#FUCK APPS

[scienceisfood]

Me with literally everything having this different one requirement in order to get any information: schools, buses, daycare, daycare cameras, school lunches, after school sports, events with said sport, every doctor appointment, every doctor specialist, events, tickets, mandatory and uniquely needed services, purchases, any new technology, cars, ability to view once open forums and websites, news, literally anything to support someone digitally, airplanes, and so many other things-

[anths-girl]

OH HOLY HELLS, THIS SO MUCH.

Just one of the reasons why I mostly hate apps in general... Like, the only one I can't live without is THIS one, and my ebook reader (for AO3 fics, of course...)

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[assigned-stupid-at-birth]

I have a dream

That one day I won’t mix up the reblog and reblog now buttons

[pinkkevlar]

If I have to log into an app, I will avoid the task. It becomes the worst task. I will fail to log into that app so many times even with my password manager which seems to just fail on my phone despite working seeminglessly (mostly) on my computer. I do not understand. I don't want to reset a password Everytime I log into my medical device app or bank app OOF

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Feeling incredibly sick and angry about everything. I’ll go about my day and try to be normal and then it just ambushes me and honestly the only people keeping me sane rn are the Arabs who’ve voiced similar experiences and are staying the course and being vocal despite all the attempts to basically blame everything that’s wrong with this country on us

[bigbangbaby-itsacrashcrashcrash]

Why the fuck do we pay for streaming apps when they have ads? Hello??? This is cable all over again , except it’s more fucked.

[sweetgaleria]

She cut her bangs too short oh no

[lilgnomefella]

ngl deleting tumblr from my phone and only using browser has made it a lot more fun again

[mysharona1987]

[troythecatfish]

[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[heavenbarnes]

hmm thinking about older bf!simon who hasn’t really got his head around the whole sexting thing- the man had a flip phone before he met you.

he had, however, reluctantly gone out and got an android after a harmless conversation between the two of you.

“how am i meant to send you videos while you’re away if you have a flip phone, si?”

“videos of what?”

“guess.”

he virtually only uses the thing to get texts, calls, and videos of you fucking yourself in your shared bed whilst he’s deployed. he saves every video, which is a risky manoeuvre considering you haven’t taught him how to set a passcode yet (johnny catches a not-unwelcome eyeful when he goes looking for the directions he sent simon earlier)

older bf!simon is also a fantastic listener, when you tell him you want him to send pics but not ones that make his cock look like a dead fish. you give him strict instructions:

put your phone on self-timer, sit back, thighs spread, one hand around your cock, the other behind your head, you choose if your face is in it xox

man loves an order.

so whilst he’s away, you’re in the kitchen cooking up dinner-for-one and your phone buzzes on the counter- you drop the fucking pasta strainer straight on the floor when you unlock your phone.

simon’s face wasn’t necessarily in the photo, more so his mask. he was fully dressed, tactical gear (down to the vest) still on with a rifle leaning against his thigh. he was in the exact position you’d request, gloved fingers wrapped around the base of him with his other bicep firm behind his head.

you’re so busy saving the photo and staring back at it 100,000 times that you forget to respond. honestly, you forget how to function as your mouth goes dry and your eyes are unable to look at anything else.

simon hesitates on the other end, wondering if he’d fucked up- if he hadn’t followed the brief, if he’d embarrassed himself. thankfully, he knows he only has to ask.

“that what you were after, pet?”

the trepidation in his chest is replaced with a rapidly inflating ego.

“jesus christ, that’s exactly what i needed”

swapped out with slight confusion, but the ever present willingness to learn.

“you ever heard of a nut video with sound on?”

pt2

[eccedeus]

I swear to God Spotify has become the shittest fucking app I will already never forgive them for taking away the heart button but WHYYYY WONT YOU LOAD!!! I KNOW I don't have internet connection my Playlists are OFFLINE AAAAAAAHHHH

[teaboot]

YOOOOO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I FOUND BATTERY-OPERATED AM/FM RADIO HEADPHONES

I’M NEVER USING WIFI DATA SPOTIFY ITUNES YOUTUBE MUSIC APP SHIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN

[bright-eyes-hope]

I always say I don't have anymore storage on my phone to install another app.

why are people so obsessed with everything being an app? I keep seeing so many things people just asking for whatever to have an app and it's just like. or you could just use the fucking website. websites do exist. you can use them. it doesn't need to be an app.

[timbit-robin-art]

Currently watching someone grind for WR speedrun with the Lego Star Wars saga.