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[somuchforahobby]

what didn't stay in vegas

Summary: Ever since your arrival at the BAU Derek had been constantly flirting with you, but not his usual Garcia-sweet talk, he was all in. You had gotten used to it and actually rehearsed your comebacks. But there was someone who wasn’t so fond of it. Tags: Secret relationship / Derek is a flirttt / Hotch is jealous Warnings: once again I did not dare to write s m u t Words: 1.5K GIFS belong to: @hqtchner Read on AO3

“Hey, babygirl, how about we head for some drinks to relax after this?” He asked you as the team walked out of the precinct. 

“Oh, that’d be great! Spence can give us some tricks to survive in his hometown” You actually were interested in the offer.

“I meant in my room, sweetheart.”  He winked at you.

“Nice try, Morgan.” You laughed on his face. “We’re in sin city and I ain’t no saint.” You turned to see your secret boyfriend for a second before anybody could notice. His eyes darkened and a small smile appeared on his face.

“Sin with me, darling. I swear it’ll be worth it.” His hand landed on your waist but you removed it with your elbow.

“Those who brag are never good.” You answered over your shoulder.

“There’s only one way to find out.”

“My God, get a damn room.” Emily broke the tension, tired of the exchange, and the rest of the team went quiet.

~

“It’s starting to get annoying” Aaron said against your lips once you were alone in his hotel room. “I will suspend him” he punctuated every word with a kiss.

“Don’t be so resentful, he doesn’t know I’m yours” 

“He doesn’t know what?” He pretended not to listen so you’d repeat. You laughed.

“That I’m yours” You gave him a peck on the lips.

“Besides, you can’t blame a man for trying” You kissed him again and your hands quickly worked his tie to undo the knot. A soft moan left his mouth.

“No, I can’t” he pushed you against the wall to attack your neck, while unbuttoning your shirt.

“Just because you got there earlier” 

He stopped his way to your chest to stand back and looked you in the eyes.

“Is that the only reason why?” His hand was on your jaw, holding your face upwards to maintain eye contact. He was analyzing you.

“Of course not” you bit your lower lip aware of the effect it had on him but with his thumb set it free by pulling your chin.

His eyes dangled through your face, not certain of what he was looking for.

“Oh, come on, honey, just fuck my brain’s out.” Your hands were working on his buckle but he grabbed both your wrists, lifting them above your head, holding them with one hand while the other returned to cup your cheek.

“Mmm” his furrowed brows accusing you of a crime you didn’t commit. “I don’t think you’ve earned it”

“I was real’ good today!” He smiled at your attempt. “I did not tease you in front of the team and I almost didn’t look at you.” Your innocent eyes were driving him mad.

“But you flirted with other men.”

“No, I rejected the flirtations from other men.”

“Mmm” he kept you in the same position, examining your micro expressions.

After a few seconds in silence he kissed you devotedly and softly. “I’m not really in the mood for a role-play today, honey.” He let go of your wrists and wrapped his arms around you, “I really need you.” He’d barely separate your mouths to talk. You just followed his lead to the bed, mimicking the same tenderness he was applying on your body.

~

“Is everything okay?” You asked after you finally came down from your high, head resting on his chest.

“Yeah, it’s just—“ he yawned, “not in the mood to tie you and spank you after all we saw today” he kissed your head sweetly. “Rest, you need it.” He tickled your ribs before turning your body sideways to spoon you.

As it was usual, you fell asleep in his arms.

~

His lips tracing your spine woke you up.

“What time is it?” You asked, still half asleep.

“5:45” He answered and kept kissing your bare back.

“Time for my walk of shame” you turned to see him and placed a peck on his lips. You adored the sight of him in the morning, without stress, without furrowed brows, all half lidded eyes, disheveled hair and warm skin.

“What if I steal this for today?” You asked, trying on his discarded shirt from last night.

“Why would you?” He asked, amused, still lying on the bed.

“So I can brag about the amazing man I spent the night with.” You teased him.

“It has my initials embroidered in the cuffs, I don’t think it’s a good idea” 

“I can fold them”

“No.” It was an order. “I wore it the whole day, it’s dirty.” You smelled the arms.

“It smells like you.”

“So, sweat” He laughed.

“Lotion,” you started walking round the bed “soap”, another step, “manly”, another step and he laughed, “smells like amazingly hot man” you straddled his lap and his hands quickly found your legs.

“I don’t approve”

“You’re not my boss in here.” You leaned down for another passionate kiss.

~

“Why have you chosen to punish me today?” Derek asked you the minute you crossed the precinct door.

“What you mean?” You asked, puzzled.

“You are hiding your body, babygirl, that’s just mean.” His face was filled with fake pain.

You ended up styling the shirt with straight jeans and converse, folding the cuffs to your elbow. It almost looked like a normal oversized shirt.

You took a glimpse of Aaron and he was reading some files in front of him, completely ignoring the conversation.

“That’s a man’s shirt” Spencer pointed out and the edges of your boyfriend’s mouth curled up.

“Is it?” Emily grabbed your shoulder and looked in your eyes. You only nodded. “You dirty girl.” She clapped and smiled.

“I also take trophies from my victims.” You gave the team a proud grin. Derek sighed in frustration.

When you looked up again, Aaron still had a proud smile on his lips.

~

You ended up wrapping the case that day and flying back at night.

“Now that we’re free, let’s talk about your victim.” Emily asked, she was in the seat in front of you.

“Well, he is great in bed.” You started off strong and saw Aaron blush on the other side of the plane as he read the newspaper. “A true gentleman, can’t wait to see him again.”

“Too bad you left him in Vegas” Derek interrupted your conversation.

“Yeah, maybe he could’ve given you some tips on how to treat women.” You answered, amused.

“And, where did you meet him?” JJ continued the interrogation after Morgan walked away.

“Uh” You struggled finding an answer and saw Aaron smiling even harder. “In the hotel.”

“What? Where? How?” Emily was yelling at this point. “You always get laid with random guys on the way and I never understand how you even meet them.”

“I’mma tell Hotch you’re not focused on the cases but on crossing all the states off your list!” JJ threatened.

“We eyed each other during dinner in the hotel, after you guys left to the Casino we got to talking, one thing led to another and that’s that.” You were a great storyteller and even better liar.

“Damn, you. Maybe I’m getting old and rusty.” Emily was analyzing you.

“I happen to know that it is not a problem” you teased. 

“How old?”

“I didn’t ask, my guess is around 45” 

“Single?”

“Mmm” you certainly had not thought about the civil status of your fake fuck buddy. “Yeah, he wasn’t wearing a ring.” 

“Nobody wears a ring in Vegas.”

“Baby, you out there fucking married man instead of staying home, ts ts ts” Derek scolded you.

“Fuck, it’s freezing here.” You wanted to shift the conversation & started unfolding your cuffs to cover yourself but you remembered the embroidery and decided to stand up and get a sweater from your bag. When you passed through Derek, he caught your wrists screaming.

“It has his name embroidered!” You freed yourself before he could read it.

“Leave me alone, Derek.” You were getting upset and Aaron raised his eyes from what he was reading to check on you.

“Morgan” he alerted, bossely.

You were opening the luggage compartment trying to reach for your bag, Derek chased you trying to read your cuffs.

“Derek, leave me alone” You were squirming under him while reaching for your bag.

“Babygirl” him laughing was the only thing avoiding him to restrain you. “Let me read it!”

“Get over it!” He grabbed your wrist and brought it close to his eyes.

“Morgan!” Your boyfriend’s voice made him drop your wrist and take a step back. Aaron was already standing next to you two with his usual frown. “Leave my girl the fuck alone.” He put an arm around your waist while the other got your bag and handed it to you. All while maintaining eye contact with Derek.

Derek showed his palms in surrender and walked away, the rest of the team all had their mouths open in shock.

Once you were alone enough you turned to see Aaron, surely surprised as well.

“I had enough of hiding” he said before leaning down to kiss you.

“Well that didn’t stay in Vegas” you heard Emily’s voice chuckling in the back.

[softestqueeen]

✧*̥˚ spencer reid fic recs part 5 *̥˚✧

gif from @hqtchner

a/n: *heavy sigh* another month, another fic rec list! yes, i am insane, you know the drill.

i had to split this into three posts, fluff , smut, and angst/hurt/comfort becasue there were so many 😭😭

✨ favourites

part 1 I part 2 I part 3 I part 4 I part 5 I my criminal minds masterlist

✧*̥˚ fluff*̥˚✧

admirer by @gf2bellamy

convention by -//-

sleep by -//-

headscratches by -//-

boyfriend!spencer hcs by @ihatethecrowdsyouknowthat

cats out of the bag by @laufeysvalentine

missing kiss by @spidercatweb

moments of glad grace by @miedei

bed chem by @dearlenore

cosmic love by @cherrygarcia-07

readers back by @siriuslylantsov

shut-eye by -//-

drunken confessions by -//-

thirty-six hours by @reiding-writing

theoretical knowledge vs. practical application by @eternlmoonshine

r.e.m. by @gold-onthe-inside

it's so sweet by @l0vergirlwrites

in infinite universes by @nereidprinc3ss

golden hour by @patchs-curiosity-corner

the scent of her by @casedclosedbye

ton 618 by @vatelixx

your star next to mine by @notlongtolove

spence headcannons by @jsmainblog

sfw alphabet by -//-

lovely love letters by @amorre1989

wedding night by @spxfav

if you want your work removed, dm me!

[silk-spun]

good god almighty.. look at my man

(@hqtchner’s gifs)

[andromedasstarship]

📅 🐷 📏 🎥 LOVE U BESTIE!

cia!!!! so much love for u bestie

📅 your birthday

july 4!!!

🐷 junk food you can never get enough of

oh god im a SUCKER for hershey kiss ik that’s technically a candy but i go CRAAAZY for ‘em

📏 how tall are you

so embarrassing im 5’1 or 154cm

🎥 fave film

coraline!! (pride & prejudice 2005 is close behind)

[winterscaptain]

Hey! Just popping in your ask to let you know that I adore ajf so much!

It is actually one of the first fics I’ve read when I joined the fandom and I am surprised and amazed at how much details you put in your work — I never knew that there’s more you can do to increase the depth of the fic (I hope you know where I’m going with this aha).

you’re a brilliant writer and your content is chefs kiss!!! I always look forward to your updates :) I hope you have a wonderful day!

thank you my love!! i adore you and send all my love and thanks for the fantabulous edits and gifs and videos you put together!! you’re amazing!!

[moreidsdaughter]

you’re on my list as well !!!!

agafshsvzg! I AM HONORED!

[arthursknight]

Congratulations on 300!!!!!!

THANK YOU BB!!!!! i cannot believe

[jetaime-jespere]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Ahhh!!! Cia, thank you so very much 😍😍 this made my day for sure. Such a great picture of Hotch! A very happy Valentine’s Day to you as well - and congratulations on 600!!! You are so talented and I love everything you create! Have a wonderful day!♥️

[andromedasstarship]

LITERALLY HOWD YOU DO THIS!!!! I HAD NO EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS ONE AND ITS ??????? SO AMAZING!!! UR TALENT IT OUT OF THIS WORLD IM LITERALLY SO 🗣😳 THIS IS NEXT LEVEL CIA!!! brb as i star at this for 10 hours to take in all the detail im literally 😳🤩

BAU Elite 7 x Netflix

took a long time for me to make this haha, enjoy!

my birthday special edit!

a special thank you to: @scandinavian-punk , @joodeduarte , @honeyharreh and @andromedasstarship for joining in :) 

bau social media series masterlist

Moreid - Dumb and Dumber

JJ - Lucy

Hotchniss - Mr and Mrs. Smith

Rossi - The Chef Show

Morcia - When Harry Met Sally

elite 7 movie/tv show posters

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Legolas, to Boromir and Gimli: Aragorn has been spending a lot of time with Merry lately, I wonder what he’s been up to

Gimli: Why don’t we find out

*chaotic trio, pressing their ears against the door*

Merry: Alright boss man, today is popular culture lesson #8 and I am teaching you how to clap 👏 back👏

Aragorn: What is clap 👏 back 👏

[unsaidreginald]

*luke and alex circa. 1995*

luke: *taunting him* ooh you wanna kiss me so bad

alex: *deadpan stare* and what if I do

luke: ERROR101 *luke.exe has stopped working*

[softestqueeen]

✧*̥˚ spencer reid fic recs part 5 *̥˚✧

gif from @hqtchner

a/n: *heavy sigh* another month, another fic rec list! yes, i am insane, you know the drill.

i had to split this into three posts, fluff , smut, and angst/hurt/comfort becasue there were so many 😭😭

✨ favourites

part 1 I part 2 I part 3 I part 4 I part 5 I my criminal minds masterlist

✧*̥˚ angst/hurt/comfort *̥˚✧

french perfume by @awordsmith

beneath his gaze by @imreidswifey

lights, lyrics and love by -//-

in my dream, i'm fixing your crutch by @notlongtolove

to be an accountant of the heart by -//- ✨

like a lover by -//-

free now by @g4rvez-r3id

his favourite doctor by @dearlenore

you can let it go by @reidrum

date by @gf2bellamy

enough by -//-

exhaustion by -//-

home with you by @i-get-obsessed-fast

all those dreams where you’re my wife by @anhedoniawrites

messy by @mariont

pulse point by -//-

look after you by @stardust-thief

migraine by @vanteguccir

more of you to worship by @esot-erika

if you want your work removed, dm me!

[huntmavs]

welcome to my sideblog!

@hqtchner is my main acc

this is where my multifandom self comes out :)

[hakurasakura]

yes I’m back

[andromedasstarship]

STORI BESTIE! CONGRATS ON 200! 💖🙌 I AM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU <3

for your celebration thingy, can I have all the moots one?

sweet cia!!! anything for you

a. ill post a lil handwritten note for you + b. ill post a very bad doodle that just kinda reminds me of you/your vibe/our relationship

literally.....dont even ask about the doodle hfjfjfkdjenf i HOPE youve seen that shemar meme

c. ill post which movie/song/tv show reminds me of you the most

song- canyon moon by harry styles. this song reminds me of the beach + late night drives during the summer when i was at a very like 'YA movie cliche growing up, happy adventure vibes' period in my life and you remind me of the beach + like driving through an open tunnel with ur friends screamin & laughing

[winterscaptain]

rossi, blake and callahan!!

david rossi: what would you cook if you were hosting a dinner party? 

greek food! pastitsio, lamb, tzatsiki, rice pilaf, and rice pudding!

alex blake: how many languages do you speak?

two, working on number three and four! i am fluent in english and american sign language. i am currently working on greek and russian, and can get around in french, spanish, and italian. 

kate callahan: what’s your karaoke song?

something by the beatles or sunday morning by maroon 5