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#before any of you ask yes I know that Adam's name is indeed spelled âAdamâ and not âAdumâ I do it as a joke#weather or not to give Adam a happy trail was a board meeting#the redacted doodles are coming btw don't worry#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted sweetheart#redacted adam#redacted sam#redacted sam collins#redacted art#redacted fanart#digital art#sketching#hmrhd arts#my dad watched as I drew all of these#hmrhd lore reveal I draw all my shit on the family computer with a 10 year old wacom tablet#how many ribs...does this mf have??#23 I gues hahahhahhihihihijhxexexexexex
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Hiii, could I request some NSFW Headcanons for Ghost and KĂśnig ?
(Maybe with a Reader who has a mommy kink?)
Hello! :} Tbh I was thinking about writing something like this. So enjoy!
TW! -> [Sexual Themes, such as kinks and really really hot millitary men, sadly also some of ghosts trauma]
NSFW Headcanons for Ghost and KĂśnig with a Reader who has a mommy kink!
Ghost:
I know many people see him as this sadistic, degrader but I don´t think this role fits him well.
He knows how strong he is, so (mostly in the beginning of your relationship) he´s gonna treat you, like you were made out of glass.
He´s really scared of hurting you, so I don´t think he enjoys things as spanking, slapping or degrading.
Even if you enjoy being treated with no respect during sex, he´s gonna have to pass on that.
He´s like litteraly the most respectful hman being out there.
Has quite a few kinks:
Praise: This goes both ways! He loves telling you how beautiful you are and how good you make him feel, but he also wants to be told, how good he´s doing,. (Give my boy a lil reassurance) Don´t call him good boy, he will cum in his pants.
Bondage: Also goes both ways. He loves seing you all tied up, unable to do anything but let him treat you right (đ¤đ¤) When it comes to him being tied up, he needed a lot of time to get comfortable with it (yk bc of him getting hung by the fucking ribs and also Sa´d). But as soon as he started enjoying it, he loved it. His job is ordering people around, so he thinks it´s just fair having the tables turned.
Blindfolds: Again Both ways. Pretty much self explanatory.
When you two have sex it´s never really rough. Most of the time he goes really slow, but if you tell him to sped up, he will.
Now to the mommy Kink: HEAR ME OUT.
It started as a joke. Let´s say a dare. And somehow when he called you mommy as a joke, you got like really flustered and shit. He found that shit so fucking funny, he just started calling you mommy to annoy you (little does he know, it doesn´t)
One day, this mf just started saying it in bed when subbing (wich like I said before happens quite a lot bc he just want´s to have someone care for him, too.)
The first time both of you were stunned (it was probably an accident) but somehow it just continued.
KĂśnig:
This man is a fucking sub.
I´m sorry to tell yåll like this, but it´s the truth we cant deny it.
When he´s on top, he still follows your orders.
He has a dominant side tho, wich comes out when he´s drunk.
Get the alcohol ready if you want to get railed ladies. (or just tell him to đ)
Again: Kinks:
Mommy kink / Mistress kink / master kink: You get the drill, he calls you Mommy all night long, even when he´s on top railing you.
He just always finds a way to be submissive and breedable.
Breeding kink: Not that he nessecary want´s a child, but why waste that good semen? Plus you´d look really cute with a mini KÜnig inside of you.
Mask Kink on himself: This is not just because he´s insecure, he just likes wearing it, even in the bedroom.
Choking: This man loves getting choked. (If you want to be choked, he will do it but not hard at all.)
Masochist: I don´t have to explain it. Theres just something about your nails digging into his flesh till it hurts. Puts him in his place yk.
He also likes Good Boy (not as much as ghost tho) He want´s a different kind of reward (yk what I mean.)
Yåll I´m sorry KÜnigs is so short, haha. But anyways request stuff I can write!
#smut#cod mw2#cod mwii#simon ghost riley#ghost#kĂśnig#kĂśnig cod#kĂśnig x reader#kĂśnig mw2#kĂśnig call of duty#ghost mw2
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Here are my highlights from the Valentine's Day watch party, all in chronological order and categorized this time around:
"Mr. Duck Steps Out":
Just everyone's reactions to Daisy's voice when she made her debut
"Till Nephews Do Us Part":
The thirst counts for Missy and Mina overloading
The return of Bohemian Quacksody
Scrooge having paintings and a statue of Goldie EVERYWHERE (He is a fucking SIMP)
Corporate Cupcake, Money Muffins, Sweet Stocks âŚYou know what? Just the pet names in general.
"KILL HER, BEAKLEY! GET HER ASS!"
WriteBackAtYa: "Spaceballs Ass Luggage"
Us when Millionara falls in the river:
Jamie: "PULL THE LEVER KRONK" Me: "WRONG LEVERRRRR" Tokuvivor: "Why do we even have that lever?!"
Magica cameo?!
And a Sixpence in Your Shoes
Goldie Shotgun!

"Fungus Amongus":
Godfrey and I sharing the same brain
Melody: "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE DUCK SOUP STORE?!" Me: "FUCK YOU!"
Everyone going crazy over Morgana
hueberryshortcake: "Save me Scrooge McDuck" Me: "Scrooge McDuck" Godfrey: "Scrooge McDuck save me"
"Prissy is pissy"
DW not denying the girlfriend part
A sax play in the BG whenever Morgana is onscreen, just like Rouge in Sonic X
"NOOOO, NOT LAUNCHPAD!"
"The Golden Lagoon of White Agony Plains!":
RAID THE BUFFET!
Us going FERAL over Goldie
puffywuffy8904: "MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME" Me: "BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER"
Let the lady lead
Jamie mentioning the "between the legs" joke from Life and Times (No filter, Don Rosa. lol)
THE FUCKING ELEVATOR JOKE
Bisexual waterfalls
Rexx shouting at Missy via an audio message
Foghorn Leghorn
"You loved gold more than you loved me."/"And that's why you loved me."
Jamie's storyboard project
Discord buffering during the FUCKING TANGO SCENE
"The Adorable Couple":
Me: "Piss on the moon, you cloud!" Godfrey: "YESSS PISS ON LUNARIS"
Rainbow connections
"The Duck Who Knew Too Much":
Us @ Fenton, M'ma, and Gandra's OG versions:

GONDRA
Learning OG Fenton was voiced by Hamilton Camp, thus bringing DT17 Fenton being voiced by Lin-Manuel Miranda full circle
Oppenheimer mention (Stop stealing from the ducks, Nolan!)
Goid
Missy: "cant believe they whitewashed daffy guys"
"SCROOGE, YOU DUMBASS"
Brunette Fenton
QUACKERJACK MENTION???
This whole fucking episode being worthy of the DT17 adaptation fic treatment *cough* Jamie *cough*
"Ghoul of My Dreams":
DRAKEPAD KISS
Archie being a hater
"WHERE IS GOSALYN?"
Jealous Launchpad
DEEEAM WORLD
Morgana needing better lipstick because of how fast it disappears in between scenes
WriteBackAtYa having so many jokes in his head about⌠goofy ass noises
"And now, with the city asleep, I can FINALLY STEAL ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS!"
Lottie pointing out how Archie looked likeâ

Me: "Goldie Shotgun sequel when?"
puffywuffy8904: "HOW IS THIS MF SLEEPIN IN THE DREAM WORLD" Us: "*Louie voice* I just am."
"The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee!":
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
puffywuffy8904: "Webby we need to get Fenton rizzed up"/"Please never say that again"
POWERPUFF GIRLS NARRATOR
Fenton's little growl
*seeing Fenton's hand-me-down suit from his dad* Goofy?
Prego
"YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!"
Gandra obliterating the wrong twink
"What kind of monster doesn't like glazed donuts?"
"Do you feel that spark?" âĄď¸ZAPâĄď¸
The Beaks dab
"What? No signal? Boo!"
"TWO BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN!"
"I've got your kids! Maybe. I'm not sure how this family works."
ANCHOR ARMS
Coach Dad
đśIT'S A DAAATEđś
"Two Can't Play":
Mullet Donald
AIRHORNS
"THEY'RE IN FUCKING TRON"
"A DuckTales Valentine":
DT87's love for mentioning Fort Knox for some reason
puffywuffy8904: *mentions the "DuckTales Apology Video" ranking* Me: "*Miles voice* I made a mistake."
Webby on Scrooge's desk like: She likes to be tall.
Me: "GOLDIE SHOTGUN THREEQUEL WHEN?!"
US IN UTTER DISMAY UPON SEEING WEBBY CRYING đđđ
Sunglasses swag
GOLD FEVER REAL
"A swift kick in the ribs!"/"A what?"/"Aagh!"/"Aah! My ribs!"
Webby running up to Scrooge and hugging him! đ
"Aww, he does love his family!"
"My Valentine Ghoul":
Gosalyn FINALLY appearing in today's watch party!
Negaduck appearance!
puffywuffy8904: "he's just darkwing after some cigarettes"
"TIME TO GO A COURTIN'"
Missy getting double whammied with emotes of Prissy and Scrooge getting sprayed with water
(Screenshot edit by @tealottie)
Missy's thirst levels reaching CRITICAL MASS
Quackrinomicon being voiced by KING CANDY
Archie still being a fucking hater
"Keen gear!"
Godfrey and I still being on the same wavelength
NEGMEISTER
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
Rexx reviving the Missy thirsy count
Missy: "I NEED HIM JESUS" WriteBackAtYa: "No, you just need Jesus"
RED FLAGS! đŠđŠđŠ
"New Gods on the Block!":
Della using party cannons like Pinkie Pie
Scrooge's transition from wallowing to anger and his tail shake
"Why don't you turn into a swan and FUCK OFF?!"
THE FRAMES
"IT CONSUMES ME!"
"What are your intentions with my Donald?"
Megamind (literally) Huey
Pig couple: DESTROYED
Chris Diamantopoulos having the â¨RANGEâ¨
Greek God Groupchat
Webby being utterly TERRIFYING with god powers
Dewey having the best handling of his god powers through sick dance moves
"My Don-Don"
"You killed my boyfriend!"/"Boyfriend? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"
The immediate failure parallels
Just how much Della has improved as a mother
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
#my post#duckblr movie night#dt cafeteria table#duckblr#duckverse#mr. duck steps out#mickey mouse shorts#the adorable couple#two can't play#ducktales#ducktales 1987#till nephews do us part#the duck who knew too much#a ducktales valentine#darkwing duck#fungus amongus#ghoul of my dreams#my valentine ghoul#ducktales 2017#ducktales reboot#ducktales season 1#the golden lagoon of white agony plains!#ducktales season 2#the dangerous chemistry of gandra dee!#ducktales season 3#new gods on the block!#valentine's day
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I'm bored again so have more tickle HCs
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Secret Histories Mario/Dictator Mario
"The game was a lot-a popular than people thought, Sonic. You think I don't know about the merchandise? You tried. To FUCK ME."
* As a lee..
* On the scale of 1 to 10 on the tickle meter, he's a 7.7
* Usually not that phased by the mention of it and finds it childish
* Not many try to tickle him due to how likely he is to blow them up (He carries that fucking remote everywhere)
* If you manage to sneak up on him, it's best to restrain him because he's a slippery little MF
* Ticklish spots are his ribs, underarms, sides, and his neck
* Death spot is a little area near his waist, a good little pinch will have him squeal laughing
* As a ler..
* As I said earlier, he finds it childish yet he's not one to completely refuse it, especially if he thinks someone deserves to get wrecked
* He'll act innocent with his lee before going for it, usually pinning you down before you could get away and using tools instead of the manual tickling
* The pillory he has is not only used on killing victims, and it's perfect for restraining lees
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Luther Artwright
"Sarah, I am not going to do a rap battle with you-"
"Would you mind repeating that?"
* As a lee..
* On the scale of 1 to 10 on the tickle meter, he's a 8.9
* He doesn't admit to being ticklish and his stubborn, stoic attitude usually hides that
* He's the type to try and look unfazed, yet internally screaming at himself to run
* He'll try to threaten you with his axe yet a few pokes to those little fluffy tails of his will get him to drop the act
* Tease talk works on him the most, getting him flustered easily
* Ticklish spots are his stomach, tails, inner thighs, and behind his ears
* Death spot is his stomach, tracing along that marking will get him squirming and kicking
* As a ler..
* He's usually the type to hold back on his tickling (unless it's Sarah, then he's going apeshit on her)
* Always starts off slowly and agonizingly just to make his lee start pleading for it to happen already
* He'll do this thing where he'll trail one of his tails up his target's side slowly to see if they'll laugh or not
* He uses his energy to create little shocks to intensify the feeling
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TMJ Garfield
""Jon! Take me with you!"
* As a lee..
* On the scale of 1 to 10 on the tickle meter, he's a 10
* God this lil kitty is touch starved
* He's the type to ask for them (embarrassingly as he'll be a blushing mess as he does so)
* He won't try to flee or resist, openly taking it
* He'll start hiccuping if it gets too much
* Ticklish spots are his stomach, sides, the base of his tail, his pads (both hands and feet), and his cheeks
* Death spots are his stomach and between his toes, both will have him squealing and snorting
* As a ler..
* He's a bit shy about it, usually not being asked much things considering that he mostly stays with his version of Jon
* He's a bit clumsy, usually jerking away if he fears that he accidentally hurt you
* He likes to listen to the little giggles and squeaks coming from his lee, purring every time he hears one
* He usually gets tickled by his version of Jon, Garfield (Crazy Jon), Cryfield, and Lyman (Gorefield and Captive)
#lee!reader#ler!reader#lee!garfield#ler!garfield#tickle content#tickle hcs#lee!shm#ler!shm#lee!luther#ler!luther
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idk if my design counts because I just make him a little more eldritch and took the âcopyingâ of a Sans too literally but I am taking this chance to infodump about my nightmare design. bear with me. this is the current design I have, which will probably change a bit:
if it looks a little odd I donât blame you, but it shall make sense (these are all headcanons)
- when nightmare left dreamtale, he was like 6. it was also late summer/autumn there. this is important because nightmare assumed that because dreamtale would have colder weather, so would the rest of the multiverse. this is why he has the clothing of a Sans-he used the sweater because he didnât want to freeze and the shorts because they were easier to walk in, and this habit stuck.
- this comes with downsides, though. nightmare tore the sleeves off because he couldnât handle how the wool scratched his bones (sensory issues), and because they always got too heavy due to the tarlike stuff soaking into them and blood/dust got stuck in them too easily. He also wears fingerless gloves (kind of like bike gloves) to help with keeping whatever heâs holding tar-free. he finds it super annoying to constantly sticky-ify things when he touches them.
- nightmare uses a shawl because he can move easily with it, itâs stylish, and it actually makes it harder for monsters, humans, and animals alike to pick out his form in darkness because from the front and sides, it blends his silhouette so he looks less recognizable as a humanoid shape when still. of course, it doesnât work perfectly, so nightmare has to use his tentacles as well. thatâs a whole other story and Iâll put that on a later post with an in-depth look at how his body works because I am not typing that out.
- for the âwhy does he look like sansâ thing, I had the terrible idea to make it so he would stalk and then mimic a sans by killing them and wearing their clothes (and using the tarlike stuff and his tentacles to create extra features/limbs), then luring as many unsuspecting monsters and humans as he could to their deaths by copying their movements and getting the victim to stray too far away from safety
now, for my favorites:
- while wearing shorts and ripping the sleeves off sweaters is nice for mobility, it also leaves nightmareâs arms and legs open. this results in scratches and bruises, and nightmare solves this by wrapping random fabrics he finds while traveling the multiverse around his shins and lower arms, each a little subconscious souvenir.
- once, centuries ago, nightmare was doing particularly poorly. this was only years after the dreamtale incident, so he was still learning how to properly survive (something I highly doubt the villagers would have even thought to teach him). Someone in the AU he was hiding in had seen him fleetingly a few times around their home, and left out food and fabric for the kid to use. thatâs where the fabric in his arm comes from-one of the only tokens of kindness ever given to nightmare. that Someone might have tried to take him in and raise him, but knew that whatever nightmare was, he would never feel at home in a house. he is and will always be a nature spirit. (his mother is a tree for godâs sake)
- this mf despises shoes and socks. he only wears boots when he absolutely has to (for example, if he for some reason needed to meet with someone of high status)
oh and this one
- nightmare keeps things on him at all times. Literally. when he was passive, villager kids would take his things when he wasnât looking (or sometimes when he was) and so anything he really needed or wanted to keep had to be on him at all times. he also needed to do this when he was constantly traveling after he corrupted. due to this, nightmare has a habit of keeping things like bags, string, assorted jewlery and other things literally tied to him. heâll even put rings of keys around his ribs, and since I also headcanon that skeletons can rattle their bones both subconsciously and on command, he can make a very eerie noise when heâs moving quickly just to scare people. Dream recognizes the sound, though, so he has to be careful.
- and if you ask âwell how does nightmare even get them off his ribsâ then I shall respond with âitâs a long story, but essentially because of the corruption he can open his ribcage kind of like one of those giant hair clips that kind of look like crabs (but only for a few seconds without hurting himself)â
that is a wall of text have art now (warning for a bit of gore on the first image!)
oh also forgot to mention but due to the tarlike stuff he has lips that he can peel back :D
heâs so dog-horse shaped :}
and yes Iâll make an au for this itâs just gonna take me forever ;-;
I still despite how LAZY canon Nightmare design is so please, PLEASE, if anyone haves redesigns i wanna see them.
HE DESERVES BETTER.
#nightmare sans#tw unsettling#infodump#utmv headcanons#creature#I forgot to tag this lol#happy new years everybody
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You Call Him Daddy?!
You accidentally call them daddy in front of the team.Â
Aone Takanobu x Reader
Sawamura Daichi x Reader
For you, sweet Anon! I kinda rambled about Aone,,, uhhhh,,,, I just had so much to say about him! This is my first time writing for him and I had a lot of thoughts.... too many Aone thoughts..... I think his is the longest one Iâve written.... LOL bruh,, I was looking at my other posts and realized I have been spelling âaccidentallyâ wrong every entire time wtffff i-
SMUT
WC- 2,517
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Aone Takanobu
Aone⌠is a service top,,,,, come on we all know he is
Like you cannot tell me this King wouldnât treat you right, he is one of the ONLY haikyuu boys I would trust enough to marry
TBH mans doesnât say shit and he isnât going to say shit when you call him daddy in front of the team
The team though,,,, shit is going to go down like these mfs are going to combust
You have Futakuchi just standing there speechless with a proud look all over his face as he slowly starts clapping
And sweet Sakunami is likeâŚ.. âdid you guys hear sumâŚ.â
Ugh there is so much I could say about AoneâŚ.. like he would try to be sooo gentle with you just because he is a gentle person,,,, a sweet angel whose only concern is that no one will sit next to him on the trainâŚ. HOWEVER, despite as gentle as he tries to be this man still has power. Therefore,,,, youâre gonna get your guts rearranged, isnât that nice?
Anyway,,,, letâs get into it!!
So basicallyâŚ.. itâs after practice and youâre there talking to Mai while waiting for the mf clowns to hurry up
And of course, Futakuchi wants to keep practicing a little bit so youâre like whatever fine,,,,,, since Aone was staying after too
You donât really mind too much because Mai decided to stay a little longer as well but as soon as she left you grew tired fast, you had been sitting on the floor against the wall for over 40 minutes and all you want to do is go to sleep
You try to hold your tongue and not be rude because,,,, you donât want to interrupt your boyfriendâs personal practice but gawwwwd were you bored
Instead, you innocently look around,,,,, innocently, however, your eyes keep going back to the tall blockerâŚ. You glare at him so he notices your anger
Aone does and stares at you with a frown like he canât figure out what he did wrong,,,,,,, you puff your cheeks out in retaliation
Behind him you see Futakuchi looking at you with a smug expression like 0.0 ,,,,,,, and then Aone looks at him disapprovingly
âWhat, I was just trying to join in on the conversation,â Futakuchi jokes and slaps Aoneâs back before focusing back on the court
Youâre like two seconds away from stomping your feet in retaliation,,,,, itâs nearly eight oâclock!!!
So with the anger of a very tired student, you begin walking around and cleaning up the stray balls
You start doing anything to hurry up their practice so you can finally leave with your boyfriend in tow, Sakunami gives you a thankful smile and you feel your irritation slightly diminish
There is something about the first year that you have just come to adore,,,,, not all first years though....
âYo!â Koganegawa calls and you glance at him, your eyes widen when you notice the volleyball fly past your face. It misses you by a hair
You feel your eye twitch but still, inhale a deep breath to calm yourself down before turning to Futakuchi
âKenji, when are you guys going to finish practice?â You ask sweetly and the captain looks deep in thought before shrugging
âI donât know like 40 minsâ He responds and you canât help but whimper and gently stomp your foot, your boyfriend notices your change in attitude and glares at his friend,,,,,, âFine like 10 minutesâ Futakuchi groans and you have to hold yourself back from kissing your boyfriend senseless
Thatâs how you find yourself in the storage closet minutes later, placing the volleyballs in their respective corners
Aone follows closely behind you, not that you notice, and you nearly scream when you feel his arms wrap around your waist. Your boyfriend curls over your form to rest his chin on your shoulder, gently kissing your skin apologeticallyâŚ.. so he did pick up on the reason for your attitude!
You reach up and ruffle his light hair, giggling when you feel his smile against your neck
âSorry I was acting so annoyed, Iâm just really tired,â You tell him and his arms tighten around you
âThatâs okayâ Aone mumbles and you nearly melt, it isnât often that you hear from him but when you doâŚ.. it makes you turn into a flustered mess
âI just wanted to go home, daddyâ You whisper back quietly,, Aone pulls you flush into his chest and you squeak at the contact
However, when you hear a ball dropping behind you,,,,,,, you glance back in shock at the horrified first year
Sakunami opens his mouth to speak but no words come out, he slowly backs out of the closet and nearly trips when he runs away
âDADDY?!â Koganegawa mimics and Futakuchi pushes him out of the storage closet doors
âWhat are you talking about-â He starts but cuts himself off but an impressed gasp when he notices your shocked face,,,, Futakuchi only smiles at his friends back and pretends to wipe a proud tear from his face
âYou didnât hear what you think you didâŚ.â You try and cover up but Koganegawa only repeats the word,,,,,, Futakuchi simply shrugs innocently
âIâll give you your time alone,â He quietly closes the closet door and you sigh at the darkness
âLet me turn on a light-â You start but Aone pins you to the nearest wall, his hands are gentle on your hips and you gasp at the suddenness of it all
âMy love,â He starts and your eyes widen at the heat pooling between your thighs âstay quietâ
âDaddy, please. Please, please, please.â You beg, already taken over by pleasure. Aone continues to slowly thrust into you in a way that leaves you breathless and crying for more. His low grunts ring throughout the room and you whimper when you notice how his biceps flex with every thrust.Â
Each stroke of his hard cock is so powerful that it nearly sends you into the headboard, you rake your nails along his ribs and tighten around him at the way his abdomen ripples under your touch. âI need more, daddy, please give me more.âÂ
Aone reaches down and rubs away the tears that spilled onto your cheeks with his thumb, he softly cups your cheek and leans down to kiss you. The kiss is a simple peck and you whine when he pulls away, however, your whines donât last for very long. Your boyfriend picks up the pace and begins to snap his hips into yours, your breasts bounce with every thrust and you canât help the way your voice shakes.
âYes, yes, thank you daddy-â You praise and moans of appreciation leave your lips so frequently, he is ruining you. There is something about the way he moves his hips so skillfully, how he thrusts into you so deeply but still manages to brush against your g-spot every time. It runs you up the wall and youâre so far gone you can barely focus on anything but him.Â
Aone moves to rest on his forearms, leaning directly on his left side while his right hand reaches down to move your clit back and forth between his large fingers. His movements are slow and cautious, in a very teasing pace to build up the pleasure. Aone always winds you up so tightly before letting you snap, he is so focused on you. You mewl and arch your back, pressing your chest directly in his own, as he begins to rub circles into your clit. You open your mouth to say something but no words come out, that look in your eyes nearly makes his hips stutter and your boyfriend leans down to whisper his command.
âCum.â
Sawamura Daichi
Let me start off by saying that all the captains have daddy kinks, no I will not be taking criticism
There is not ONE captain who doesnât exude daddy energyâŚ. I would love to see someone try to prove me wrong~~~ </333
Anyway,,,, Daichi is not called the dad of the team because he is mature and shit,,,,, no that is not the reason
Daichi is the daddy⢠of the team, get it right, do I really have to explain this one
Like yessss feed us bitches who have issues with their fathers, yessss where my daddy kink bitches at? We are eating good tonight!Â
Daichi isnât my favorite daddy captain, it will always be Ushijima Kita, but lawwwwd he does make me act up
I thought about it for a while,,,,, how Daichi would react to being called daddy in front of his team and honestly,,,,, I donât really knowâŚ..
His team is such a mess that instead of being embarrassed or anything he would have to calm them down because theyâre losing their minds like he does not have the time to be embarrassed ya know
Daichi is a soft daddy,,,,, like come on you have a crazy mf like Sugawara and you expect him not to be softÂ
Tbh I hardcore ship Daichi with that cute girl from the girlsâ volleyball team like ugh her crush on him is sooooo cute,,,, idk why that is relevant I just wanted to point out how adorable and sweet they are âŚ.. power couple!!
âHe has a daddy kink,â Kiyoko points at the picture with the blonde in a yellow uniform, the two of you are going through the Spring High volleyball magazine
âDidnât he hit on you one time, lucky bitchâ You gasp dramatically and Kiyoko rolls her eyes before flicking your forehead,,,, it is only the two of you in the gym before practice starts
Your once shy friend is laid back and comfortable, out of her shell since it is only the two of you
âDaddy kinkâ She points to middle blocker daddy!matsukawa from Seijoh and you give her an approving nod
âDaddy kinkâ You then point to the ace ugh iwaizumi </3 and Kiyoko draws a heart over his face
âDaddy kink, daddy kink, daddy kink,â She begins pointing to numerous members from Seijoh âthey all have daddy kinksâ
âSomebody is eager,â You playfully flirt and she presses her fingers to your cheek to push you away
âOmg do Karasuno, please I need to know your thoughts!â You beg and flip to your own schoolâs team, Kiyoko looks at you cautiously before taking a deep breath in
She refuses to speak but points at Asahi and you nod in agreement âI believe so as wellâ You whisper and she chokes on her laughter
Kiyoko glances at you experimentally and then points at Daichi,,,,, she stares at you and watches as you try to hide your expression
âWell⌠not that I would know-â You lie and she pushes your shoulder,, you dramatically stand up in front of her with your hands on your hips âYes. He does have a daddy kinkâ and then Kiyoko laughs loudly, covering her mouth as she falls over and wheezes
âGirl fuck you, you expect me to fuck Daichi and not call him daddy?â You ask and she tries to wave you off
â(Y/N), Iâm not judging-â She cries, clutching her sides as you continue to scream random nonsense
âNo, I do call Daichi âdaddyâ and what about it? Tell me you wouldnât also!â Your voice echos throughout the empty hollow gym and, not to your knowledge, outside the doors as well
Kiyoko continues to laugh loudly, her angelic laughter is something you know the second years would kill to hear, however when she glances at the open doors she immediately closes back up again
She grabs your wrist and pulls you to sit back down beside her, trying to act like you two werenât just discussing what you call Daichi late at night
Someone clears their throat from the doorway and you glance up to see your boyfriend along with the other third years and a few second years
âH-Heyâ your voice cracks and Kiyoko covers her face with the magazine to hide her laughter, her shoulders shake violently beside you âwhat are you guys up to?â You glance around the gym and try to ignore the silence
âNot much~â Sugawara sings and walks up to you, he grabs the magazine and points at himself before whispering, âdaddyâ he solidifies the secret with a wink and you burst out laughing
Kiyoko stands up and tries to hide her face into the wall to hide the way she is laughing so hard
âI canât be here,â You choke and get up, walking past your boyfriend who stares at you with an emotionless expression
You know he heard everything~~
âDaddy,â You giggle as you continue to roll your hips on Daichiâs lap, you let out an exaggerated moan when you feel his cock harden beneath you. Teasingly you bite your bottom lip and flirt with his eyes, continuing to grind against him. Daichi simply ignores you and you move your lips to his neck, trying to get some sort of reaction from him.
You lick at his skin and release a muffled moan when you bite down on his skin. Youâre acting so cocky right now, so driven by lust that youâre acting so foolishly in front of your boyfriend.
âCome on, fuck me.â You push your chest into his, purposely rubbing your breasts against him. Daichi leans forward and ghosts his lips over yours, pulling away whenever you get too close.
âWhy should I fuck you when youâve been nothing but naughty?â He asks and you bring your finger up to tap your chin before you laugh softly again.
âHmm because I asked, daddy.â You lean up on your knees and press your lips to his, Daichi swiftly smacks your ass. His hand stings your flesh and you whimper but canât help the smile that grows on your face from getting what you want. âMmm just like that~â You laugh breathily and Daichi positions you down onto his thigh, you mewl at the feeling of his strong muscle pressed underneath you. His hand comes up to wrap around your throat, teasingly he squeezes the sides of your neck and watches the way your eyes cloud up at. âYes, daddy.â
You try to kiss him once more but youâre unable to move due to the hold he has on you. Daichi continues to bring his hand down and spank you over and over, his slaps are harsh but you happily take them as you feel the liquid pooling between your legs.
âDo you have anything to say for yourself?â Daichi asks and his eyes narrow warningly at you, you pretend you donât notice. You know he is referring to earlier today.
âIâm sorry, daddy?â You apologize but you canât help but wonder if you really are sorry or not, you give him another cheeky smile and Daichi slaps your ass once more while cutting off your flow of air.
âYou love your punishments, donât you baby girl?â He asks and you nod eagerly. âI know, god, Iâm going to fuck you so good.â
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Howdy Nova I wanted to invite you to gush bout whichever f/o is on your mind currently â¨đ§Ą! They all love you so much!!
Tex @tex-treasures
Hello texie!!! How are you?
Well!!!! Thanks for the invitation, im gonna use this as an excuse to scream about my The Kane Chronicles f/os.
First up is Horus, ft: my face hc for him
1) I love the fact that hes a dense mf, he doesnt get sarcasm and its HILARIOUS.
2) even tho hes power hungry, hes still pretty chivalrous and protective of Carter even if they butt heads from time to time.
3) the fact that he uses a pigeon host and calls them "well adapted to modern civilization" and eats the left over Cheerios from khufu
Also, the possibilities of fluff with bird like stuff like ruffled feathers and making birb noises? Cute!
Fave phrase of him " my strategy is to hit the enemy until they lay unconcious, if they get up, hit them again, repeat as Many times necessary"
(The Next pictures up to amos belong to @/feesshies)
Okay, here we go, khonsu time!

I might say that all of his scenes are super funny, starting by the fact that ra calls him "moon pie" and im so close to making that my nickname for him.
1) the fact that hes got power over time, And that nut kicked his ass in setnet enough times to form 5 complete days. Its so FUCKING funny.
2)his introductory scene is fucking ominous as fuck 100/10
3) hes the rich boy aesthetic and im here for this 100%
4) that one phrase where he goes "I havent eaten a soul in...what month are we in, march?" LIKE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
favorite phrase" "Ha! I bet you 5 more minutes worth of moonlight that im perfectly sane!" (Hes not...)
Tatter tot (s)
1) his introductory scene in the first book. Marvelous.
2) the fact that he sends the kane kids to Elvis' house and is happy they thrashed the place
3) in the second book where Carter says "come on tot! Cant we do something for you? Like thrash Elvis' house again?!" And his answer is "tempting" DOES HE HAVE A HATE TOWARDS HIM LIKE???
4) hes the adhd mood. All the times he get distracted are so cute.
5) the fact that he knows a hieroglyph to give someone intestinal problems. I love him. AND HE USES THEM IN BATTLE TOO? ONLY MY MAN!
6) how casual he is about his own death, "oh yeah ill last for about two more days, oh would you look at that just in time for the winter solstice, ha! That cant be a coincidence!"
7) HIS EYEEESSSS. THE FACT THAT HE MAKES KILLER BBQ RIBS. HE PLAYS THE GUITAR AND IS WORKING ON THOUSANDS OF THINGS AT THE SAME TIME.
8) his dramatic build up. And hes the only god whose normal and deserves rights
Fave phrase: "khufu you are right! We arent in Memphis egypt!"
Okay. Buckle up. Here comes the big boys.

Set/evil day/the best comedic relief in book 2
1) he was the perfect antagonist for the first book.
2) the second book when he starts imitating amos??? Ugh!!! Just imagining him in that suit makes me blush!
3) hes so FUCKING funny and charming.
4) his exit in the first book is fingerguns shooting at sadie like a kid angy at his mom.
4) un book 3 when amos is kicking ass using his powers.
5) when he says to Carter "im gonna help your uncle learn the path of sett" I can imagine how it would sound and its so FUCKING badass. Only imagining it I get goosebumps.
6)he breaks 6 jars on menshinkovs Head and its so funny.
7) how whiny he gets when menshikov traps hom in the malachite jar.
8)" Come on amos! I just want to strip the skin off their faces" thats how the phrase goes. I cant remember. But AWOOOGA--
9) when Carter asks to him if they names setne after him and he just laughs.
10) the hc where him and khonsu are bffs. YES please.
11) my fave detail is that when sadie screams "i bet sett is having a laugh seeing Us try and not kill ourselves" and the book describes the air getting chilly and the floor rumbling as If someone was laughing way way underneath. Such a cool detail.
Fave phrase: "your uncle amos also has some of my qualities, im like that improvised jazz he likes so much. Order within chaos"

AMOS!!!!!
1) hes so dramatic in the first book. Ominous.
2) the fact that Carter has a picture of him playing the saxophone. Just imagining it makes me warm and fuzzy.
3) hes so gentle and suave. Sweep me off my feet.
4) the fact that he controlls sett and its like the biggest fuck you to his past trauma.
5) the fact that he becomes a fatherly figure đĽşđĽşđĽşđĽş
6) he uses a red pinstripe suit affirming his connection to sett. Its such a fuck you moment to those that were like "HES USING SETTS MAGIC EW KILL HIM" TRY AND MESS WITH HIM NOW BITCH.
7) hes a gentle leader and I love that.
8) his character growth.
AND LOOK HOW GOOD HE LOOKS IN THE GRAPHIC NOVEL OF THE FIRST BOOK.




The foreshadowing of him being possesed by sett in the reflection of the teacup. Showing His reflection in red
How kissable he looks!!!
His fit. His suit. His gloves!!!! His hair!!!
For some reason the way the bridge of his nose is drawn it makes me want to kiss it.
The feather on his hat. Yes king
Fave phrase: I cant remember any at the top of my head!!! But he has some pretty good ones
Hes just the best honestly. Many kisses for him and the rest
They all make me feel warm and fuzzy and I love them sm!!!!!!
âMoots only ok to rb!
Thanks for the ask!!!!
#tex tag#amos tag pending#sett tag pending#horus tag pending#tot tag pending#khonsu tag pending#ask#f/o ask#ask to tag
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OFMD NSFW alphabets p1: LUCIUS
A = Aftercare (What theyâre like after sex): OHOHOHO this man is an absolute sweetheart when it comes to aftercare, he'll ask roach to make you a warm drink and wipe you down like it's another round of fucking foreplay
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs): Yours: he absolutely ADORES your thighs, this man loves gripping onto them well he eats you out like a man STARVED but also, He loves your sides. Specifically, he likes where your ribs are. He trails his hands down that regular path on his way to get your pants off
His: he really likes his shoulders, he love looking in the mirror and seeing all the pretty bite marks you and Pete have left there other than that he's quite prideful of his ass, as he should be
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically⌠Iâm a disgusting person): okay here me out: when this dude cums he CUMS. Mf is fine Nutting anywhere you're comfortable with
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): he REALLY wants a 3some with you and black pete he'd literally commit several felonies to have his 2 favorite people either fucking him or being fucked by him
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyâre doing?): he knows what he's doing, mans can play you like an upright bass for God's sake
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual):he loves fucking into you from behind seeing your ass on display just for him
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): a few jokes here and there, aftercare tho OH BOY FUCKING HOWDY he's teasing you and making jokes to make you red in the face
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): he manscapes a little so it ain't like a jungle but he's got a happy trail and a little bit to keep warm
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspectâŚ): He's somehow intimate, yet vulgar. He'll make lewd noises, but somehow, the sweat and skin colliding keeps things intimate
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): if you and black pete aren't available (for whatever reason) he'll usually fuck into his hand and whimper either of your names
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): He's a total SLUT for praise, tell him he's doing a good job and he'll MELT. He's very much into gripping, never hard enough to hurt you. His fingers will dig into your thigh or hips when he's drilling into you to keep you in place. He's also canonically into exhibitionism, the risk of getting caught always gets his blood pumping to the right places
L = Location (Favourite places to do the deed): he likes going into stedes private closet full of fancy clothes.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): frenchie started this regular thing where he'll sing on deck and it'll turn into a little party, seeing you dance and laugh with the other crew members always gets him hot and bothered
N = NO (Something they wouldnât do, turn offs): anything having to do with bodily fluids (other than cum) he has class even if it's not much
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): he prefers to give, he's a chatterbox, using his mouth is a skill on its own. He'll eat you out like a man starved until you're crying from overstimulation
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): first couple of times he was like a dog in heat. After a while he caught feels and now he makes it all about your please bc it gets him off way more knowing he's making you feel good
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): he LOVES quickies, going at it when yall are supposed to be doing work? He fucking lives for it
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): He's into exhibitionism. Need I say more?
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they lastâŚ): he busts pretty quickly but he can go for around 3 rounds
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): modern lucius would definitely own a couple vibrators to use on himself AND his partners
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): he LOVES to tease, edging is a two way street for him
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): he tries to keep the noise down but all it takes is a tug of the hair and one "good boy" and he's a whimpering mess
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): first time yall fucked was right after he sketched you
X = X-Ray (Letâs see whatâs going on in those pants, picture or words): good 5.5 inches, average girth, leans slightly to the right
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): he sees you dancing or laughing at a dumb joke stede made and he's ready to go. Seeing you happy makes him weak in the knees
Z = ZZZ (⌠how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): after he's done with aftercare he holds you and makes sure you're asleep before he let's himself drift off
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Ep. 6:Â âSo Many Ways This Could Backfireâ - Jennet
JENNETÂ
so the plan worked out great except jabari said that ânow jake will know the truthâ in front of daisy and the other tribemates𼺠i was hoping that i could pin this on lindsay so that once we merged i could lie about it and have lindsay be out next before the merge... this is truly sickening idk what to do
(a little later)
feeling really bad... is it my fault that jake forced me into a f3 with jabari who ive barely spoken with??? idk i feel like not only did i betray her but i betrayed a black woman and that makes me sick to my stomach.... hoping that i made the right choice and this propels me further in the game𼺠i honestly hated having to do that but maybe if ethan and sam have tribal connections left, when we merge, maybe we will be able to stick together and heâll also help connect me
JESSICA
I GOT THE IDOL! It is good for 4 rounds and I still have my vote. And just in time as we are swapping into 3 tribes of 5 like I thought..... wow my psychic abilities! Jabari got voted out at tribal and I'm sad. I didn't know her but I think she was new to orgs and I really wanted to play with her! Plus she volunteered to do the tiebreaker for her tribe so I thought they'd keep her due to that. Time for a swap lets kick this game into gear!
JENNET
hoping jake isnt on the same tribe as daisy or lindsay
(a little later)
also hoping im on a tribe of winners so i never make it to tribal bc i DEFINITELY was/am the weakest linkâ ď¸
MIKEY
so. I FUCKING HATE THIS NEW TRIBE. THEY PICKING OFF ALL THE GOOD ORIGINAL CALUMMA MEMBERS AND MY GIRL JABARI LITERALLY JUST LEFT??? FUCK YOU JENNET. I KNOW THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU! But anyways, its me and jake vs all OG (insert other tribes name) and i think I'm going next lool fuck ME. this is very sad indeed and idk im upset but ima try my mf hardest
JAKE
https://youtu.be/OzrGekDCG8IÂ xoxo gossip girl
JENNET
jones and ethan on my tribe?? *blushes sm*
(a little later)
nervous about this tribe... ive pulled off three blindsides that ive helped orchestrate so if like if someone really wanted to look deeper into it.... they would be able to make a target out of me bc of it. definitely worried
(after cooking a fish)
this is basically an allstar team. everybody on here is a heavy hitter and that makes me worried bc if i wasnt the weakest link before, i definitely am now. wishing we had gotten rid of lindsay instead of jabari bc we just made another team stronger but it is what it is i guess
JONES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbTUvzatQrw
JESSICA
Today's song is "Ribs" by Lorde because I have played it on repeat all morning. Also I forget if I said for my last confessional but that song was "Sober", also by Lorde. Basically I love Lorde and my life is better because of it. This swap worked out super well for me! I really said in my host chat "Could I please be put on a tribe with Shane and Daisy?" and the hosts simply said "Okay". I have my final 3 back together and we also have Lindsay and Lovelis. Lindsay seems really cool so far and Lovelis and I have a good thing going so I feel very confident on this tribe. I really hope we do not lose because honestly? I don't want to vote out Lindsay at all. I like that she is active and she seems like someone who really is putting in effort whereas Lovelis, as much as I like him, just really hasn't been here. I would rather play this game with people who are more active so to me it's like.... Lindsay is absolutely not the obvious vote if we lose. Not even a bit! I'd love to do with her what I did with Mikey and make a separate f2 so that when we merge, she's someone who will keep the target off of me. I didn't tell my alliance about the idol because honestly I just don't anticipate using it at all. It expires so soon and I really only took it so that no one else would end up having it. Also.... I don't know, I didn't tell them right away because I was a bit busy at the moment we swapped and now it feels suspicious if I do tell them? Also who knows, maybe they would not find my story believable and think I have an idol up to final 5 which I just don't want! I'd rather throw the idol into the sea so it causes no problems. This immunity challenge is an interesting one. If I knew what was in the boxes, I would probably bet more, but I bet some of those boxes have bad things or nothing in them and I simply do not want that. If I had to guess, one has the other half to that idol, one probably has an idol clue, another maybe has extra idol searches.... maybe another has an idol nullifier? Or a vote peek? Really none of these are things that I need. They're all cool but I'd rather be immune thanks! As far as how I feel in the game, I really do want the Maples to be f3. I'd rather be at the end with my alliance and lose than flip and be there without them. Ummmm what other thoughts do I have.................... I think that might be it. My mind is empty but I'm still moving forward.
LINDSAY
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1L5Nzch65XLD_njxnIxLKwqUs5vqXcYot/view?usp=drivesdk
JESSICA
Also if we lose this immunity....... I'll be mad because I bet 0 on everything and I am STAYING that way!
JENNET
feeling increasingly bad for voting out jabari /:: idk it doesnt sit right with me in the grand scheme of things. obviously its a game but the fact that i genuinely upset somebody to that extent is so sick. idec that weâre going to tribal, i want to be voted out
ETHAN
3 tribals in a row... I don't for a freaking second believe that Jones and Nicol "made a mistake" with their bidding. This feels like throwing, and if it is, it means that: 1. they feel comfortable enough with Jennet to have a majority 2. they feel comfortable enough with Pete to have a majority 3. it doesn't matter anyway, they now have 2 boxes and potentially an idol or two they could use Either way, this is a freaking sucky situation, and Pete is being super sketchy. People keep making bad play after bad play so honestly, it is hard for me because I keep assuming that they will be doing all of these things to throw the wool over my eyes when they actually aren't doing anything.
JENNET
im annoyed im frustrated and im angry... why were so many points used?
(a little later)
here i am... again... in the middle guys vs girls.... um this sucks bc like me ethan pete didnt use alot of points and nicole and jones did so thats like sucky bc initially i wanted pete gone but like now theres no reason for it to be him
(after soaking in the sun)
nicole says that pippa told her to wait to see whats in the box, so that could mean tribal or that could wait next round. or what if its a comeback power? i literally have no idea what to do
(after making a pillow out of leaves)
okay so the plan is, we get to tribal. me ethan and pete vote for nicole. jones and nicole vote for pete. nicole uses immunity on herself, pete goes home. there are so many ways this could backfire and honestly if it sends me home than im okay with that. i just hate going to tribal so many times in a row
MADISON
I AM FREE FROM MY BROOKESIA PRISON. Current tribe dynamic on Furcifer: me/Sammy have been on the same tribe this whole time, me/Sammy/Jake were just on swap Brookesia, and i know Sam from OG Brookesia so the only person i'm just now meeting is Mikey and that stresses me out so much less than if we had merged or something. My gut is telling me that the idol is long gone and searching might just get me annoyed before it gets me an idol. On the upside, i still have time to find one if it's it out there because i highly doubt I'll be in trouble anytime soon the way my tribe keeps winning everything. ALSO: i only said that i thought Calumma would lose because Shane was on that tribe and i just felt like he would go big or go home but that's an issue to address when our paths cross again. If our tribe ends up going to tribal sometime soon, i would hope it would be the obvious choice to vote Mikey seeing as how i know him the least but idk maybe thats wishful thinking i dont want it to come to that.
SAMMY
Mikey has my heart on this tribe....YUP I really just wanna keep all the fun ppl...im missing daisy:// umm I did not bid on a single thing and I kind of regret it but also??? At least I am safe from tribal...but damn I really should have bid huh? Anyways not much is going on...ready to start playing a more individual game tho hehe
SHANE
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-WUq5wfYK3Xb1Y-KNZptfyagwvSff4cd
NICOLE
I cannot believe I risked being voted out only to NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY NEXT IMMUNITY!!!!!!! what a round, I'm so sad. But I hope I stay.
DAISY
from f15 https://youtu.be/-_meWPNctO0
PETE
itâs literally... dude.. why canât i just float to a merge whyyYYYYYYYYyyYyYyyyYyYy does it AAAALWAYS have to be so COMPLICATED like this is it this is the time im mufuckin ouutttiiieeeeeee that challenge was clearly thrown so like âđź it was fuuuun i hope yâall liked me enough to bring me back for whatever the next chameleon returnees thingy is uwu
(after being attacked by bees)
i know iâm paranoid and every tribal i feel sick to my stomach but nobody has talked to me today, except ethan about how fucked we are, itâs half an hour before tribal and no one really seems like they want to work with me. i still havenât heard a name
TRIBAL COUNCIL
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Training
Pairing: FBI!Stiles x Reader
Author: @ninja-stiles
Words: 2677
Authorâs Note: In relation to the new teen wolf trailer, this! Lol I wrote this in a couple hours and I think itâs cute? I mean itâs probably shit but I couldnât wait. I hope yâall enjoy! Thanks to my babe @mf-despair-queen for proofreading this for meeeeeee.
The sun shined through my blinds, indicating that morning finally came around after the long night of training I had with Stiles. Stiles Stilinski. Heâs the guy my boss had paired me with for the FBI training and itâs gets kind of awkward, since heâs a really attractive guy and most nights, he sees me in just a sports bra and spandex. The director had set up apartments for each of the trainees and their partners, resulting in Stiles being my roommate. Luckily, it was a two bedroom apartment. I squinted my eyes, groaning as I pull the duvet over my head, not wanting to be awake at the moment. As I try to get back to sleep, a knock on my door echoes off the walls.
 âGO AWAY,â I mumbled tiredly, feeling all the bruises on my arms and stomach, wincing a little when I turn around, facing away from the window.
 âCâmon, Y/N. Get up.â Stiles deep voice flowed through the wood. I bite my lip, always liking how he sounds when he first wakes up in the morning, or even in general. Heâs got such a great voice. The door opened, Stiles walking in, hearing his footsteps coming closer to the bed. He pulls my blanket away from me, his eyes widening as he noticed that Iâm not wearing any pants, turning around, facing the window.
 âStiles, you act like youâve never seen a girl in just a shirt and panties. You donât have to look away. You knew that I donât wear pants to bed, so you walked into this knowing what was gonna happen.â I smirked, getting out of my bed, walking towards my dresser as I can feel eyes on my back. I pulled my shirt up, looking at the bruise that was embedded on my ribs, running my fingers over it, hissing.
 âAre you okay?â Stiles asked, looking at the bruise on my ribs, walking over to me, placing his slender fingers against the black and blue skin. I grabbed his hand, flinching away from him and he looked at me, a sad expression on his face. âIâm so sorry, Y/N. I didnât want to be that rough on you, but you just werenât getting it right.â He sighed, sitting on the bed as a frown was present on his beautiful pink lips.
 âItâs alright. Thatâs our job, Stiles. Iâm going to end up getting hurt one way or another. Iâm a little glad that you were rough on me, because other people wonât be. So, thank you.â I muttered, placing a kiss to his cheek before I walk into the bathroom with some clothes, closing the door behind me.
 Oh god. Why did I just do that? Now heâs gonna think Iâm weird, damn it. I rested my head against the door, my eyes shut as I think about the feeling of his skin against my lips. Stiles always held a soft spot in my heart when weâd stay up late after a training session, Star Wars playing softly in the background as he told me about his life in Beacon Hills. He even told me about the supernatural, which I refused to believe at first until he had video chatted Scott, proving to me that heâs a werewolf.
 Stiles stared at the wall, shocked at what I had done. His hand grazed over his cheek where my lips had just been. His cheeks heating up, turning a pinkish color as a lopsided grin appears on his lips, looking towards the bathroom door. Donât do it, Stiles. You shouldnât let your personal feeling fall into the mix.
 I walked back into the bedroom, finding Stiles with a grin on his lips, playing with his fingers as he seemed lost in his thoughts. âStiles?â I asked, smiling as he jumped a bit, looking over to me, noticing I had gotten dressed. I look down at my outfit: my tie-dyed spandex shorts paired with a grey tank top and sports bra. âWhatcha thinkin about?â
 He shrugged, shaking his head as he stood up, wiping his hands on his basketball shorts, swallowing visibly. âN-Nothing. Just thinking about home again,â He lied, not looking into my eyes as he looked around the room. I let out an mhm, walking out of my bedroom, into the living room, grabbing my sneakers along the way. Stiles waited by the front door, leaning against the doorframe as I tied my shoes, running over to join him. âReady?â He asked and I nodded my head, both of us heading out the door, driving towards the FBI training center that was located in California. We walked inside, our gym bags strapped on our shoulder as I laughed at a joke he told me in the car, feeling peopleâs stares on us as we make our way to the ring.
 People always assumed that Stiles and I were together because of how much time out of work weâll spend with each other, but we live in the same space. How could you not spend time with your partner when you live together? Would you just sit in silence? Hell no. Weâll make the most of our time either watching netflix, eating, playing video games, or even talking to one another.
 We climbed into the ring, slipping my sneakers off. I like fight without shoes on. Itâs weird, I know. Stiles chuckled at my non-matching socks as I bounced on my feet, holding my covered fists in front of my face, the smirk prominent on my lips. âCâmon, Stilinski. Show me what you got.â He slipped his gloves on, licking his lips as we danced around the ring, no one taking the first move yet.
 âWhatcha waitin for, L/N?â Stiles smirked and I rolled my eyes, going around the ring once more before making my move. I tried to punch him in the face, but he dodged it, swiping his leg underneath my feet, knocking me to the mat. I let out a huff, getting back onto my feet, getting into position again.
 âGood one, Stiles,â I muttered, aiming for his stomach, but once again, he dodges my strike, grabbing both of my arms, pinning them behind my back, pressing his chest against my back. I could feel his breath hitting my neck, swallowing hard as my heart pounds against my ribcage.
 âCâmon, Y/N. You can do better than this, I know you can,â Stiles whispered into my ear, letting me go. I quickly swept my foot under his, knocking him over and he looks up at me in astonishment. I gave him a small smirk before he hits the back of my knees, my legs giving out as he crawled on top of me, pinning my arms to the mat. âYou are so off your game.â I rolled my eyes, his face inches from mine as he looks over my face. I look into those beautiful honey eyes of his as my breath hitches in my throat.
 His nose brushed against mine, my eyes fluttering shut as I come up with a plan. He moved his hands from my arms, resting them on each side of my head, his head inching closer to mine. I wrapped my legs around his waist, flipping us over, pinning his arms to the mat. âYou shouldnât get distracted, Stilinski.â I chuckled, biting my lip. He let out a huff, looking defeated as I got off of his lap, sticking my arm out to help him up. He stood up, giving me a smile when someone had cleared their throat. We both looked over, seeing the director standing outside of the ring, a stern look on his face.
 âStilinski, L/N. I see youâre training again,â He mentioned and both of us nodded our heads. âStilinski, I have a mission for you that hits close to home.â He told Stiles and he tensed up, leaning against the ropes.
 âWhat? What is it?â Stiles asked, eventually getting out of the ring, leaving me in it, watching the situation in front of me.
 âI need you and a team to go to Beacon Hills. Thereâs something thatâs happening there and we need to send guys out. I want you to go with them, since itâs your hometown.â Stiles nodded his head in agreeance. I bit my lip as the director patted his back before leaving, Stiles rushing out of the building.
 âSTILES! WAIT!â I rushed after him, grabbing my shoes, running towards his jeep. âStiles, youâre not actually going, right?â I asked, standing in front of his door, my hands against the window. He rolled it down, nodding his head and my face paled. âW-What if you get hurt?â
 âY/N, thatâs what training is for. Iâm gonna be fine. I know Beacon Hills like the back of my hand, plus these guys donât know what they would be dealing with. Nothing in Beacon is natural, thereâs always a twist. I have to go.â He leaned out of his window, pressing his lips to my forehead as he pulls out of the parking space, following the other cars, heading towards Beacon immediately.
 âGod, please be careful.â I muttered to myself, running my hands through my hair. I need to do something, I canât just sit here and wait. I ran back into the building, looking for the keys to the cars that the FBI owns, searching through the whole building. After about an hour of looking, I finally found one in someoneâs locker, shrugging my shoulders as I take it, getting into the car, driving up north.
 After getting lost, and the car breaking down, I walked towards the sign that said Beacon Hills, gulping as it looks dark and grey, raining a little bit. I place the FBI vest on, heading towards the shooting. I pulled my gun out, sneaking around the buildings as I try to find Stiles. Someone comes up behind me, kicking me in the back as I fall to the ground, groaning in pain. I turned onto my back just as the guy got on top of me, one of his hands wrapped around my throat, his eyes glowing. Holy shit. I punched him in the face, trying to gasp for air as his grip tightens, my other hand reaching for my gun. Someone else tackled him off of me, knocking him out and I got up, pointing my gun at him, my hands shaking with nervousness.
 âDonât shoot. Iâm on the good side,â He mentioned and I kept my eyes on him, his eyes glowing red. He stepped into the light, immediately recognizing him.
 âScott?â I asked, putting my gun away. His eyes turned back to their normal color, stepping forward, squinting his eyes, trying to see my features.
 âY/N? Oh my god, what are you doing here? Does Stiles know youâre here?â He asked many questions and I shook my head, pulling my hair up into a ponytail.
 âNo, he doesnât. I couldnât just sit around and wait. I had to do something.â I confessed as we walk back towards the main fight. Scott led me towards an alleyway, seeing a bunch of our guys running down it, two figures walking our way. Their features became clearer and one of them was Stiles, who was currently holding up another guy. âStiles!â I yelled and he looked over at me, his lips parting as he hands the guy to a Scott, trailing towards me.
 âY/N, what are you doing here?!â He grabbed my arm, pulling me to the side of the building. He noticed the bruising on my neck, pushing my head up, analyzing the wound. âWhat happened?â He questioned sternly, looking at me worried.
 âSome guy tried to choke me to death. Scott was the one that saved me,â I mentioned and his features softened, pulling me into a tight hug. I nuzzle my face into his chest, feeling his hands rub my back.
 âPlease, never do anything like that again. I donât know what would happen if I lost you, Y/N. You mean so fucking much to me,â He whispered, resting his forehead against mine, his hands rubbing my cheekbones.
 âI-I wonât. I just wanted to make sure you were okay. I couldnât sit around and wait for you to come back or not. Take me with you next time,â I muttered, our noses brushing as he nodded his head. I looked down at his FBI vest, biting my lip softly. âBy the way, you look so good in that.â I pointed to his jacket, his chest puffing out a little and I giggled, running my hands up his chest. I glance up at him, his eyes connecting to mine, one of his hands still resting on my cheek.
 âWell, you look pretty damn good yourself. Maybe someday I can just see you wearing that and nothing else.â He growled, his lips grazing my cheek as they heated up, my heart beating faster. âIâve wanted to kiss you for so long.â Stiles whispered, his lips now brushing against mine, my breath hitching in my throat again.
 âThen kiss me, Stiles. Kiss me,â I muttered, my eyes fluttering shut as he planted his lips on mine. My hands grip his vest, pulling him closer to me as I move my lips against his, letting out little moans. Oh my god. This is better than I imagined. After a few minutes we pulled away to catch our breaths, a loud bang ringing from closeby and Stiles wraps me in his arms, turning us away from the blast. He pushed a few baby hairs out of my face, breathing heavily as both of our hearts are pounding against our chests.
 âYou okay?â He asked and I nodded my head, loading my gun.
 âYeah, now câmon. Letâs save your hometown.â I smirked, both of us holding guns in our hands as we head into battle together.
 After we had won the fight, both Stiles and I were dirty and a little bloody. I had injured my wrist when one of the guys had attacked us from behind, but itâs only sprained. I was sitting on the ledge of the ambulance, rotating my wrist, wincing every once in awhile as Stiles walked up to me, his hands buried in his pockets, a smile on his lips. âReady to go home?â He asked and I nodded my head, taking his hand in mine, intertwining our fingers as I got into his jeep.
 Once inside out building, I flop down on the couch, pulling the vest off, throwing it to the floor, Stilesâ landing there as well. âGod, itâs been a long night.â I muttered standing up from the couch, both of us walking down the halls towards our rooms. I was about to go into mine when I turned around, facing Stiles as he was staring at his door. âHey, Stiles?â I asked and he hummed in response, facing me. âWould you want to sleep in my room, with me?â I bit my lip as he nodded his head repeatedly, his hands landing on my waist as he pushed me inside, closing the door behind him with his foot.
 âI thought youâd never ask.â He smiled, leaning down, connecting our lips in a loving kiss that quickly got heated. Stiles pushed me down onto the bed, meshing our lips together roughly as I run a hand through his beautiful chestnut locks. I pull away from him, my eyes drooping shut as he placed a kiss to my forehead, falling asleep with him hovering over me.
 Stiles chuckled, moving some hair out of my face as I began breathing heavily, falling into a deep sleep. He picked me up, moving the covers out of the way before laying me on the mattress, covering me with the duvet. Stiles slipped off his jeans and flannel, getting into your bed next to you, pulling me into his chest as he falls asleep next to me, a smile on his lips.
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â 92 statements tag â
i was tagged by jeonghanâs amazing gf @jeonghney for the 92 statementâs tag. thnk u my gold rose petal.
rules: answer these 92 statements and tag 10 people ! if there are questions that are too personal or you donât want to answer, skip them or make a new one :^)
THE LAST (1-5):
drink: h2o
phone call: oh gosh, i can hardly remember. pizza pizza? who doesnât deliver so thnks for soiling my day.
text: to a group chat.
song you listened to: exo - touch it bc i appreciate art.
time you cried: lmao like yesterday bc i was watching an emotional ep of hotel hell.
HAVE YOU (6-11):
dated someone twice: nope.
kissed someone and regretted it: i dont think so?
been cheated on: in uno yes.
lost someone special: yep.
been depressed: depression is received at many levels. extremely sad yes, but not depressed.
gotten drunk and thrown up: im the one holding ur hair back.
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS (12-14):
pink!!
light purple!!
silver!!
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU (15-21):
made new friends: lots irl n online!!
fallen out of love: yes.
laughed until you cried: yes everyday bc i gave myself a laugh n a half.
found out someone was talking about you: nope.
met someone who changed you: i havent met them!!
found out who your friends are: ive been with the same squad for 4 yrs n weâre just chillin.
kissed someone on your facebook list: i have never used fb a day in my life.
GENERAL (22-34):
how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: ^
do you have any pets: im living with 2 kitties right now!! but ive owned many different animals in the past.
do you want to change your name: she can stay as she is.
what did you do for your last birthday: my friends nd i booked a hotel room!!
what time did you wake up: 11:30am lol.
what were you doing at midnight last night: eating cereal!! every time i stay up past midnight i will eat cereal 2 celebrate all the hours of sleep im wasting.
name something you canât wait for: to hang out with my bffâs we have not seen each other all summer.
when was the last time you saw your mom: yesterday bc she broke into my room for m&mâs.
whatâs one thing you wish you could change in your life: hmm, idk. iâd like 2 be taller bc i cannot reach the popcorn shelf!!! :(
what are you listening to right now: a lot of dua lipa!!
have you ever talked to a person named tom: yup.
most visited website: tumblr / instagram / youtube / twitter
LOST QUESTIONS (35-64):
moles: a few on my arms n a trail thtâs up my shoulder. thtâs abt it
marks: i have a mark on the side of my head but my hair covers it. n one on my knee from when i fuckinj fell down a bridge.
hair color: blonde.
long hair or short: medium length is more fitting.
do you have a crush on someone: i would rather crush on a thumbtack than half the b*ys in my division. there are some nice girls tho!!
what do you like about yourself: some days there are many things!! other days thereâs like 2 things. so im not sure!! im just trying my best i guess!!
piercings: two lobe piercings on both ears n im set for an industrial.
blood type: i would know the scientific notation of the distance between earth and sirius b before i knew this.
nickname: i h8 when ppl make nicknames outta my real name so i dont have any.
relationship status: sasuke and i are going on a trip to berlin next fall.
zodiac: aquarius.
pronouns: she/her
favorite tv show: the office / teen wolf / house / american horror story / atlab
tattoos: nope.
right or left hand: right.
surgery: no surgeries.
hair dyed in a different color: ive been a blonde bitch my whole life.
sport: basketball / sleep.
vacation: i just got back from a vacay n it was gr8 i got 10/10 sky pics!!<3
pair of trainers: im rlly obsessed with shoes but ive been wearing the same vans for 5 yrs. (my feet never grow!!)
MORE GENERAL (57-73):
eating: i like eating watermelon, twix bars n marinated ribs!! just fuck me up.
drinking: iced tea n orange juice are my faves.
iâm about to: itâs just past lunch which means itâs time to eat breakfast.
waiting for: some mfâ motivation 2 punch me in the face so i can write some more today!!
want: i rlly want a specialized rice krispie spoon ive been trying for a year!!!! :((
get married: i just dont think ill ever like someone enough 2 wanna live in the same house as them for tht long.
career: an english or bilingual teacher. i wouldnt mind teaching chemistry either.
WHICH IS BETTER (65-73):
hugs or kisses: i rlly dislike physical contact so i would pick neither, but hugs!!
lips or eyes: eyes!!
shorter or taller: it does not matter.
older or younger: older, but i wouldnt mind if they were a few months younger.
nice arms or nice stomach: i have this weird attraction to forearms so. also next time u look at a junhui pic look at his wrists he has such nice wrists!!! what cream is he using??!?
sensitive or loud: this is so complicated. i rlly dont like loud ppl just bc im easily overwhelmed n agitated with their⌠over-boisterousness?? nd i will always protec the sensitive ppl n respect their tolerance levels. we just dont mesh well bc ill always worry abt hurting their feelings. u just gotta get someone who knows ur vibe. idk what im saying. i guess loud.
hook up or relationship: relationship.
troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker lol.
HAVE YOU EVER (74-83):
kissed a stranger: nope.
drank hard liquor: just picture tht vine of the kid goin âyo, all this vodka down the hatchâ then being completely revolted. thtâs me
lost glasses/contact lenses: every day of my life.
turned someone down: yes.
sex in the first date: nope.
broken someoneâs heart: yes.
had your heart broken: i rlly try not 2 wallow in those emotions n instead distract myself so not entirely.
been arrested: no but someone called the cops on me n my friend. (it was just a misunderstanding. i swear i wasnt doin a line of cocaine in an alley way or anything like tht tjgnjt4e)
fallen for a friend: yes!!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN (84-89):
yourself: *insert meme of me watching my own back*
miracles: it would be a miracle if junhui grew out his hair. but also chunks ahoy chocolate chip cookies.
love at first sight: not rlly. itâs usually falling for the idea of being with that person, instead of who they actually are as a person.
santa claus: im still waiting for my easy bake oven u jolly piece of shit.
kiss on the first date: maybe a cheek kiss? idk. a little spice is always nice.
angels: yes. who else is up there bowling?
OTHER (90-92):
favorite thing to do when youâre bored: zone off and completely disassociate.
do you wear socks to sleep: ive done it like 3 times. itâs not tht bad.
favorite movies: FLIPPED. captain phillips / my neighbour totoro / napoleon dynamite.
tagging : oh gosh idk (ofc this is optional!!) @jeonghangif / @sukaato / @meanei / @lolitasletters / @jaehyunsleatherpants / @boysbe / @seokshuas / @trbld-writer
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TVD 1x10 Review
Hi all! Welcome to the tenth review of TVD season 1. Considering that I havenât like sat down to watch a full episode of the past seasons of TVD in a few years and my memory might not be the greatest I think I will start with my usual disclaimer: I will write my thoughts in real time so if I make a mistake at the beginning of this post, it will be corrected by the end. There will be anti-Damon and anti-Delena sentiments (Iâm only mentioning these two because itâs the beginning of the series), and I feel the need to say that there may be some anti-Jenna sentiments too. I will probably bring up other shows and call attention to misogynoir, racism, anti-blackness etc. Ready? Letâs go. You know, I never get the sense that MF is affected by the vampirism, like we see that Damon has killed Tanner and Vickiâs friends and, well, everyone and while there are reports of animal attacks, it doesnât feel like the residents care or even know. With True Blood, everyone was on fucking edge because people kept dying, with Sunnydale people arenât exactly on edge but they know their town is weird with the constant mysterious deaths and because the stakes themselves are actually like End of the World big, we already get the hysteria of something terrible is about to happen so we need to stop it. Even in Teen Wolf, Beacon Hills is under curfew. Everyone is chillinâ in MF. Oh I bring this up because Logan Fell killed that random jogger because heâs a newbie vampire. âBut weâre a team, we can travel the world together!â When have you two ever actually been a team, though? Like in the past. Even when they liked each other as humans, Damon was never on Stefanâs team. He was Team Katherine. âKids are too young to be brought into this.â This is what Liz says about Stefan to Damon regarding the Council. âKids are too young to be brought into thisâ. This is what Liz says about the boy who is going to school with her daughter to the man she saw her daughter dating. Like SERIOUSLY TVD. Matt and Caroline legit look cute and them talking about TV is adorbz. Yes, Zal ships this POS with Queen Caroline, anons. I like how moody Elena gets when Bonnie is like, what kind of future could you have with Stefan even if he stayed? She just gets grouchy, lmao. I like how Damon says that he wouldnât have been so obvious about how he killed people if heâd been the one who killed the jogger as if his messy ass killing people isnât what alerted the Council about vampires coming back to MF in the first place. âUntil you become âweâ people ⌠we canât make it to the party, we canât make it to the game, we donât like the colour redâ lol. Loganâs transition still doesnât make sense to me. Damon said that he killed him but didnât turn him, another vampire found him and give him their blood --- Anna, but like, Logan was DEAD when Damon attacked him so like when the hell did Anna give him her blood? âFor once, Mayor, we actually know where our kids are.â WHERE COULD THEY BE IN A SMALL TOWN LIKE MF? Poor Matt. âItâs not a big dealâŚâ looking at Elena with those hopeful eyes and sheâs legit just ribbing on him like a friend. âWell you probably love herâ thereâs absolutely nothing to suggest that Logan loved Jenna. I love Dobsley standing next to each other, theyâre such an attractive pairing. I really like when Elena says âI appreciate you looking out for me but please if youâre going t leave then just goâ and her voice quavers as she says it because him being around but not being with her is painful. And their intense stare before Jenna comes and asks Elena to hide her from her ex-boyfriend. OMG I JUST BOOKED THAT WHEN LOGAN COMES UP TO ELENA AND STEFAN, STEFAN TAKES HER BY THE HAND. SO CUTE. LOL Stefan staring Logan down being like âDonât ever. Threaten me. Again.â And then walking away, Logan has no idea what to do with himself. With Damon he was snarky and actually pretty confident, with Stefan heâs like ⌠⌠⌠âBonnie, where are you Iâm ready to goâ OK Caroline but maybe Bonnie isnât? LIKE? And even HERE, we donât see what Bonnie wants to be when she grows up. Tyler draws, Caroline wants to be a broadcast journalist, Matt used to want to be an astronaut, Stefan wanted to be a doctor, we find out later Elena wanted to be a writer and Bonnie what, doesnât need to have any background because sheâs a witch? âAlpha male douchebagâ oooooooooooh werewolf reference. âYeah Iâm starting to see a lot of things, Stefanâ like the fact that he is a good man who will protect her and her friends and therefore a person sheâs in love with. Moon over Tyler, lmao, I booked that in season 1 too. Awww, the teary gazes between Stefan and Elena. And the SE love scene! Iâve written so many posts on it Iâm just going to link them here: http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/145263622105/can-you-compare-and-contrast-stelenas-first-love http://zalrb.tumblr.com/post/150643738095/whats-your-interpretation-about-cut-plumb-line Needless to say itâs such a transcendental scene. And I love that Elena gasps right before Stefan kisses her. Also, I like that âCutâ is an accompaniment to the scene, it doesnât overpower it. With DE scenes, what you remember is the song, you remember Never Let Me Go and I Was Wrong because itâs blaring and overpowers whatâs actually happening. With the SE scene, they are the main event and the song doesnât blare until after theyâve given themselves over to each other in the living room. I have it paused because my mother wonât leave me alone but itâs paused at when Stefan turns away from Elena and the expression on Paulâs face is full of such vulnerability and fear at Elena discovering the part of himself he hates the most. And when he says âElena I canâtâ it legit looks like it tears him up inside. Iâm just realizing I usually focus on Elena when I watch the âdonât hide from meâ scene but Iâm looking at Stefan and when she puts her hand on his face, the way his mouth parts, like being touched on his face affects him so deeply and thoroughly. Ninaâs shining fucking eyes man. Still love that she takes him by the hand and guides him to his own room in his own his house They want to talk about how the necklace is a DE symbol even though they focus on it during the SE love scene. Seriously, Elenaâs face when Stefanâs kissing her neck. OK so it turns out I did have a few things to say about the love scene. âLOOK, I like Caroline, she has this thing, this way about her and I like her!â SO high school. Yeah Matt, stand up to Tyler! I also like that Matt looks at Tyler like wtf is up with you when he just accepts that he likes Caroline and isnât being a raging douche bag. Also it still bothers me that theyâre friends considering how FOUL Tyler treated Vicki. Still totally love that Elena is in Stefanâs shirt, cuddling with Stefan after sleeping with Stefan, like you just want to be wrapped up in him, girl. Stefan being all considerate and asking if she needs a drink of water. And the way Elena is so giddy and cuddles his pillow. TOPLESS STEFAN. Here is the thing that bothers me. OK Elena is upset that Stefan didnât tell her she resembled Katherine, like fine, I get that, but why the fuck would she leave the vervain necklace, like that DOESNâT make sense. âBut maybe itâs a token of their relationshipâ yeah itâs also what keeps her from being compelled. LIKE. IT IS AN ILLOGICAL AND STUPID MOVE. I also want to know how the car works. Like, Bonnie consistently drives Elena to school but Elenaâs driving the jeep or SUV or whatever from Stefanâs place and itâs not the weekend so like, why does she get it tonight? Are she and Jenna sharing the car? Thanks for reading!
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Follow your nose to the tri-tip at the San Luis Obispo Farmers Market
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Follow your nose to the tri-tip at the San Luis Obispo Farmers Market
Why: Itâs a college metropolis surrounded through farmers and winemakers, and on Thursday nights, they shut down the main drag so that humans can devour, drink and concentrate to song.
What: The San Luis Obispo Farmers Marketplace, which runs 6:10-9 p.M. each Thursday, dates returned many years. Nowadays it fills 5 blocks and consists of fruits and vegetables from 37 neighborhood farms.
There may be commonly some live tune, along with chook, ribs, pulled pork, corn on the cob and that unique crescent-formed bit of pork, satisfactory while grilled over pink oak, it truly is referred to as tri-tip. Because, to paraphrase Norman Maclean, along the Critical Coast thereâs no clean line between faith and tri-tip.
Wherein: Higuera Street, between Osos and Nipomo streets.
How plenty: Itâs unfastened to browse, of path. And the motorbike valet carrier is loose.
Rules To Follow While Designing Your Companyâs Logo
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What Would Happen In A World Without Farmers?
Are you able to believe our global with out farmers? Our society does thoroughly at growing incredible consolation and in transferring one step forward to another in terms of technological gadgets and high tech approaches. Yet, one factor this is every now and then not given attention to, or minimum care for, are agricultural advancement. not many countries are trying to placed this in their list of excessive precedence traits. The focal point is more on industrialization. What will occur if anybody would jump into rather technological research and push aside making use of expertise to agriculture?
Even though we ought to consider a global thriving on tablets and no longer physical meals, we cannot believe general independence from carbon based totally things because most of our day by day desires are carbon based. Useless to say, farmers are imperative a part of our society. Thereâs no question about this however Thereâs also absolute confidence that farmers arenât given the proper regard for his or her noble undertaking.
In many societies, farmers are usually handled as belonging to the decrease magnificence.
In some jurisdictions farmers are being taken benefit of by way of massive landlords â and yes these landlords are those benefitting from the farmerâs blood, sweat, and tears. Tenancy is being practiced in exclusive international locations. The farmers who are working from the sunrise to nightfall do no longer even personal the land that they are tilling.
Agreements range. It is able to be that There may be pre-set percentage at the produce. Or theyâll foresee the target produce in step with hectare or acre and they will set a rate to be given to the land proprietor. The primary settlement gives the farmer better security because crop yields are very inevitable. It is dependent on both herbal occurrences and the care given by way of the farmer.
In tropical regions where storms or typhoons are as common as twenty in a year, farmersâ faith is placed nearly mostly on the fingers of Mother Nature. If the settlement reached is the second one, that is, a predetermined amount to be given. The farmer may also find himself indebted after the harvest if the vegetation are devastated. On the other hand, if the yield is a golden harvest, the farmer will benefit. This doesnât generally appear because landlords are wise and occasionally greedy.
In different cases, the farmer may very own the land that heâs tilling but he is held captive via businessmen who could offer loans for seedlings, fertilizers, and insecticides. The farmer has no different desire but to settle into an agreement that will deprive him a vast part of his yield.
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Nice Hickey
Bokuto, Iwaizumi, and Tendou with a s/o who loves to leave hickeys on them.
Bokuto Koutarou x Reader
Iwaizumi Hajime x Reader
Tendou Satori x Reader
Anon,,,, uhhh you know me..... I went feral writing this. Please, do not act surprised. Iwaizumi riles me up like no other, on gawd this man sends me into orbit. I canât keep doing this with him,,,,, gggggggg. Anyway, ummm </3 ?
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Bokuto Koutarou
Bokuto loves to kiss you, especially on your neck. In his mind, neck kisses mean he is going to get his dick wet
To Bokuto whenever he kisses your neck it is like his own silent way of saying he wants to fuck you. Or make love,,, whatever your preference isâŚâŚ Iâm not really a make love kinda girl hehehÂ
With that being saidâŚ.. Whenever you kiss along Bokutoâs neck or give him hickeys, he thinks he is going to get his dick wet. âKisses leads to sex, does it not?â-Bokuto
Bokuto is SO BEEFY and THICK, omgggg could you imagine holding onto his broad shoulders while pulling on his thick hair as you suck on his neck
Leave Bokuto breathless, do not be afraid to mark him upâŚ. Pretty boys like Bokuto deserve it
If someone points out his hickey Bokuto is likeâŚ. "What? What is a hickey??? Konoha, what are you talking about??"
Then the blonde rolls his eyes and pokes his finger into the bruise on Bokutoâs neck
Which makes the drama king yelp really loudly and hold his neck, covering any marks you left
I think Bokuto can get really shy and timid when someone talks about sex LMFAO stupid, I know but I feel like heâs just like oh,,,,, and gets really embarrassed
But then he will forget about it ten minutes later and play volleyball like itâs nobodyâs business, all while Konoha is standing there like wtfâŚâŚ just happened again?
âItâs a heart,â Bokuto sighs to himself as he looks in the mirror. He was changing out of his practice clothes to his school clothes so he can walk home when he noticed the mark on the left side of his ribs. âcute.â He finds himself muttering and starts wondering if he would be able to sneak into your house tonight.
Bokuto finds himself lucky.
A few hours later, after your family had gone to sleep, youâre sneaking Bokuto in through your front door.
âYou have to be quiet.â You give him a pointed look and Bokuto nods, innocent radiating off of him, right before he walks into your door. âWhat did I tell you, Kou?!â You whisper-yell and Bokuto dips his head sheepishly. Instead of saying anything else you place your hands on his back and push him into your room.Â
You continue to nudge him all the way to your bed, letting him fall onto your blankets and pillows. Even the simple touch of feeling his muscular back sent a kiss of heat down to your stomach. Eagerly, you climb on top of him and rest your thighs on either side of his hips. You flip your hair onto one side of your neck and stare down at Bokuto, your eyes flicker from his golden irises to his lips before a smirk appears on your face.Â
In a very teasing manner, you lean down to ghost your lips over his own then you ignore him at the last second. Instead, you go to kiss his collarbone, you let your lips rest over his pulse along his neck before sucking on the skin. Bokuto immediately grabs your hips and pulls you flush against him, a moan flying past his lips before he can even stop it.
âWhat did I tell you?â You snap and Bokuto can only stare at your lips, nodding at whatever youâre saying. You sigh and roll your eyes before leaning down to his ear. âYou need to be quiet Kou, can you do that for me?â At the very obedient nod you receive, you know he wonât be able to stay quiet. Youâre still willing to risk it all though, just for him.
Iwaizumi Hajime
Please, I just thought about that fan art of Iwaizumi shirtless,,, gaaawwwd I need a minuteÂ
I canât get over the thought of being able to mark up THE Iwaizumi Hajime,,,, itâs making me acting up,,,, heâs so pretty and gorgeous and big,,,,,,, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TTTTTTTTT and Iwaizumi would probably hold your hips as your lips work his skin and every time the pleasure gets too much heâd squeeze you in his hold,,,,,,,,, I know he would grind up into you too and buck his hips all while groaning so deliciously and omggg im literally panting-
Anyway, Iwaizumi is such a shy wittle baby.... You know he is rather private about his affairs,,,,,
Heâd be so cute if you left hickeys on him, heâd turn so red and his blush would be so precious
I feel like heâd get embarrassed if his friends point out his hickeys, like if he got called out on it
Hanamaki and Oikawa would snicker in the corner of the locker room like the gossips they are, pointing and laughing at Iwaizumi
And of course, Iwaizumi is like âwhat the fuck do you guys wantâ and then Oikawa is like âoh, allow meâ
Then heâd point out his bestieâs hickey and make comments about Iwaizumi getting his ass handed to him by you
Of course, Hanamaki is in the corner in TEARS like the clown he is and Iwaizumi can neither confirm nor deny Oikawaâs statement
Then the locker room would go all quiet and that would just make Hanamaki wheeze even harder like baby boy needs a fucking inhaler
âH-Hajime,â You cry, drawing out his name as Iwaizumi continues to thrust into you. His biceps bulge as he pins you against his chest with his arms wrapped around your waist. Iwaizumi grunts and rests his forehead on your shoulder, pinching his eyes together in an attempt to focus on anything but the way youâre squeezing around him so tightly.
âRelax, baby girl.â He says and kisses your shoulder, his lips leave a trail of fire in their wake and you arch into him. Your chest rubs against his own and Iwaizumi bites his to tongue to hide the way he moans at the feeling of your soft breasts.
Iwaizumi Hajime is not delicate when you fucks you, he doesnât know how to be delicate. He leaves too many marks and roughs you up to the brink of tears, but afterwards he is always so sweet with you that it could give you a toothache.
Something has Iwaizumi on the edge and you canât figure it out. If only you knew it was because he saw the hickeys littering his hips when he was getting dressed for school yesterday. It fueled him with an insatiable need that only you can satisfy.
âPlease, Hajime, more. I need more.â You beg and begin to lick his neck, your hot tongue makes Iwaizumiâs hips stutter slightly and causes a shiver to run up his spine.
âOh, I can tell by the way youâre sucking me in. I can barely move.â Iwaizumi pants against your shoulder and you wiggle your hips at his words. Itâs so hot, too fucking hot.
Iwaizumi wants to keep teasing you, wants to keep you begging just like this. He wants to see how much you will say and do, just how pretty you look when you are begging for his cock. With that thought in mind, he keeps thrusting into you but doesnât notice the way his happy trail stimulates your clit. The little patch of hair makes you nearly sob and you bite down hard on Iwaizumiâs neck, no doubt leaving a mark.
âH-Hey!â Your boyfriend barks weakly and you continue to fall into a sloppy mess on his lap. âAll this for my cock? Hmm?â Iwaizumi canât help the pride swell in his chest at just how weak he makes you.
Tendou Satori
Tendou,,,, Satori the precious light of my life
This motherfuckerâŚ.. the second your lips touch your neck heâs like âoh a b0ner!â
And then he tries to play it off like,,,,,, âAngel, Iâm just happy to see you~~~â
Tendou loves when you leave hickeys on him, he adores being pampered in your affection and just lusts over the feeling of your hands running across his chest as you grind shamelessly into his lap
And yes, he loves when you leave marks like hello! A mf wants to show off,,,
Heâd walk around practice and act like he has the biggest dick, not like anyone can see his hickey though because you teased him by only leaving a tiny barely visible mark just below his ear
Tendou loves to brag about you and talk about you and think about you, so whenever someone aka Semi calls him shamelessâŚ.. Tendou is like âoh you mean THIS? This lovely hickey my s/o left for me because they love me so much?!â
And then Tendou would call Semi a virgin and walk away like won an all kill
We all know damn well Semi isnât a virgin, next.
Even though Tendou loves when you give him hickeys, just know that the only thing he loves more is giving you some hickeys of your own~~
You moan softly against Tendouâs skin, sucking a bruise into his pale neck before pulling away. Tendou always looks so hot underneath you, maybe itâs the agitation twitching in his fingers from not being in charge or maybe it is the way his eyes darken like he wonât be able to hold back anymore. Whatever it is, all you know is that you love when Tendou is underneath you.
Tendou, however, doesnât like it nearly as much as you do.
âNo, itâs my turn.â Tendou growls and flips you over onto the bed. Just seconds before you were on top of him, grinding against him slowly as your lips teased his jawline. You kept nipping at any spot you saw fit, under his ear and above his collarbone, anywhere you knew got him weak. Tendou settles down between your legs, dipping his hips to thrust his clothed core over your own. He smirks when your head tilts back against the pillows and your chest arches into the air.Â
âMine.â He mutters as he claims the valley of your breasts. He pulls down the front of your shirt, no doubt stretching the neckline in order to mark you up as his own. Tendou wastes no time in lapping at your skin. His tongue licks a broad stripe up before latching his mouth onto the top of your right breast, he sucks on the skin and gently bites down with his teeth.
You bite the inside of your cheek, pinch your lips together, you do anything to keep your moans from slipping out. Youâre still pissed at him for stopping your previous actions. Tendou glares up at you, his red irises pick up on your annoyed face and he sneaks his hand under your shirt to pinch your nipple in retaliation.
âS-Satori!â You gasp and lightly tap the back of his head, appalled at his bold actions.
âThere we go,â He grunts and rolls his hips against yours once more, ripping a moan out from your throat. âah, there we go.â Tendou hums in appreciation at the noises and heads right back to marking up your chest.
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