#i hate ths... so muc

[blueneil]

Crying over SSL Kaoru's Route

i can't stop crying over them, someone pls help me….

I finally can play Hakuouki SSL on my pc, and ofc the first route i finish is Chizuru's twin, the one and only Nagumo Kaoru.

I really craved for "Yukimura" twin sibling bonding moment or them having actual sibling relationship (not where one of them trying to kill the other one).

AND SSL IS WHERE OTOMATE HEAR MY PRAYER

Whatever issues SSL's have, i just want to see my Yukimura sibling being happy :( so heres some rambles about it since i'm so happy after finishing it right now T_________T

Some cute SSL Kaoru thingy

-> KAORU PREFER CATS THAN DOGS!!!!!!!!!! also his reaction when Chizuru choose the same animal as him (despite Chizuru was like "B-but i don't hate dogs…" its literally the "You like waffles so you hate pancakes" shits) is just so cute and on brand. He really acts and looks like cat tho, theres also part when Chizuru calls the cat "Kaoru~" and the cat "meow" at it. I'm literally on tears rn…..

-> Yes… he has his own "Dead Note" where he put peoples names on it… thats so nerdy wtf (love him more). He also part of disciplinary comittee so he put names on students who broke the rules (or studets who getting too close to Chizuru) and give them strikes after that, well maybe its really a dead(th) note in some way.

-> Kaoru and Okita…. no matter what timeline it is i guess they just can't get along huh. Okita without his coughing and Kaoru without sniper behind him, this scene looks like shitan Okita's route remake in some way lol. Happiest ending ver.

The only time Kaoru and Okita actually "get along" is when they confront Sannan who suddenly being a "creep" to Chizuru

Which…. well deserved actually. Sannan you really need to sounds like it when you actually "didn't mean anything" hh….

Borderline-siscon-overprotective-brother personality really suits him lol

I mean, i think if the original timeline Kaoru have a better past with the Nagumo's or him and Chizuru isn't seperated, i think he will be like this too. His "Kawaii imoutou" phrase whenever he referred to Chizuru wouldn't sounds creepy or full of loath, but more actually loving and caring.

I mean, i think the main reason he "Hates" Chizuru is actually because he loves her so much, he thought she also have the same life as himz and he dream to someday he will make her happy together with him again just like in the past. But the feelings become cloudy when he learned his beloved sister forget him (when he always think of her), having a way better life, loves by everyone, and also she rejects him at the end. He thinks sibling should feel e/o but Chizuru didn't feel him at all, doesn't even remember her past/family, and living "her best life'". Theres black feeling right there but still he can't stop loving her so the only solution for him is to just bring her suffered like him.

*cough* so SSL is here to bring the pain away from them.

This is one of the funniest Kaoru overprotective mode, he really act as if he is also not a "16 year old" kid. AND I'M WITH CHIZURU, WHO IS WHO?!?!?!?!JSDHSBHS The only obvious one is "Idiotic student council president"??? T_______T Loose cannons is Okita i guess????? Happy-go-lucky is Heisuke??????

Tsundere big bro and bold lil sis

Even though yes Kaoru is really siscon like here, its actually still in the sibling border. Like the way he loves Chizuru is not disgusting at all, he just so protective and genuinely want to "fulfill" his role as big brother to Chizuru, but didn't know how to handle his feelings well lol so he really ends up being a tsundere mess.

I mean look at this one example, at first Chizuru is hurt, Kaoru then laughing at her, but when he realize Chizuru is actually hurt, he become worried and piggybacked her?! AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHONE MESSAGE SCREENSHOT, HE LITERALLY MAIL THAT TO CHIZURU AFTER THE EVENT. Thats so sibling thing,,,

Different from Kaoru who become "tsundere" when he expressed his actual feelings, Chizuru is actually so much bolder. She talks back to Kaoru, take initiative firts, and just "meh" it a way when Kaoru say bad things to her. It's like the gap of how different someone can be with their sibling vs with other people.

Heres some example lmao, Chizuru holding Kaoru's hand first so casually and Kaoru said he hates it but didn't trying to get away at all. (he loves it ofc he is). Then the bottom picture, its Kaoru mailing shits to Chizuru when he actually watching Chizuru from the crowd, and well Chizuru responds to his mail is sure come from heart <3

I need to put this because its funny seeing Kaoru dumbfound face while Chizuru saying the same thing 3 times cause his stupid brother apparently can't grasp the fact that his sister give him chocolate on valentine day WHEN HE ACTUALLY FORBID EVERYONE TO BRING CHOCOLATE AND DOING INSPECTION OF IT SINCE HE DIDN'T WANT CHIZURU TO GIVE CHOCOLATE TO ANYONE. What a cute irony.

Oh, and of course if we have bickered moments we also have the sibling wholesome moments

*sobs*

*SOBS WAY HARDER*

Also, when Kaoru calm like this, their face really looks like a copypaste (maybe because iT IS a copypaste) somehow i giggle at this.

So thats it i guess… i'll go back crying alone for now, no i'm still not done making a river of tears on my bedroom

[mortuo-trolls]

Blue berries are also green if you cut them

“I  FUCKING HAATTEE BLUEBE..RRRI,eS SO MUC oI FUCKING   HATE TH;;EM  WY CAN T  THHEY BBE M;;ORE LIKiE ORANGES THAAT,,T AR,,E ACCTUAL,,LY ORANGE I HATE MY LIIFFE SO MMUCH  EV ERY sTIME I T..HI NK ABBOUT THEM I WANT  TO  SCREgAM AND RUN OUT INNTO THEE WOODS ANND BEAT THEE SHIT ;;UOTooF  A BLUEB,ERRRY TTRREE, O;R WHA,TEVER TTHE FUCK THEY GpROW ,,ON ,FUCKING KILL ME.”

[vcnder-blog]

BEEP (Dean & Sebastian & Peter & Curtis)

send “beep” for a random text from my muse.

dean @blacklightxdean​ 

18. a drunk text

( text to - dean ): by th e afel i really hate drinkins

( text to - dean ): an i mniss mt fiance so goddnamn muc h

sebastian @ashbornxsebastian

14. a text that wasn’t sent 

( text to - sebastian ): wait, did you just ask me out?

peter @peterthebanshee

4. a late night text

( text to - peter ): why are you playing video games at four in the morning?

27. a weird text

curtis @skyforthxcurtis

( text to - curtis ):  so just how different is your wolf tongue from your human tongue exactly?

( text to - curtis ): or do you think of it as being the same tongue that just gets longer and more wolf - like when you transform?

( text to - curtis ): wait, /is/ it the same tongue?

( text to - curits ): how many tongues do you have?

( text to - curtis ):  that probably should’ve been the question i started with

[batz]

maybe youve talked abt this before but what do u think the sb gang is like when theyre respectively drunk??? squidward especially but im curious abt ur take on All these beautiful ocean children

ok so my speling is probaly RLLY BAD RN and im too lazy to spell check so yall willhave to deal with Badly Spelt Out Headcannons.but here goes!!!!spongebob! does not drink. at all. hes a good bean and probably instead is the sobr friend at a party who takes care of all his drunk friends. makes sure they dirnk water n eat food (i initialy spelt this as ‘eat water and drink food’ dsfsdfd) and when/if they pass out he makes sure thy are on the bed/couch or at lest have blanket..he orbably had a shot of tequila once and was smashed. hes lightweight vetry light weight

patrick????is pretty much the sme. u know lord of the rings u know uhhhh oralndo bloom elf? (cant remeber his name only remember frodo and gimly who are NOT the elf) well that one scene where hes pounding back drinks and theres no effct hes p much the same? thats patrick. 

samdy is a ROWDY DRUNK shes a rowdy drunk most definitely. she will want to climb a tree & challenge he friends to . rlly anything. rowdy competitive friend drunk. sb is like ‘pls no’ when she wamts to do a thing and shes just ‘...ya ok ur sober so i trust ur judgemet’ p much 

squidward is an affectionate drunk. the ‘ i will tell u how i rlly feel ‘ drunk. he is kind to sb and apollogizes for being a DICK bc he has some pent up feelings and bad emotions and trauma and hes sorry for being a total JERk. ofc he has no memory of ths when hes sober and incredibl hungover and goes back to saying he hates everyone as a front. squidward needs a hug :’(

plankton  is the kind of drunkthat will sing to pop music & dannce & LOUDLY tell EVERYONE how muc h he LOVES his WIFE like hes a very affectionate drunk too

uhhh hmmmmmyea ... yea!!!!! i might ramble more tmrw abt these hcs but for now i will leave it at this onbdifgnoerngorwiungoinrwiogn 

YA

[aceoftwos]

so... i went to the dentist’s. and got fucked up on anesthetic. insisted i was franziska von karma for a good two hours. this is the results. 

simon says and charlie yells is me, bunster is bunny, toast is tammy, and jammin’ ninja is brian. 

private chat - bunny 

[5:54:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my spelling is shi a dn i accused th anaesthetiaologist or murder whe n iwoke up??? [5:54:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wHY DID I DO THAT????????????????????? [5:55:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mouth tastes like  sand paper thingk i'm drooling but no proof. [5:55:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: there was several ppl in surgery why accuse her she has cats, was nothing but nice. [5:56:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CATS?? THEY WERE SO CUYE TBH. [5:56:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm sry i don't have th mental acalpacity to reply rn/ [5:57:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i'm ry you're angry?? i jsut love and want the best ofr you and it isn't murder. [5:57:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you didn't kill anyways, right?? [5:57:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no, no, no you would never what am i talkimng about [5:58:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny is just just [5:58:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i just [5:58:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: loce you??? you 'd never murder anyone [5:59:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: funny pls answer i need someone to alk to until ele'strem starts [5:59:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i dont accuseo [5:59:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: accuse you of mjrderi promie [6:00:14 PM] bunster: ??? [6:00:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:00:47 PM] bunster: Omg hi [6:00:55 PM] bunster: You're acting so so funny [6:01:00 PM] bunster: Don't worry, I didn't murder [6:01:03 PM] bunster: I love you too [6:01:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI I LOV E YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING [6:02:01 PM] bunster: Just some homework!!! [6:02:07 PM] bunster: What about you? How's your face? [6:04:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my face is NYMB. [6:04:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HATE IT SO MUCH [6:04:31 PM] bunster: It's kinda nice tho! :3 [6:04:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: could'even properly accuse anyone of murder??? [6:04:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: what knida man am i????? [6:04:49 PM] bunster: The best kind! [6:05:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: buT MURDER???? [6:05:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny i accumsed a man or murder and could'nt even back it up with vidence???? [6:05:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT WASX AOMWNA FUCK [6:06:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AHE AWS SO NICE HE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CAT [6:07:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca't tell me if she's a got photographer or lying to make her case with professional photos?? [6:08:11 PM] bunster: Omg [6:08:16 PM] bunster: I see you love cats [6:08:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: omg ty i was about to skype brian if you didn't answwer [6:08:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ik ik shit about him but that would stil lbe blackmail [6:08:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I COULD BLACK HIM BUT, [6:09:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: secret secret stuff tbh i can't tell you it'd incriminate him i pleade the fifth for him [6:10:00 PM] bunster: Omg [6:10:08 PM] bunster: It's ok, ya don't gotta tell me [6:10:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my mouth tastes like shit why this [6:10:32 PM] bunster: I'm sorry [6:10:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm trying to condut a muder investigatio ain't nobody got time for this shit [6:12:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she' must've done it but no proof??? [6:13:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whERE'S THE DEAD BODY [6:13:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME SHE MUST BE LYING  [6:14:52 PM] bunster: Omg you're so silly [6:15:03 PM] bunster: Find the murder weapon! [6:15:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FEAR I AM DEATH I AM THE NIGHT [6:15:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't?? i'm lying in my room dying [6:15:21 PM] bunster: Are you batman? [6:15:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO???????? [6:15:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybE?

private chat - brian 

[6:14:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: brian brian i was knowedl out for lik 4hrw is it possible to hide and body in that time and coverup [6:15:34 PM] jammin' ninja: what [6:17:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: biAN THERE WAS MURDER THIS IS SRS [6:18:16 PM] jammin' ninja: what?? EXPLAIN. [6:18:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the aesthetic lady did it i k?? [6:18:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: talk to unny they know [6:19:13 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:19:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ASK BUNNY [6:20:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca'nt repeat too muc h [6:20:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: rbs kink meme has bunny ask them [6:21:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hs chat is good to solve a murer righht??? intent purpsoe tofay

group chat - members: bunny, brian, charlie, tammy 

[6:20:57 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny? [6:21:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: they askd me if i'm batman maybe they can't be trusted [6:21:48 PM] jammin' ninja: You there? Charlotte is saying something about a murder but I honestly can't understand and have no idea what's going on. [6:21:57 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:22:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'M NOT BATMAS [6:22:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR CHRISTMAS [6:22:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte are you okay? [6:22:41 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO??? there's murder happene but i have no prrof and i'm stuck at home. [6:23:16 PM] jammin' ninja: happened or happening? [6:23:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: past [6:24:04 PM] jammin' ninja: and you saw it happen? [6:24:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no i was out for 4hhhrs [6:24:53 PM] simon says and charlie yells: an drugged now [6:25:24 PM] jammin' ninja: what happened? [6:25:33 PM] jammin' ninja: where did it happen? [6:25:46 PM] toast: Dude what the heck is going on?! [6:25:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: woke up accused aesthic lady or murder [6:25:56 PM] toast: Woah what??? [6:26:03 PM] jammin' ninja: aesthic? [6:26:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WAS NOTHING BUT INCE AND SHOWED ME CAT PICS BUT IK???? [6:26:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no can't type word [6:26:18 PM] jammin' ninja: anasthetic? [6:26:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeS THAT [6:26:26 PM] jammin' ninja: oh. [6:26:33 PM] jammin' ninja: you're hopped up on anasthetic. [6:26:37 PM] toast: Ohhhhh [6:26:42 PM] jammin' ninja: well that explains a lot. [6:26:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BUT THERE'S STILL A MURDEER BRIAN [6:26:51 PM] toast: Yeah XD [6:26:58 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte there wasn't a murder. [6:27:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TAMMY YOU'TR ALIVE [6:27:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:27:09 PM] toast: I've always been alive [6:27:13 PM] toast: Hi [6:27:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I MISSED YOU [6:27:23 PM] toast: I've missed you to! <3 [6:27:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Anasthetic messes with your mind. [6:27:45 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i questned her [6:27:46 PM] toast: Yeah I mean I've never been on it but I've heard that to [6:27:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: have testimon7 right here [6:27:56 PM] toast: Questioned who? [6:28:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: aesthic lady [6:28:08 PM] toast: Oh [6:28:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the paper rly wet why this [6:28:32 PM] jammin' ninja: If she'd commited a murder she wouldn't tell you that. [6:28:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she denied it but i have all questns [6:28:54 PM] toast: Listen to Brian Charlie [6:29:08 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Anasthetic screws with your mind. [6:29:13 PM] jammin' ninja: You're imagining things. [6:29:54 PM] toast: Oh my gosh Charlie's gonna look back at this and think "what the **** was I thinking" [6:30:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny believes me excuuse you brain [6:30:17 PM] jammin' ninja: I think you need to rest for a while, Charlotte. [6:30:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe you't in on it???? [6:30:28 PM] toast: Lol [6:30:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't sleep tell me no sleep [6:30:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Rest is not sleep. Just try to relax. [6:31:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: will when steam is back on [6:31:10 PM] jammin' ninja: There's no murder. You're basically on a bad drug trip right now. [6:31:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AM NOT FUCK YOU [6:31:28 PM] jammin' ninja: I've seen people on anasthetic who thought fish were drowning. [6:31:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AREN'T THY??? THERE ARE FISH IN THE OCEAN THE OCEAN IS A MURDER [6:31:53 PM] toast: Lol [6:32:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH DIE BRIAN [6:32:08 PM] jammin' ninja: I can't tell how serious you are right now but either way it's disturbing. [6:32:11 PM] toast: Yup oceans are definitely murderers [6:32:17 PM] simon says and charlie yells: WHOS GONNA KILL TEM EXCEPT THE OCEAN [6:32:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Tammy, don't encourage her. [6:32:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SEE TAMMY BELEIVE MEs [6:32:33 PM] toast: I'm sorry it's just funny to me XD [6:32:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: theres nothing funny about murder tammy how dare [6:33:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the ocean killed peple and that' sfunny to yu????????? [6:33:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i changed my mind tammy isn't on my side [6:33:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: guILTY [6:33:34 PM] *** toast has renamed this conversation to "I don't know what's going on anymore" *** [6:33:51 PM] *** simon says and charlie yells has renamed this conversation to "GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *** [6:34:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why does it say i'm sto pple?? idk who simon is [6:34:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: two [6:34:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: too? [6:34:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Put the phone or computer down and take a break. [6:34:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: to??? [6:34:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CCANT BRIAN THERES MURDER TO SOLVE [6:35:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you think you can solve it while your mind is addled by anasthetic? You have to wait for it to wear off first. Then you can solve it with a clear mind. [6:37:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOU [6:37:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HUSBAND REPLYING ON MEE I WON'T LET AESTHTIC STOPO MEEE??? [6:38:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it wouldn honestly hlep yi you fer being srs??? [6:38:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get wit the program brian there a murder [6:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i need help not lunacy [6:38:51 PM] jammin' ninja: You can't even type properly, and you're accusing me of lunacy? [6:38:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YEES [6:39:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MY MOTO SKILLS ARE IMPARED SO WHAT [6:39:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HAVE A MURDER TO FIC [6:39:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I wish you luck with that. [6:39:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOUr NOT HELPING [6:40:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGERTH YOU FOOLISH FOLL TAST MY WHIP [6:40:18 PM] jammin' ninja: How could I help? I have no evidence. [6:40:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SO FIND SOME???????????????????/ [6:40:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I don't have a car. [6:40:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVIDENCE IS NTHNG TO YOU FUCKNIG DUMBASS ATTORNEY ANYWAYS [6:40:53 PM] toast: I thought franziska Von karma had a whip? [6:41:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOURE FULL OF CONJECTURE [6:41:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeah and 'm not agrafi to use it?? [6:41:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't care yif you're my brothe fuck off. [6:41:49 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are your brother. [6:42:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ILMES EDGWORT YOU'RE STILL A VONKARM HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME [6:42:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM PERFECTIN [6:42:42 PM] jammin' ninja: You said you're Edgeworth though. [6:42:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOUEvidence. [6:43:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO?? why would i be that foolish foll of a little bro of mine??? [6:43:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: lIES [6:43:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSES THE PROSECUTIOON I AM GOD [6:44:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MANFRED VON KARMA GOD OR PREOSECUTORS [6:45:51 PM] jammin' ninja: I give up. [6:46:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THA LAW DOESN GIVE UP [6:46:52 PM] toast: Yeah I'm just gonna let Von karma do her own thing and let her believe whatever she wants [6:47:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: vom karma is alwyas pefec [6:47:22 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm not the law. Therefore I can give up. [6:47:23 PM] toast: Yup [6:47:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOU ARE A VON KARMA VONKARMAS DO WHAT THEY WANT [6:47:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY ARE A LAW UNTO THEMSELVES [6:49:09 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm Brian, not a Von Karma. [6:52:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BRIAN VON KARMS [6:52:42 PM] jammin' ninja: Welp, I tried. [6:53:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OEOCUTE TIS CASE THERE'S A CLEAR GUILT PARTY [6:53:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVEN NICK CAN'T ATOP US [6:57:58 PM] jammin' ninja: You seem to have this one handled. [6:58:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I DO NOT I'M IN BED RECOVEING [6:58:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO THE CRIME SCENE [6:58:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get it thru your fucking hea miles edgwort [6:59:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you prosecut for me when i got shot but no now??????????/ [6:59:36 PM] jammin' ninja: Okay, okay, I'll deal with it. I'll need a few hours though, to make sure I search every inch. [7:00:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT BACK TO ME AS YOU FIND THINS OR I WHIP [7:00:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: scruffy will follow you to make sure!!! [7:00:59 PM] jammin' ninja: Alright, will do. 

private chat - bunny 

[7:03:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:25:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: at least finall investigat is overeay [7:25:46 PM] bunster: lol [7:25:48 PM] bunster: v good [7:26:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: speAKING OF KAY [7:26:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: didd that foolish fool find enough for you to run a simulation?????? [7:27:11 PM] bunster: nah not yet. We wait. [7:27:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mies edgewoth is a food as alsoyas [7:27:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TELL HIM YHAT IF HE DOESN'T FIND RESULTS SOON [7:27:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'LL FIRE HIM [7:28:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CAN DO THAT I AM THE ALAW. [7:28:30 PM] bunster: of course of course

group chat - members:  bunny, brian, charlie, tammy

[7:04:39 PM] bunster: brian is totes the murderer tammy is innocent [7:04:55 PM] bunster: -disappears into the night- [7:05:07 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are murderers, we're working on the case, you derp. [7:05:26 PM] toast: Yeah exactly [7:05:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:05:39 PM] bunster: THAT'S WHAT A MURDERER WOULD SAY [7:05:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SCRUFFY ISN'T INNOCNT SHE'S A FOOL [7:06:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FOOLISH FOOL DETECTI VE TOO ATTACHED TO MY MILES EDGWORTH HE'S GUITLY [7:06:39 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny, stop goofing around and get to work. We have a murder to solve. [7:07:11 PM] bunster: oh shit yeh yeh I'll get on it [7:07:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'D SEE MY WAY EVENTUALLY MILES EDGEWORTH [7:07:19 PM] bunster: lol [7:07:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get to work kay!!!! [7:07:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay you had one job [7:07:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: doen't [7:07:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't steal any evidence [7:07:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:07:58 PM] bunster: this is kinda hilarious [7:07:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgewrth is incompetent he needs all the evidence he can get [7:08:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EXCUSE YOU DON'T LAUGH SOMEONE IS DEAD [7:08:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: idk who yet but???? murde [7:13:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: reports??? i'ts been hrs [7:14:19 PM] jammin' ninja: it's been minutes. [7:14:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: jsut bc i' not there doesn't mee you can slACK OFF [7:14:27 PM] jammin' ninja: i'm not even there yet. [7:14:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: NO IT HAS NOT [7:14:36 PM] jammin' ninja: traffic is terrible. [7:14:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GET A FUCKINLE CLOCK MILES [7:14:59 PM] *** Group call *** [7:15:12 PM] *** Call ended, duration 00:11 *** [7:15:15 PM] bunster: ? [7:15:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: that report was terrible [7:15:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nothing but silence??? [7:15:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who initiated thati  was them fire [7:17:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whoevr was is firec when i find out [7:19:03 PM] bunster: omg [7:19:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: can' figr ou this foolishly fllosih sifr desidnged buy a foolsihly foolish fool!!!! [7:19:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who start the calll?????????????/ [7:21:01 PM] bunster: not meeeeee [7:21:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I REQUIRW TESTIMONY [7:21:28 PM] jammin' ninja: It was clearly Wright. He's trying to butt in to our investigation. [7:21:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PHOENIX WRIGHT CAN CROSSEXAMINE IT [7:21:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oh good point [7:21:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeh okay [7:21:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fuck phonix wright he is a foOL [7:22:00 PM] bunster: lol [7:23:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth may be foolishly infatuated with him buT HE'S STILL GETTING IN OUR WAY??? LET THE MANY INVESTIGAT IN PEACE [7:23:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PSEAKING OF [7:23:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: RPEORT [7:25:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEWORTH A VON KARMA DOESN'T TOLERATE TARDINESS [7:27:20 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm a little tied up at the moment. [7:27:36 PM] jammin' ninja: By that, I mean I've found a bowtie. [7:27:48 PM] jammin' ninja: It's quite cool. [7:28:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Searching is ongoing. I'll report when I've found something more significant. [7:32:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: boW TIE??? [7:33:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE CONE'S INVOLVED [7:33:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THAT MEANTS THERE WAS TOTALY A MURDER [7:33:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KID CAN'T TALK FIVE FOTT WITHOUT RUNNING INT  A FUCKING MURDER. [7:33:43 PM] jammin' ninja: Upon closer inspection it's actually a necktie. [7:34:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he pattern fish [7:34:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ??? [7:34:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH PATTERN???? [7:34:45 PM] jammin' ninja: You know those ugly hawiian shirts? It's like that, but worse. [7:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE KILLED HIM [7:35:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ONLY HIS FASHION SENSE IS THAT BAD [7:35:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR LARRY [7:35:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but larry isn't answering skyppp [7:35:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: so focus on investigating gumshow [7:35:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but gumshoee isn't in chat either??? disappered a whole a go. [7:36:04 PM] jammin' ninja: I've also found a discarded orange peel. [7:36:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Wait, no, this is a tangerine peel. [7:36:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hori likes oranges she ate so many her nails went orange on point [7:36:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oranges mikan tangerine ssame dif??? it's orange [7:37:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  don't dare start feeding me conjecture miles ik what i'm talkngi about [7:37:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM THE LAW [7:37:29 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes, Mrs. Law. [7:37:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FRANZY VON KARMA EXCUSE YOU [7:37:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't spelll name rn [7:38:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fransizka? [7:38:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzisika? [7:38:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzy [7:38:21 PM] jammin' ninja: I know. Focus on recovering. [7:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm franyyyyyyy [7:38:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I WILL FOCUS WHEN YOU FIND RESULTS [7:39:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe better for me to get out there sooner and take over because you're incompetent thoug [7:40:05 PM] jammin' ninja: There's a cat. I'm petting the cat. It's a nice cat. Not evidence, though. [7:40:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OYU HATE CATS [7:40:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ARE YOU BETRAYING PESS????/ [7:40:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:40:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't pet the cat aren't you allergy [7:41:58 PM] jammin' ninja: I'll be fine. I'm just hoping if I pet it enough it'll be satisfied and go away so I can keep searching in peace. [7:42:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: surprise efficient stratwegy from you miles edgeworth [7:42:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: msy you arent useless [7:43:01 PM] jammin' ninja: Thank you. [7:43:20 PM] jammin' ninja: ...Okay the cat has left. [7:43:28 PM] jammin' ninja: Resuming my search. [7:43:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  is scruffy still following you i told him two [7:44:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: isn't answering skyype [7:44:20 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes. His phone died. Forgot to charge it. [7:45:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he annoying yo [7:46:00 PM] jammin' ninja: No. He's proving quite useful, actually. He found some strange crumbs from some kind of pastry. [7:46:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did you find a body [7:46:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: how did you get them to let you in [7:47:19 PM] jammin' ninja: No body. I told them I'm an investigator, of course. [7:48:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: okay but usually theyre dickfaces i hate peolpe [7:48:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY MEVER LET YOU IN [7:49:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DID YOU KILL SOMEONE TO CREATE A CRIME SCNEE TO INVESTIGATE AND FORCE THEM TO LET YOU IN, MILES EDGEWORRHH???? [7:49:42 PM] jammin' ninja: No. [7:50:22 PM] jammin' ninja: ...They may have turned me away at first. But I insisted until they gave up. [7:50:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i mean they'd le me in i'm von karma and you may have been one but you never too kthat name and you're a foOL [7:50:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGWORTH ISN'T THAT ANNOYING [7:50:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it was gumshow wasn't it [7:50:51 PM] jammin' ninja: maybe. [7:51:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i knew it my cases are always perfect there was no room for doubt [7:52:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: unless phoenix wright somehow go word and started being his usual foolish self [7:52:47 PM] jammin' ninja: ...He was just leaving as I arrived... [7:52:57 PM] jammin' ninja: So he already knows. [7:53:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND??? did you press him for information? [7:53:36 PM] jammin' ninja: I tried. He was having none of it. [7:53:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't tell me you passed up a chance to talk to him i know you miles edgeworth [7:53:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DON'T GIVE ME THAT THE MAN LIVES TO TALK AND MAKE A NUISANCE OF HIMSELF [7:54:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND SO DOES MS FEY [7:54:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: was she not there?? [7:54:35 PM] jammin' ninja: No. And he was in a rush, for once. [7:54:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wha happened to my girlfriend miles was she not there to annoy you that measn smth is wrong where is she is she okay [7:54:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND YOU DIDN'T SEND SCRUFFY TO TAIL HIM??????? [7:55:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT'S CASE RELATED [7:55:40 PM] jammin' ninja: I did, but he gave us the slip. Surprising, considering how much he stands out. [7:57:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: and hew asn't at his agency?????? [7:57:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did yuo try asking trucy [7:58:18 PM] jammin' ninja: Apparently he left as soon as he got back. Something about checking out another place. He's clearly looking in the wrong places, though. [7:58:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why so? [7:58:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [7:59:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I've found what appears to be a rubber chicken covered in barbeque sauce. This is too strange to not be relevant. [8:01:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it is irrelevant if yo can' prove it'ss related with Logic!!!! [8:01:56 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you have any ideas? I'm having difficulty with this one. [8:02:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: turn your thinknig around [8:02:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: now how was it realte [8:02:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why would it be ther is it wasn't? ? [8:02:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ask witnesse [8:05:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [8:05:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEOWTH [8:07:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm forced to assume soometing has impeded your progress [8:07:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is it gumshoe [8:08:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: or did phoenix wright return??? [8:08:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: STOP LETTING YOUR FOOLISHLY FOOLSIH CRUSH ON A FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL DDISTRACT YOU??? [8:10:56 PM] bunster: I CANT HELP IT [8:11:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ?????????????????/ [8:11:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay faraday what are you on about [8:11:57 PM] bunster: I'm gaaaaay [8:12:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FINNIN AND MICKEY AND TED CONFESSED TO MUDERER????? [8:12:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: INVESTIGATION OS REQUITRED [8:12:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY FARADAY YOU'RE ON THE JOB [8:13:13 PM] bunster: Oh my lord [8:13:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MIESL EDGWRTH IS CLEARLY USELESS [8:13:31 PM] bunster: Nooooo! [8:14:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: if he refuses to report then he is useless to me!! [8:14:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: a von karma demands perfection!!!! [8:16:47 PM] jammin' ninja: Report: Wright is back. I have succeeded in convincing him to join me for what he believes is a friendly dinner. I will use this opportunity to subconciously drill him for information on what he has discovered so far. [8:17:14 PM] jammin' ninja: Radio silence for now. He must believe the ruse if this is to succeed. [8:17:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: going on a date with your cruh does not constituate an investigation miles edgeowrth!!!!! [8:19:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE REPORT [8:20:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mile edgeworyh is clearly useless and i require your equally useless, if responsive presence!!!!! [8:26:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOUR ICON IS GREEN [8:33:18 PM] bunster: Omg lol [8:33:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY. [8:33:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORtt [8:33:40 PM] bunster: WHAT [8:33:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE MURDER, KAY FARADAY. THE MURDER!!!! [8:34:22 PM] bunster: Report: I still don't have enough information for a simulation but I'm trying to make something with what I've got. There could be some holes in the thing tho [8:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: any body? [8:34:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: alibis? [8:35:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: witnesses? ?? [8:35:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth is useless and humshoe refusse to respond you're only lead [8:36:08 PM] bunster: Hmmmm there's no proof that the murderer was where they claimed to be. No witnesses have come forward [8:36:27 PM] bunster: My info ain't helpful I'm sorry

[wreckedregent7]

The Alert Becomes a Paragon

When I walked out into the arena, Thetis was already there waiting for me. The crowd was large as ever, and that human king, Regent, stood watching from the balcony as I stepped forward. Foebus was up there with him, watching with his arms crossed. He hated my tenacity, but loved the results.

“Vadryn T}{uris…Time and time again you }{ave proven beyond ambitious.” Thetis said, watching me move into position. We were already standing at the paces where the fight would start - after eight previous attempts, it was starting to feel choreographed.

“Your stubbornness is uncanny for a goldblood.” She mocked, looking me dead in the eye.

“< i take that as a compliment. >” I responded with my usual nonchalance. I’d grown accustomed to taking insults as praise.

“I }{ave one question before we begin.”

“< oh? shoot. >”

“W}{at compels you to keep c}{allenging me?” she asked, “You pus}{ yourself to bring new tactics to bear, and you suffer new ways to lose eac}{ time.”

Her face shifted to a mask of cold disdain.

“W}{y do you persist?”

“< why do i do it? >” I asked, plain-faced. “< hahaha, why ELSE would i do it? >”

We both settled into our stances, and white-hot static rippled over Thetis’ fingertips.

“< i do it for the glory. >”

Thetis issued Regent a quick nod, and he began to count down.

“Five…”

“Four…”

“Three…”

“Two…”

“One…”

“FIGHT!”

The Empress made the first move, darting to the side while throwing bolts of energy at me. I sent blue and gold lancelets ripping through the air, slipping beneath her own psionic barrage. Each swing of my arm sent another arc of brilliant power at my foe, and her motions sent more bolts in my direction.

My movement was cut short for dodging a laser blast, narrowly avoiding the worst assaults, only to get my shoulder tagged by one of the lighter shots. I swung my arm across the air, raking at it with half-curled fingers, and all the silvery spheres of energy intended for me crackled and dissipated.

Thetis began steadily ramping up the pressure, sending a salvo of psychic bolts while simultaneously pushing me towards the wall. I swung my good arm wildly, shattering more and more waves of her attacks while struggling to keep my footing.

Within moments, I gave up on trying to guard against the psionic barrage, and instead impelled myself from the wall with telekinetic force. My opponent saw an opportunity, and gave me freedom of movement, allowing me to hurdle recklessly forward.

I took full advantage of the momentum, and just barely managed to slide over the ground. Thetis jumped over me, and while she was still in the air, I raised my arm, and projected a kinetic field, suspending her in the air.

“< hey thetis, >” I exclaimed, rising to my feet. “< ever wonder what happened to the condesce’s battleship? >”

I expected no answer to my taunt, and instead immediately threw my arms apart, bringing my hands together with a thunderous clap. The field collapsed on itself with immense force, sending a shockwave throughout the room, eliciting a sound of awe from the crowd.

My good arm twitched after recovering from the shock, and I could feel the cords starting to burn beneath the skin. I was surprised that even with upgrades, it still hurt to overexert like that.

And then, mere moments after catching my breath, I felt more than a burn - a swift, heavy heel in my back, and I was thrown across the room, tumbling over on the floor like a ragdoll.

As I got back up, shaking from overexertion and physical pain, I heard a cold, cruel voice.

“Your brazen ignorance surprises and annoys me, Vadryn.”

Thetis hovered in the middle of the arena, her body limned with silver light. Her eyes glowed pale, and her hands were covered in the white static she was ready to unleash.

“To taunt as t}{oug}{ you }{ad t}{e advantage, and to pretend as if your stunt would }{ave been enoug}{ to so muc}{ as incapacitate me, let alone cause me any }{arm.”

I laughed. It was a hearty, wild laugh. Thetis’ brow twitched.

“< i guess there’s just one thing left to do, huh? >”

I grabbed at the bracelet around my wrist, tugging off my amp’s output limiter. The Empress raised her arm to prepare her final assault. I tossed the bracelet aside, and, grinning like the madman I am, I stepped forward.

In an instant, there was light. White, blinding light, then blue and gold streaks dancing around the air. A hundred-thousand bolts of psychic energy rained against me, a cascade of overwhelming power. But none of them harmed me. None of them so much as touched me, and instead they became wisps of white in the ever-growing bubble of blue and gold electricity surging around me.

I walked forward, and Thetis doubled her assault. I could hear her roaring, exerting herself to some measure to bury me in silver fire. But instead, the crackle and surge of my barrier drowned her out, growing further and further. By the time I reached the middle of the arena, I had my left arm outstretched, raised into the air.

I was confident what I had was enough to best Thetis, but I fed more power into it, shooting arcs of unbridled psionic power from my arm and into the massive barrier of gold. The Tyrian took a step back, bracing herself, and I laughed, half-mad with my own display of power.

“< I FORGOT TO MENTION SOMETHING, THETIS. >” My voice pierced the roar of psychic energy that enveloped both of us.

“< I BROUGHT ONE LAST TRICK TO THIS FIGHT. >”

My arm twitched under the pressure, the immense power stored in the bubble begging to be released.

“< SO NOW, JUST FOR YOU, I’M GONNA GO ALL OUT. >”

With one swift motion, my hand was thrown to face the ground, and for a moment, there was silence.

“< i’ve been waiting for this moment. >”

After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, that had only truly been mere seconds, the gold and azure storm imploded on itself, and a great, massive arc of power obliterated the ground, sending a shockwave of pure psionic energy rippling out over the arena, knocking Thetis back against the far wall.

The arc surged through the ground, carving the sign of the Alert into the floor before completing it with one last wave of power, burning the walls of the colosseum ash-black.

I fell to my knees, and my consciousness started to fade, but as I looked up and opened my eyes, I saw Thetis standing over me, only just affected by my final attack.

“< did i…lose…again? >”

As I slipped out of consciousness, I felt something tapping against my shoulders, and then, nothing.

When I came to, I awoke in the locker room, laid down on the floor with a towel supporting my head. Regent and Foebus stared down at me, with my Emperor-to-be looking down with concern.

“< uh…hhey. >” I greeted them.

“o)– hey y()urself, dumbass.” Foebus chastised me. “o)– y()u nearly fucking killed y()urself trying t() beat thetis.”

“< hhah, like that’s news. >”

There was a moment of silence, before I looked up at Regent.

“< so what happened? >”

“You won.” He said before correcting himself “…But only just.”

I laughed - and groaned while I laughed. It hurt, but I laughed regardless - and then I coughed up blood.

“o)– quit it, vadryn, y()u’re ()nly making it w()rse.”

Within moments, I heard quick, light footfalls rushing into the room. Athene knelt down beside me, placing her hands on my stomach. Her hands glowed red, and the faint traceries of crimson magic darted through the air, forming an image like clock-hands ticking backwards.

“s()rry i wasn’t here faster - thetis was w()rse ()ff than i th()ught!”

Her apology was tinged with an excited panic, like she was in a rush to come mend my wounds.

“How bad?” Regent asked, leaning forward.

“harsh burns, busted ribs, and s()mething in her st()mach g()t the w()rst ()f the sh()ck.”

“And she’s okay now?”

Athene simply nodded, and focused on patching me up. Her hands moved over to my arm, then to my forehead, and down to my legs, with each moment spent on each limb reinvigorating me and repairing what damage Thetis had dealt.

“< ohh, she’s gonna kick my ass for that. >” I moaned, sitting myself upright, only to be pushed back down by my healer. I looked back up at her meekly, but, after seeing her frustrated expression, decided that I didn’t want to get on two Tyrians’ bad sides.

“Well, Vadryn, welcome to the Paragons.” the Seer said, as he stood up and moved to leave. “Get yourself some rest. You’ve earned it.”

And with those words, he was gone.

“< so, then… >” I began, gazing up into the concerned eyes of my Prince. “< after she gets finished healing me here, how about we hit the bar to celebrate? >”

The two fuchsias shared a mutual glance, before Foebus stared down at me in what I could only assume was disappointment.

“o)– abs()lutely fucking n()t.”

“< aww, c'mon. >”

Athene interjected, rising to her feet after she had finished her work.

“vadryn, y()u really sh()uld g() and get s()me rest.”

“< heh, is that an order? >” I asked confidently, finally sitting myself upright.

“o)– yes, it’s an ()rder.”

Foebus’ tone was strict, and he looked down at me with an annoyed expression. I hesitated in my response, before finally submitting to them.

“< alright, alright, you guys win. i’ll take it easy for a few days. >”

“o)– g()()d.”

With that, Foebus pulled me up to my feet, and we left the locker room, each of us going our own ways. Athene went off to catch up with Regent, Foebus left to go find Thetis, and I marched off to savor my triumph - and make preparations for the celebrations to come.

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