#i fear i will be buying them...

[gossippool]

i open instagram and popmart's new deadpool collection is the first thing i see. don't TEST ME

[beeg-bark]

slightly obsessed with the idea of getting muzzled, partially for the kink and partially just for the uhhh symbolism. its the being restrained, being on a tight leash, the helplessness of not being able to fight back or get away from whatever they decide to do to you but its also the implications, being muzzled implies youre a dangerous animal, an attack dog, being muzzled implies that you can and will do damage, will pierce their skin, will tear them to shreds, and the fact that they're aware of that and taking those weapons away leaves you with such a delicious feeling of helplessness. just a dog on a chain, a wild animal backed into a corner that can't run and cant fight, its the being at the mercy of someone else, someone you know doesn't have your best interests at heart, its the fear and excitement of knowing that they could do anything to you and not knowing what they're going to choose

[kittykatninja321]

When people say “Jason wouldn’t smoke because he died of smoke inhalation” I respectfully have to disagree, because if there’s one thing Jason is going to do he’s going to take aspects of his trauma and use them for himself and push on them like a bruise (he takes the name red hood, he uses explosives and guns, the crowbars were lame but they weren’t out of character), so I don’t think that would stop him from smoking. The way I see it I think Jason would be one of those people who occasionally smokes a cigarette when things are Particularly Bad, even though they swear they stopped smoking, like a maladaptive coping mechanism basically

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what’s that one figure of erik tying charles up called?? i cant find it anyone and i feel like you’d know lol

if you mean This statue

then it's by Graven Labs! 'Magneto Triumphant' to be specific

[canisalbus]

forgive me if this has been answered previously, but what were the circumstances around vasco finding out about machete's death? i'm heartbroken but fascinated to think about what his immediate reaction could have been

They don't live together, Vasco was at home in Florence at the time. Either someone who knew of their relationship managed to alert him of the murder, or he showed up in Rome to visit him just like countless of times before, and one time he was just gone. He would've missed the funeral for sure, and since Machete doesn't have family, his belongings would most likely end up escheated and subsequently liguidated by the church. He certainly wasn't remembed fondly, for the most part it was like he had never been there in the first place.

I don't want to get into the details but of course he was devastated. The threat of death was a constant presence in Machete's later years, he survived at least a couple of assassination attempts and his health kept getting worse. I think he tried to keep Vasco in the dark about how bad things were exactly, but Vasco didn't miss how his fear of death ramped up in intensity towards the end. So it wasn't a complete surprise when he found out they had finally gotten him. For a long time he had hard time not blaming himself for it, thinking whether he could've done something to prevent the outcome, whether his presence would've changed how things played out. Over the years he learned to live with the sudden and violent end of their relationship, but the first few years were extremely rough, the whole ordeal broke him in unprecedented ways and he never fully recovered to his previous state.

[mintens712]

summer cottage willmack ???

[anonymocha]

Bluepoch gave us the gift of barely-subtext tragic sapphic-centric media do NOT throw that away.

Context regarding PJSK and Undertale under cut.

Project Sekai cast is dominated by female characters but mlm is more popular, meanwhile Undertale has canon wlw rep and oh my god they’re at the bottom. I have nothing against these fandoms or media (I’m literally currently/was in them) but yeah. I just HOPE r99 doesn’t end up in a similar state.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

can someone who knows how to analyse tv shows explain to me why jessica jones s1 is just as good as i remember it being, s2 is more disappointing with every episode, and s3 is so forgettable i didnt even remember it existed and thought i must not have seen it

[dumbdolphin333]

*cries in mh and eah fan who never had the dolls (other than my soft reboot raven doll ily girl)*

[theadventuresystem]

Ok- Markiplier community (specifically the cosplay part) I have a confession

So- for context- I’m sure many know the specific mustache that markiplier owns that he has used for Wilford- right? The one with this specific image

Well- about 3 years ago- I had some money lying around and thought- “hey- we have a handful of Wilford related fictives in our system- I could go buy a mustache for each of them to decorate how they want- right?”

And so I hop on over to Amazon and look up the brand- and lo and behold there are exactly 6 left in stock- and I go “great! Exactly how many I planned to buy!” And bought them all

I assumed they would restock- right?

WRONG

It has been 3 years since I bought those mustaches and they haven’t restocked- and now a *different* company is outsourcing them and THEY only have 3 left-

I have been dubbed a mustache thief by several friends because of this

[doomface]

i hope we see baby dek in a flashback or smth in badlands... we need an adorable on screen canonical pup ;w; turn that baby boy into a marketable plushie baby yoda style idc!!!

[ociels]

actually today was very fun <3

[ilovetv99]

thinking about ch0mpkin's evil evbo post (evilbo, if you will) and going "How can I align this with My Interests (the axes)" and the answer is Very easily actually

[moregraceful]

MESSAGE TO ALL LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS: PLEASE SURVIVE

MESSAGE TO CAL PETERSEN: IF YOU LOCK THE FUCK IN I WILL STOP CAREFULLY CRAFTING AN INTRICATE WINNER'S ROOM SCENARIO IN WHICH I NONSEXUALLY NONCONSENSUALLY CHASE YOU WITH A KNIFE

also message to all milwaukee admirals can you lock the fuck in too because a goalie match up of artūrs šilovs vs the other matt murray would be incredibly funny TO ME. esp ozzy i need you to stunt on every sjb fan who doubted you and mike grier also

[fromtheseventhhell]

I really hate how people act like Jon becoming King is him "usurping" his siblings when that's an unfair stigma that's followed him his entire life for being a bastard. It just blows my mind that people ignore Jon's own thoughts and wishes on the topic. Well, guess what? Robb named him as his heir, he will have a legitimate claim to Winterfell, and he will be part of discussions on who will rule. Even without that, it's very likely that some of his siblings would support him as King. I just hate how the conversation around him becoming King is framed as some big betrayal.

[pucellerie]

my most inhuman trait is i'm honestly not affected by the beauty of nature & whenever i'm in the countryside or sightseeing natural monuments i've never been able to feel any kind of serenity i'm always like... That's nice honey... 😊 in truth i'd always rather be somewhere where bodegas are no more than 10min away on foot & if i have to spend more than 3 days away from the city i start experiencing heidi levels of homesickness