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the thing i love about jeremy allen white is that if there is a kissing/sex scene his ass is gonna DELIVER
he will literally put his whole pussy into whatever scene he's filming
oh jeremy's on screen? leave it to him to kiss with the most insane passion and longing you've ever seen yup
LIKE HELLO??? HOLY FUCK???
these women are the strongest soldiers bc I would've fallen in love
#ME NEXT ME NEXT#how do i audition#IM VOLUNTEERING#I WILL DO IT FOR FREE#sorry im so feral for this man#jeremy allen white#the bear#lip gallagher#shameless#carmy berzatto
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guys this one has me IN TEARS 😭
#especially#the second half#of this episode#omg#i can’t stop laughing#crying laughing istg#IN TEARS over this#LMAOO#smosh#how do i tag#angela giarratana#amanda lehan canto#amangela#kidding#smoshblr#shayne topp#smosh cast#smosh mouth#smosh podcast#smosh pod#smosh angela#smosh shayne#smosh amanda#shaymangela#this one was so good#acting#acting stories#auditions#brain fart moment#fr
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Holes. Keys. What Have You.
I have full analyses I've been wanting to actually do and gather images for over the entire past year, but in the meantime, have this <3.
#iasip#dennis reynolds#art#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip fanart#iasip art#sunny sweet 16#season 16#dennis takes a mental health day#the gang escapes#sunnyblr#god hole#my art.#anmmbposts#macdennis sort of but not entirely#sweet dee gets audited#local girl only knows how to obsess over and draw for one random quote sorry#half meta but i have so much more on this i just also have the coherence of ge*rge cost*nza and intense brain fog constantly#rattling bars is anyone listening do you see do you see#the key...#the car as identity...#oh so much so much anyway i quite like how this turned out like my art boy (gn) 🥺#drew this on a whim
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" ... as soft as talking to a new born, the voice you dream your children would hear during their bed time stories ... "
#the developer knows we will spend a lot of time with this guy; his voice is soothing; his laboratory background music sounds like a lullaby#the way he asked what else do you want to know and said astronomy ... and that whole last sentence at the end#my time at sandrock#mtas#mtas qi#mtas builder#fanart#he is dangerous because i actually like his appearance the most#and owen also looks very charming and he is very polite#but i also like how unsuur sounds when he explained about his rocks#i literally replayed that part 4 or 5 times fhsfsdh for re-choice-ing reason#my favorite part is when i licked the rock and#FHDDHSfhshdhsdsh ///////#hngh i'm so done............#wait until fang starts talking#maybe he sounds charming too when he speaks in a long sentence#even tho it was a mess of a voiceover project; i like portia voice casts#i think they were picked from random people who auditioned for the character; but it what makes them sound so colorful#i think sandrock uses studio's? the voices for sandrock feels too well-situated#but i'm adjusting to accept it all overtime#also if u didn't get what i meant by 'the voice you dream your children would hear during their bed time stories '#it means u want him to be the father of your children#but he would literally refuse to tell stupid fantasy story to his children and only pick the space related ones#but the children would sleep well anyway even tho they don't understand anything because of his soothing voice
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only a lunatic like mike white could dream up the sam rockwell white lotus monologue and I’m so grateful for it
#how is this not in gif format yet guys what the hell….#the white lotus#someone needs to audition in their local theater club with this i'd do it but I can’t act and am also not in a theater club
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thinking about todd and his resolve toward… not quite isolation, but being alone in a room full of people again. he goes along to the study room to sit on his own and do his homework, he sits at the poets table and follows along with what’s being said while keeping quiet, he goes to the meetings at all but doesn’t necessarily contribute (in fact, if you watch him when cameron is telling the story ‘from camp in sixth grade’, you can see that he recognizes it before any of the other poets but doesn’t voice it until they all have). he’s not alone, necessarily, if you want to get technical about it, he’s just lonely, and he’s generally okay with that. he doesn’t have friends and that’s fine, he doesn’t participate in class and that’s fine, he doesn’t have a relationship with his family and that’s fine—he could live without any real connection and he’d have been, more or less, fine.
the thing about when he says “i can take care of myself just fine!” is that he isn’t really wrong, you can infer that he’s been doing it his entire life anyway, it’s that ‘taking care of yourself’ isn’t the same thing as really living or being happy. todd’s an introvert, certainly, and even as he gets closer to the group he defaults to sitting quietly in the background, but he’s also denying himself community out of fear not introversion. todd isn’t friendless because he’s an introvert, although that definitely plays a part, he’s friendless because he pushes anyone that might want his company away. if anyone has every wanted for his attention in the first place. (neil’s unwavering interest in him is unique (even when it comes to the rest of the poets, who are fine with todd coming along and joining the group, but aren’t really hellbent on him being there in the beginning) and his refusal to accept it is a direct result of being so lonely growing up.)
there’s obviously something to be said about the implications of his parents neglect, and the more than likely fact that he grew up friendless, and how those both play a part in in him being so skilled at dodging social interaction/being so avoidant of it, but by the time we see him in the movie he’s all but accepted his fate as being alone his entire life. he’s already accepted being the family disappointment, and he’s already accepted he’ll never amount to anything, and he obviously doesn’t like it, but he’d have managed living with that knowledge without the confirmation that it was all wrong. would he have been miserable? almost certainly. but he’d have managed. he’d done it for that long already, anyhow.
#and like obviously it’s BAD in the long run and his isolation IS only making his life worse but… genuinely he’d have been alright#all things considered#it’s super interesting to me how it’s neil who starts the domino effect of todd’s life becoming Less Shit#both by beliving in him and putting faith in him that he’s never seen before and refusing to let him hide away#but it isn’t a savior moment on neil’s part#and i find it so odd when people frame it as one#todd is like… actively irritated at him in that scene 😭#neil is right that todd needs to get out of his shell and put himself out there and Believe in himself#but todd can’t accept it yet because he can’t see what neil sees in him yet and doesn’t believe it exists at all#and it frustrates him because unlike everyone else neil REFUSES to give up on him#and as far as todds concerned it’ll be for nothing#as far as todd’s concerned neil isn’t a savior or a hero in that scene he’s an annoyance#a necessary one in the grand scheme of things but an annoyance all the same#i think people forget that just because todd DOES want to break out of his shell (‘don’t you think you could be?’ / ‘no! i… i don’t know!’ +#‘come on you heard keating don’t you want to *do* something about it?’ / ‘*yes* but…’) doesn’t mean he knows how or believes he actually CAN#todds autonomy can be taken away from him a lot (ironic) and he can be twisted into someone with no opinions or thoughts or whims +#outside of neil but that isn’t really the case#and a part of that blame lands on the movie because todd doesn’t get explored a lot but there’s still evidence of him being his own person#he’s not a yesman and he tells neil when his ideas are stupid (keeping the audition from his father) or he just doesn’t personally agree +#(the entire ‘no’ scene) and he functions perfectly well when neil isn’t around and while they aren’t focuses +#there are short scenes where todds alone or scenes that start eith them apart that make it clear they aren’t attatched to each other +#in the way people can often write them to be (that is in the trenches if the other is missing)#this post and all these tags are my long winded way of saying FUCK the codependent anderperry thing some people subscribe to it makes me#mad#neil’s goal is to help todd grow into himself and become his own person and find his identity more than anything#and todd doesn’t need neil to hold his hand to do literally anything and everything he’s a normal guy with anxiety#come on guys#dps#dead poets society#todd anderson
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eyeshield 21 is so peak i wish american football was a real sport 💔
#eyeshield 21 is so good because it’s as ridiculous a manga as american football is a sport#yes i did learn about american football from reading the manga no i refuse to learn anything more about it#choosing to believe you really can spontaneously turn into a ghost if you play amefuto and are also very fast#those mfs will pull out plays with names like 'Odin Parade' or 'Ares Javelin' and all they do is take one step to the left.#this is a callout tag for Devil Bat Fourth Dimension.#i have gripes with the final match but overall? banger + one of the best sports manga i've read yet#hiruma is genuinely one of those characters i can say are certified crazy love that guy#sena’s 5 foot 1 ass is out here running for his life from guys tall enough to audition as skyscrapers#akaba is just so funny to me. he has everything needed to be the coolest mf alive and he actively chooses to be a loser. legend.#anyway eyeshield 21 is peak and the art is gorgeous yusuke murata is my GOAT#eyeshield 21#sena kobayakawa#kobayakawa sena#akaba hayato#hayato akaba#my art#fanart#art#digital art#doodle dump#doodle#sketch#don't repost or hiruma will hunt you down to make you join the amefuto team#that last sketch is a wip btw so watch out for that post when I finish it in 1-2 business years#i was gonna add a '(character's) a real one' tag to the end but I realised half the cast is viable for that position#the real draw of eyeshield 21 is how good the characters are#fuck agon though hate that guy#he's well written i just hate him as a person
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actually if i can speak fondly about scientology for a moment. i really liked the "how to use a dictionary" course we took. like fundamentally a huge reason i was such a big reader as a kid is because of that course, and learning from a young age that the basic principles to learning a new word are:
1. look up the word and find its derivation so you know where it came from.
2. find the definition of the word that fits your context.
3. define the word in your own terms so its definition is solid in your mind.
4. make up sentences using the word until it feels comfortable for you.
5. repeat all previous steps with the other definitions of the word.
was all like. kind of vital to me discovering how cool books are, and how impactful language can be. scientology k-2 not that bad. unfortunate that quite literally every other aspect of it was incredibly damaging.
#lack of mass skipped gradient misunderstood word you were such good concepts.#it's a shame that what gets built on you is like. 'cancer is an illness of the spirit that can get audited out' jalfkalk#'if you resent the authority in your life consider that maybe the authority has never done anything wrong and your anger is just misplaced-#guilt for wronging your authority'#'the power of scientology means that if your spirit is strong enough someone else's 'no' can always be converted to a 'yes''#like man i just thought the clay demos were a fun idea why are you doing all the rest of that to an 11 year old...#ALSO for the record i'm not under the illusion that scientology is the only place in the world that teaches you how to use a dictionary#it just so happens to be where i was taught to use a dictionary.#but like i'm aware other people have learned these steps through other means#because they're literally not complex or groundbreaking at all and in fact should be standard#anyways. smiles serenely. parsing through the good and bad of an overall bad group you give me boundless opportunity to reflect.#god bless.#sorry lrh bless
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I keep drinking coffee thinking it's gonna make me Productive and then instead of doing the work I actually have to do I just compulsively make spreadsheets :(
#my homework is. not done#but!!! i just realized if i take 2 spanish classes i can have a russian/spanish major instead of just russian#(it's complicated but this would leave me with: double major languages and history with a joint major in asian middle east studies)#(plus a minor in religious studies and concentration in islamicate studies)#first i gotta: relearn spanish for like the third time#but it's ok i'm hopping thru spain in less than a month so i should proooobably do that anyway#man when i was touring colleges my mom was like really dismissive about the idea of double majoring and now i'm here like#How Many Things Can I Stack Up To Get Big Number On Transcript#aaaaaaaand because of ames requirements i did the dumb thing and ended up learning persian while my spanish is still kinda iffy#итак совершилося то что я пытался предотвратить as they say#so i'm just gonna have to study two languages at once next semester... or just keep going thru the cycle of relearning them abt every year#my russian is a big girl it can survive on its own but i now gotta feed the babiessssss#tho ig what this kinda cyclically learning and forgetting spanish has taught me is like#languages are less like babies and more like those lil desert plants that wither up when they don't have any water#they might look dead but they're nearly impossible to kill completely#and will bounce right back after a lil care n patience. i just gotta like.... water em#the one thing standing in my way is ideological opposition to my spanish textbook#i have to pay $200 for access to a *website*#*i don't even get a book just a shitass ebook*#but it's ok one of the spanish profs likes me i think? i think she would let me skip the intro lit class#only problem is it was Genuinely Hard for me to follow along when i audited advanced lit... 90% of the class was heritage speakers#tho ig like. having taken a class meant for native russian speakers should help w learning to survive that kinda thing#genuinely i think i can do it#just gotta make that my goal. study. do it for zapata#and if i wanna go into translating... having good spanish should help right? like if i finally get b2 spanish?#yeah. if i could do kazakh history for native russian speakers i can do spanish lit for heritage spanish speakers. it's equivalent enough#but ok i'm gonna visit my buddy in spain who did nearly the exact same shitass majors combination as me#tho i think he did spanish/arabic for his language major and just Happens To Also Be Fluent In Russian cuz he's Like That#it's ok he's two years older than me i have two years to become that cool#he can tell me what to do
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college … wasted on the youth (me)
#didnt help that 2/4 yrs was covid telezoom but man.. MANNN#forgetting how impossible it is to pursue rhe degree plan u actually want (advising hell) i feel like . theres just#so many diff things i want to learn now Knowing that im more solidified in my interests and who i am and what i would be interested in doing#and like.😭RGAAAAAQH TEARING MYHAIR OUTTT every other week i have a night where im sititng there like damn i couldve been sm1 completely dif#dgmw i still rly enjoy some of the upper div classes i Did take but what if i took x and liked it more or minored in y and it led me to z#bc i do feel rly set in where i am rn which . i DO ! like it but im never gna be in that environment where u have the flexibility to explore#ykwim . i wish i had taken physics and calc srsly . i always thought i hated that shit but i like it. i like it quite a lot actually😟#or more geology .. urrghh.. sprinkle in sme extra art history . no bc thats what actu pissed me off ab school#i rmbr wanting to dual major and they straight up told me no i cant . but then i was like maybe an arts major bio minor when i wanted to do#science illustration but sry we dont offer bio minor . ok bio major arh or studio art minor . no sry not enough open spots we rly only#reserve it for when we have extra openings post admission❤️#and then even late into sophomore year u would still be last in registration so all the cool classes would be closed#and then bc of covid half that shit was cancelled bc they couldnt transfer labs online (rip comparative vertebrate anatomy)#and then by senior yr an additional collection of classes were unavailable bc u dont have the prereqs bc the prereqs were cancelled during#covid and u dont have enough semesters left to actually take it . like it was gen such an awful experience so ik why i couldnt ever do what#i wanted but .😭 AND LIKE the classes i DID enjoy like genomics or molecular genetics were closed by registration and i had to email and beg#for access . thts crazy .literally crazy .#anyways . i think i want 2 start reading textbooks bc i think thats the closest ill get LMAOO#i remember seeing my coworker read a textbook for fun one time and idk why i just didnt understand why bc it seemed so dry but i Get it now#like yeah .. u knew what was up ..#sad too that like . i could theoretically audit a course but i Work..during the day .. so sad . so sad#guys wht if i just said yes to grad school (<the devil talking.dont agree)
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this is the most angela moment i’ve ever heard unfortunately lmaoo
#oh no#no no no#poor angela#LMAOO#smosh#how do i tag#angela giarratana#amanda lehan canto#amangela#kidding#smoshblr#shayne topp#smosh mouth#smosh podcast#smosh pod#smosh cast#amanda smosh#wine aunt vibes#REAL aunt now fr#UGH my heart#smosh amanda#auditions#commercials#quarantine vibes
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I also finally watched a chorus line for the first time, it’s good. I get why it’s A Classic. I like how no intermission makes it as hostile to the audience as the process is for the dancers (except a little less so because it’s crazy grueling for them). Also, very impressed by the song made up of many little segments that essentially goes on for 20 minutes at minimum. Since it’s A Classic from the 70s I wasn’t expecting it to be so experimental but it was quite avant-garde, very meta on multiple levels. I also didn’t know anything about the context of ‘the music and the mirror’ except the character singing it knows the director and is trying to get a job, so I assumed it was something like her trying to get an edge over everyone else by appealing to him and their shared history, but it was the complete opposite—not ‘please please pleeeaaase you know I can do this 🥺’ but ‘shut up about me being better than this I want to be in the fucking chorus line!!!’ and her shutting the director down when he tries to tell her She’s Somebody was really good. everyone in the chorus line is somebody you prick!!!!! also worst job interview ever dude why did you make paul tell you all of that shit. also was caught very off guard by looks 4 dance 10, respect for pulling the rug out from under us like that
#talking abt musicals#impressed at how precise some of the lack of coordination has to be#I also reeeaaally like the version of ‘one’ that isn’t the finale#I’ve heard it before but seeing it… the vibes land really well. very liminal.#also there's a bl about an amish guy where a chorus line is referenced#like a character is going to audition for it#and when it happend I was like A CHORUS LINE MENTION???#that bl was wild. extremely mundane but just in concept.#the author had a whole bibliography#also I think used to do h*talia doujin#which would explain the very detailed interest in american history
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What I just can not get over is that people are still hating on Luke and dismissing his relationship with Antonia ever since it went public in June 2024!! She is clearly someone who means something to Luke, and who he wants in his life. The hatred is a unhinged atp.
Yep. When it comes to his haters (non-Lukolas, or at least they claim not to be shippers), I just can't understand why they are so driven to shit on him every chance they get. And you can't convince them otherwise, at that. Empathy seems to be a lost art, and they would rather assume he's the worst person ever and the cast lied (or was paid to be nice about him) when they said nice things.
No arguments coming from fellow ADHD fans, logical explanations or just literally non-assuming versions of events get through. I don't get it. You don't have to like him, but why occupy your time with talking badly about him? Is that a healthy response? I sure don't think so.
And with Antonia, is like it's obvious they're together. In whatever way, because we don't know if they're exclusively together, since when, etc. But the point stands - she's his girlfriend at this current moment. No amount of delusion and denial will change that. You also don't have to like her (personally, I literally don't care and pay her no mind), but it's a fact.
And then people wonder why he's pulled back from the public eye. Imo it's a mix of: insane hatred from crazies, increased scrutiny, exhaustion after last year (yes, still bc if he's as introverted as I think, then it's still taking its toll on him), and the desire to live his life as he wants.
And no amount of cruelty will change that. So why bother? I don't think Nicola, their sweetheart, would be proud of how they treat him.
... or maybe she would be, since allegedly they're beefing 😒
#sorry i'm still heated about this#as you can see#also don't get me started on the whole: he's not doing anything atm!!!#bc like you literally don't know??#how do you know what he's doing?#I sure don't#but I also don't assume the worst#logic would tell me he's working/resting/auditioning#all of which are valid#luke newton
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Magilumiere at Jump Festa time!
Koyama Rikiya as Shigemoto, now we're cooking.
Honestly I'm pretty satisfied with the casting for the rest of the key Magilumiere staff! Yamashita Daiki playing Nikoyama who looks uncannily like Deku is A+ no notes. Oosaka Ryouta I hadn't pictured as Midorikawa but I now that I think about it... that casting kind of rules.
Unfortunately only Fairouz, Hanamori and Koyama could be there in person but everyone seems pretty pumped.
Edit: Oh and here are the other newly revealed anime designs:
Kana and Hitomi only had existing designs shown so I haven't shared them. No date for the anime was revealed beyond “Fall 2024."
Edit 2: New character designs and cast comments are now available on the official anime website.
#magilumiere co. ltd.#magilumiere magical girls inc.#magilumiere#magi lumiere#kabushiki gaisha magilumiere#株式会社マジルミエ#shigemoto kouji#koyama rikiya#nikoyama kazuo#midorikawa kaede#i always forget that's how dark midorikawa's hair is#i'm going to have to rewatch the stream later#they were talking about their auditions when i was throwing this together and missed half of what they were saying ;o;#lol i managed to beat the official website tho so it was worth it#sorry i had to update this a million times (i was doing it live via phone)
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now that the era of musical movie adaptations is upon us, what do I need to do to get a movie adaptation of the mad ones
#more importantly how do i audition for sam#dream fucking role since i was 14#if not sam then i dunno the comm major in me is willing to direct#but anyways yea the mad ones is an underrated coming of age masterpiece (that i genuinely believe has some level of gay)#and i hATE that its underrated bECAUSE THE WRITING IS SO GOOD ITS SO CRISP ITS LIKE A GROWN UP WATT#so like i need this musical back i need this in the mainstream#like a movie adaptation of the last 5 years wORKED in cementing that work's legacy so like#yea i want it pls#the mad ones#i'll fly to the us just to audition for this ngl#the mad ones musical
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i'll be honest, i just really need an office space style sitcom regarding the Force-null civilians managing the Jedi Order's HR, PR, and acquisitions/quartermaster offices.
#jedi order#jedi#'haha qui-gon did what? oh you're-- you're not joking. oh. okay.'#the jedi order social media intern beefing with the chancellor's office social media intern#cmdr fox and the pr department with a quid pro quo favors system going on#acquisitions like 'you need WHAT kind of currency? that still exists?'#'why do you need a new cloak? you just got five new cloaks last week. you LOST them? how?'#the jedi council#also the jedi archives social media intern beefing with fucking everyone. seps. jedi. senate. hutts. hands rated e for everyone.#the jedi quartermasters needing so much self-care and time off after the bi-annual audit#'why do we have the lost ancient scepter of xykalix v? it wasnt in the last audit so i KNOW someone aint doing their flimsiwork right.'#vultures and stars
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