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[Nebula is scared of giving birth.]
Nebula: Pepper, can I ask you something?
Pepper: Of course.
Nebula: When you were pregnant, did you have any feelings of, I donât know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?
Pepper: Thatâs normal with some moms. If youâre this scared, a C-section might be good.
Nebula: C-Section. Oka-
Pepper: Although. Morgan was a C-section and the doctors struggled with fixing my body after they got her out.
Nebula: ...Struggled with fixing your body?
Pepper: Oh, yeah. They just tried shoving everything back inside me and-
Nebula, leaving the room: NO! No, absolutely NOT!
Pepper: ...Thatâs probably not the answer she was looking for.
#as fun as it is to imagine nebula being pregnant that shit would make her relive so much trauma#if it's even possible at all#incorrect quotes#nebula#pepper potts#morgan stark#starbula#guardians of the galaxy#iron man#marvel#mcu#source: superstore
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SICKENING
#mlp#my little pony#twilight sparkle#starlight glimmer#twiglimmer#startwi#twistar#mlp fim#mlp g4#my art#my goffffffffff hteyre disgusting they should be ARRESTED hhhhhhh#twilight has cuddle time scheduled she does#shes going to get a good grade at snuggling which is normal and possible to achieve#ive been working on this for days and im really proud of the expressions here but i have to say#even after all this time homopbic spike still takes me out#day 9 of posting ponies
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GET LOVED, IDIOT
GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE
sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.
oh and also this
FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON đđđ
WE DID IT
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE#...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen#well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears#SO MANY TEARS#malleus' voice acting was absolutely đ¤ delectable đ¤#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING#IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA#god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R#(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this#that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be â¨PINKâ¨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy#though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen#then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED#and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME đ#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you#on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second#where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all#anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later#now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just canât try to process emotions the same way as them, itâs just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcanâs meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about whatâs upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
â-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didnât even bring a dish!!!â
âThe purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?â
âYeah!!â
âAnd they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?â
âMostly just my dish but yeah >:(â
âHow illogicalâ
âThatâs what Iâm saying!!!â
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were âfamily friendsâ#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasnât a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and weâd been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. theyâd occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways weâd hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after weâd tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks werenât gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if youâre wondering why they were âfamily friendsâ itâs because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesnât fit since they never finished petitioning đ)#liked having them around because it made them look like âsuch great Christianâsâ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry đ
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
#naruto fanart#naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#fukasaku#I know the headcanon that Minato got the âflee on sightâ order because he killed a thousand iwa nin (in the anime) is super popular#but I always thought it was more likely that he got that order on him because anyone he touched became a security risk#I know in my heart Minato learnt how to teleport bijudamas by using the Hiraishin and sending them to Iwa#Minato put a finger on you? good luck#now if you ever put a foot in your village it can and will get nuked :)#or in the best-case scenario he will simply appear in the middle of your camp and murder all of you#I also like the idea of Minato putting a kunai in the middle of one of the oil ponds in Mount Myoboku#and use the Hiraishin to send his enemies there#puff now you're a toad statue#ahh so many possibilities...#Kishi missed making Minato a true nightmare in the 4th war *sigh*#I understand though. A clever Minato with the Hiraishin would be too OP#they had to dumb him down. Cowards all of them *sigh again*#my hate for that arc knows no bounds#but it's ok it's ok I got your back Minato <3#also updating the tags a day later because I totally forgot to talk about the drawing itself lol#but I think itâs actually extremely weird that supposedly so many people turned to stone while training with the toads#the scroll Naruto signed only had 5 names on it despite being passed down for generations#and even if there were more scrolls around or people simply went to Mt Myoboku to train in senjutsu#I don't think the toads would let them turn into statues???#they clearly care about their students and go through great lengths so Jiraiya DOESN'T turn to stone while using SM#so there being so many statues around of people failing SM training never made much sense to me#so I decided Minato (during the 3rd war) was the one responsible for that#he deserves it â¨
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i'm really so curious how deeply tbhx is gonna go with its whole premise of "heroes are made and gain powers based on trust" because i really wasn't anticipating that
1) moon/xiao yueqing has teleportation-based powers but because everyone wants her and nice to stick together, her teleportation leads back to nice which was INSANE to me
and
2) lin ling is becoming increasingly more worried about being clean and perfect which is a side effect of nice's image of perfection which is indicating that this whole trust system can have mental effects??? and that's horrifying to me???
we are 2 episodes in, how deep is this gonna go
#pj talks#y'know this kinda makes how moon didn't rly fight during the first ep fight make a little more sense#'cause like if her only thing is being able to tp to nice and they're kinda in a very enclosed space#where the termination letters are getting shot out and all then she can't do much#also moon's entire job kinda being planned from the start even from when she started travel-blogging.......#we're probably never gonna see moon again after that episode and thank GOD for that go get your life back queen#but thank you for the bits of your life you did tell us#i'm eating this shit up#eh y'know what#to be hero x#need to see other ppl speculate on how bad this could get#also need other ppl to be rly deeply worried about the mental side effects thing w me#bc i was considering that#before the episode#is it possible for ppl to believe so hard in lin ling being nice that lin ling starts to just forget who he is#but i was like. pshhhhhh no right.#that couldn't happen right?? you can't literally affect his brain and sense of self right??#um well. i'll be the first to say i was Wrong
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anyway dai solas you will always be famous to me. nothing but respect for my boy who wandered off mid-cutscene in the hinterlands to go help out refugees, is extremely good at Lies Of Omissionâ˘ď¸, has a whole spy/agent/informant network of elves who followed him, fervently argues that it's unethical to be happy about killing bandits bc they had lives and loved ones, describes his own temple(?) prison(?) as having "indecipherable" elven writing, has ferocious debates with dorian and iron bull about slavery, set himself on fire once by mistake, and within about a year of his 10000 year lifespan, went from seeing all the world as disposable emotionless husks, to developing actual friendships and even falling in love.
and then! still thought it was necessary to destroy and reset the world! but he would treasure the chance to be wrong again!!
#dragon age#solas#veilguard critical#txt#look. if you set up ''this character is extremely smart and generally cares about people''#and then add ''they're doing something completely unhinged and destructive sounding''#then the conclusion should not be ''wow this dumbass is just doing it to ~drown the world in demons đ~â#there needs to be an actually satisfying back and forth even IF the conclusion is that the veil stays up#personally i think. elf immortality is overrated and mortality SHOULD be part of thedas bc it is not actually silmarillioncore#but man. maybe just turn the veil down to like 30% opacity like it is for the avvar. they're chilling.#defibrillate the titans a bit (gently) and then it's fine. just a fun high fantasy setting#anyway it becomes like the anders effect where the like#7 years of unpaid frontline healthcare get Utterly Outweighed by one kind of inevitable act of violence#imo an underrated part of solas' character is that he presumably passed out at the worst possible blight-riddled tyranny era of arlathan#and then woke back up to a blight-riddled and tyrannical future#but he missed both the several hundred years before tevinter attacked arlathan#and the dales#and the early chantry which seemed significantly cooler than the later chantry#i got lost in my tag essay but i think solas' most evil crime was mistranslating all those inscriptions#academic malpractice. get his ass. 1000 years dungeon until he does it properly
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Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult đ hope that helps
#sex positivity is also respecting sex lives that dont look like yours#or lack thereof#and insulting people by saying they dont fuck make you sound stupid <3#im sorry i just cant take people who use their sex lives as a flex seriously its just not my thing!#like yea having lots of kinky sex is cool but not having sex and not being interested by sex is also cool#one is not better than the other the human experience is just very varied and diverse#its normal you wont understand everyone your brain isnt even made to comprehend how many human there are in the world#but we should all have spaces to navigate our sex lives as we wish even if that means interacting with sex as a subject as little as possibl
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#ao3#writeblr#my brackets are weird as hell dont look at ne#im a bit curious to know if 10k+ is like. at all common or possible even?? like. thats so many kudos wth
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[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]
Hitting a lil' too close to home?
#junie art post#ink sans#error sans#utmv#errorink#implied. but yea not the focus#this has been turning around in my mind for quite some time. im glad to finish it lmao idk if my ramblings make sense even.#so like listen. do you ever think about how similar the function of the utmv is to the dark worlds in deltarune.#in a meta narrative to fandom sense? idk the word#we are making exaggerated expanded worlds of the ordinary tools and entertainment of the real world and make it into something more#isnt that very very interesting?#and we explore every sort of possibility in that creation. both good and bad#and when all is said and done. every possibility found and the entertainment and secrets has all run out#we put it away. abandon and leave it behind#what is left? what happens to the world and characters we have created? can it sustain without us?#what of the ones left in the dark?#idk if yall saw me a few months ago but i reblogged comyet's old post of ink begging us not to leave him alone and to keep creating#yea that never left me#and seeing exactly THAT SCENARIO in deltarune made my brain iTCH#imagine an ink in King's position.... wait isnt that just underverse#mmmmmmm. darkner ink.....#also error is here too. not just for errorink or that i can't separate these two to save my life#but error is also one of the few people to be able to GET IT?? he can hear the creators too. ink cant#but hes pretty much programmed himself to avoid having a mental break down to this via reboot memory loss.#and ink has his own internal coping mechanism (hooray for short term memory loss)#these two idiots will do anything but confront truths lmfao#ahhh my favorite idiots. never change#mmmmm#deltarune
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my beautiful princess with a disorder <3
You should all consider yourselves lucky I'm not a fanfic author. I would be unstoppable.
#*smacks hood* this bad boy can fit so many nonsensical headcanons#hc no. 1: rather than the parental switches that you have to flip on or off that I see present in a lot of fanfic/fanart#I think that Tenna's âparental controlsâ just mean he's family friendly during the day; then when the adult shows start airing (later in#the evening) he acts better suited for an adult/older audience#Sort of like how when the Adult Swim intro came on TV all the kiddos knew it was time to go to bed#if that makes sense#regardless I think it would be funny (and possibly even jarring) for Spamton to see Tenna's demeanor shift once his Adult programs air#I have been rotating Tenna in my brain for hours on end im chewing on him#deltarune#my art#tenna#tenna deltarune#spamton deltarune#spamton g spamton#elnina deltarune#lanino deltarune#weather duo#elnina#lanino#deltarune fanart#tenna fanart#mr ant tenna#mr tenna
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For the twins in time AU, I genuinely wonder what kind of people the young twins grow up into because of Stanâs/Fordâs influence. Especially if it takes years for the portal to get fixed.
(Sorry if it seems like I already sent this question, I donât know if it got sent the first time I asked)
I havenât fully fleshed out how Ford grows up in the past but I do have thoughts on Stan presently
#heâs still his goofy brash self as well#but I do think he gets an outlet for all that through monster hunting and trips and stuff#he does get comfortable here thoughâŚ#Iâm thinking we have something play out thatâs similar to the science fair#where they get close to being able to send him home and he breaks something or maybe even purposely sabotages itâŚ#and I think he sneaks out a lot too#maybe he uses the secret identities in that way like when heâs in town heâll pretend to be Pinley pinington#and thatâs how he develops his scammy/improv skills#FORD ON THE OTHER HAND#I think he might actually be MORE emotionally stunted because Stan tries so hard to protect him#that it goes the other way#they kind of become reliant on each other in a really unhealthy way or maybe Stan sort of steers ford away from his smart stuff#to prevent the future from happening#not maliciously but yk#like I said I havenât fleshed his story out as fully yet so I will get back to you#but there are some interesting possibilities#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#Stan pines#Stanley pines
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we creep up on extinction, i pull your arms right in i weep and say, "goodnight, love" while my organs pack it in
#arcane#arcaneedit#arcanedaily#jayvik#jayce x viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#flashing gif tw#flashing tw#eyestrain#*#shows#viktor#jayce#[in all timelines. in all possibilities. only you.]#gonna be honest idk what this is#i just had this song on repeat for a week straight whilst sobbing and needed to make sth#not gonna overthink it (and i don't even wanna know how this look on mobile hsdfks)
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like âđłđłđđâ Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johans scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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We can finally share our pieces for the @gf-seasons-zine and this is mine!
My season was summer so what's better than having Stanford scream at the top of his lungs his favorite song while having the time of his life?
(can't say the same for everyone else though)
I also wanted to add fireworks but I totally forgot about them but at the end of the day it doesn't matter, I like this drawing a lot anyway!
Despite everything, I had a lot of fun with this one! And I hope you like it too :)
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#mabel pines#dipper pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#gf seasons zine#i had lots of fun with this one#even though i literally had one of the worst summers i could have possibly had last year#lots of boredom#loss#and work#but it's okay it's in the past now#I don't wanna traumadump to you all on such a happy piece :')
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This drawing isn't very literal...cuz that wouldn't really make any sense at all...
#my art#deltarune#dess holiday#december holiday#deltarune spoilers#dess knight#Interesting situation where tenna is both implied and couldn't possibly be in this picture at all. Well it's symbolism I guess#I really hope someone out there can experience even a fraction of the madness I had over this drawing.#I was like writing things in my head about it while drawing it and I only half-forgot them after falling asleep#But I think I prefer letting the picture be vaguely ambiguous on its own so I will just keep those in my head.#Well if nothing else please ignore that I'm not very good at drawing trees or perspective.#dt#Did you know baseball bats actually do sometimes have slanted handle ends like that? I learned this from another post but I lost it already
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