#i will not be taking constructive criticism 🤠

[fadewalking]

Hc that juicing on the blight has made Elgar'nan's peen tiny 🤏

[trash-gobby]

I honestly thought I was gonna have a hard time on this website because I've heard horror stories about how Tumblr is super toxic for writers posting content and stuff, but I've been pleasantly surprised over the past three months of being here. I don't think I've gotten a single horrible person saying nasty crap on my blog. I have only had really kind patient people, and some people who were critical, but in a positive and constructive way. This might be because I've found the right community where people are generally pretty chill, but I also think that the things I've heard about this website might also be a bit exaggerated.

Anyway! I want to say thank you to all the wonderful people who have, lurked, been really fantastic mutuals, followers, anons, and general requesters! You guys have really made me feel welcome here and like my writing (while needing work) isn't the worst thing on the face of planet earth. I love being a part of the horror community, and other communities (especially the Bishop people and Dark City, and James Bond fandoms, shout out to y'all 🤠), and I hope to meet many more wonderful and creative people through this sight!!!

Wishing a happy holidays & New Year to the mutuals and others who have been so kind, and the 2018 people who sticked around following my dumb ass! You all rock and are great human beings who I believe can succeed at anything you put your mind to!!!: @gaycowboywizard (real life bestie who does way to much work proofreading for me. I should pay you). @horror-obsessed (first follower who writes amazing content on their main account @beoneofus . Please check them out! It's totally worth it). @pitiful-anonymous-vampire (also one of the first people to follow, has made me feel extremely welcome on this platform. Thank you for the capybara photos. They sustained me through exam period.). @ninjettey (who kicked off my ask box obsession with my first ever ask. Thank you for giving me such a creative ask :D. Also writes stuff, so please give them a read). @dogboy-tim (thanks for sending in multiple creative asks and reblogging my stuff! I really appreciate the interaction and the kindness!!! They write as well and extremely well at that, so give them a read and follow). @myers-meadow & @chop-top-suey (frequent active followers and I love seeing you guys in my feed too! Both an amazing writer and artist! If you follow me you should follow them!!!). @judge-arts (who has been a good internet friendo and person I've talked to about our mutual obsession with Bishop!!! Thanks for making me feel welcome in that niche but wholesome side of fandom, it warms my tiny goblin heart. Also check out their art, it's extremely intricate 3D work and it's beautiful). @civitvs (who wrote a whole fanfic based on headcanons I made and deserves some praise for taking time out of their day to do so. I'm so flattered. Here is their AO3 link. Please go show them some love.)

Honestly there are so many people I want to thank that go beyond the list I've made of mutuals who I wanted to shout out. If I've missed people, know that I still see you, and that I appreciate you sticking around. I just always feel thankful and mushy around this time of the year, so I wanted to let everyone who interacts, lurks, or follows to know that I appreciate all of you and If you ever feel like your having a bad day or that your art is crap, I am here to tell you, you rock and are the best of the best.

Have a Happy Holidays & a great New Year!!! ✨🌙

[blood-on-the-marble]

I appreciate you, human!

For the matchup:

My name is Sage, I'm an 18-year-old psych major and a non-binary dingleberry. I use they/them pronouns.

I'm AFAB, white, 5' 5.5", have short (annoyingly soft) straight blond hair and glasses. Blueish-greenish eyes. I'm muscular, but I gained a lotta weight since the beginning of COVID. I'm basically at risk for being at risk for being overweight 🤠.

I'm pansexual, but lately I've just been in the mood for fictional dick. It really do be like that doe. In a partner, the main things I look for are sense of humor and how much they fUcking worship me, because Sage needs attention.

My personality is total brat sub energy. Like I'm nonconfrontationally confrontational. I once sassily replied "r/NobodyAsked" to an unsolicited dick pic, but then again, I've also bumped into a table and apologized to the table.

The ideal date is sparring (I'm into MMA, I am a black belt, hehe) and then inappropriate, immature MadLibs while listening to Marc Rebillet, and then cuddling and watching Big Mouth. And no, I do not take constructive criticism on my idea of the perfect date. :)

As much as I present myself as a total goof sometimes (I literally have socks that just say "FARTS" over and over again), I am somewhat of a tortured soul. I suffer with depression, anxiety, OCD, possibly BPD, ADHD, and PTSD. I frequently wake up screaming from a nightmare. :") I've also been to the psych ward 5 times and had other traumas too triggering for others to mention here, and I WILL make dark jokes about them.

uhhHHH did I miss anything? If I did, let me know! Thanks again for doing this! 💞

HMM... I dub thee's partner ... JEFF THE KILLER!!

Slightly suggestive mention! 18+ !

ok hear me out ..

Jeff is one of those people who is a dick but the more you know him, the more he becomes sweeter, and you start to be able to pick him apart and see the softer parts of him and I think that his silly, sarcastic soft side is what would fit you best!! Jeff is one of those mother fuckers who thinks everything is funny. You could show him a deep fried picture of a watermelon that has a J on it, and he'd lose his mind laughing at it. He's also the world's biggest simp, so if you want praise, he's right there. He's softest in the mornings, when you both wake up together. He runs his hands through your hair and tells you how attractive you look and how much he loves you. He's also probably one of the horniest creeps in the mansion, and if you're being a bratty sub, he'll quickly take over and put you back in your place if you need it, but he loves to watch you sass off. Jeff loves to spar when he's angry or just looking to let off extra steam or energy. He finds it soothing, so when he found out that you wanted to spar with him, he was super eager for it. At first, he went easy on you, claiming he didn't wanna hurt you. "Babe, come on, I'm not going to go all out on ya. You're too cute to be covered bruises." Cocky mother fucker, you beat him the first three rounds, it shut him up real quick. After that, he went all out, you two are evenly matched!! After you're both warn out and tired, it's around midnight, so the creeps are in bed and sleeping, so that gives you two free reign of the living room, which you two take absolute advantage of. Settling down, you cuddle up close and watch Big Mouth and play mad libbs. Jeff's humor is absolutely CRACKED, so it's usually fart jokes or nonsensical words, but he loves it so much. His laugh is sort of raspy, but you can hear the smile in his voice. Jeff... to be honest is not the best at comforting you when you're not doing super well. He'll ask you if you're alright and if there's anything he can do for you, but overwhelming emotions make him a bit uncomfortable, so his way of comforting you is giving you his hoodie to wear, letting you lay on his side of the bed and bringing you tea, or your favorite drink if it's not tea. He tries his best. He really succeeds after the rough patch has passed. After that's over, he'll cuddle and snuggle you as much as possible, and tell you how much you mean to him. It helps him be vulnerable as well. He's also been through his fair share of trauma, and it helps you two grow closer, having similar experiences. He loves you, that's for sure. As for your appearance, he LOVES your height. Jeff is tall, but not the tallest in the mansion, leveling out at an even 5'10, but he loves to pick you up and carry you around, even though he's only 5 inches taller than you. He also loves to kiss you on the top of the head when he does this. He also often tells you how much he loves your eyes, and how he thinks you were made for him.

[e-rex-archive]

JWKDKKD YOU DO USE UNNECESSARY U’S one thing Americans did Right was change the English language!

when she says you use unnecessary U’s in words…

[ourpickwickclub]

Look I agree that we should avoid comparisons and picking on people's physical attributes. But may I suggest if ML wants to increase her audience, she possibly would be better served with garments that go past her knees and a hairstyle similar to Sia's. it may not matter, because I guess as people say in CM awards speak. She may been graduating now, and the new women start to get recognized for their talent and accomplishments.

Constructive criticism I see. I doubt ML will go down w/o a fight (inserts joke here mentally not in print, see 'choosing love'). I thought she'd go for a big moment last night but the having everyone wear pink sunglasses was a fail. She's sort of locked into her place at the top of in cm imo no matter what she does, until another cm female really takes off. In other news, Blake looked hot last night 🤠🔥!- B