#hrh

[trexalicious]

100% true...

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Grifters Gonna Grift the HRH

No one loves her own signature and handwriting more than Meghan Markle:

For the Netflix show she signed: "With love, Meghan"

She loves her own signature & handwriting so much that she literally put it all over the cheap packaging for her merchandise

She loves her own handwriting so much that she ominously inscribed 2025 in the sand while maniacally cackling on the beach

For her own name tag she wrote "Meg," and over the years she has repeatedly said that none of her friends refer to her as Meghan, "All my friends call me 'Meg' "

For a gift to a six (6) year old child, she enclosed a handwritten, fauxligraphy (cursive) note and signed her name

On camera for Netflix, she plagiarized the author of the book: The Art of the Handwritten Note

...but for her new BFF & neighbor (QVC Jamie), she personally hand delivered a care package & enclosed an UNSIGNED, personalized index card: "With the Compliments of HRH¹ THE Duchess of Sussex"

¹The Invisibles were never gifted HRH status which is another indication that the Spare and his "unadvisable²" wife KNOW very well that under NO circumstances should they EVER use "HRH." They inappropriately use it to curry favor in the UK courts, and now she's revealed her intention to use it for any and everything in America.

²Tina Brown described Meghan Markle as "unadvisable" because although she is offered the best advice, she rejects good advice and does what she wants to do because she alone knows what's best, momma knows best.

[britanniabay]

[homo-del-reyyyy]

Sick of seeing your nazi shit on my dash. Transphobes get the knife

[valleeeeejo]

me having to explain myself when i wear an especially tomboy ahhh outfit

[ejnherjar]

My helios images pt 1 maybe

[fugamalefica]

Things I would change about His Right Hand

Voldemort's love interest is Biham, not Mila.

Mila is a little girl with a crush on Voldemort. Voldemort originally only keeps her around as a toy he's amused by, but they slowly and organically grow closer as it's revealed that she is secretly Voldemort's daughter, which is why Malynda is so against their relationship. Finding that out only makes Mila hornier for him, but Voldemort is only interested in incest with Biham (who's his secret son) so he takes her under his wing as a mentor and grows to care for her, but only platonically.

Cassie's father is actually Draco.

Plus size Mila.

Draco and Malynda get together when Mila is in Azkaban and co-parent Cassie.

When Mila gets out of Azkaban, the three become a throuple.

Cassie joins the polycule when she turns 20.

Comet makes a Horcrux and lives forever, as all cats must do.

[sineril]

Misc sketches (feat. 🎧🎸,🍕🍣)+umamusume au(?) (Genderbend)

[feminazipunk]

some toooooooootallluyyy

super amazing epic

stamps / blinkies

that i've collected .. ,... ,,, 🪱🪱🪱🐌

(in rainbow order.. kinda)

[trexalicious]

The Princess of Wales, 43, has attracted huge brands, including Lego and Ikea, to endorse her project for under fives...❤️

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Children of the Corn:

"My grandmother wanted the UK taxpayers to pay my security costs!!"

I could care less that my grandmother told us NOT to use HRH under any & all circumstances

I could care less that my grandmother requested that her childhood pet name, "Lilibet," be RETIRED

Although my "children" were never HRH, we DEMAND that friends & teachers play pretend that they inherited this privilege

Meghan to Oprah: "...I almost lost my name!"

2021: "That old woman doesn't own the name Lilibet!! I will steal it and merchandise it for my own personal use."

2025: "I'm Sussex now!"

[britanniabay]

Happy Birthday!!!

[littlepawz]

A funny and true story about the Queen:

Around 2005, the Queen and her Personal Protection Officer, Dick Griffin, were walking alone one afternoon in the hills near the Scottish royal castle, Balmoral.

Two tourists approached them, and engaged in conversation. Griffin recalls:

"There were two hikers coming towards us, and the Queen would always stop and say hello.

"They were two Americans on a walking holiday.

"It was clear from the moment we stopped that they hadn't recognised the Queen, which was fine.

"The American gentleman was telling the Queen where they came from, where they were going next, and where they'd been in Britain.

"I could see it coming, and sure enough, he said to Her Majesty: 'And where do you live?'

"She replied: 'Well I live in London, but I've got a holiday home just the other side of the hills.'

"He said: 'How long have you been coming up here?'

"She replied: 'I've been coming up here ever since I was a little girl, so over 80 years.'

"You could see the cogs whirring, so he said: 'Well, if you've been coming up here for over 80 years, you must have met the Queen.'

"Quick as a flash, she said: 'I haven't, but Dick here meets her regularly.'

The hiker then asked Griffin what the monarch was like in person.

"Because I was with her a long time, and I knew I could pull her leg, I said: 'Oh, she can be very cantankerous at times, but she's got a lovely sense of humour.'

"The next thing I knew, this guy comes round, puts his arm around my shoulder, and before I could see what was happening, he gets his camera, GIVES IT TO THE QUEEN, and says: 'Can you take a picture of the two of us?'

"Then we swapped places, and I TOOK A PICTURE OF THEM WITH THE QUEEN.

"And we never let on, and we waved goodbye.

"Afterwards, Her Majesty said to me: 'I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he shows those photographs to his friends in America, and hopefully someone tells him who I am'."

[valleeeeejo]

pushing through the cold to smoke and blog on my stoop… idc ! idc!

[teddypickerry]

blessed with beauty and rage ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[andreeamq]

Even as a little boy, Charles began to show signs of the consideration and thoughtfulness for others that were to endear him to millions around the world when he grew older.

Whereas his more rumbustious sister, like her mother before her, relished walking backwards and forwards in front of the sentries, causing them to present arms each time she passed, Charles preferred to admire their scarlet tunics, flashing brass buttons and tall busbies at a respectful distance, no doubt to the intense relief of the guards on duty.

Queen Elizabeth ll and Princess Anne liked to annoy the sentries 😂