#hyper ramblings

[hyper-cryptic]

I redrew this by @lazydayslivin with my designs !!

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[vintage-bentley]

“Girls and the gays” is so interesting because even though both parts of that statement describe lesbians, I always get the feeling that the people who say it are not thinking about lesbians at all

[nugulover69]

Babygirl............

[notpercieved]

"Anaxa is star coded!" "Anaxa is moon coded!"

WRONG!!! That man is the endless space of the unknown, the depth of the galaxy that will always have something new to discover, and the boundless horizon that has no end.

[ahabthetaco]

Imagine an afab person finding a massive clutch of eggs and deciding to incubate them. They shove the hundreds of chicken egg-sized eggs into their womb, where they continue to grow in size.

Oh that sounds amazing. Perhaps a meteor crashed into their back yard, it cracks open to reveal hundreds of glowing blue eggs, all so small and round, calling them to them to touch, to look, to... incubate

All the eggs glow in a baskets, all surrounding the bed. One egg after another, going inside them. Fingers pushing deep, they ovipositor toys all used up from so many eggs, now their just putting one after another by hand. A faint glow of a blue emanates from their belly, as it grows and grows. Heavy panting as the last of the eggs goes in, their womb filled, their belly big and round, glowing a faint blue. Their mind is hazy, only thinking one thing

Incubate

They wake up the next day, the previous night nothing but a haze of pleasure, but as they try to get up, the weight of all the eggs brings them crashing down. Somehow they get back on the bed, their massive belly glowing more blue then before, bigger then it was the previous night. Pulsing, moving, the eggs grew and grew in front of their eyes, belly rubs being the only thing providing comfort to the ever growing clutch. Yet somehow it didn't hurt, it felt... pleasurable, it felt good.

The belly rubs continued, the glowing more intense, the eggs bigger. All day was spent, watching as it grew bigger and bigger, till it took over the bed, creaking over the sheer weight of everything, but it didn't matter to them, they were drunk with pleasure, imagining just how good it would feel when they finally came out-

And that's when it happens, the sudden urge to push, something large came out slowly, massive, the size of a cantaloupe, pushing and pushing, any pain replaced by pleasure, as the first of the grown eggs plopped right out, then another push, another egg

One after another, each egg sending wave after wave of pleasure, all night spent laying egg after egg, the room filled with them, massive melon sized eggs, glowing blue. By morning time the last egg had been laid, they had returned to normal sized, rubbing their belly one more time for a job well done. Left with only the thought of what could possibly be in thoses eggs, and if they could provide some more eggs to incubate~

[trixxedheart]

It is amazing how the "people that love and uplift transwomen" website will instantly fucking maul a transwoman if she even remotely insinuate that using radfem rhetoric harms trans people

[kalopses-sonderes]

Hey, hyper anon here...had this idea for a self aware cookie run x readers series or one shot If you're interested! It's kinda based off your imposter au!

Y/n gets transported into game and brought before the imposter! The imposter starts talking but then y/n claims they wanna talk to the imposter in private! When they talk in private, only the imposter and y/n, y/n reveals that they just want to live a normal life among cookies and they are totally fine with the imposter being the ruler of the cookies because they seem very cool and being a ruler seems too stressful (bonus: y/n doesn't feel worthy of being the cookie's ruler as well because they don't have powers or something like the imposter does...and bonus bonus if the imposter can do stuff like summon amazing cotton candy and stuff to bribe cookies with!) Imposter calls cookies in and apologizes for the misunderstanding and 'mistaking (favorite flavor) cookie as an imposter' and apologizes by helping them find a home and a place!

Oh and later on...cookies read imposter's dairy and discover that imposter is...well an imposter, and what their baker said to them and the little...deal they made (imposter being ruler, y/n just living their life as a normal cookie citizen of kingsom) but has an evil yet good plan (good in y/n's unknowing eyes, bad in cookie's eyes) where the imposter has slowly been bribing y/n and winning their heart so even if they are found out, y/n is singing their praises from on high and would vouch for them! (Example of bribes: giving y/n their favorite sweets, becoming their closest friend...which leads into something that would horrifying cookies more because jealousy, showing y/n amazing tricks, and taking them to places one could only DREAM of and more!) Thing that horrified cookies: the imposter was first doing it out of manipulation but is clearly starting to actually LIKE the baker and wants to be their friend...not to charm em to have the cookie's sweet baker singing their praises!

So, in order to get their y/n back and make y/n sing THEIR praises instead and make y/n WANT to he the center of their world...they start counter bribing! They start doing nice things to and for y/n, claiming that it's because they want to welcome y/n at first and then slowly up the spoiling...giving y/n more and more attention, making sure y/n is melting at THEIR fingertips and not the imposter's...making y/n desire them and not the imposter.

And when time is right...imposter is exposed! Imposter tries to get y/n on their side....buuut y/n can't resist the cookie's siren call of a sweet beckon and possibly a cute saying along the lines of 'oh sweetheart, come to [cute nickname they call themselves]' or 'oh [cute nickname], you shouldn't stress about this buisness...come, let's go home and [activity they like or find relaxing...examples, go bake some monster muffins to munch on or go cuddle or give y/n a backrub or something]' and it makes y/n go running to them like a savior unable to resist a siren's call.

A/n: Omg I want this to be a series, so this is gonna be like mostly my brain rotting rambles and small portions of little fics so we can build off it later on in the series

All the writing in purple is the little fics, default color is just my rambles and headcanons about it

“Imposter for Baker? Count me in!”

Series masterlist

- Just imagine little cookie y/n plopping into the cookie verse like “oop, guess this is my new life now.” They just start living a normal life on the outskirts of their kingdom so no one can find them. Cause, if you you were transported to a new universe, you would think you were their god/baker or they were gonna try and hunt you down. Soooo y/n decided to keep to themselves and not let their presence be known yet.

- BOOM! There’s news of the “baker” being spotted and brought to the big castle to take there throne and high power blah blah. The Imposter looks similar to you, just with purple eyes(If you have purple eyes… now you don’t). You can’t tell what the true bakers eye color is because the statues aren’t painted, so the imposter fit the bill well.an they had powers! It has to be their baker then!

- Y/n is absolute happy about that! They get to sit back and relax, they go in public now and just tell cookies they just were “ blessed with the looks of their baker” and how they aren’t them. Some of the cookies were extremely skeptical but let it slide since they said they weren’t their baker and weren’t trying to impersonate them, cause the imposter is totallyyyy the real baker!

“You look oddly familiar..” Pure Vanilla looks Y/n up and down.

The cookies surround Y/n, trying to figure out why you look exactly like their baker.. just with your boring eyes, not neon purple eyes like their totally real baker has. Espresso has a magnifying glass in your cookie face, looking at all the detail.

‘Uhhhhhhh… I was just blessed by our baker, and uh, they blessed me with their beauty and I’m not them. I don’t have purple eyes or cool powers! I’m just trying to live a normal life like everyone else.” You say, any normal person would have seen right through you and what you were saying, but the cookies believed you. You weren’t claiming to be their baker so they have no reason to not let you live a peaceful life, it could just be an odd coincident!

“Well they don’t seem like their lying.. Guess they get to go peacefully for now till the Baker decided what’s to do with them.” Milk shrugs, everyone nodding and humming in agreement with Milk.

- Once the imposter finds out you’re there they are instantly scared. What if you go hunting them?! Or take the throne and execute them?!

- They order a few cookies to go collect you so they can have a one on one talk with you disguising it as a dinner twitch their “look a like” for funnies. Once the cookies bring you back, the imposter leads you away to a more secluded room in the castle so no one can spy on you both as they question you.

“This is my throne and-“ The imposter started once they closed the door the small storage room.

“You can keep it, I don’t want to be the ruler of this kingdom, just live a normal life.” You interrupted, you looked pretty calm about the whole ordeal while the imposter looked like they’ve seen a ghost.

“Wait.. what? You’re just gonna let me keep it.” The imposter look dumbfounded, not actually believing you’ll let them keep at this power. They thought they wold have to threaten you or make an official announcement that you’re an imposter and let the cookies hunt you down for the. “Not even gonna put up a small fight.? I didn’t even get to finish my monologue I worked so hard on..” :(

- You got to live a pretty normal life under the imposters rule. Until Pure Vanilla decides to go through the imposters room and found a diary, I snooped through it and read it….. Finding out you’re the real baker! -insert Pure Vanilla doing surprised pikachu face- He was flabbergasted(I love this word so much for no reason) He didn’t expect to be worshipping the WRONG baker the entire time and their real baker was being bribed to like the imposter and be their friend. So if the imposter gets found out, you’d take Imposters side over the cookies! He also found out how you never wanted to be Baker and let the imposter take your spot! D:

- It clicked in Pure Vanilla’s head, you have been spending loads of time with the imposter and received even as house from them and gifts. He came up with an idea to also bribe you! He gets the other cookies in on it.. It’s basically a full on war!

- your house is basically full of gifts from all the cookies and you’re absolutely clueless on what this about and you didn’t mind it at first till you could barely see your living room floor from all their gifts piled up in there!

Who will win the real baker? Imposter or the cookies? Find out on the next episode of “Imposter for Baker? Count me in!”

A/n: kept it very open ended so the other parts of this series will fit well :D

[chocobje]

Choco, I've just seen the new Sprout and Goob interaction😭 It gave me new headcanon now. (that's sort of already canon ig?)

So Sprout's always checking up on everyone, making sure they're okay, safe, etc. But whenever someone asks if HE'S okay, he says he is, or this grown ah man will change the subject and avoid the question all together. (As show in Cosmo's interaction. He literally switches the question onto him, and maybe I'm overthinking this, but it doesn't seem genuine, especially when he says 'good, then i'm okay too!' and it doesn't really seem like he's answering truthfully?)

But in the new Goob interaction when he's asked if he's okay, he seems NOT okay, but he'll still lie about it anyway. When asked again, he stays silent with ... He's not saying he's okay anymore, but it's like he can't bring himself to say he's not okay either. Like this man won't let people, or toons, help him like he helps them...ANYWAY

(Sorry for the rambling, i just needed to get these angsty thoughts out somewhere with someone who doesn't fandomize Sprout as much😭 Wish u well!)

I am yet to make another analysis on this man cause the new dialogue is so interesting... Although I've always observed Sprout prioritizes others' safety over his own the new interactions just proved my point LOL

For some reason, the wiki STILL hasn't updated cause Sprout has two dialogues with Goob I'm pretty sure?

It was Sprout asking Goob if it hurts dragging his hands on the floor all the time, Goob saying he's used to it. Sprout then offered help to which Goob says he'll be the one helping him. Then Sprout says "I don't think so".

I wholeheartedly believe Goob is very emotionally intelligent than people give him credit for just by his two interactions with Sprout. Goob was able to see through him LOL

But yeah, I'm pretty sure with the Twisteds and stuff Sprout is stressed 24/7. It's in his nature to be protective and look after others cause who else will do it??

[hyper-cryptic]

Happy bday to me (has not drawn in about 3 weeks bc huge bedrot </3)

Merry xmas n happy new years to all!! hope to be back soon w lots of energies <3

[bluerosefox]

Good Doggos Give Hope!

Cujo was, is a good boy both in life and in death.

He knows this. Everyone knows this.

So when Cujo notices his favorite half boy seemed more hurt than normal when he goes to see him, notices how stressed and on the verge of tears, notices the strain in his voice as he pretends to be okay as he pets Cujo's head. Cujo knows his favorite boy needs help.

Cujo is a good boy, and as he listens to his favorite boy and his friends talk about the GIW getting more deadly, how his parents inventions are becoming to much, how Vlad circling around his favorite boy even more often, how he's failing more classes again. Cujo decides his favorite boy needs helps.

But first Cujo needs to figure out how.

He needs help.

He needs... hope.

Hope to find help for his favorite boy.

'Everything will be okay!' A voice spoke to him, Cujo spooked yelped and flew higher than he already was and he boofed when he realized he was no longer alone... or on earth anymore, turns out he started floating up and away from earth when he started thinking of how to help his favorite boy.

Cujo, floating from both him being a ghost and from space, turned around to see... Oh! A fellow dog! Who glows blue! It has been a while since played with another dog!

He barked, tail wagging in greeting at the idea of meeting a new and fellow floating friend.

'You new friend. Need hope? I help!' The other dog voice echoed out as their tail wagged as well 'We play soon but first hope! I knows many who can help!'

Cujo barked back in excitement, yes, hope for his favorite boy is here!

[anna-scribbles]

reading old journal entries is like. i take myself firmly by the shoulders. you are not fundamentally evil you are just fifteen

[the-blue-wraith]

I was watching Xehanort's final fight in KH3 and remember when Sora got KO'd, and then once you used Trinity two lights descended to him, which were Donald and Goofy, and they helped Sora defeat Xehanort for one last time.

You know what those two lights reminded me of? This new KH4 screenshot. These two streaks of light could be Donald and Goofy. It's either they're landing in Quadratum to help Sora fight the Darkside, or they already landed here they're just using their magic to help him defeat the Darkside from afar.

[weirdozjunkary]

God, I’m sorry gamers. I wanted to give the Minecraft movie a benefit of the doubt. But oh my god it looks so bad.