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appri-dot · 6 months ago

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Bro all my family members + discord friends are not fucking w my sandwich it was so good why is everyone mean asf😭

#MAYO CREAM CHEESE MUSTARD SALAMI ITS GOOD ITS GOOOOOD #all on some whitebread☺😋#i ate it so fast #its better on bagles but its good anyway

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 11 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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acidsaladd · 1 year ago

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HAPPY BDAY TO THE TURTLES‼️

[id: it is an animated gif of the turtles from rottmnt. raph is coming up behind the other turtles, arms spread and a mischievous smile on his face. they notice him and he then picks them all up close to his chest before coming back down while holding them in his arms. a small yellow spikey speech bubbles pops up behind raph with text that reads "HAPPY TMNT DAY"./ end id]

#happy tmnt day everyone #i was not aware this was a thing before today so #i did this in like a couple hours bc i Needed to #this just proves that i can in fact work fast when i want to ig #tumblr ate the quality too so fuck me ig #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #cositos

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splankie · 1 year ago

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is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals

#AAAAA I AM SO PROUD OF THIS #for reference i NEVER draw backgrounds #i just whipped this straight outta my ass #and it was SUPER FUN #also i colour theoried the hell out of this one #and i did it all fast and loose so it was not stressful i just had a great time #thats just the power of percabeth i think #anyway ive been thinking abt them a lot #especially annabeth....#to this day i really cant think of any other characters that are booksmart with 2 canon learning disabilities #that really meant the world to me when i was first reading this series!!!#also shes just the bestest ever #one of my main gripes with the show was just that i felt annabeth lost a lot of that dimensionality #leah sava jeffries girl u ate that up but im sorry they didnt give u enough to eat #idk maybe thats just me bc i have such an attachment to annabeth #shes really cool guys #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #pjo fanart #percabeth fanart #art by cricket

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minotaurapologist · 3 months ago

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I thought he was being cute and lounging on the floor but he actually had fucking GI stasis

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jojo-schmo · 7 months ago

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I'm updating my personal ref sheets and it's really hitting me just how SMOL Kirby, Bandee, and Elfilis really are compared to the rest of the cast.

#Elfilis! standing on your tippy toes is cheating!!#its okay tho on all fours you're like a little house cat compared to Dedede hehehe #here's a bonus story for anyone nice enough to read my tags #I'll tell the cliffs notes version of the story I drafted of why Gorimondo is so much taller than the other Beasts #especially when comparing Gori to the Mookies (the little hammer monkey enemies)#It involves him exploring a forbidden ruin with Sillydillo #and finding an experimental growth serum in some abandoned school chemistry lab #Gori was the shortest of everyone growing up so he's self conscious about it #Silly can read enough “Forgotten Language” to pick out the word “grow” and eggs him on to try drinking it #and they're like teenagers at that point so Gori just shrugs and tries it and nothing happens.#fast forward a year and he doubled in height #NO ONE KNOWS why he shot upwards like that except for Silly. he doesn't want to be lectured about drinking strange potions in the ruins #the rest of the beast council friend group just assume he was a late bloomer of some kind or he just increased his exercise routine #but when kids ask him why he's so tall Gori just says he ate all his vegetables and always listened to what his parents said #the kiddos in Wondaria were very well behaved after he told them that #the end! thanks for reading hehe. if you could only see my notes on the Beast Pack #their personalities are so basic in canon I get to squash and stretch their backstories all I want muahaha #art #forgotten land roleswap #roleswap bonus features #king dedede #meta knight #elfilis #kirby #bandana waddle dee #kirby and the forgotten land #kirby series #kirby comic #beast pack #clawroline

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shirecorn · 11 months ago

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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askdrunkjimmy · 6 months ago

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How did you get that scar on your lip?

Yeah... let's go with that...

#mod note: he ate shit after trying to jump a cola can on his bike but he lies about it so people dont laugh #mod note: sorry this is so messy I worked today so i churned this out really fast #jimmy talks #jimmy mouthwashing #mouthwashing #mouthwashing ask blog #mouthwashing jimmy #art replies #askdrunkjimmy

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xenia12 · 25 days ago

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What if I wrote a kpop demon hunters x Danny phantom crossover. What then.

#jk I already have almost 1k words down for it #prepare yourselves #this movie is making me apeshit #I found one (1) on ao3 and ate it up so fast #I need more #kpdh #dp #Danny phantom #kpop demon hunters #fanfic

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megmoon1111 · 5 months ago

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salmon and mushroom omelette 🫠

#breakfast #i ate the strawberry so fast

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themintman · 10 months ago

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drawing from last night I did to test my new pens 😋😋

I did that one (probably dead) art trend and OUGH HOW DID I DO THAT. WHAT THE FUCK

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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Wolverine more like Whoreverine

Real as hell

#snap chats #hi chat i threw up. i ate my spaghetti too fast…..#i didnt think id have time to catch the train but im taking a later train so 😭#cant wait to be back at home just to see my dog ….. hell yeah ….

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columboscreens · 2 years ago

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#columbo #season 2 #double shock #guilty #i uh. i ate aul yer cookies ma'am. im sorry i didn't mean to it just happened so fast

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ishipmutualrespect · 21 days ago

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#yesterday it was my daughter’s birthday #she’s growing up too fast #😭#she’s 9 now #I just watched a photo album that I made for her when she was 3 and 😭😭😭#she was so little #in no time she’ll be so grown up #and not talking about my older son #he’s almost 12 #like?? where??? did?? time?? fly??#I remember when they were so little #I know birthdays do that and make you think about when you were younger #but 😭#this morning she asked me: 9 years ago I was only 1 day where were we what did we do?#she was such a cute little baby #she slept and ate and slept and ate and made such cute little faces #and when she was only a few months old and started smilingng she also started showing me that little dimplee #which is SO endearing #do you think that people with dimples know they can have anything they want just by smiling and showing it?#🥹

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glowcowboy · 2 years ago

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just said the phrase “i blinked and the pizza was within me” in reference to eating my dinner too fast and was told that it sounds “borderline religious”

#🍜#food #idk why i said it like that but i ate that pizza so fast bro. it just vanished

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solargeist · 1 year ago

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they made him study a lot, train, not sleep, and didn’t give him any glasses . It was immediately hell on ice

#along with the whole but you’re special ! you can do it !❤️ pet pet #there are several moments where he is convinced he is going to die and no one takes him seriously #aether has the toxic trait of being overly positive. most complaints from grian ate met with but you can handle it ! you’re stronger !#you’re special. you were chosen by the universe. no one else is like you. better than other players-#and while it can brush his ego sometimes that’s not important !!!!#hearing an angel call you important can be pretty funky to the brain #anyway it takes awhile for him to learn the enchantment for his eyes so he struggles for a bit #i think all this pressure and harsh treatment turns him into a monster #by that I mean ridiculous. powerful. way too fast flying. he’s quick on his feet. his reaction time #they’re strict when he first joins. but lightens up after his first breakdown. mess with his emotional state a little bit #it’s pretty nice for awhile tbh at that point. stable.#still no autonomy tho 🤷‍♀️ still rules. but better. (their goal)

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