#i’m taking a fucking BITE
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until my throat memorizes every vein
#….. i said what i said and i stand by it#chomp chomp <— me taking a large bite of his bicep#jesus fucking christ noah????????#i’m actually crashing out jesus christ#bc what the absolute fuck is this#bad omens#noah sebastian#noahsebastian#nowah#badomens
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I really love last line c!slime says to c!quackity.
“Thank you for teaching me what it’s like to be human.”
What a poetic line. Slime never saw the monster quackity wished he could be. Instead he is a broken and flawed man, who made a lot of bad decisions. But none of that took away his humanity. A complicated mess, but so intrinsically human.
#I love their dynamic so much#it’s so fucking interesting and just so fun to analyze#like ugh I could say so much more#but I’m a bad writer and I’m not a las nevadas expert qualified to give proper analysis#soooooooo take this more obvious bite#dsmp#las nevadas#c!quackity#c!slimecicle#quackity#slimecicle#quackiverse#mcytflav
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oh what a nice young man, i sure hope he doesn't take the same pitfalls as his idols and do something that will haunt him forever in the form of his sibling :)
AFK?????????.?.?.?.?????.? FUCKING HELL AFK GET BACK HERE YOU CSNT THROW THIS AT ME AND THEN L E AV EWHAT
I sure fucking HOPE SO.
god what happened to Hyde. What happened
an experiment gone wrong, leaving him hospitalized, and when Jekyll visits, guilt ridden and teary-eyed, when Hyde wakes up again after days, weeks—
Hyde won’t even look at him.
Won’t listen.
there’s nothing Jekyll can do to fix this. Any of it.
When Hyde is finally discharged, he shakes off Jekyll’s hand and stumbles off of that bed, ignoring the wheelchair they’d provided and hissing in pain as he crumples to the floor, and muttering curses the whole way (maybe he lost his voice) (maybe Jekyll is imagining him cursing, maybe he’s pretending everything is still normal) (what kind of injury is it, what happened)
in the months that followed, Hyde didn’t speak to him once. Even when his voice came back (if it left at all)
When Jekyll got the news that he’d been accepted at Oxford, that he was leaving the country — Hyde looked him in the eyes for the first time in months.
He’s known Hyde his whole life. He could see what Hyde meant from his eyes alone. He could see the mixture of relief and fear and anger hardening into something that screamed “good riddance”
When Jekyll left, Hyde didn’t even say goodbye
Jekyll couldn’t blame him
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He tried, those first few months. Sent letters. But none of them ever got a response. When the first one came back, “return to sender”, Jekyll felt himself smile, an ugly little thing that held no joy, no bitterness. Some unnamed, third emotion between the two. Relief, maybe.
“Good riddance” he tried to say, but the words tasted like ash and caught like glass in his throat until all that came out was a choked, wet sound. It didn’t matter. At least he knew where they stood, now.
He kept that letter, and every single one written after it, in the bottom drawer of his office table, the one that locked with a little silver key that he never went anywhere without. He never looked through them, either.
And yet.
No matter where Jekyll fucking turned, his stupid brother was there. He took to covering up the mirrors. Took to cutting his hair even shorter than he’d kept it before, trimming the sides until they were just stubble.
When he got really, really shitfaced one night, early in those years before he’d started cutting his hair every damn month and it was growing out in that choppy, awkward way hair did, he looked in a mirror and laughed. He hugged the bottle to his chest, kneeling on the floor of his dorm, and giggled at his reflection.
“What,” he slurred, Scottish accent thick, “You want some too, Hyde? This is my bottle, you get your own.”
And then, despite himself, Jekyll started crying.
He woke up that morning, face sticky and mouth tasting like shit, and stumbled straight out of his dorm — throbbing headache and all — to get his hair cut so short he could hardly recognize himself anymore. Lanyon laughed at him, when he saw him later that day. Jekyll just shrugged, told him he was trying something new.
And it was better this way. He had to believe it. This was better for the both of them.
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#I started writing a wholeass fic and had to take the end part off bc it would take a whole fic to bridge this to that.#It lives in my notes app now#AFKKKKK I AM BITING YOU I AM SHAKING I AM SO FUCKING. NORMAL ABOUT THIS. BELIEVE ME.#DUD ETHE WAY YOU DRAW EXPRESSIONS AND THE FUCKING GREEN OF JEKYLLS EYES AND THE DAWNING NUMB HORROR ON HIS FACE#THE BLOOD#IM GONNA EXPLODE YOU#THERES SO MUCH I STARTED WRITING AND HAD TK RESTRAIN MYSELF LIKE “you want to write this don’t write it on here write the whole thing”#My art#for the writing I got possessed by your art idk#Asks#AFK IM COMING FOR YOUR KNEES#I’m imagining now that the Accident was— Okay that’s in my notes app those ideas are in my notes app#Glass Twins AU#Henry jekyll#Edward hyde#the glass scientists
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i’m 🤏 this close to writing some Laios cannibalism fic/hcs. who want some.
#I’ve seen like. a few people dip their toes into it but I am a fucking freak I’m not shy. he will take a bite out of you. And you’ll like it#laois touden#dungeon meshi#laios x reader#dungeon meshi x reader
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vampire donna asking to bite and drink from you shyly AUGH please
#donna beneviento#i’m writing ho shit so sorry#i love vampires pls take advantage of me im being so real#i’ll bite back like a fucking dog
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I love how G Gundam first 5 eps are spent with introducing the reoccurring cast and then you get to ep 6 and they just go “you know what would be funny? If we decided NOW this is where Domons goal gets explained via him being trapped in a hallucinatory simulation with his family”
#meg text#g gundam#this is so fucking on brand for imagawa yet I didn’t expect it to happen THIS fast#like the devil gundam?? Now?? And the shining form?? Damn okay not complaining#I’m still not like hyperfixated on this but compared to other mechas I’ve tried to watch this IS keeping my attention#(Watch me bite my words and then this takes over my fucking brain after more crazy shit happens)#fyi I’m aware of a lot of spoilers so the twist itself didn’t surprise me but the fact they addressed it THIS early did#tbh spoilers might be why I’m not hyperfixated but I’ve put it off for so long it was bound to happen
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Kyoto you dastardly evil bastard lizard

Idiot. I think he was 3 in this pic. He’s 5 years old now. Can you believe that.

El niño chiquito de la casa 💔💔💔💔💔💔 GHH. He was also 3 or 4 here. Do you think there’s anything behind those eyes.

(Ignore my hand (do look at my glamorous perfect beautiful long claws tho 😼))
#Everyone sing happy birthday for this fat fuck#That fucking bird that I hate#my dogggehhgjfhsmwkgkg……. He makes me aggressive I want to EAT this idiot. So fat and cute#Isn’t he the cutest rectangle ❤️#Malevolent prick……. He knows how to get more little treats……..#I remember when he slept with me on my bed as a ouppy 💔💔💔💔💔 so warm 😞😞😞 he cant sleep in my bed anymore bc fur#This bitch is snoopys distant cousin. El esnupi. Bc he only understands Spanish so he’s esnupi.#I love this ugly little fuck so much LET ME TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOU. KYOTO GET ON MY FUCKING PLATE. IDIOT.#he’s so cute he makes me cry.#He needs to stop doing a 360 when I scratch his bellay tho. Smh. Stay still idiot.#They say the dog is the image of the owner (we share potential neurodivergence ig)#the worm conference#Doodle#my dog#dog#<3#Mi niño hermoso…….. el bobo…… el myaaaaamyaaamyamyamyamya#We bought him Costco themed dog toys (they make those apparently) and a new harness for his bday. He was so excited.#This makes a grown man (me (I’m not a man (I am a gentleman))) cry………#dog appreciation post
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If I had a nickel for every time I made a made up fanfic in my head and got so attached that I wanted to make it its own story, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but fuck do I need to stop.
#admittedly the first one was born of the most ridiculous crossover in my head#but brain rot is real and I am neurodivergent#like#okay#admittedly the first character by vague description fit Alistor to a tee#but when you get into the nitty gritty he is very different#like white man from the north moves down south because he killed his brother due to a very weird placement of jealousy#and then takes in a black woman covered in blood in the middle of the forest not due to empathy#because like what even is that#but instead because murder is easier with two pairs of hands and someone you have blackmail on is a very good partner in crime#and how the fuck do I explain her existence#how do I convey the artificer to murderous 1920s black woman pipeline#and that’s artificer from rain world by the way#and then there’s the current brain rot#which is scum villain and it has taken ahold of my brain#and the story is so ingrained with the weird shit of my brain that I should probably never make it out of my brain#but then I thought of adding it to my world building world#as like one of many from history#and now I’m like HOW?#and the story is a really fun three way parallel#like we have one person who committed atrocities to get freedom and now it comes back to bite his ass#one person who submitted to his circumstances and now can’t find a way out after so long in those chains turned cage#and one person who admitted loyalty and now has so many enemies that she can’t be loyal to anyone else#and all three just want to be able to get back to the other two with that happy ending they promised each other#and you could maybe find out who two of those are cause the third was a fucking self insert for some reason or the other#and again this is just a blip in the history of this world#like I’m planning about three revolutions probably more and a whole library’s worth of history literature religions and even creatures#both plant and animal and all that’s in between#but it’s still a fun idea damnit#give me the concubine the general and the politician
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Truly mind boggling and yet unsurprising to see people Continue infantilising the One asian character in the ATSV lineup. Y’all think you’re so smart and revolutionary for your head canons about Pavitr but then you’ll meet actual desi people and think we’re fucking stupids and weird because we aren’t how you believe Indians are supposed to be
I just want to know what is going on in your brain. What makes you think applying the words “baby” “dimwitted” “bubbly and sweet” “unconfrontational” exclusively to Pavitr is such a good idea
#agnirambles#I feel I’m biting on metal every time I see some one post their big brain takes on Pavitr and it’s him relegated to local baby#someone mentioned the infantilisation of Pavitr not even two days ago. yet SOMEONE ELSE POSTED TO THIS EXACT SAME PLACE#AND FUCKING CALLED HIM A BABY#I’m genuinely concerned at what people are thinking when they make posts like this#are you judging things at face value? lose all levels of cognitive thinking when you see Pavitr bc he’s definitely not what you imagined-#-the average Indian to be?#the atsv Pavitr I know is a fucking overconfident bastard with unconventional good Spider-Man luck#where the fuck are you getting the idea that he’s a sweet adorable baby?#pavitr prabhakar#atsv pavitr#spiderman atsv#across the spiderverse#spider man#spider man across the spider verse#I’m tired man. seeing so many people no doubt ignoring these posts bc it doesn’t fit their nuclear found family makes me feel-#-as powerless and as incapable and stupid as the infantilised indians themselves
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pro tip: if a doctor is saying shit and you’re getting weird vibes you can stare dead at them until they shut up and/or call them out and watch them scramble
#oh you think i should try therapy before going on t well boo fucking hoo because 1) therapy is no longer a requirement to start hrt#2) i know what i fucking want and you don’t and 3) i can do whatever i want forever#he was not v bad abt it and he backed off quickly but i’m tired of ppl telling me i should get therapy rather than go on t bc they think#that wanting to transition is something that can be stopped bc they think i’ll regret transitioning and it’s like. shut the fuck up i can#do whatever i want forever i know what i want and you will take me seriously or i’m going to fucking bite your head off#other than that everyone was nice n shit this dr took me more seriously than some others and i appreciate it but also i am not#going to allow more ppl to try to talk me out of hrt or try to convince me to get therapy instead bc it pisses me tf offfff
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hi I'm back just for today cause I'm literally packing my pc up tonight but just a like. idk blanket statement of sorts. clearing the air or whatever you want to call it. but if you're not masking up when you go out, I personally hate you. idc if you like to pretend covid doesn't matter anymore. idc if it "makes your face too warm" or whatever other stupid, whiny excuse you wanna use. put a fucking mask on. or just unfollow me. I don't want any selfish people here because it's clear you can't care about anyone else even for a moment.
#dropping this post here too even tho I don't think it's REALLY necessary but. I'm upset and cranky and I'm taking it out here too.#now who's going to play the find rinn's main game for this post there#except the one on main also had the addition#of if you're forking over money for these mediocre/racist 'live action' reboots#you can fuck off too#never getting over the bastardization of animated films so conservative agendas can be pushed#and a bunch of shit about the things in la in it that I don't think NEEDS to be repeated here#but like if it does holy shit why the hell are you following me here#I’m done watching everyone ignore their choices bc they’re not ones that affect them directly#there are so many ugly and terrible things happening in the world right now#and people are too selfish to put a piece of cloth over their mouths#I'm done being NICE this year point blank#I am going to be mean and mad about it all#gnashing and biting the entire time#this year has done nothing but fuck me over#and I just want one fucking break#but that’s not going to happen so I’m at least making it clear where I stand#anyway I'll remember how to write one day but definitely not any time soon#bye love you guys unless you fall into that category#in which case don't let the door hit you on the way out#I'm going to go crawl into a bog I am so fucking TIRED.
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already not having it (life.. work.. existence) today and a new client is really testing my patience oh my god
#I Will Bite Your Head Off girl what the fuck#rich people are so fucking entitled oh my god. i know we know this. but working for them and caring for their dogs is like a whole other#level. the way they treat me like i should be available 24/7 like i don’t have my own life or pets to take care of ?#this girl. asked for daycare for her dog today. he is dog aggressive. so we cannot have him with other dogs.#so we said no but we can do two 30 min walks at these times.#she came back and tried to push the walks to 45 mins each. it is going to be almost 90F today.#i refuse to walk dogs longer than 30 mins in the heat and even that is too much!! honestly! they should only be going out to potty!#and then she tried to get another walk for a later time??? girl i’m going HOME. i have my own dog!!!!#like doing all this day of is insane too#she’s also outside of our usual neighborhood so it’s a 20 min walk just to get to her dog. that’s an extra 40 mins out of our time not getti#g paid. and we have other clients!!!! all in the same (different) neighborhood!#girl we shouldn’t even be keeping u as a client and u keep being difficult.#it’s already not worth it and she’s being So . UGH#i’m ready to be a househusband someone pls free me from this life
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Guys I’m afraid 🫠 so afraid…. The DS Lee Felix AU fic….🫠 I fear it writes itself every fucken day he spends here in California ……look I wanted to buy a ticket to the show in Cali but I’m a broke bitch and I needed some shit I was actually going to use.
I drew on the fucking picture of Felix ok? I’m. He just \(//∇//)\ LOOK AT HIM WITH PINK IN THE OHOTO HES SO DREAMY I CANT HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN A CHERRY BLOSSOM TREE THi NG IDK i HAVE NEVER FUCKEN BEEN to a tree like that
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Even if I did buy the tickets it wouldn’t have been the ones I want. I would have bought seats pretty far maybe balcony ones of whatever tf there called. Look I’m a hermit fangirl who just spends her time thinking up filthy fantasy versions of the only kpop boys I am geeked over. They got me hooked line and sinker and I fear that my heart always wavers in their favor.
But I will admit only Jimin comes close to my love for ….im gonna leave it there. This is already an over the top confession of a post….this is the beginning of a second DS Lee Felix fic ramble….maybe ??? I wanna say it’s just me being a simp for skz.
Lee Felix. I was awake when you fucken posted on instagram. I felt attacked and it’s not fair for you to use that song cause it 100% applies to you 🫠 ….im. It’s midnight. I need sleep. I fucken finished the tags okay I might come back to add to this. I am still organizing the other fic ramble all the screenshots are there already. I posted it a a week ago I think….
Time 🫠what is? It’s fucken 00:24
#stray kids#writing#fanfic#straykids fanfic#i’m sorry i’m like this#skz smut#writing ideas#smut wip#distant sobbing#Demon Slayer Lee Felix AU#oh my god this is gonna be so self indulgent#felix if you find this i am sorry#lee felix x y/n#lee felix please just reject me already#lee felix you have to reject me and tell me its never gonna happen other wise im gonna keep wriiting fics about you#lee felix smut#felix please just reject me come on its not a hard ask 😫#felix please all i ask is one chance. i’m not as firm as changbin or as pretty as hyunjin but i promise we be the bestest friends#waIT NOT THAT INE#I WASNT SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT ONE IGNORE IT#look i have a thing for lee felix. i need to have him as a mythical mystery creature that finds me.#oh fuck it#fine all my Felix tags here#stop cause lix is so fucken cute and i wanna squish him so much rn and he’s looking so plum i can actually take a bite out of him 😫#look you cant encourage the fucken filthy lix 💭#look i’m just obsessed with the length and i wanna braid it and run my fingers through it😖#his hair#someone please stop me 😭 how can i have pure thoughts when he’s so pretty and looks like he needs to be given so much happiness#felix please don’t look at me like that#please stop looking like the fantasy love of my life that i created in my dreams all those years ago
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anyway Completely unrelated i promise but does anyone want to volunteer to put a collar and a muzzle on the dog and keep it in their house. it Is insane but it Is quiet about it we promise
#N posts stuff#the muzzle is just bc it chews the fuck out of its own paws it’s Fine (covered in bite bruises. it’s Fine)#‘i’m a better dog than i am a man’ hhhhhhh#the problem is that there’s not like. Actually anyone irl who i would ever run into who could actually be swayed#by the premise of taking care of a fucked up mentally ill dog. like we can do tricks i guess but#none that are actually in any way balancing the scales right? but hey. you can kick us we’d be fine with it#we’re losing touch with the metaphor here if it is one. LOOK im not feeling Well#Guess Where The Dog Is Right Now you know?? fuck me.#we’re not Really a good dog maybe but we’d try really hard. esp if someone would attempt to praise it. you don’t have to be sincere#(the dog is too stupid desperate to tell the difffernce like Come On. i can Try at least??? does that count for anything?)
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Toeing the line between “rant about it on Tumblr, no one cares” and “be a goddamn grown-up and deal with it by yourself”
#i have been biting my tongue all week and i’m fucking over it#but i’m also 23 and i can’t be taking all my personal issues to the void#amazing how being back on this site has turned me back into a teenager#like i have to keep reminding myself that i’m a fucking adult#and adulthood is doing some cardio and letting it go instead of doing what you actually want to do#which is to tell them to fuck all the way off go to hell and leave you alone#anyway time to go for a run.
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#I don’t even know how to feel right now#my kiddo moved up into the older kids room#then yesterday I get a message from daycare saying another kid scratched my baby’s face#and I’m like okay a scratch is just a scratch it happens#when I got home and saw him I was like what the fuck this wasn’t just a little scratch it is dark and red and angry#and then I go to give him a bath and I see he has a bitemark shaped bruise on his shoulder#and I’m like what the fuck why wouldn’t you tell me this too#and I go in today to talk to the director and she wasn’t there#they give me the incident report that says basically this kid#wanted to take my sons pacifier and he wouldn’t let him and he scratched his face and pushed him down and bit him#like what the actual fuck#why wouldn’t you tell me the whole thing#I had to find out on my own by seeing a mark on my babies skin#I’m so upset#he’s still such a gentle baby like he doesn’t hit or bite out of anger yet#so it just breaks my heart to know this other kid did this to him#and that the daycare ladies weren’t there to monitor and see it happen
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