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[magpiepills]

Another Kind of Hunger

Rating: EXPLICIT 18+ MDNI

Pairing: Joel Miller x hot 20 year old

Word count: 230

Summary: Joel is a dirty talker

Warnings: I don’t even know what to say. Writer Typist has a fever.

A word from the author: Jesus Christ.

“You want this beefaroni baby? Want me to stuff my big meaty noodle in your little ravioli until you sauce all over me?”

Joel’s hips moved faster, encouraged by her slick squelching sounds and warm, willing hole.

“You’re so juicy. You wanted this beefaroni didn’t you? So hot for me.”

Joel’s boots slipped against the soft earth as he bucked his hips wildly, jeans around his knees, steadying himself against his truck. He grunted and tipped his head back, bouncing his thick, graying curls in the silvery moonlight.

Screech owls in the distant treetops didn’t stop his determined rutting.

“Gettin so close, baby. Where do ya want it? Inside? You want to get filled up like a dirty girl?”

Joel’s fists flexed and the coil in his belly grew tighter as he approached his release.

“Tightest little ravioli I ever had. Look at ya, you got me covered. You love gettin my big beefaroni.”

He sneered and his leg twitched and his orgasm wracked his body. White heat seared behind his eyes and he spilled his thick load, cock rammed deep into the tight little 20 year old can of Chef Boyardee ravioli,

The lonesome man used a rumpled t shirt, borrowed from Bill’s supplies to clean the sauce and semen from his groin, licking an errant drop from his hand.

Joel would once again go to bed hungry, but not unsatisfied, finally able to sleep.

@for-a-longlongtime @legendary-pink-dot @gasolinerainbowpuddles

[lilidiva]

How it feels to come back to dtblr after having to take a break because of Life™

[kaeyachi]

I FINISHED THE 5.7 ARCHON QUEST AND HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS AS A KAEYA MAIN

so expect kaeya, ok?

first off... PAIN...PAAAIIINN

Kaeyanation...Kaeya mentioned, but at what cost?...

Actually, Dain has a point, but also, it's a very messy point. There could be a civilization of immortal Khaenri'ahns, but not all Khaenri'ahns get the privilege of being protected from mental and physical corrosion by his older brother, Dain 🙄 your privilege is showing 🙄🙄🙄

so we are back to square 1 being us asking Kaeya WHAT ARE YOU. HOW DID YOU GET HERE? Does Dain even know??

and for a moment there, I thought Dain was implying Kaeya is a pureblood ahaha... unless???????? Dain?? Dain come back...Dain pls... pls respond... DAIN!!

so... if Surtalogi and Skirk match when it comes to losing limbs... are Childe's limbs in danger too? 🤨 hey so with enough usage of foul legacy, you think he would lose an arm? (dont screenshot this or else it will come true)

also on my last post, you must be wondering what was in my drafts prior to 5.6 even, which I deleted because "Haha, no way, it sounds like a stupid question!" and "this is so embarassing, im gonna sound more insane than I already do!" 🤡 I was going to ask you guys where TF was our twin during the Cataclysm because there are no records of them close that time and an Alberich shouldn't have the time to be regent in the first place... HOYO THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU DID THIS TO ME. Y'ALL GOTTA STOP ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS LIKE THIS. THE. 3RD. DAMN. TIME.

So... New Khaenri'ah needs a location huh? *suspiciously eyes Mondstadt and Snezhnaya*

and speaking of new Khaenri'ah... KAEYA THE PLOT IS FR COMING AFTER YOU. OH NOOOOO. KAEYA HIDE UNDER VENTI'S WINGS

hey so cant Khaenri'ah just take Mare Jivari or will the Bakunawa be mad. As a filo, pls come to my country, team Khaenri'ah 🙏

also, just another thought, but are they really our twin? or are they a duplicate of our twin? well, even if they are, the fact that they were a blank slate for YEARS while in Khaenri'ah probably attribute to them being added into the Irminsul

gosh...I can't get over the fact that New Khaenri'ah is just here now...

I think I have more thoughts but IM OVERWHELMED

one last thing though- ISTAROTH MENTION! VENTI NATION COME GET YOUR JUICE TOO

[skullchicken]

Someone regrets getting cyberears.

Luna belongs to me, Stag to @wunjotheork.

Edit: *scrambles back in through the door* and of course, hilarious kissing meme template by kupahdraws!

[studioboner]

i should be asleep

[lover-of-mine]

Eddie and Ana/Buck and Natalia parallels.

Alternative title: ♪ I think I've seen this film before ♪

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

My mom, squinting at her phone: "what does otp mean?"

Me: "... um. what?"

My mom, confused: [shows me a security message from a new app]

Me, relieved: "oh. one-time password."

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: put in literally 38 hours on AO3 last week. On primarily solrook, solavellan, elgarook, and belahawke (and gortash/tav but that’s unrelated). This shit isn’t a game to me, this is literally my second full time job.

(Side note, does anyone have dao fic recs? zevwarden or morri/fWarden specifically, but there’s no ships I won’t read)

[kuwajima]

GRAMPS CAKE 🍑⚡️

Thank you to everyone who voted for my cake theme this year! It was really fun to make! Now I can spend my birthday with my husband— wait, what’s that? Jigoro just received news about Kaigaku?

NOOOOOOO!!!

[judging-will-wood-confessions]

This is not me but I found this and I needed to tell someone because what the actual fuck

What the fuck

[ahedderick]

Evangeline

K rewatched The Princess and The Frog recently, and was talking about it with me this morning. Because I am sometimes That Person, I got out my elderly copy of Longfellow's Complete Poems and read her the opening stanza of the poem Evangeline (the opening stanza is a Best Part)

This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks / Bearded with moss, and in garments green. Indistinct in the twilight /

Evangeline is an extremely long, tragic poem, but also a little Easter egg in the movie (remember Ray the Firefly pining for his beloved Evangeline?)

"Little she dreamed that below, among the trees of the orchard, Waited her lover and watched for the gleam of her lamp and her shadow. Yet were her thoughts of him, and at times a feeling of sadness Passed o'er her soul, as the sailing shade of clouds in the moonlight Flitted across the floor and darkened the room for a moment. And, as she gazed from the window, she saw serenely the moon pass Forth from the folds of a cloud, and one star follow her footsteps,"

So. I just think that's neat. Also, the book has a small square of tissue paper covering the portrait of Longfellow, and over a hundred years of contact has left a faint ghostly image of Longfellow on the tissue. Seems appropriately spooky.

[no-tengo-ojos]

Might’ve been onto something last night, idk what tho

[wisteriawater]

omg ur the person whos writing fauna on a03, im so glad u have a tumblr, i've legit told my entire friendgroup abt ur fic and even the guy who doesnt know anything abt dunmeshi is reading it. thanks for writing such a masterpiece (๑>ᴗ<๑)

I have no idea how to respond to this ;u; Thanks for reading??? This means a lot?? And wow, I hope I am covering my bases enough that they can understand it ^^" I started writing Fauna on a whim, I was actually fairly neutral to Thistle before the chapter he showed up if you can believe it! Here, have some some clown baby Thistles from my sketchbook. I wasn't planning on posting them, they aren't finished and I am not the best at drawing small children, but here.

Your entire friend group... I am honored ;w;

[the-dye-stained-socialite]

Long time appreciator first time querier here!

Just saw your Jovial Contrarian cosplay contest posts, it is indeed a shame to see that kind of rare wheelchair user representation not being respected.

And this is very rare representation in any media indeed, you mentioned in your post knowing only 3 characters including Jovial Contrarian that fit your criteria and that made me realise... I don't know even one, so my question is about these two other characters you know that are truly well portrayed wheelchair users, I would love to know about them!

Thank you!

yeah it's very rough! althougu you know, i realized i remembered another character who... debatably fits my criteria? so we'll put him on here too cause this list is too small to get as picky as i would like

i will say up front, none of these characters are perfect, each have their own issue, however i do still love them, and they're the only ones decent enough to come to mind. So! let's begin

#1

Lydia Fox from Arthur! She's the same-ish age as the rest of the kids, which has its pros and cons! I won't fault it for the cons though, because it'd a kids show geared towards kids, so it makes a lot of sense she'd be... a kid.

(The con being all wheelchair users portrayed in media tend to be either really old or really young, and then fall into certain stereotypes based on the designated age from there. All adults are old and feeble and ignored and pitiable and probably evil, and all kids are young and spunky and active and 'differently abled' inspiration porn who must educate others) (btw, did you know i had to see one of those bullshit "differently abled" billboards in my own city yesterday during my single weekly trip?)

She's plays basketball, and ends up educating one of the other kids and helps him stay active whenever he temporarily breaks something in his leg. I've only ever seen her debut episode, but i do like that it shows some issues specific to wheelchairs, like lack of sidewalk cutouts! I felt sometimes her stuff turned... a bit too 'inspiration'-y, and I really wish I had seen her disability have more of a tangible impact besides just being a wheelchair user. I wish i had seen her get tired from pushing herself or other things but, again, I like her, and she's an important character for the show to have had!!! can't say much about her, she only had three episodes and i only fully watched the one

according to the wiki, she was meant to have a spinal cord injury, but that was changed to her being disabled from birth which... also has its pros and cons. I personally like seeing characters who become wheelchair users later on and adapt to it, but i also have some disabilities that have been around since i was born, so i get it

the solution of course would be to just put another wheelchair user in the cast who got an equal amount of screentime. maybe a teacher even! but having even one is nice

#2

Greatnanna Thrombey from Knives out!

She's... old. I love seeing older folks and older characters, but. Wheelchair users don't have to all be old. It serves a narrative purpose, but I can assure you, you can be forgotten about and neglected at any age when you're a wheelchair user </3

She gets ignored by and forgotten about by her family (save for Harlan, who took care of her, which I do actually really like and appreciate, cause clearly his kids aren'tdoing the same for him which is why he needs Marta), but I like that the narrative doesn't share this view either. The story itself makes it clear that she's a whole human being, and a bit of a bastard at that.

Listen. I fucking love when wheelchair users are allowed to be bastards. It is my favorite gddamn thing. You go through so much shit in a wheelchair, I think she deserves to laugh when the detective makes his breakthrough. I think she's allowed to eat an entire salmon spread on her own. (Although that line always struck me because. 1 yikes i don't like her grandson yelling at her cause he thinks she's deaf, that's not how you speak to d/Deaf people, 2 the character who said that is known to lie so like. did she really? and she may still be hungry!)

also, look at the way she dresses, she has a very clear taste!!!

she's not a main character, and she's mostly this way for plot points, so I can't win them all, but I love that marta and benoit treat her respectfully, and that she gets to have her moment at the end. 100/10 she's very old

#3

Dr Everett Von Scott from Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!!

Now. Again. He's old. He's the oldest one in these pictures. But again, if I looked for wheelchair users my age in the media I enjoy... I would have nothing.

I have plausible deniability that we're not told what condition(s) make him a wheelchair user, so. It's probably implied he has an injury in his lower or middle spine and is paralyzed. however. he could also still be able to move his legs bazeline and just doesn't! cause again, magical cures that erase disabilities... is a sticky subject, and that'swhat this scene would be. but as an individual, i hate seeing it for disabilities that put you in a wheelchair. i don't like erasure.

I like that's he's smart and a scientist, and i love that for some reason his rival's castle is WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE?!?!?! he has a SPECIAL DEVICE to move dr scott around his house?!?!?! which presumably Dr Scott could use as well maybe? I don't know, but if Dr Frank-N-Furter can have a wheelchair accessible gothic castle, so can you!!!

He's also a bit of a bastard so. extra points there. my favorite thing though is that he also gets a sexy leg performance scene with the abled-bodied cast, and also that he gets to do sick wheelies on stage, hell yeah!!!

(bonus: edith from crimson peak, i love what the wheelchair represents, and how scary it is having someone have that control over you, but also she doesn't keep it so she's not on this list fully.)

in conclusion:

can i please get some wheelchair users who are ages 20-50? august is probably 50s or 60s so he's close! but y'all those kids are gonna grow!!! greatnanna did not spawn into the world at 100+ years old. i want wheelchair users who are written to be normal humans, not inspiration porn or pity porn. I also want for their disabilities to affect them and not to be taken away at the last minute, or revealed to have been faked the whole time. I am tired of wheelchair users who are evil because they don't want to be wheelchair users, because nobody else can do it with nuance or care, and nobody actually fixes or even addresses the situations that lead to it in the first place.

please ;-;

[cas-spirit]

Thinking about Sans and Papyrus through a multiverse scale.

Because you look like my brother, and in every action you do, every word you speak, everything you do I see him in you. But there’s something different.

You are my brother. If I took you into a mirror room, where we saw every reflection of you, I’d call each of them my brother, because they’re all you.

You are my brother, and I’m so glad to have you, now that I’ve seen myself without you. You are my brother and I miss you even more now that I’ve seen another me and another you.

You do not look like my brother. You are my brother. No matter how many times the mirrors distort you, no matter how many differences I see in you, you’re still my brother.

Brother, I’m seeing a pattern in other yous. Are you ok?

Anyways, all the skelebros are also brothers, you can't change my mind.

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Reading through some of my original fiction, and god I forgot how FUCKING WEIRD I made miss Katalana Marou