillows next to your head to cover your face.

“Well I’m just gonna say it again…” Harry begins, slowly lowering himself on top of you, bringing himself up a bit so that his face could hover over yours. As he momentarily lays himself on top of you, you could feel his very hard cock pressing right into where your lower stomach and the upper portion of your mound began. He was pressing right into where you were feeling the most pressure, and he was so close to where you needed him the most. “And again, and again, and until I can’t say it anymore.” He continues, bringing his face down to yours, and pushing himself into you a tad bit harder. “You are the most stunning creature I’ve ever laid eyes on.” He whispers, looking you right in the eyes as he uttered every word. Harry then brings his mouth to yours, locking your lips in a kiss that was filled with passion, adoration, and lust.

As Harry kissed you, his tongue explored your mouth and his hands explored your body as if they’d never done it a thousand times before. You could feel his hands moving across your entire body. They started at your chest, fondling your supple and ample breasts again and rolling your pert nipples between his fingers. His hands then traveled down your sides, using his grip on you as leverage a bit to rut himself against you, receiving some of the mounting pressure in his cock. Harry pushes his hands further down your body and right between your legs. When he hears  a muffled little whimper escape your mouth, Harry decides to tease you a bit and slowly glides his hand down your mound, wanting you to beg him a little. And that you did, whenever he’d stop his hand from going further, you’d immediately whine into his mouth and buck up into his hand, causing Harry to chuckle against your lips at how needy you were before continuing on. Eventually, after he’s had is fair share of teasing you, Harry brings his hand down to your folds and pushes two fingers in between. He drags them up and down, starting at the very top near your clit, and pushing them all they way down between your lips and to your entrance where he slightly nudges with his fingertips. As he does this, he focuses in on your entrance and your clit. Whenever he came back to your clit, he’d start circling your clit and the sensitive area right underneath it and would not let up. Like you’d be moaning up a storm and squirming underneath him and he’d still be working in your clit. Your sensitivity was already heightened after everything that went down before he even started toying with your clit, so to have him barely letting up on your incredibly sensitive button was a lot for you to handle.

But after a little while longer, Harry finally lets up on your pussy and brings his kisses down your body for the second time, only this time, he keeps his eyes trained on yours as he sponges wet open mouthed kisses along your body. When he makes it back down between your legs, there isn’t a second to spare before Harry begins mouthing at your cunt. He’d been dying to do this since he first pulled down your pants to discover your cunt bursting out of that thong of yours. Your cunt was already so plump and juicy against his fingers, it felt ten times as plump and juicy against his mouth. He was in heaven as he mouthed at your cunt. For the first couple of minuets, all he could do was suck on the fleshy lips of your pussy, loving how thick they were. He even went as far as to pinch them together between his fingers and just suck them into his mouth and lick in between them. Harry then pushes your legs up a bit before resting his forearms on your spread thighs (this also helps for when you try to snap them shut when it got to be too much) and brings his hands in to pull your fleshy cunt apart to really expose all of you to him. And in no time, his mouth is attached to your clit. One minute he was harshly sucking on your clit, and the next he was slowly sucking on you and lapping his tongue back and forth against your clit. As he sucks on your button, Harry couldn’t help but give in to his body; he starts to grind himself down into the bed, trying to relieve the intense throbbing in his cock. He was beyond turned on and he couldn’t help himself. He loved having your body on display and he loved being able to play around with and pleasure you. And then to see your delicious cunt bursting out of those so called panties?! He was definitely in need of a release. And so were you. 

With all of he built up need and pressure and sensitivity, on top of the fact that Harry was practically moaning into your clit, it was nearly impossible for you to hold yourself from letting go. And because Harry had become an expert on your releases, he could sense this in the way your moons had turned to whimpers, you were fighting to close your thighs even more, and you hands were wound even tighter in his hair. To make you go even crazier, Harry let go of one of your lips and brought his now free hand down to your entrance where he began to push one of his fingers in and out of you. He then began to slobber and suck even harder on your clit, making it pretty much impossible to hold back any longer. And with that, Harry had you squirting all over his face and the bed. As you let go, Harry doesn’t let up on your clit or your entrance. He keeps fingering you and flicking his tongue back and forth on your button, and he keeps moving his finger in and out of your tight little entrance. Once your release had come to an end, you began thrashing against Harry, needing to take a little break before going any further. He can hear you whimpering that you can’t take anymore but he doesn’t let up. He was so close to his release and he couldn’t stop just yet. To help you out a bit, he eased up on your clit a bit and began to lick all of you and sucking on your lips again until he came. Not too long after you reached your climax, Harry began to feel his rumbling even louder in the pit of his stomach. Eventually becoming so loud he couldn’t ignore it, nor hold back anymore. His hips and mouth came to a halt, and he let completely let go. 

“Fuck fuck fuck!” Harry loudly groans, feeling his warm cum involuntarily spurting from the head of his cock and into his pants. He just couldn’t hold it anymore, you felt, looked, and tasted too good for him to hold himself off anymore. The fact that he didn’t cum already was an accomplishment in itself. Just hearing him moaning and cumming between your legs sent shockwaves to your clit and through your body. 

Once he’s all done Harry stays between your legs and rests his head on one of your soft thighs, taking a moment to recover from his intense release, even though he was still very hard. After about ten or so minutes of just lying there and recovering from those earth shattering releases, Harry finally musters up enough energy to go again and take care of his cock once more. 

“Wanna go again sweets?” Harry asks, breaking the silence as he reaches over to softly squeeze at your equally as soft thigh.

“Don’t think I can...that one was a lot.” You mumble tiredly. “I just got feeling in my legs again.” You continue on. 

“I’ll do all the work baby.” Harry whines, trying to get you to cave. “Then I’ll let your pussy rest.” He offers. 

“Okay fine...you better be glad I want you inside anyways.” You agree, making sure to give him a little attitude. 

As soon as he hears you agree, Harry springs up from your thigh and immediately instructs you on how he wants you. He’s quick to help flip you onto your front, and help get a pillow up underneath your hips. And again, before going any further, Harry takes a moment to appreciate your body. This time, taking the time to gawk at your ass and your thighs. When it came to his favorite positions, Harry’s top position would be you lying on your front. Mainly because he can really pound into you from this angle, but also because he gets to watch your ass and thighs jiggle with every thrust. He loved watching the soft flesh move back and forth with his movements. Plus he loved being able to almost ride your from behind. And he also loved having to pull your ass apart to really see his cock disappearing in and out of your pussy. 

“Fuck Y/n, I can see your sweet and plump little peach from back here.” He groans. Harry would never get over the sight of your puffy little pussy between your fleshy thighs and ass. He couldn’t wait to fuck you and have all of his creamy and sticky cum pooling between your plump lips. The simple thought of that caused Harry’s cock to twitch, signaling to him that he needed to be inside of you immediately. Harry swiftly moves on top of your thighs, lifting himself up a bit to line himself up with your entrance, or at least what he could see from behind. He then nudges his cock past your outer lips to actually align himself with your entrance. When he does this, Harry could hear the sort of creamy sound of his cock pushing past all of your delicious flesh and juices to push inside of you. And then Harry finally begins to sink into your pussy, slowly filling you to the brim with his cock.

“So big!” You mewl, feeling the slight sting from his girthy shaft forcing your walls apart to fit. No matter how many times he’s pushed into you, this feeling would never change.

“Gotta have a big and thick cock for this thick, yet incredibly tiny pussy of yours.” Harry groans, pulling your ass apart to watch his cock disappear into you and feeling your narrow walls stretch to fit his cock. 

Once he’s all the way inside of you, Harry is quick to tighten his grip on the flesh of your ass and begins to piston his hips into you from behind. Thrust after thrust he fucks his cock into you, making sure you feel every last inch and every last stroke inside of you. Both you and Harry were moaning uncontrollably, the both of you still very sensitive from your first releases. You were letting out a perfect mix of cries, moans, and whimpers, every once in a while muffling them by biting into the sheets below you. Unless you asked or begged for it, Harry wasn’t going to go easy on you. So you weren’t surprised with his rough, and very pleasurable thrusts.  They felt so good that you were even becoming a bit lightheaded. This feeling only intensified when Harry laid down on top of you with his mouth right at your ear, whispering the filthiest things and growling into your ear. He was going on and on about how good your pussy was gripping his cock and how he couldn’t wait to make a mess of your insides with his second load cum. He also couldn’t help but to ramble on and on about how puffy your little peach was and how he absolutely loved playing with it. Harry felt like he was in cloud nine. He had his cock buried deep inside your pussy, you were falling apart on him, and he got to listen to your sweet moans, whimpers, and cries along with the sound of his hips slapping against your ass and thighs, and the wet sounds of his cock fucking your pussy. 

Because he was so turned on and desperate to cum again, it wasn’t longer before Harry could feel his second release bubbling up in the pit of his stomach. His hips became a bit staggered as he continued to fuck his cock down into you. He could feel you tightening up around him too and since he wanted the two of you to cum together, Harry pushes a hand down between your body and the bed to squeeze at your fleshy upper mound before pushing it further down towards your clit. 

“Y’cute little button is buried underneath all your meaty pussy baby.” Harry growls into your neck, quickly unearthing your clit and immediately circling it around the hypersensitive bundle of nerves. “Want you t’cum with me baby!” Harry grumbles into your ear as your whimpers intensify. “Can y’do that f’me sweets?” Harry coos, his tone completely juxtaposing the way he’s harshly rubbing at your clit and slamming his hips down into you.

“Mhm! Wanna cum with you!” You cry out to him, feeling the very familiar and overwhelming feeling that came along with your releases. 

“You can do it baby, let go with me!” Harry pants, not being able to hold off any longer. He delivers two final thrusts into you before exploding inside of your warm cunt. And you’re not too far behind, cumming seconds after Harry. You end up squirting for the second time, completely letting go and ending up completely worn out. Harry too was completely worn out with this release milking him for everything he had. It didn’t help that your walls were contracting and quite literally milking his cock. 

But Harry could care less, he’d end up doing just about anything when it came to your puffy little peach. 

Masterlist

[tinysushimark]

Picnic (LTY)

Fluff, picnic date! mentions of hate receiving :( (0.7k wordss)

"Food?"

"Yes sir!"

"Anything else that we need?"

"No, Yongie." You yelled from the porch as he fit everything in the boot of the car. You walked down to the driveway and smiled at the small basket of food and drinks.

"Did you put sunscreen?" Taeyong looked at you, you slowly nodded your head.

"Slow response means you haven't. Go put on sunscreen or you'll get tanned."

"Are you my mom or boyfriend?"

"A nagging boyfriend." He said and pushed you inside.

You sighed as he watched you blend the sunscreen in your skin, legs crossed.

"Good!" Taeyong smiled at you and put his hand over your shoulder.

When the both of you reached your destination, you set up your little picnic. You laid down the sheets while Taeyong pulled out food from the basket and set it up on the foldable table. You opened the huge umbrella above the sheets on the grass. A small smile over your face when you completed your task.

"Done!"

"Me too." Taeyong said placing some of the drinks in the portable freezer.

"Now what?"

"What now?" Taeyong sat down beside you and stared at you. "Come here." He patted on his thighs and a blush swept across your face.

"Taeyong, not here."

"I'm asking you to lay down on my lap."

"No, you lay down on my lap." You squealed.

He pulled out two novels from your bag and handed one to you.

"Read." Taeyong said more like an instruction, and you didn't feel like obeying on this one fine day.

"Why would i read?"

"Then don't."

"Talk to me, if you did all this to read then we could've done this at home."

A sigh escaped his lips and he looked at your face, the book resting on his chest.

You looked down at his face which was on your lap and brushed his hair out of his eyes. "How has work been?"

"Tsk, since when are we talking about work?" He snickered, it was an unspoken rule between you two, never speak about work.

"I'm curious."

"Then you tell me about yours too."

"My work is the same all the time Tae."

He groaned and turned around in your lap, his hair brushing against your thigh which made it ticklish. You patted on his head to make it less ticklish and he got up. He leaned against the tree and stared at you.

"Work has been stressful." He said, "That's why I planned this as a getaway."

"Ok."

"I feel like if i talk about it you'll get annoyed."

"Why would i get annoyed baby?"

"Because it's not particularly fun to hear."

"You've never talked about it before so I just assumed Everything is fine."

"There's a lot of hate and then-" His voice cracked.

"You dont have to care about it Yongie, none of those people have the guts to say it to your face, they're all cowards behind their screens." You inched in closer to him and he lay his head on your chest.

"And then Jungwoo."

"What about him?"

"He falls asleep in the midst of practices and he looks so cute when he's asleep that we don't even feel like waking him up." A small giggle escaped from your chest.

"That is your concern?"

"Of course Y/n, it is my concern."

"You can just wake him up." You ruffled his hair, his form looking small against the sheets. "And oh, You know what Haechan did the other day?"

"Hm, what did he do?"

"So, he said he'd buy all of us coffee, but when i went to get my touchups done, he sneaked out my card from my bag and went to get coffee for everyone and paid from my card. When i got the alert and when he got back and i asked him, he said "Hyung your money is my money too. We earned it together." The total was a ridiculous Two million won, which doesn't make sense because he bought coffee just for the 9 of us. Turns out he settled everyone's tab in the café."

"I kind of respect him. He picked the right person to steal from." Taeyong's face morphed into confusion. "Imagine if he had sneaked Doyoung's." You said and Taeyong's eyes grew in realization and he snorted. "Lee Haechan would've been dead then."

The sun set slowly and your eyes trained upon the man sleeping on your lap. His face looked so relaxed and comfortable that you couldn't help but run a hand through his hair, a grin forming on your face and during this time you wished nothing more than his happiness and comfort.

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[mandysxmuses]

"Hey...uh, Red? Sorry about the the kiss I did a while ago. I-I might have gotten...feelings for you but I don't know how to put that in wordss too well." //Oh look she confessed to the spicy red tsundere-

“Feelings... for me? ... So THAT’S why you wanted to help me punch the sun besides me literally trying to make you help with threats of violence, and agreed to punch random people with me in a strictly-platonic-not-for-a-date way...”

Damien blinked slowly.

“But you don’t have to call me Red, uh, Purple. My name’s Damien.”

[writingfromkitchenator]

The Author and the Librarian

Star Spangled Bingo for @star-spangled-bingo

Square Filled: Author AU

Characters: Bucky x OFC

Wordss: 1,188

Warnings: None

Bucky couldn’t help himself, his eyes following librarian as she walks through the aisles, helps a few customers and carefully picks through the shelves, looking for anything that was out of place.  He was careful, always looking away if there was any indication that she was looking, and he would always feel guilty in those moments, knowing that it wasn’t something that he should be doing, anyone that noticed would probably think something bad.

But there really was something about her.

It had been a pure accident that he’d come in here, having forgotten his copy of a History of the Roman Empire at home and he’d needed one for his research into his new book.  From the moment that she’d smiled and offered to help him, he’d been hooked.

Being a writer wasn’t easy, there was a lot of work that had to be done on a normal day, and he was meant to be here to get away from the city life, away from distractions, and instead, he’d found an entirely new one.

Her name was Gabriella, and she had Bucky completely enamoured without even meaning to.

His agent hadn't been impressed when he talked about how behind schedule he was, but what did he want Bucky to do, the words were remaining frozen in his mind.

“Look,” His agent growled rather hotly.  “Whatever distraction you have, damned well use it, make it into a character, but remember you have a deadline James, and there's only so long I can hold that for you.”

At first he had used it, he'd made a whole character around Gabriella, and it wasn't until he realised exactly where this new character was taking him, that he had to force himself to stop.

Now, his word count hadn't gone up in days.

Bucky quickly ducked his head as she got just a little too close and he swore that she actually caught him with a slight raise of her eyebrow, his face almost instantly burning as he stared at the half completed page in front of him, the story paused mid battle.

“Mr Barnes?”

His heart almost stopped in his chest as he started, eyes wide as he looked up at her.

Gabriella gives a kind smile.  “Are you alright with everything?”

He nods dumbly for a moment before he shakes his head.  “Sorry, I'm just a little stuck at the moment.”

She gives a slight tilt of her head, her expression going almost blank for a moment before she stares at him, shocked.  “Oh, you must forgive me! You are James Barnes right?  The author?”

Bucky chuckles weakly, rubbing his neck.  “Yeah, but I don't usually introduce myself as such.”

Gabriella seems to think for a moment.  “No...you gave yourself as Bucky, that's right, I guess that's why it didn't click right away.” She then glances at his laptop.  “I'm so sorry!  I must be disturbing you!  I'll leave you be.”

“No, wait!” In a panic, Bucky grabs her hand to stop her and there is an awkward moment at both consider how to react to what just happened.

Bucky slowly pulls his hand back.  “Sorry, I just...did you...have any more books you could recommend me?”

Gabriella blinks and stares at him for a moment before smiling.  “I can recommend a few, although some do just gloss over the particular timeframe you're looking at.  You would, if I'm allowed to be blunt, be better off talking to someone who's studied history.  It would probably save you a lot of time.”

“Oh,” Bucky said simply, breaking away from her gaze and to his screen, still stuck in the midst of a battle.  “Would you have any recommendations?”

She laughs softly and glances around the currently quiet library, fidgeting for a moment before she seems to make a decision.  “I...could spare a few minutes if you like?  It was what I studied before I ended up here.”

Bucky knew his face was burning, but he cleared his throat.  “I wouldn't want to impose.”

“You're not.” She sits next to him, smiling.  “And I did offer.”

He gives a nervous smile. “Thank you Gabriella, I...would like that.”

She beams.  “Please, call me Gabby, it makes me feel old when people use my full name all the time.”

Bucky chuckles.  “Me too.”

Gabriella shuffles a little closer.  “So, what exactly do you need help with?”

“Er...” Bucky stared at his screen, catching the characters name and hoping she didn't cotton on.  “I'm actually stuck in the middle of a battle, I’m not entirely sure I’m representing it correctly for the times. I’ve been at a standstill for a few days with it…”

“Well, I’m sure we can get you through it,” She said.  “You’re an amazing writer, I’m not about to doubt you now.”

Bucky smirked a little as her expression became slightly embarrassed.  “So you are a fan, huh?”

“I…have read your books.” Gabriella’s laughs after a moment. “Now I feel even more foolish for not recognising who you are.”

He chuckles.  “Don’t worry about it, I leave my picture out of things for that reason.  I like my privacy.”

Gabriella nods.  “I can understand that, must be hard being successful.”  She looks at him.  “You know, I know why you haven’t gotten past this.”

Bucky blinks.  “You do?”

“Yeah, you keep procrastinating.”  She grins at him.  “Come on, let’s get going, time is precious you know.”

Laughing, Bucky explains his story and where he was stuck and, surprising him, drawing him even more, Gabriella helped him work through it.  If she took notice of the character name, she didn’t mention it, and instead got him to focus on things he didn’t even know what were missing, and after a few hours, both the scene and chapter had actually been finished.

Bucky leaned back, not hiding his smile.  “Would you look at that?  At this rate, I’m going to have to mention you in the book.”

Gabriella smiles.  “Well, I don’t think I have to convince you.”

He chuckles, a little nervously, but he was feeling a lot more comfortable than what he had been in days, his body relaxed in the chair as he watches her stand.

“As much as I’d love to keep helping, I do actually have a job to keep doing,” She said warmly.  “Will you still be around for a few days?”

Bucky nods.  “Yeah, another week or two at least, depending on if I can catch up to my deadlines or not.  Thank you for your help Gabby.”

“Anytime,” She seems to hesitate a moment before taking his pen off his notepad and scribbling down a number.  “If you feel up to it, why don’t you hit me up after work?  You look like you could use a friend to show you around.”

With that, he blinks and she’s gone back to her work, blending back in with the shelves and Bucky can’t help but smile, taking out his phone and entering her number, chuckling a little as he thought of how he was going to tell his agent of a possible new lot of delays.

[itzleafy]

How am I’m even supposed to choose OMGGG

I Also love the:

“you never let me shine”

“I WOULD NEVER HE.WOULD.NEVER.”

“Snitches get stitches”

"Hard feelings! MASSIVE HARD FEELINGS" -

"Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo”

“We're brothers but honestly it feels like we're roommates”

“What? I can’t joke about the craziest thing that’s have ever happened to us? that’s how I cope “

“GET YOUR MIND RIGTH SON”

“DW DONNIE THIS IS NOT A HUG! THIS IS A RESCUE!”

“AND ITS POISONED”

“I wasn’t sure they knew what a week was”

“Prepare to eateth thy wordss”

“Any…ways”

“Gentleman if you need me I’ll be living inside this cabinet”

“In the middle of our Normal everyday human livesnailedit”

“Wait…you burned me…what’s going on here?”

“I CAN DIVIDE BY BIOGRAPHIES!”

“Oh MY banana pancakes”

“I got big silver, small silver and I can make it Rain copper daddy”

“RAPH STOP EATING THE PLAN”

“OH PLEASE LET ME!”

“If you don’t stop with YOUR MIDDLE CHILD NONSENSE”

“NO ONE FORCED YOU TO DONNIE-“

“I don’t lie! I just hide the truth”

“What it’s “HGSHGSGMM” she’s supposed to say “paper””

“HAAAAACHI MACHI”

“ASTRoNaUtS HeaRD yOu”

“We’ve got a video game to play so vámonos hermanos”

“Yeah, a LiTlle but only because my hand it’s on fire”

“-GASP- FOR DONNIES HONOR”

“WOW I don’t know what this is BUT IT HAS A LOT OF BLINKITY BLING”

“Write it down I said but NoOo thE BrAiN ItS tHe NatUraL nOtEpaD”

“LIKE DUM-DUMS…cuz you’re dumb”

“EHEHE EVIL LAAAHAHAUGTH”

“I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIING”

“I just got SEEconD I just got SEEcOnD!”

“Since this is my first time being wrong is it always this scary?!?!”

“But Now, HA HA HA HA HAIM sTuck”

“yoU TrOwEd Me OFF a ROOf!”

“WHYY PIZZA SUPREME IN THE SKYYYY”

“Oh! it’s this Tehiti? The allow me to make an sand Angel in this lovely soft wooden sandAuch-“

“Funny how Raph always starts against mister only chooses scissors”

“AVENGE MEEEEE”

“Why do you sound like you’re reading?”

“And now we know for sure”

“-GASp- MY EYEEEEEES”

“I’m fine just getting the pants scared off of me in my pillow fort”

“everybody! Suck it!”

“HA HA….you are not kidding are you…”

“You ruined that woman 95th birthday”

“HERES MY BABY HE LOVES MEMESSS”

“YOU a must learn to use REAL words”

“OH NO A MUTANT! Wait…we’re mutants too, it’s okay”

“Noooo…of course I did…nt”

“MY ANKLE! MY MOMENT!!!”

“Who hasn’t?”

“Nobody freak out! STOP.FREAKING.OUT.DONNIEEEEE”

“You have no idea how hard-Are You Barbecuing the villains?”

“WHATS WITH THE INTERROGATION LEO EVERYTHING ITS FINE I SAID”

“I SWEAR IVE NEVER BEEN TO DALLAS!”

“Is it just me? or lou jitsu was a lot cooler before he was our dad?”

“ I know I say this A LOT about Donnie but…DEMON POSSESSION.”

“….TIME TO PANIIIIIIIIKKKK”

“Yep yep lemon does anger a lot of people”

“LEO! Sacrifice yourself to buy us time!”

“Yeyeye were poor as dirt-“

“Someone could really get hurt on this…LETS SEE HOW FAR IT SWINGS!”

“Oh! I see, you’re full long crazy”

“Can’t we just get new brothers?!”

“I think she’s okay cuz there’s not like…April bits on the ground “

“Oh thank goodness…we were so dead”

“You guys have been training?”

Omg why does Donnie have so much fun daily-life quotes

pls rb for a bigger sample size!!

[neatcointricks]

Hey uh what tHE FUCK?!???!!!!! Who gave u the fuckin right to do annnnyyy of that Nottt okayyYYYYY how in the fuck could u do that with ur feckin WOrDsS I lov u and ur stupid godlike word-artistry and ur fucking amazing plot and characterisation and aaaaaAAAAAAAÃAAAAÂAAAÅĀÁÄÂÃ (and fyi I’ll never ever ever forgive u for nines but like sure go ahead rip out my entire heart lungs and rib cage why don’t u )

I GA V E Y OU YOUR HAPPY ENDING HEATHEN YOU HAVE TO W O R K FOR IT

Thank you so much!!!

Oh my GOD people are still yelling about nines that was sO 3 CHAPTERS AGO G E T O V E R I T ( i kid)

[cordyherondale]

Tag

Saw this in @kierancfthehunt and wanted to do it, I hope that’s okay :)

1. Favorite Shadowhunter?

As a warrior? Maybe Jace or Emma, Izzy too. As a character then no, I cannot answer that (*/ω＼)

2. Kitty? Yes or No? (if no, i’m having WoRdSS with you)

YES YES YES Man, I need them to be canon NOW!

3. OTP in tsc?

Well, my ultimate OTP in tsc has always and will always be Malec, but I love Jessa, Kitty, Sizzy and Jemma with all my heart and soul too (and thanks to @catarinalosss I’m all about Matthew and James now)

4. Song that reminds you of your favorite tsc book?

Oh man I used to have a list but I don’t quite remember now, um. Friends by Ed Sheeran has always reminded me of Malec in the first three books, A thousand Years too. Angel with a Shootgun is my Clace song. Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling for The Infernal Devices (listen to it, it’s gorgeous) and basically everything written by Beth Crowley

5. Lightwoods. Smooth or aWk?

Awkward

6. One word to describe Zara Bitchborn.

RUDE!!!

7. What would your reaction be if you met CC?

I would be a crying mess, her books mean so much to me, I wouldn’t be who I am today without them. 

8. Would you want to be part of the shadow world? Explain.

I would probably die within a couple days, but I would totally like to be a warlock. Or maybe a pixie fairy, super hidden in the Court so nothing would hurt me  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9. How did you get into tsc?

I used to be obsessed with greek mithology so going through some pages in facebook I came up with one about books (I still follow them :3) and there were a lot of pics mentioning the books, and people crying over them so I looked for CoB and being honest it took me like a month to read it bc I wasn’t used to read anything that didn’t have Zeus screwing everyone’s life in it but once I eneded I was like “WTF did just happen? What kind of end is that? It can’t be true” and then read the next four books in less than two weeks 

10. Clary or Emma or Tessa?

Each of them has a very special place in my heart but I feel like I will always choose Clary cuz she’s the one who made me love the books, I have loved her since the begining (I don’t know why peole think she’s annoyin, she was never that for me) So yeah, Clary.

I’m tagging @shadowhunterworld @tavvy-and-rafe-are-parabatai @oliviagraystairs @tessacarstairs @bookloveranimewatcher (I know you still haven’t read LoS but still) @the-north-star and whoever want to do it!

[vsakaa-fanfiction-drawings-hcs]

Virgil's Haunting?

I was listening to this song, The Haunting by Set It Off, when this idea came to me. 

Context: During the time Virgil starts to hang out with the Light Sides, Janus begins to get a little jealous and watches him from the shadows. After seeing how the former Dark Side reacts with the others, he becomes convinced that Virgil is cheating on him with one of them. (I decided to make Janus hiss when he got annoyed, does it work? Who knows!)

TW: Janus, Remus, Swearing, Implied Sexual Assault.

"Another later night, Tiny Cheeks?" quipped Remus, munching on some deodorant as he watched Virgil sneaking to his room, hanging upside down from his monkey bars. "You seem to be hanging out with the others quite a bit! How's my bro-ham?".

"Dude! I hate how you hang from the ceiling like that... gives me the creeps" replied Virgil, rolling his eyes. He then gave a sigh and shrugged, opening his bedroom door. "He's chill, I guess? Yo, don't tell Janus... he'll moan otherwise". However, what the two didn't know, was that Janus already knew about Virgil's sneaking offs. He'd known for ages.

"Come on in, boy" said the skeletons Sitting by her closet door Dirty secrets, empty memories And broken hearts across the floor I was knocked out, heels over head So you dragged me by my feet To a ghost town, where you buried me No wonder no one heard my screams

Janus hissed from the shadows, watching as Virgil entered his bedroom and shut the door. How dare he be sneaking off like this! Who did the smallest trait think he was? Janus flicked his snake-tongue against a fang, and nodded, before sinking out.

Love's so alive, but it died in it's sleep And now that it's dead I live in your head And I will haunt your fucking dreams

"Sssneaking out to sssee your lover?" remarked Janus, appearing in Virgil's room and making the smaller boy jump. "Ah! Dude?! Can you not?" yelped Virgil, holding his chest. "What lover?". Janus glared, stalking over to Virgil and grabbing him; pinning him to the wall.

No one will love you like I did Will treat you like I did So go on, wear that scarlet letter

"Which Ssside isss it?" asked Janus, his anger evident due to his hissing. "Sssuch a ssslut". Virgil pushed at Janus, shaking his head. "It's no one! I- we're just friends!". This is why he never wanted Janus to find out because he knew the snake-like male who would crazy jealous. "I'm with you, Janus... no one else".

No one will love you like I did Will touch you like I did So good luck finding something better

Janus smirked at Virgil's struggling, finding it amusing. "Pathetic" he scoffed, dropping the anxious trait before- "Hey!" cried Virgil, holding his reddening cheek. "Why- what the fuck? Why did you hit me?".

Run away, boy, if you couldn't tell Baby's got a thirst for blood A subtle system, wicked melodies Craving bullets from her gun So I tripped, stayed, follow every word Little spirals in their eyes Catch a lover, turn an enemy Just to watch them burn alive

"Becaussse of what you sssaid, Anxxxiety" informed Janus, nodding. "You forgot your placcce". Virgil frowned, eyes darting around as he began to think. Forgot his place? Said the wrong thing? What did he say? Or... didn't say? "I- I dunno what I did wrong... I can't think of anything".

No one will love you like I did Will treat you like I did So go on, wear that scarlet letter

"You sssaid you're with me" answered Janus, grabbing Virgil's wrist and dragging him towards the bed. Virgil looked to the floor as he grabbed, listening. Oh... yeah, he did say that...

No one will love you like I did Will touch you like I did So good luck finding something better

"Sorry..." mumbled Virgil, taking a deep breath. "I belong to you". Janus smirked, pushing Virgil down onto the mattress. "Much better, Anxxxiety".

Someday you may find that picture perfect guy And I'll chase my words with poison Until that day arrives, and swine take to the sky Fill your void with open thighs so

Virgil stared at the wall, just letting Janus take his frustration out. Hours seemed to pass by, before the taller one finally stopped and clambered off Virgil; grabbing his clothing. "What do you say?".

No one will love you like I did Will treat you like I did So go on, wear that scarlet letter No one will love you like I did Will touch you like I did So good luck finding something better

"Thank you for loving me" uttered Virgil, fighting back his tears. Sometimes, it would hurt- but never this badly, he was in agony! Janus chuckled, getting dressed. "You look so pretty laying there".

No one will love you like I did Will treat you like I did So go on, wear that scarlet letter No one will love you like I did Will fuck you like I did So good luck finding something better

"You're not to sneak off again, understood?" stated Janus, heading for the door. "Anxiety, answer me". Virgil glanced over at Janus and gave a feeble nod, which was met with a glare. "Usse your wordss". "Yes Sir". "Good pet" smiled Janus, leaving the room. Virgil waited for a while, before starting to silently cry. He was crying due to a mixture of pain and loss- he liked the Light Sides, and now he was never going to see them again.

[harrywritingsbyme]

A Beautiful Day

Based Off Of This Ask

And This One 

A/N: So he’s backkkk and I love him so much and y/n loves him so much and I wanted them to just have their moment. I also wanted to show y’all his cute and sweet and soft side bc he does have one and I can’t deprive y’all of that. But don’t worry, it’s filthy too😌…the ending sucks but you already knew that and this is the 5th installment of Sneaking Around but you already knew that too lmao. enjoy🙃

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It was Harry’s turn to pick you guys’ date. While you were all for a cozy and cuddly night in with pizza and wine watching every movie you possibly could before either breaking for sex or falling asleep(eventually it turned out to be both), Harry had other plans. He’d spent a good part of his week planning for this date day turn night for you two. He even went as far as to take off for the entire day just so that he could spend as much time as he possibly could with you. See, even though he was constantly horny and dying to touch and be inside of you, Harry was quite the romantic. He loved having those lovey dovey couple moments with you. He loved making you smile and expressing to you just how much he loved you; and that was a lot. In fact, between the two of you, he was the first person to say I love you in your relationship. He’d been in love before, but it was never fully the way he was in love with you. With this being said, Harry made sure to do the absolute most and make it all incredibly special when it came this turn of his to plan your date together. It wasn’t a day that was marked on the calendar like a birthday or anniversary, but it was a day that Harry just wanted to completely be with you and just enjoy the time that wasn’t always readily available to you both. 

Now Harry wanted to make it as special and as much of a surprise as possible. So the night before, all he told you was what you should wear and when to be ready. Even though you felt so bad that your best friend had a fully loaded day of classes, you were so glad that she’d be away from home and busy all day. You didn’t want her to ask about why you were getting dressed up and stuff. It’s just that you felt really bad for keeping things from her, especially this. So when she told you that she had a packed day right after Harry texted you the time, you were able to let out a big sigh of relief. Plus she was going to spend some time with her boyfriend for the weekend anyways so you’d be able to stay away a bit longer.

After finishing up with your early and luckily your only class of the day, along with getting some other work done, you spent the rest of the morning getting ready for your date with Harry.  He said that he’d be picking you up around one so you were able to relax a little bit before getting into the shower and getting ready for your date. And as you’re getting ready, you make sure to keep Harry in mind. For starters, you made sure to use the body wash that had the scent that would just cling to your skin throughout the entire day. Whenever you used it and you’d be with him, Harry went absolutely wild. He was just obsessed with the way you smelled couldn’t manage to keep himself away from you. On top of that, you gave yourself a couple sprits of your perfume which just so happened to be one of Harry’s absolute favorites on you. For some reason, Harry was obsessed with your scents. He was always fixated on how good you smelled and for some reason it just made him even more attracted to you if that was even possible. And when you combined the scent of your body wash and your perfume, you struck gold. Harry had managed to supersede this obsession and become fully and even more entranced with you than he already was. And it was all because of how good you smelled. You felt similarly about Harry and the way he never missed the mark when it came to how good he smelled but he was on a pretty different level in comparison to you. 

Anyways, aside from making sure you smelled heavenly for him, you spent a good bit of time figuring out what to wear. Since Harry told you to wear something that was pretty but not fancy the night before, when you were getting ready you pretty much raided your mini collection of dresses that were hanging up in your closet. It took you a while and a few times of nearly giving up to find the perfect outfit for your date. When you made it to the dress, you were absolutely floored when you looked at yourself in the mirror. You almost forgot that you even had this in your closet and you were so thankful you didn’t because it looked amazing on you. 

When you put it on, it fit your body like a glove. The dress was a pretty and soft pastel yellow color that looked amazing against your skin and fell perfectly right below your knee. The skirt of the dress also moved right along with your movements which made you love it even more. You truly felt like a princess in this dress. Along with the color and impeccable overall style of the dress, there was one other thing that completely sold you on this one. It had more of a lower cleavage. The dress was a bit low cut in the front which allowed for you to give Harry a good view of his favorite part of your body. His number one would always be between your legs, but your chest was a very close second. He’d try to be all gentlemanly and say your heart but you always called bullshit on that one. Anyways, to take full advantage of the low cut front of your dress you make sure to properly adjust and lift your “chest” to give Harry the cleavage he’s constantly craving. You were certain that once he saw you, his mind would be racing.

By the time the clock struck one, you were all dressed, your hair and makeup was all done, and you were able to immediately answer the door when Harry knocked. When you opened the door, Harry was completely floored by your appearance. As the door in front of him opened to reveal you, Harry’s emotions and facial expressions did a quick 180. At first he was all happy and excited to see you. But once he did, he became even more excited, but for other reasons. He couldn’t stop his jaw from dropping at the sight of you. You looked absolutely stunning, Harry was in complete awe. He was so entranced with you that you had to snap him out of it, causing him to get all blushy and cute. After bringing him back to earth, he quickly gave you the small bouquet of flowers that coincidentally matched your dress perfectly along with a kiss to the cheek before whisking you out of your apartment and to the car. 

During the ride to the undisclosed date location, Harry had to continuously refuse to tell you where he was taking you two for your date. No matter how much you pouted or tried to tease him, Harry wouldn’t let up. He wanted to keep this a surprise so bad and he refused to give in to his weakness; you. It was so hard to keep it all in but Harry was determined to do so. Luckily for him, the fight to keep his plans under wraps subsided a bit after about twenty minuets into the drive. After seeing that you weren’t getting anywhere with Harry spilling the beans, you decided to just sit back and enjoy Harry and the ride. You figured that he had a big surprise or something and you didn’t want to ruin it, so you just decided just wait and see what he had in store for the two of you. For the next twenty or so minutes that were left in the ride, the two of you sat next to each other and just talked. While the two of you went on and on about any and everything, you subconsciously toyed with Harry’s fingers that are intertwined with yours, giving you something else to do while you itched with excitement to see where Harry was taking you two as the drive continued on. 

Eventually the car comes to a to a stop, signaling to you that you’d reached your destination. When you took in your surroundings and listened to what Harry had planned for you date, you couldn’t have been happier. Harry had driven you two to the most beautiful and the most romantic spots you’d ever seen to have a relaxing and incredibly romantic picnic together. It was absolutely perfect. It was tucked away from the masses but it wasn’t too far to make it uncomfortably distant. Again, it was perfect. After grabbing the pretty sizable picnic basket and blanket that he’d stashed away in the trunk, Harry grabs his hand in yours and the two of you walk down to the beautiful expanse before you to pick out the perfect spot to set up. After playfully bickering about where to settle down, you and Harry eventually agree on a spot before spreading the blanket out on the ground and unpacking the basket. As you help him take the food out, you realize that it’s everything he knew you loved. From the wine that you became obsessed with not too long after you two started dating to your favorite foods and little snacks, it was all in that basket. 

After giving him a big hug, a series of many thank you’s, and a series of even more kisses, the two of you finally dig into the food Harry packed and pick up where your conversation in the car left off. The two of you blissfully sat on the blanket enjoying what Harry so perfectly organized and enjoying your time together. It was so nice to just sit there with the man you loved and enjoy your relationship and the stunning scenery around you. Seeing your face light up as you spoke to him and enjoyed the date he’d put together made his heart completely melt and made him feel extremely proud of himself. Eventually the two of you decided to call it quits on the food so you quickly packed up everything that was leftover back into the basket, leaving the two of you more room on the blanket to relax. After a little while though, a peaceful and comfortable lull fell over you and Harry. Leaving you both quiet in each other’s presence. 

As the two of you silently sat there, Harry’s mind began to wander. He couldn’t stop the filthy visuals and ideas of the two of you from flowing through his mind. For some reason, the idea of just taking you right there in the broad daylight plagued his mind. The entire concept was nothing short of captivating to him given the fact that the two of you had to be so private with your relationship all of the time. Even though the two of you had to keep your plans for today under wraps, pleasuring you in such an open yet incredibly secluded space would break the monotony of being so private 24/7. It didn’t help that you looked absolutely beautiful today, and were just inadvertently begging him to touch you and make you feel good. 

Now this is the moment when you can really see Harry’s duality and capabilities when it comes to taking a beautiful and beyond romantic moment, and turning it into a lust and pleasure filled rendezvous. 

“Is it wrong that I want to do the filthiest things to you all because you look so beautiful.” He huffs, breaking the silence and trying to control the urge to just flip your skirt up and cram his cock into the depths of your cunt until the two of you just fall apart around one another.

“Oh my goodness Harry.” You softly laugh, completely bashful at the sudden compliment/admission. You also squeeze your thighs shut a bit because his words were a definite shock to your core. 

“M’so serious Y/n.” He deadpans, moving in closer to you and bringing his hand up to your covered thigh. 

“What would you do?” You whisper, changing the entire mood for the rest of your time together.  

“Well for starters I’d dig into these beauties.” He begins, motioning right down to your breasts that were perfectly positioned by you to make them almost spill out of your dress. “They’re just so perfect. Just love playin’ with them. Can’t wait t’play with them when I knock you up. Gonna be so much bigger and even more sensitive f’me.” He fantasizes, continuing to stare at your breasts in front of him. Salivating at the idea of your entire body swelling because of him, thinking about how your body would become even more enticing and addictive. “You do know I’m gonna get you pregnant right?” He says in complete seriousness, bringing his eyes up to yours for reassurance.

“Mhm.” You hum with a small smile. “You remind me of it all the time even though I’m still in college, we’re not married, and our relationship isn’t even out in the open yet.” You pointedly remind him through chuckle. 

“Well I’m sorry that my girlfriend, the love of my life, makes me want all of those things.” He playfully huffs, rolling his eyes in the process. 

“Well luckily for you, I want all of that too.” You remind him, pushing your head forward to close the gap between you two and press a kiss to his lips. It was supposed to be a short and sweet little kiss to tell him that you loved him and that you wanted a future with him. But you wouldn’t be a relationship with Harry if he didn’t take it to another level, before you could realize what was going on, Harry had slipped his tongue into your mouth. As he kissed you deeper he lays you back against the blanket behind you, hovering over your body to continue moving his mouth against (and inside) yours.  After gliding his tongue against yours and smacking his lips against your pillow soft ones, Harry finally lets up and lifts himself up from you. With you continuing to lie on the blanket, Harry sits down near your head and beckons for you to lift yourself a bit so that you could rest your head in his lap. “What would you do next?” You ask, wanting him to continue on and tell you all of the things he’d do to you.

“The next thing I’d do after playing with these tits of yours would be playing with your pussy.” He says, bringing the hand that was cupping you side down your thigh. He then brings his hand down to your knee before pushing it back up, only this time pushing it up underneath your dress. “You’d go crazy for how good my fingers feel inside of you. You’d just go on and on about how they’re hitting your sweet spot and how bad you need my cock.” He continues, slowly pushing his hand up between your legs. When he gets to the coveted area, Harry immediately feels around for your panties but is quick to learn that you’re not even wearing any. “No panties?” He asks, pulling the bottom of your dress up to get a look at you. He then turns his focus down between your legs to see your bare and plushy mound completely exposed to him. 

“No.” You whisper, maintaining eye contact.

“You didn’t want to wear one those cute little thongs that always get swallowed up by your cunt an ass baby? My naughty girl!” He asks, thinking back to the times where he’s either pulled your pants down or lifted your skirt to find a thin piece of string pretty much, lodged between your folds and ass.

“I just wanted to breathe a little bit down there since I shaved and all.” You softly explain, pushing down the moan that was threatening to spill from your lips as you feel Harry squeeze your cunt in his larger hand. 

“So pretty when you go all bare f’me sweets.” He admires, taking in how soft and squishy the area between your legs is. Absolutely perfect for eating and taking his cock. “I just hope you made the right decision with not wearing any panties at all baby. Don’t want you to get all that sticky cum on your pretty dress or on my seats.” He explains. Every single time he let go inside of you, Harry made a mess. 

“Is that what you’d do next?” You huff, enjoying the way he’s massaging the area between your legs while telling you all of the filthy things he’d do. You could feel yourself becoming wetter and wetter as this continued on. If you had to be completely honest, it wouldn’t be much longer before you’re begging him to fuck you.

“Mhm.” He hums, giving your cheek a little pinch with his free hand. “ I just don’t know how I’d do it. I love watching you struggle and quiver while you to take all my cock, but I also love pinning you down and making you completely helpless.” He explains candidly. 

“Maybe you could do it both ways.” You suggest through a moan. As you say this, you begin to buck up into Harry’s hand, signaling to him that you wanted more of what he’s doing. 

“You want me t’wreck you two ways baby?” He asks, amusedly watching your eyes flutter shut below him as you enjoy his hand moving around on your cunt.

“So bad.” You moan. 

“There would be so much cum too. Like you’d be overflowing with my creamy and sticky cum.” He continues, beginning to drag a finger up and down your slick folds. “When you think that you’ve pushed it all out, there will still be some in your tummy.”

As he says all of this, Harry’s cock is rock solid in his pants. With every word there was a vivid visual in his head and the desire to take and just ravish you right here right now was growing exponentially as he kept fantasizing with you. 

“Sounds amazing.” You pant, continuing to buck up into his hand.

“Want me t’do that to you sweet girl?” He coos down to you removing his hand from your cheek and bringing it to the large bump in his pants. 

“Please!” You whine.

“Then let’s go.” He agrees, immediately beginning to undo his belt. As he does this though, you move to get up from where you were lying. When you do this, Harry is quick to pull you back to where you were. 

“We’re doing this right here baby.” He chuckles, continuing on with undoing his pants to release his cock. 

“I don’t know about that Harry. We’re out in the open.” You express concernedly. 

“I mean your filthy little cunt is already out, I don’t think me fucking my cock into it will make much of a difference Y/n.” He reasons with you, his voice dripping with sarcasm. 

“Well what if someone comes?” You ask worriedly.

“The only people who are coming around here is me and you. Plus isn’t the thrill what makes it fun? If I remember correctly, you came really hard when I fucked you in that sex shop.” He continues, reminiscing on your other out in the open “excursions”. 

“I guess you’re right. What about the car?” You propose.

“I need space for what I want to do to you. Plus you’re a squirter and I don’t want cum or your juices all over my seats. ” He replies bluntly.

“Fine, I just need you so bad.” You concede, whining out for him to fulfill his promises and bucking up into his hand. 

“That’s it sweetheart.” He breathes out, finally pulling himself from his pants and giving his shaft a couple tugs. “Now suck on me, need t’get nice and wet for that tight cunt of yours.” He instructs. When he says this, your head turns right to his hardened cock. You’re instantly met with his large cock. Even though you’d taken him many times, it was still a bit daunting to see all of him before he pushes all of it into you. 

“S’so big.” You admire, continuing to moan as Harry pushes a finger into you.

“And it can be all the way inside of your tummy if you just slobber on it for a bit.” Harry reminds. When he says this, you inch your mouth forward, taking the thick crown of him into your mouth. “Thats it baby, keep going.” He encourages, removing his hand from his cock and bringing it to the back of your head to push your mouth down further. As he does this, you begin to gag a bit. You were already panting from him fingering you, now to have his cock down your throat was making it even more difficult to breathe. “Just need you to slobber on it one good time sweets, just one good time f’me.” He reassures, continuing to push down on the back of your head. Eventually you manage to take all of him in your mouth and down your throat, your nose rubbing against the hairs that were surrounding his cock. When you’ve fully taken him and have held it there for a couple seconds, Harry pulls you off his cock, leaving you in a fit of pants as you try to catch your breath.

“Can I have your cock now?” You ask through your labored breaths, feeling the pressure between your legs beginning to mount even more. 

“Yes you can doll.” He says, removing his hand from between your legs and using both to lift your body up from his legs. Before he lays you back down on to the blanket though, he unzips the back of your dress a bit just to loosen the top half up a bit. 

He then lays you back onto the blanket and moves down between your spread and a little shaky legs. Before just going right in, Harry reaches up and tugs on the loose top of your dress, pulling it down to reveal your breasts to him. Latching onto one of them and using his other hand to push his pants down a bit more and guide his cock, Harry positions himself at your entrance. When you feel him against you, your hips immediately move up, pushing your cunt back and forth against him. 

“Do you wanna get fucked or not?!” He asks sternly, immediately bringing all of your movements to a halt. “Okay then.” He huffs, going back to pushing his throbbing crown against your entrance. Wasting no time whatsoever, Harry pushes into you, sending a piercing sensation through your body.

‘Fuck Harry!” You shout as you try and push him back, feeling his large cock invade your body. 

“That’s it baby, I love it when you try and fight my cock. Looks cute.” He chuckles down at you cynically, watching as your face tightens and contorts as you try to stop him from going all the way inside. Your efforts to stop him or push him away are futile because in seconds he’s all the way inside of you. And instead of giving you any time to adjust, he just goes right into pounding you. His hips are moving at lightning speed, slamming himself in and out of your cunt while you whimper and whine and squirm below him. You could feel him pounding at your insides as he relentlessly fucked you. And it felt amazing. The pain and pleasure elements of it all were perfectly balanced leaving you feeling absolutely amazing and in a completely euphoric trance below Harry. As he continues to slam into you, Harry watches as your legs shake from the force of his thrusts. He can see your breasts moving around on your chest from the force as well. They looked so good that he could help but to suck on them. So continuing to crash his hips into yours, he leans down and sucks one of your nipples into his mouth, keeping the other between his fore and index fingers. They were so nice to just suck on as he fucked his cock into your sopping wet and desperate cunt. Harry too was in a completely euphoric state of mind. 

After switching over to the other breast and sucking on it for a little while, Harry felt like it was time to switch it up a little. He wanted to get at least one more position in before you were screaming and squirting all over him while he dumped a big load of his cum into you. So without any warning, Harry pulls his cock out of you and pushes you over onto your front. He is quick to push you down and mount you from behind so to speak. He sits on the backs of your thighs, pinning your lower body down and he cups your shoulder, applying pressure by leaning forward a bit to send you a subliminal message to stay down. And before you know it, he’s cramming himself back into your pussy, going right back to the same pattern of his original thrusts. 

All you could do was whine and claw at the blanket below you. It felt so good to be pinned down and fucked hard by Harry. The way he just did what he wanted was so good and you could feel your release barreling towards you full speed ahead. After getting some good thrusts in from behind, making sure that you weren’t going to be trying to get up, Harry removes his hand from your shoulder and brings both to either side of your ass before pulling you apart. When Harry sees this, he just looses it. His cock looked so huge as he fucked your tight cunt, he could only imagine how it felt to be stretched out like that. He continues to watch as his glistening cock moves in and out of you, quickly pushing him towards his big and much needed release.

“I wanna hear you beg me to cum in your cunt.” He leans down and growls into your ear, continuing to slam his hips into yours, shoving his cock all the way up into you. 

“I need you t’cum inside me.” You cry, feeling the warm, tight, and throbbing sensation intensifying more and more as the seconds pass by.

“Wanna be filled with me baby?” He grunts, continuing to fiercely hump you from behind. 

“So bad! M’gonna cum!” You cry out, feeling like you could explode into a million tiny pieces at any moment.

“Cum with me sweets!” He pants, delivering more static and firm blows to your from behind. Keeping his eyes on his cock inside of you, Harry gives you both one more thrust that fires you both over the edge and into your releases. 

The part of your legs that weren’t pinned down by Harry were shaking as you squirted all over Harry, the blanket, and your dress. Harry too let go of everything he had, letting go of all the cum that was stored up in his balls and ready to be released into you. 

It was truly a beautiful day. 

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[yangyyoung]

So I was playing Destiny with my friend, and our other friend was in a Skype call with us. They started writing down the less than normal things we said

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[16/10/2017 23:30:34] Jonk: I don't get jokes now because im that tired BY FALL OUT BOY [16/10/2017 23:32:02] Jonk: GUN WEAPON [16/10/2017 23:32:04] Jonk: YES [16/10/2017 23:32:07] Jonk: WORDSS [16/10/2017 23:32:46] Jonk: Racist [16/10/2017 23:33:12] Jonk: MMmMmmMMm [16/10/2017 23:33:22] Jonk: EEeEEeEeh [16/10/2017 23:33:27] Jonk: EEEEEEH [16/10/2017 23:33:45] Jonk: Hehe [16/10/2017 23:34:03] Jonk: ARaRrGH [16/10/2017 23:34:43] Jonk: Oh NoOOooO [16/10/2017 23:35:17] Jonk: YES [16/10/2017 23:37:03] Jonk: #savetank [16/10/2017 23:37:17] Jonk: #killtank [16/10/2017 23:37:42] Jonk: haha help me [16/10/2017 23:38:02] Jonk: im gonna help trump [16/10/2017 23:38:30] Jonk: Bquacka quacka duck duck [16/10/2017 23:38:55] Jonk: angery doggos [16/10/2017 23:39:32] Jonk: THERES THE GHOSTIE [16/10/2017 23:39:47] Jonk: PRESIDENT MAN [16/10/2017 23:39:58] Jonk: SPACE MAGIC [16/10/2017 23:40:17] Jonk: MAMMAAAAAAAAAAA I KILLLED A MAAAAN [16/10/2017 23:40:32] Jonk: Its funnier without context [16/10/2017 23:40:51] Jonk: OUNCHE OUNCHE OUNCHE OUNCHE [16/10/2017 23:41:04] Jonk: SITS [16/10/2017 23:41:37] Jonk: EUGH [16/10/2017 23:41:46] Jonk: BRAKKIUS MOCKAMABA [16/10/2017 23:41:54] Jonk: OUR PRESIDENT MAN [16/10/2017 23:42:27] Jonk: aaaaAh [16/10/2017 23:43:16] Jonk: zappy zappy zap zap [16/10/2017 23:43:24] Jonk: BURNY BALL [16/10/2017 23:43:51] Jonk: EeeuuuGH [16/10/2017 23:44:01] Jonk: eeEeeEEeeEee [16/10/2017 23:44:05] Jonk: eeeeeEEEEeH [16/10/2017 23:44:26] Jonk: angery angery doggos [16/10/2017 23:44:52] Jonk: BURNY BURNY BALL BALL [16/10/2017 23:45:14] Jonk: "Why is it grey" [16/10/2017 23:45:15] Jonk: me [16/10/2017 23:45:32] Jonk: FLAMY FLAMY HOT SHIELD [16/10/2017 23:45:46] Jonk: BARAK OBAMA ZAMA [16/10/2017 23:45:55] Jonk: HEALY HEALY BUBBLE [16/10/2017 23:46:02] Jonk: ARSE CANNON [16/10/2017 23:46:09] Jonk: AFGHANISTANA [16/10/2017 23:47:11] Beck Walker: y'all are high [16/10/2017 23:47:19] Jonk: My stomach hurts from laughing [16/10/2017 23:49:02] Jonk: ZIBBITY BAP BAP A DAP DAP [16/10/2017 23:49:37] Jonk: cAAaOoOol [16/10/2017 23:50:12] Jonk: "I am sane" [16/10/2017 23:50:28] Jonk: wham bam the other thing on it [16/10/2017 23:50:38] Jonk: ZAPHARALABANANANANA [16/10/2017 23:50:43] Jonk: THING BING [16/10/2017 23:50:49] Jonk: WINKY WINKY FACE [16/10/2017 23:51:12] Jonk: ZaphaLAAAAA [16/10/2017 23:51:24] Jonk: OoOOOOoooOo [16/10/2017 23:51:30] Jonk: Awwwwww [16/10/2017 23:52:19] Jonk: ahem [16/10/2017 23:52:33] Jonk: mista yang yang [16/10/2017 23:52:46] Jonk: HES STANDIN LIKE MAH GRAN [16/10/2017 23:53:39] Jonk: Shoutout to saltynut97 [16/10/2017 23:54:32] Jonk: I think theyre all irish because theyre all alcoholics... clearly [16/10/2017 23:54:43] Jonk: HhEeEe hEee HeeE hEeeE HeEE [16/10/2017 23:55:06] Jonk: insert mickey mouse mating call [16/10/2017 23:55:32] Jonk: heebis to jeebis help mah neebis [16/10/2017 23:55:44] Jonk: LETS SEE YER DIRTIES [16/10/2017 23:56:03] Jonk: RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE [16/10/2017 23:56:16] Jonk: Slappin the D [16/10/2017 23:56:26] Jonk: ARE THE RAMEN IS GONE [16/10/2017 23:56:37] Jonk: But I like the ramen [16/10/2017 23:57:33] Jonk: reads my annotations [16/10/2017 23:57:41] Jonk: famous [16/10/2017 23:58:00] Jonk: THE FLOOR IS LAVA [16/10/2017 23:58:06] Jonk: This is MY ball [16/10/2017 23:58:25] Jonk: LETS DO A STRIKEY STRIKE [16/10/2017 23:58:29] Jonk: MIKEY MIKE [16/10/2017 23:58:44] Jonk: FUCK SUck I'M OKAY I LIVED [16/10/2017 23:58:50] Jonk: auUUugH [16/10/2017 23:59:03] Jonk: my nuggets have been stolen from me by an angery giraffe [16/10/2017 23:59:31] Jonk: EAT SLEEP KILL MAHSELF [16/10/2017 23:59:49] Jonk: eVUuUuR [00:00:44] Jonk: ZAPPY ZAPPY LIGHTENING POLE [00:00:50] Jonk: OMG ITS THORS DICK [00:01:02] Jonk: How am I dancing on thors dick? [00:01:08] Jonk: zappy zappy lightening [00:01:26] Jonk: ME AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAVE HAD A COUPLE NIGHTS TOGETHER OKAY? [00:01:33] Jonk: SmokaAAAAy [00:02:02] Jonk: his mum walks in [00:02:41] Jonk: "I saved myself from committing suicide" [00:03:03] Beck Walker: I'm going to sleep lol [00:03:09] Jonk: baiiiiiii [00:03:16] Jonk: lord cookiebin [00:03:45] Jonk: silence? [00:04:11] Jonk: silenceness doesn't exist [00:04:47] Jonk: aw for fFFfffFFFfffff [00:05:10] Jonk: sings bohemian rhapsody for some reason [00:05:18] Jonk: EeEeEEeEE [00:05:32] Jonk: Seven EeeBeee dabadaba [00:05:56] Jonk: aAAa [00:06:36] Jonk: im a magical space fucking wizrd [00:06:42] Jonk: I DONT FUCK SPACE [00:06:53] Jonk: nO NoNonONoNoNO [00:07:15] Jonk: BURNY BURNY SUN SUN [00:07:51] Jonk: SUPER SPEEDY BLUE THING [00:08:16] Jonk: theres also the one that was really big [00:08:38] Jonk: there was a dog that was an alien dog that was orange [00:08:43] Jonk: GHOSTIE EVILNESS [00:09:02] Jonk: DIAMOND MAN [00:09:06] Jonk: DIAMOND MAN [00:09:18] Jonk: Big blobby stuff [00:09:29] Jonk: AAaaAaA big blobby one [00:09:51] Jonk: bepper [00:09:58] Jonk: MMmMmmMm [00:10:39] Jonk: why is everybody but me dead [00:10:50] Jonk: tanky tanky tank tank [00:11:08] Jonk: OW MY FUCKING FOREHEAD [00:11:23] Jonk: LIY-LA-LAZORS [00:11:57] Jonk: SHOOTS ONLY THE FUCK OUTTA HIM [00:12:13] Jonk: avatar sex? [00:12:20] Jonk: DREGS [00:12:54] Jonk: Please............................don't die [00:13:21] Jonk: lemmie shoot all these doggos in the face because I shoot doggos [00:13:35] Jonk: BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE THEYRE ALIEN DOGGOS [00:14:12] Jonk: iIIIIIM bburnInG AGaIN [00:14:46] Jonk: "Im not reviving you" [00:15:33] Jonk: they really don't to anything with those 4 arms [00:15:35] Jonk: I mean [00:15:48] Jonk: maybe they do and we don't kno because its a bit NSFW [00:16:13] Jonk: "Guess you could say they're not a good ARMY" [00:16:21] Jonk: That's a thIIIiiiIng [00:16:37] Jonk: AHM GETTIN SHOT IN THE NOGGIN [00:17:10] Jonk: "that's LITERALLY explosive diarheoa" [00:17:18] Jonk: cant spell diarrhoea [00:17:49] Jonk: I just got a hug from a tank [00:17:58] Jonk: ITS GUN CANNON OF NOBBYNESS [00:18:35] Jonk: SSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on a pole [00:19:02] Jonk: "Im the reason the stars are named after people" [00:19:20] Jonk: Ill zap you like a ......................................................................................................................... toaster in a bathtub [00:19:33] Jonk: "why is it green?" [00:20:41] Jonk: fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck [00:20:52] Jonk: shooty bastard [00:21:00] Jonk: LOOK AT TRUMPS WALL [00:21:06] Jonk: Too many walls.. [00:21:30] Jonk: AhAAAAAhhHaHahahAh [00:22:00] Jonk: alright kids lets all line up for grenade time [00:23:28] Jonk: wazalabananamaaaaaaaan [00:24:21] Jonk: its the new trend [00:24:42] Jonk: my new hobby [00:24:58] Jonk: "I love purple balls" [00:25:11] Jonk: heheh [00:25:32] Jonk: NNnnNNNnN [00:26:11] Jonk: "*something about cannons*" [00:28:59] Jonk: I hear screaming children.......... im scared [00:29:09] Jonk: just screaming children [00:30:05] Jonk: something about being in children [00:30:12] Jonk: "don't quote that" [00:30:28] Jonk: Being INSIDE a SCREAMING CHILD? [00:30:44] Jonk: "cancer bullshit" [00:31:12] Jonk: "ronking our wonks" [00:32:00] Jonk: YOU CAN TOUCH MY BIG MAN CLAN [00:32:08] Jonk: Whhhee slide [00:32:53] Jonk: Awwww FUCK its me [00:33:05] Jonk: THOSE STAIRS DOWN THERES [00:33:26] Jonk: BYEBYEZAVALA [00:33:47] Jonk: "iM gonna dance on this pole now" [00:34:01] Jonk: ayeoanayego [00:34:06] Jonk: idek [00:34:17] Jonk: I AM QUITE HAPPY TO GO TO EARTH [00:34:29] Jonk: Ive been to earth in real life [00:34:33] Jonk: HOLLYOATS [00:34:40] Jonk: I WANT A RELIGIOUS NUT [00:35:03] Jonk: I KINDA LIKE THE NESUS ARMOUR [00:35:21] Jonk: BUT I DONT THINK ITS NESUS ARY [00:35:44] Jonk: Its like that but with my face [00:35:57] Jonk: KekekeNyAAaaahaha [00:36:53] Jonk: ill be back in a sec ive had to pee since I started typing [00:38:48] Jonk: "whatever was said while I was gone" [00:39:13] Jonk: conclusion Ryan is a dead pig [00:39:40] Jonk: "don't PLANET just take us there" [00:39:47] Jonk: AaaaaAAAAAaaAAAa.... planet [00:40:09] Jonk: "you shove your head up his ass all you want" [00:40:19] Jonk: FunctIIiiiioooOOOoon [00:40:30] Jonk: By BbBrRAaaiIInnNN my BbRrraaAaIiiNNn [00:40:46] Jonk: "Its gona kill the child"??? [00:41:01] Jonk: illuminati [00:41:06] Jonk: confirmed [00:41:34] Jonk: Ya skallywager [00:41:54] Jonk: AaaaAaAAaaAAaAAaaAAaaaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAaAaaAaa [00:42:02] Jonk: EeeEuuuUuUuugh [00:42:13] Jonk: "lets have a drag race" [00:42:27] Jonk: couch? [00:42:43] Jonk: Like a bloody giant nose [00:42:48] Jonk: YOURE a giant nose [00:43:10] Jonk: "Theres a shop here called Amsell" [00:43:19] Jonk: "Amsell you somethings" [00:43:38] Jonk: Ahm FFffffffffffffff [00:43:46] Jonk: HHuHUHHuUUuUhuhU [00:44:04] Jonk: incomprehensible [00:44:20] Jonk: I SSOOoOouuuuUnD [00:44:38] Jonk: AHmm gonna Diee agaIN [00:44:51] Jonk: AHM NOT GOOD AT THE WHOLE LIVING THING [00:45:15] Jonk: Pikey dikeys? [00:45:26] Jonk: Little bike thing is a lesbian [00:45:52] Jonk: YOURE a bike that shoots lazers [00:46:05] Jonk: ILL SLAP YOU WITH YOUR BRAIN [00:46:38] Jonk: RYAN WANTS TO FUCK BRAINS [00:47:50] Jonk: youre a slap connon [00:47:53] Jonk: cannon [00:48:11] Jonk: I don't wanna know what they do with their slap connnons in their spare time [00:48:21] Jonk: they slap their cannons in their own time [00:48:34] Jonk: Im over HhEReReRReeeeeeuuuuuur# [00:49:15] Jonk: AAaaAaApPPlPLpplLlpLPLp! [00:49:25] Jonk: oOOoooooOooOoeeeeEeaAaaahhhH [00:49:39] Jonk: Ahm gonae bedaedaedae [00:50:06] Jonk: he was blown up by a tree [00:50:39] Jonk: thank you come again [00:50:46] Jonk: ah crap [00:50:54] Jonk: AaAAaaAaaAaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [00:51:10] Jonk: look at MeEeeEeeEEeE [00:51:41] Jonk: Teleport me into the sky and break my ankles ( daddy ;) ) [00:51:56] Jonk: "Im in someones bedroom now" [00:52:29] Jonk: YOURE PATHETIC OHAI DERE [00:52:39] Jonk: loLoLOLoloLOloLOL [00:52:47] Jonk: aaaAaAAaaAAaH [00:52:54] Jonk: HE SCREAMS A LOT [00:53:06] Jonk: Did you just assume his gender [00:53:17] Jonk: stop assuming the genders of floating eeyeballs [00:53:26] Jonk: BOOM BOOM CANNON OF BOOM BOOOMNESS [00:55:52] Jonk: don't dye me [00:56:00] Jonk: OH NO THERES A GRANADE UP MY VAGINA [00:56:07] Jonk: heheheh [00:56:15] Jonk: TALK ABOUT BEING BANGED [00:56:31] Jonk: I LIKE THIS BUSH [00:56:40] Jonk: this is a nice bush [00:56:48] Jonk: WHAT BUSHES ARE EXPLODING? [00:56:58] Jonk: #prayforbush [00:57:13] Jonk: AAAaaAHHh theres A PPpLlaAA [00:57:23] Jonk: ....im on fire.... [00:57:32] Jonk: zappy zappy zap [00:57:56] Jonk: MY PIGS ON FIYAH [00:58:04] Jonk: BAP THE SAYON? [00:58:15] Jonk: Were going on an adventure~ [00:58:25] Jonk: YOURE A STARLORD [00:58:56] Jonk: I DONT FUCK BRAINS [00:59:06] Jonk: I fffffUUUuh [00:59:20] Jonk: I cant get my pike up there [00:59:25] Jonk: 8is he saying bike?* [00:59:48] Jonk: pike is correct [01:00:01] Jonk: only pike in life [01:00:55] Jonk: 1..2....3...4...5....6....17...18 [01:01:12] Jonk: oh no im being killed by nothing [01:01:19] Jonk: YAAaAay [01:01:25] Jonk: Raggy doll [01:02:30] Jonk: CHESTICLES [01:02:46] Jonk: Slap the flag [01:04:03] Jonk: I killed the big guy [01:04:27] Jonk: BOOM BOOM MAN IM NOT TRYING TO BOOM BOOM YOU [01:04:41] Jonk: BOOM BOOM ME DADDY [01:04:50] Jonk: "Aliens are bad people" [01:05:02] Jonk: "lets build a roof to keep the aliens out"# [01:05:25] Jonk: HEY HERES SOME ASSBLASTS FOR YOU BASTARDS [01:05:42] Jonk: yA MON AHM A DED MON [01:06:02] Jonk: AAAAAAaaAAAaaaA BABALABBADEEBALABADA [01:06:07] Jonk: FUCK YAR MAH [01:06:20] Jonk: I beybladed the fuk outta that drone [01:06:35] Jonk: Yeeeeeeeeh! [01:06:42] Jonk: ohnonono [01:06:49] Jonk: sad kitty kitty [01:07:15] Jonk: Loadydoady [01:07:23] Jonk: DERES THE BIG BOY [01:07:28] Jonk: BIG BIG BOY BOY [01:07:38] Jonk: HERE COMES THE BIG FUCKBOY [01:07:44] Jonk: WITH HIS FUCKBOY GUN [01:07:50] Jonk: dae ye mind [01:08:06] Jonk: AHHHM BEING STABBED BY HIS BABIES [01:08:39] Jonk: Helllowwww! [01:08:55] Jonk: "Hi, im dead" [01:09:31] Jonk: youre a circle g-google plus [01:10:42] Jonk: wheres my heralded biscuit [01:10:55] Jonk: "youre just a digestive biscuit" [01:11:31] Jonk: HAVE A DING DONG DOODLE [01:11:52] Jonk: BOOM EVERYFING [01:12:01] Jonk: "wHOS YOUR DADDY" [01:12:37] Jonk: SPAAAAAAAAACE MAN I REALLY WANNA GO TO SPAAAAAAAAAAACE MAN~ [01:13:34] Jonk: loud music [01:13:39] Jonk: too loud [01:14:24] Jonk: "annnnnd you shall die" [01:15:35] Jonk: shooting them in the face with a grenade launcher isn't really punching them [01:16:47] Jonk: TOO LOUD MUSIC RYAN [01:16:56] Jonk: stabby stabby of the stab stab [01:17:20] Jonk: aAAaAAAAAaaaA [01:19:58] Jonk: he still hasn't turned down his music... [01:21:13] Jonk: who invited boulder120 to mah clan [01:21:17] Jonk: YER MAW [01:22:54] Jonk: steady hand became a bit of a shakey hand [01:25:35] Jonk: get yer face inside mines [01:26:13] Jonk: he can Nathan fill me in [01:26:30] Jonk: but youre so good at the fuck? [01:26:39] Jonk: kaede get me laid [01:26:56] Jonk: he playssszzzzZzZzZZzZz [01:27:06] Jonk: "I HATE THINGS" [01:27:26] Jonk: SHIPPY SHIPPY SHIP [01:27:45] Jonk: how do I even get in the thing [01:27:53] Jonk: THE SHIP IS A LIE [01:28:44] Jonk: Jared sukks [01:29:03] Jonk: Cayde is spelt cayde [01:30:55] Jonk: ryan is being a good good [01:31:26] Jonk: #womanschoice bbys [01:31:58] Jonk: #keepabortianlegal [01:33:01] Yangy: #ImAPolitics [01:33:44] Jonk: fin [01:37:41] Jonk: diarrhoea [01:38:00] Jonk: is the correct spelling [01:42:26] Yangy: Well [01:42:27] Jonk: bbys is not boys [01:42:32] Jonk: its babies [01:42:33] Yangy: That was an adventure [01:42:37] Jonk: babys [01:42:38] Jonk: bbys [01:42:54] Jonk: boiiiiiiiiiis [01:44:41] Jonk: 3 HOURS OF ANNOTATING [01:44:52] Jonk: I NEED AN AWARD