#idek the tags

[goozeghost]

ART pestering MB with riddles

(based on an actual conversation between my best friend and I)

[grandminimuses]

rq does anyone like the teensies. like ales mansay the grand minimuses the teensie doctors and queen..... i want to talk to people

[iveseenitinmovies]

never seen mash why is one of them always serving unfathomable amounts of cunt

like i couldn’t name a single character apart from hawkeye who apparently has nothing to do with the marvel superhero. no idea what the premise of the show is or what it’s about but i know there’s the cheeky bisexual guy (hawkeye i think) and the cuntress who is, according to the few gifsets i’ve seen (correct me if i’m wrong), one of the guys who’s in drag a lot of the time. this is what the characters look like to me

[musicals-and-mushrooms]

[pathojon]

they both settled on these

[siriusdraws]

Ang Tikbalang Ay Kinakasal Sa Ulan

[The Tikbalang Weds In The Rain]

[featherspiral]

I was like shit dawg do I even remember how to draw a normal goat. if someone needed me to draw a goat would I accidentally draw a boss monster. like I probably still can't really draw a cat without making it obvious I was a warrior cats kid

anywayz I'm doing a lot of 8 hour shifts lately so pardon the lack of drawing hahaou

[kylegalllner]

#good for him

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

[beloveds-embrace]

(thinking of dragon john price wanting your chubby self as an addition to his hoard 😩)

The first time John Price walks into your café, it’s because he needs something strong to shake the weariness from his old bones. The bell above the door chimes, and the warmth of roasted beans and sugar wraps around him like a comfort he didn’t know he needed.

And then he sees you.

You’re behind the counter, moving with easy confidence, soft hands making quick work of a steaming pitcher of milk. There’s a warmth in your smile when you greet him, eyes bright, cheeks plush and inviting. Something in his chest tightens- something ancient, something hungry.

He doesn’t speak at first, just rumbles out his order in that low, gravelly timbre of his, but he watches you. The way your hands move, steady and capable. The way your curves shift as you reach for a cup, the fabric of your uniform stretching over the swell of your stomach, your hips. You’re soft. Lush. And suddenly, John forgets what it was he came in for beyond you.

The coffee you place in front of him is perfect. He barely tastes it.

After that, he starts coming in more often.

At first, it’s under the excuse of needing a pick-me-up before work, but then it becomes something else entirely. A routine. A habit. A hoarding. He brings trinkets sometimes- small things, barely noticeable at first. A shiny coin from some distant country, left on the counter as a tip. A sleek, carved wooden bracelet he insists on you wearing. A packet of specialty tea, even though this is a coffee shop, because he thought you might like it. And you do, the smile you give him always so pretty, so soft, like most humans are, except none of them is you.

It’s instinct, this need to gift, to gather, to keep.

And when other men linger too long at the counter, when they smile at you just a little too wide, John bristles. His shoulders square, big wings soreading ever so slightly, the scales along his tail sharpening. He makes himself big, more than he already is, and lets his presence fill the space until they think better of their flirting and take their coffee to go.

He doesn’t like them looking at what’s his.

Not yet, not officially- but he’s working on that.

Because you don’t know it yet, his sweet barista, but John has already made up his mind. You belong with him, with them. In his hoard, where he can keep you warm and safe, where he and his men can adore you properly.

You just haven’t figured it out yet.

(Reblogs for more)

[alukaforyou]

meee&sukuuuunaaaa 🤪🔫

i got another back tatu last month🪷 & got this shirt for it :3

ref pic sorry for putting these ppl on the dash lmao (edit: just learned this isnt actually prince william but a lookalike!!) but this pic is SO GOOD:

was legit like OU SHIET!!!!! when i first saw it many yrs ago and now i finally had the perf chance to use it <3 possibly the most unhinged pic i've ever drawn💀💀💀💀💀 might work on it more in the future *suga voice* but no, not today 그 때가 오늘은 아니지💥💥💥

[mara-phelion]

HELLO???

[laufeysons]

You may kiss the bride.

Corpse Bride (2005) dir. Mike Johnson, Tim Burton

[emiliosandozsequence]

EVERYTHING SINGS: a collection l’année terrible, victor hugo / red desert (1964) dir. michelangelo antonioni / unknown / rocket men: the epic story of the first men on the moon, craig nelson / the brooklyn daily eagle, new york, march 7, 1886 / suspiria (2018) dir. luca guadagnino / teaching a stone to talk, annie dillard / red bird, 'summer morning', mary oliver / the overview effect: awe and self-transcendent experience in space flight / jeff buckley / scientific future by valentino bellucci / joe dispenza / rilke and andreas-salomé: a love story in letters, rainer maria rilke / unknown / jwst image of 'cosmic cliffs' / alan ginsberg

[puckpocketed]

Hiding the Getty Watermark

Plenty of people have talked about this one before but I can't find anything rn. Have had a few people dm/ask about this since I mentioned it offhand in a post. Took a bit of time but have written a tutorial. Includes gifs of what I'm doing.

No generative AI, just old-fashioned image editing.

This trick is not intended for stealing from Getty or the photographer who owns the rights to the image. This is meant for non-profit, transformative fan content such as sports web weaving.

The "hiding" part isn't magic and isn't going to give you a perfect, full resolution image. Someone looking closely, who knows what to look for, will be able to see where the work was done.

Good news!! Most people aren't looking that close, they're reading the poetry you pasted to the image and weeping about your web weave.

You will need

Two copies of the image you want from Getty -> (1) the high resolution version with the watermark, and (2) the low resolution preview without the watermark.

Any image editing software that allows for the use of layers and a simple rectangle select tool. If you don't have one, Photopea is a free, browser-based editor. I will be using this one :)

For this tutorial we will be enlisting the services of the beautiful Adrian Kempe:

Method

Open your copy with the watermark:

2. File -> Open & Place... the copy without the watermark. It will appear much smaller on a new layer on top of your original image:

3. Transform (Scale) this to lay exactly on top of the original image. Very important that it is the exact same. Photopea and other image editors will have snapping, this feature is your friend:

4. Hide the low res layer for now. With the watermarked layer visible, use the rectangle select tool and select the two watermarks. The little one is in the bottom left. In this case, an exact selection is not required.

5. While on the low res layer, go to Layer -> Raster Mask -> Reveal Selection. Un-hide the low res layer. You have now gotten rid of the watermark:

6. Final product looks like this:

Add your lyrics or poetry or do whatever edits you like as normal. For fun I chose Queen by Magic City Hippies:

Final Notes

If you look closely you will be able to see the "seams" where the mask was applied and the low res image was spliced in. I prommmyyy nobody is looking that closely on tumblr dot com.

Live examples where I used this method in my AGAIN web weave - photos of the players are all sourced from Getty, some light cropping was applied for the desired aspect ratio and the colours were edited.

If you hate drop-down menus you can create a macro i guess ? Also the same effect is achieved if you click the little layer mask icon at the bottom of the layer panel instead of menus. I just wanted to be thorough.

If you can’t find those exact menu options in your image editing software you can use the “Search” tool which is usually found in the “Help” section.

You can also invert the selection and use the Erase tool on the low res layer if your editing software somehow doesn’t have a masking tool??

Have fun making your web weaves <3

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇