#hyper babbles

[delinquentkru]

the way langdon's head SNAPS over to mel when she says “they’re still talking” ????? she literally didn’t even sound that upset my guy. you’ve known her for an HOUR. this is NOT normal buddy.

[princess-sprout]

they would make such a hot ass couple

it’s such a shame i have to save treviso bc there’s no way rook de riva would let her city get blighted, but i wishhhh she could date neve

[twistedappletree]

Zhuiling gift-giving is so funny for me to think about because i can see Lan Sizhui being like “happy birthday a-ling, i named a star after you! 🥰” and on LSZ’s birthday, Jin Ling just hands him a huge gift bag full of random stuff like “i didn’t know what to get so i got you everything” and whenever LSZ pulls something out of the bag, JL says “you mentioned you like this specific brand of pens. you told Jingyi who told Zizhen who told me that you might maybe want a new notebook. you glanced at this ceramic cat figurine for 1/8th of a second while we were leaving that antique shop 5 months ago”

[jeonsupershy]

*wonu's voice* my grandiose dream😭💎🩷🩵

[blabberoo]

Do you think driftguard is a couple at a wrong time and place.

Do you think guardian was his first love after being a lone drifter for so long.

Do you think drifter only became kind and helpful, because that's what guardian would've wanted.

Do you think he wouldve met the people he has today if it werent for guardian's influence on him.

Do you think drifter is waiting patiently to see guardian again.

[theimpossiblescheme]

I came to a realization listening to the NPC dialogues from Bloodborne. Since we don't have Patches playing his usual role in this game, the Skeptical Man in Oedon Chapel takes over his role of warning us about some of the NPCs. But the key difference is that Patches, despite his smarmy cynicism, is a genuinely good judge of character--every time he tells us not to trust someone, he's right. And most of the characters he accuses are people in positions of power, notably Lautrec the knight who murders the poor imprisoned Fire Keeper, and Petrus the lying cleric who leaves three of his cohort to die. You can argue that in Petrus's case, it's just his bias against clerics talking, but given what almost all of the clerics in Dark Souls preach and who to, it's hard to hold that disdain against him.

But in Bloodborne, the Skeptical Man can never look past his own deep mistrust for everyone around him (again, hard to blame him in a place like Yharnam), and he ends up with the exact wrong read on everyone who accompanies us to Oedon Chapel. Not only that, but everyone he accuses is just as powerless as him: a traumatized old woman, a sex worker minding her own business, and a disabled man who truly wants to help people. The only one he doesn't accuse is Adella, a nun of the Healing Church, which certainly indicates who he's willing to give the benefit of the doubt and who he isn't. And there's also the way he frames himself--while Patches knows that he's a scoundrel, but there are far worse scoundrels than him out in the world, the Skeptical Man clearly thinks of himself as a good and honest man who can see past everyone else's deceit. He's not just wrong, he has to be self-righteous about it.

[jaxyscreams]

I HAVE ANSWERS FROM PHYSICAL THERAPIST

I HAVE HIP DYSPLASIA

I HAVE AN OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS AND NO MORE GUESS WORK

MY HIPS TURN 90 DEGREES

THE NORMAL AMOUNT IS 45!!

THIS SHOULDVE BEEN NOTICED WHEN I WAS 3!!!!!

[beepboop260]

Since you're cool with hyper, thoughts on hyper pet!Theodore? Would James enjoy seeing his pet get so big?

ohoho i am so glad u asked dear anon

I do in fact have reversed worlds for these two where in one it's james who is the pet and sun mages are rare and in the other it's theodore who is the pet and moon mages are rare

so when theodore is james' pet james is just like soooo smug that theodore wants to eat cause every thing he's heard says that moon mages really don't eat much and don't really want to since their powers revolve around absorbing energy into their bodies. He does very much enjoy seeing Theodore fatten up and getting bigger all around including his cock oop

Especially with one of my fave things to do with hyper is the guy getting so fat n heavy n full but what's making it hardest to walk is how big his cock n balls are just getting in the way of moving his legs forwards and all the movement/rubbing is such a turn on

[sabrinabean713]

I want to write but I can't focus on any one idea long enough to get much done. Don't we just love ADHD? I have so many thoughts but not enough attention to put them into words. I'm trying to work on kinktober 'cause I want to actually be done before the end of October and all my fics lately have been long. ugh.

[fishy-poof-crackers]

It's... It's Orito Asaji's birthday today... Hehehehe...

[asystemerror]

ArtFight Progress 3

As last week comes to a close, I present to you guys the attacks and revenges I've done so far this week. I'm surprised at how many I was able to do considering how hectic my work week was lmao. That being said: I plan to go harder this following week!! BEWARE!! I PLAN TO FINISH UP MY HITLIST ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

Ocs in order:

Marion Broadwell - mamonobourei

Shiloh Monroe - @fffiii

Laurence Godfrey ( @one0p1nk ), Tatya ( @tatya-time ), LeRoy (Me)

Tristan Richelieu - @sunnypepper , Neil Gale (Me)

Aurelia - Eyeballglitter

Macy Schmidt - Beeternal_art

Evelia - Taliyus

[twistedappletree]

Look, I can’t explain it but Jin Ling is a Chihuahua, Lan Sizhui is a Great Dane, Lan Jingyi is a Shiba Inu and Ouyang Zizhen is a Golden Retriever

[kodaiki]

i love jjk so much but respectfully, fuck this show <3

[txmxkis]

do u ever feel like u wanna say something but u have no idea what u even want to say

[warmbottles]

Wanna play wanna play!!! Wanna go outside and go to the park, swing on the swings! Wanna dance to fun music! Wanna have a tea party with my plushies!! Wanna play with Barbies and Calico critters and blocks!!! Play!! Sad that my body can't keep up :(