#i hate apps

[existennialmemes]

Sorry I can't download any more apps. I need all the memory on my phone for cat pictures.

[wheremermaidsdwell]

i was going to go to a speed dating even tomorrow but it got cancelled because it seems that, like me, other participants didn't notice it was superbowl sunday when they signed up and too many withdrew so i got an email this morning saying they were cancelling but i could choose a future event and have my name added to that one

[vampiricjester]

"spend 10 dollars on ur bleepo subscription." "u dont have blorgo premium? its only 15 dollars!" "u need a 20 dollar tier 1 subscription just to download the grandle app." "for the low price of 25 dollars u can use all 100% of trinkies 5 entire features!!" "for only 30 dollars a mont-" [i go insane and start killing]

[scienceisfood]

Me with literally everything having this different one requirement in order to get any information: schools, buses, daycare, daycare cameras, school lunches, after school sports, events with said sport, every doctor appointment, every doctor specialist, events, tickets, mandatory and uniquely needed services, purchases, any new technology, cars, ability to view once open forums and websites, news, literally anything to support someone digitally, airplanes, and so many other things-

[anths-girl]

OH HOLY HELLS, THIS SO MUCH.

Just one of the reasons why I mostly hate apps in general... Like, the only one I can't live without is THIS one, and my ebook reader (for AO3 fics, of course...)

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[telepathicapathy]

Genuinely fucking evil that I had to get my power company's app to get my account set up instead of being able to do it in browser

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[deaddoberman]

Snapchat, I don’t wanna know what I was doing five years ago. I really don’t

[tio-trile]

I am nothing if not predictable. Angels AU

Bonus memes...

[emotional-moss]

"trans guys are uniquely capable of perpetrating misogyny" everyone is uniquely capable of perpetrating misogyny dipshit it came free with your fucking living in a patriarchal society

[tofiam]

Back in the good old days... everythings were supposed to have back up or roundabout!

Please bring that back.

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

[limewashedup]

bet he's real comfy with the blanket on the chair

[teaboot]

YOOOOO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I FOUND BATTERY-OPERATED AM/FM RADIO HEADPHONES

I’M NEVER USING WIFI DATA SPOTIFY ITUNES YOUTUBE MUSIC APP SHIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN

[outromoony]

People who hate Sirius Black don’t understand what it’s like to be sixteen and furious and full of grief you can’t name.

[1-800-luvmail]

hopeless romantic! jason todd who thinks cheesy pick up lines are stupid, and that surely, the shakespearian shit is gonna work on hinge

hopeless romantic! jason todd who doesn't get why everyone he tries to match with doesnt fw his poetic bars (hes TRYING)

hopeless romantic! jason todd who finally, FINALLY gets a match. he has to put his phone down for a million years just to process everything and then glances back down at his screen to make sure it's still there.

how is someone is genuinely that stunning?

hopeless romantic! jason todd who feels like he's fumbling every time his messages you. if he had less pride, he'd probably ask dick for advice, but no, fuck that, he can do things on his own. it'd be humiliating to beg for romantic advice from him.

at least you seem amused by jason's antics. even if he does seem mildly inept with flirting. dork.

hopeless romantic! jason todd who makes sure to ask about your favourite flowers to get you a bouquet of them for your first date and meet up

hopeless romantic! jason todd who drops said flowers when he finally sees you in person and loses all his words and cognitive function for a moment when you say hi and greet him with a friendly hug. yeah he's not surviving the date.

completely and utterly hopeless! jason todd when the date goes incredible. he walks you home because... obviously? it's gotham and it's dark.

you leave him with a kiss on his cheek and the promise of seeing him sometime again, and he just knows he's a goner.

[tekatonic]

doodle i made on my brother's phone today