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#knight rider#kitt#karr#k.a.r.r.#k.i.t.t.#kitt vs karr#trust doesn't rust#peter cullen#despicable me 4#if you dont already know the context#you dont fucking get any#no one explain to anyone who doesn't understand#the trans am is gonna explode a girl
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The thing that gets to me with Old Man E-Soul is just how badly Mighty Glory screwed him over every step of the way.
Like, first you've got their shit show of a marketing strategy: They take this dude who's entire image comes from accessibility and heroism- he's the man who's on the ground working and anyone could be him so long as they're brave and do the right thing- and lock him away from crime fighting and make all his products completely unaffordable for most people. Then they stick him in press tours and advertising exclusively despite him being bad at public speaking and having no interest in doing it in the first place.
So then a new guy comes along and fills all the niches E-Soul used to while also being a young, pretty boy and takes some of that audience, and what do they do? A) Adjust their own marketing strategy in order to actually play to E-Soul’s strengths or B) try and work with the new guy? Nah, they go for C) dox the new guy, try and frame him for crimes that their own fucking boss was responsible for (covering up for him), hit him with a copyright strike (even though it goes against the spirit of "anyone can be E-Soul") against E-Soul’s wishes, and put the new guy in position where if he budges on any of their demands, it will look like he's admitting to the crime and the dude who actually did it will get away. And then when they lose the legal case- cuz of course they would, the new guy actually had recites- they just end up making E-Soul look like a jackass.
And then the final nail in the coffin is how they handled Shang Chao's murder. Child of a former manager of their own company/ current manager of a rival company, and known friend of the new guy gets shot and what do they say/do? Absolutely fucking nothing. No public announcement, no investigation, doesn't even try and de-escalate the conflict with the new guy after he accuses E-Soul of murder. Also, pretty weird of blonde manager to insist that showing up to the death fight was absolutely mandatory for clearing E-Soul’s name 🤨🤨🤨. You'd think a guy as publicly known as E-Soul would have an alibi 🤨🤨🤨
But ya, tldr- Rock can eat shit and die, idk if the manager was directly in leagues with Rock or not but fuck him either way, and I think OG E-Soul would've been better off and happier if he did community service work when he wasn't fighting crime. Free my man- he was a real ass hero, not an idol.
#to be hero x#tbhx#e soul#yang cheng#<-him too I guess but this is still mostly about the og#both him and Yang Cheng had their fuck ups along the way and things they could've done better but it's hard for me to care#MG screwed them both so badly I'm sure things still would've gone terribly even if they were perfect#The amusement park stuff is the only advertising E-Soul’s team did that I think was actually good#some context for maybe some of my wilder claims I guess:#we know Rock was already high up in MG while he was grooming Yang Cheng cuz he was the one making the final calls for the E-Soul performers#I'm pretty convinced Rock has always been MG's CEO but just wasn't public about it so he could get his hands in other companies#and screw them over. I dont have proof for that though#yang cheng had not made his name public so MG putting it on the news is infact doxing#yang cheng just accepting the copyright strike would screw him over because of the “accept it and we'll stop accusing you of a crime” thing#it'd make the public think he needed to get the accusation to go away quietly (making him look guilty)#we know Treeman had already been established at this point because Firm Man's statue is outside the building during Yang Cheng’s “trial”#I wanna be so clear that the side eye emojis are directed at management and management alone#fuck Rock- all my homies hate Rock
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My son, Right, and @disappearingreappearingink 's daughter, Kinkaide.
#my characters#oops i fell in love#i love kinkaide and honestly i showed this in parts and each part was so funny reactionwise#showed the top art but no text and rae was like lol he looks so done with her already#and im like oh ho but hes not! not with her! and then i showed JUST the bottom right#no context other than this is his reaction to kinkaides comment#and then the full picture which got a SHE WOULD SAY THAT#also the joke is that kinkaide thinks that shes a paladin but shes actually not so the question still stands#WOULD a paladin fuckin say that ? the world may never know !#me casually dunking on paul as is my standard when i dont even draw him ....#im sorry paul i love you but youre a losermanguy and you have shit charisma for a paladin#i spent so long on this but i had so much fun thank you rae for letting me draw your daughter again i miss her
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I've come to make an announcement: Dark Sun the Celestial's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he murdered my fucking wife. That's right, he took his time-stop fucking white dimension out and he murdered my fucking wife, and he said Nexus' ego was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's bullshit," so I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr.com: Dark Sun the Celestial, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] BOOM. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He killed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna kill the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER FIX-IT FANFICTION PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE ASTRALS! How do you like that, Taurus?! I PISSED ON THE ASTRALS, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
#i was going to add context to this#but i realized it was 10x funnier if i didnt#you guys dont get to know unless you already do. a true iykyk moment#tsams#the sun and moon show#sams#sun and moon show#yapping about smtn tag#funny things tag#< idk i like to think im funny
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Bishop's logical jumps are so funny to me sometimes because like you can clearly assume that there's something in between but the show really doesn't say how he reaches his conclusions.
For example, in Bishop's Gambit he talks about how the EPF was founded to protect from aliens, which are becoming a bigger and bigger threat to Earth. Okay, that's fair, this is probably like a month after the Triceraton invasion so the concept of "aliens are out to get us" is supported by the fact that Earth literally just got invaded by aliens for no clear reason. So what's Bishop's next step?
Making a clone army of super soldiers based on his DNA that will fight the aliens. Obviously. Can't you see the clear logical progression there.
#bambi's rambling#tmnt 2003#2003 bishop#the funniest part is that he clearly already had the clones program up and running before the invasion actually occurred#and yeah there's later information that comes in that helps make the actual connection there a little clearer#(like the fact that bishop's DNA is uniquely suited for cloning so you'd probably get a lot more viable specimens that way)#and you know what? super soldiers to fight aliens seems relatively reasonable in context#you dont know how aliens are gonna fight but it feels safe to assume that they'd be more powerful than humans it shows up in fiction a *lot#but like. how did he get to 'the most logical solution here is a clone army'#bishop. bishop what was your thought process there exactly#(obviously it probably has something to do with clones being easier to control than regular soldiers but this is a joke post lmao)#anyway second funniest part is that for all his talk about protecting earth from aliens he was doing jack shit during the invasion itself#sir you were Not protecting the earth at all. you barely did anything
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oh boy !! ! ! ! !!! ! thANK y0u all for the kind words on my last art posts. you all get it and i was/still am so happy about it
as promised, here's some close-ups of the comic for image quality's sake, and other screenshots i rescued from the community whiteboard (and something else)
first up another sketch of mystery gender-ambiguous being. (please send me more name ideas for them if you got one- i like to hear em! (reminder it's the side character that appeared for <10 seconds in AvM Ep. 30))
a few fav scenes
emotional support cwab
they weren't meant for this purpose exactly, but i do have countless "fluffy sticks" loose in my notes and homework sheets from the school years.
papery critter.
even when i wasn't confident in fur or feathers, they helped me practice posing and create some satisfying gradients/flowing poses. (im a sucker for good tail poses) (oh yay! i found a good pic...)
and finally, little sneak peak for you for reading so far ;3
i realized that whiteboardfox is pretty great for my working needs. simple and to the point and all. feels nice with the mouse and the tablet.
so i started hashing out a big project idea just to see if it holds up and
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it's a little bigger than i expected
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#--/ art#alan becker#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#Minecraft bed#ava the dark lord#ava the chosen one#me when the project that obviously wasn't going to be done in one night isn't done in one night: D: !?!?!?!?#kudos to whoever routed the Speedrun actual short because that one is so fun and clean and savvy#clever made up time-savers? includes orange's TNT shield-jump?? nonlethal dragon dispatch??? sweet#ithink you can see where i tried to head with this#turns out that turning up the complexity 98 notches higher makes things trickier to parse hmmmmmm?#in fact i might need some help with this one ;>v>' like a lot.#i had a bit of a story and route set up already i just... wanted to make sure everything was at least kinda there...................#we'll see#the pie joke. i was trying to categorize which foodstuffs chosen should be able to make on the fly. with their flame hands.#ex. cooking meats makes sense because flint and steel works for the same purpose (you can kill a burning animal to get cooked meats)#but baking bread or drying kelp seems way more involved or whatever -> needs a proper furnace environment#HOWEVER... i noticed that Steve can just summon pumpkin pies from his bare hands if he wants to without even a workbench. so. sure! lol.#this is scraping the surface of the minutiae i want to consider#(ALSO KUDOS to everyone who RUNS/works on all-advancements. of course. riding on your shoulders here)#final joke is that chosen didn't know how crazy this undertaking would be to learn#but dark is very literally programmable. so you could maybe just plug some TAS instructions into him and off he goes#or even more open-ended than that just give him the list of advancements + stipulations + the wiki and similar result#it'd get done but. i dont think he'd find that fun at all. prefers to write his own instructions if you see what i mean#i might be forgetting some context. it is rather late you see. please ask me questions about this! ;P#tco aa
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mtt mediveal au where horror and dust are rulers of 2 rival kingdoms and killer is an assassin or whatever the hell both of them coincidentally hired to kill the other. this is actually just an excuse to see how badly i can misspell medviel until i get it right by sheer luck
#also this is 5000% mttpoly propaganda#i actually discussed this already with best bro but i never revealed it to the public eye Lul#have designs. have ideas for the kingdoms. however thats it x3 its more of a doodle whenever you remember it au#horrordust beefing while killer sits there and eats popcorn (or i guess corn in this context....no microwaves....) is always appreciated#bro drew a hilarious little doodle for it and i absolutely love the doodles x3#'at least i dont rule over dust piles' 'ok well at least i dont feed my people human meat'#damn they really going at it ‼️‼️ says killer as he takes a bite from his corn on a knife#kiler WANTS to try and kill either of them but imagine theyre both trying to one up each other on the deals#'a... agh anonymous sponor wants to give me 10000 G' 'ILL DO 15000'#killer goes back to dust and hes like 15000 now. dust sighs. damn it. 20000#and it just keeps on going back and forth and back and forth because killer is greedy 😭😭😭 he wants those moneys...........#it has a cool and kinda serious concept but i'll be so fr i can't take jackshit seriously#someone else could totally do better for this au heheh but uhhh i am! lazy!#man posting on tumblr again after the giant break i took because of the killer analysis is so wonderful#this is so fun x333#i gotta come up with a silly April fools gimmick soon idk. who knows. maybe ill start typing weird or smth idk hehehe#tricule rant
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About my previous ask
This is assuming that the person making the story has a working OC idea for both the Ancient and Beast Cookies. How would you introduce them in a way that doesn’t seem like it’s forced or out of place?
I think that's fully up to you, as long as you integrate them into the crk lore (if you choose to acknowledge it) and/or explain how + why they exist, there's really not much you have to worry about. just do your thing
#sorry if you're asking for smth more specific? i dont really know what the context is so im trying my best#if these are your ocs then you write them how you want#if youre concerned about how they fit into the world then figure out how they can fit into the world#youre already breaking canon by introducing two extras so at that point you can just explain it however you want if you want to at all#i cant really tell you how to write your story esp since you know it more than me!
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Huh I wonder what that blue glow is (spoilers under the cut)


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(Decided to crop this one just in case anyone cared about spoilers)
full art here:
#AUGAISHS HSHSJSBW IM CRAAZY OVER THIS AU YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOWWWWWWWW#apologies as I have never tried to render liquid before ever so it looks a little weird#OTHER THAN THAT AAHAHAGGAHQHHWGEHSHDHD#on one hand I really like seeing my favorite characters happy#On the other hand#TORMENT#TORMENNNNTTTTTTT#HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE ONLY I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND I WILL ONLY GIVE THE BAREST OF MINIMUMS OF CONTEXT#HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#IM ALREADY WORKING ON ANOTHER ONE I AM CRAZY I NEEDISBSJVDHSBSJSVSJGS#(He falls over like two seconds after this I just wanted it to look cool)#HEHEHHEHEHHEHE IM CRAZY I CANT I AM SOOSOSOSOSOISOSISISIISISISISIISIS#IS BARELY HAVE ANY ACTUAL STUFF WRITTEN OUT BUT I DO HAVE THESE AND THAG IS ENOUGH#AAAAAAAAAAAA#i am at it again#ninjago#art#digital art#ninjago crystalized#Crystalized Ice Emperor AU#ice emperor#zane julien#<— technically#I need to get a tagging system for the characters and quick because the flood gates will open#Crystallized Ice Emperor AU [character] just doesn’t work#You know what#CIE Zane#CIE Ice Emperor#Yeah that works#ok I’m done this is too long
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Experiencing weird feelings regarding someone identifying as a w******, it certainly isn't my place to assume they aren't native american but it still strikes an uncomfortable chord in me as they seem to be unaware of cultural attitudes towards the spirit. Have there been community discussions surrounding this topic before? I'd really be curious to hear them, and to especially hear from native alterhumans from whose cultures this spirit belongs.
#alterhuman#alterhuman community#nonhuman#nonhuman community#therian#therian community#otherkin#otherkin community#discussion#this sort of links back to my ponderings on fairykin#like. is identifying as the modernized fairy ethical? especially if you dont take steps to research that spirit's original folkloric context#and simply go with the modern version that often erases the culture that spirit came from?#as an irish person who practices fairyfaith i really dont know how to feel about it. it makes me uncomfortable if i think about it too hard#but is anyone actually being hurt??? i really dont know. it completely disregards my culture entirely but the entire world has done that#already. idk. i also wonder about angels and demons and how christian alterhumans feel about them/how non-religious angels can exist#when angels are very religious beings#again i guess nobody is getting hurt? so its okay? but i do not incorporate angels/demons into my faith so someone who practices a religion#that involves angels/demons should really answer that one#its 4am sorry lots of thoughts. ultimately! i dont know!!! i am just trying to learn more
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can u give one of the cast bpd 🙏 (referencing how u drew ragatha with ocd a few times)
i could!!! but i think itd be QUITE a bit different, a lot of how i write ragatha having ocd is me drawing very directly from personal experiences, and i dont have bpd so i dont imagine it would be nearly as personal or indepth- im obviously not opposed to giving characters things i dont have myself, but it likely wouldnt be as detailed, though if you have a more specific concept you were interested i could try my hand at drawing it out or smth!!!
#ask#i think id want to do more research cus a lot of stuff abt ocd i know extremely innately but i dont know if itd be appropriate#for me to wing a character w smth i dont personally have if that makes sense!!!#this all said i HAVE seen bpd ragatha quite a bit and i am shaking the hand of ppl who hc her w it....#i hope this doesnt sound like im opposed to writing that#i just am not sure itll feel quite the same as my ragatha ocd post ssince the context is quite different#and i dont want to give a character an already very marginalized disorder just on a whim! its smth id want to think on more#and not smth id want to arbitrarily assign to a character-#esp given that my giving ragatha and pomni ocd had to do w me personally relating to certain aspects of them and building on that#rather than smth i particularly sought out giving to them!!!#though doing so is obviously not inherently bad! its nice to imagine characters having smth you have#anyway im sorry if this wasnt quite the answer you were hoping for!!!#lmk if i misunderstood what you were wanting!!!
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my favorite thing about the "stop using your phone at full volume on public transit" posts is all the people who actually do that shit hearing tens of thousands of times how unpleasant everyone else thinks they are being. my least favorite thing is the replies complaining specifically about it "always being Rap Music" yikes
#there is certainly a racialized element to any complaint about public behavior#if youre thinking “this would not bother me if it was Mozart” well have a think about that one probably#absolutely the worst repeat offenders that i observe in the places i go is old people#either having speakerphone convos which is partially understandable due to age related hearing loss and lack of familiarity with headphones#or--and this is the worst one--just playing phone games as loud as possible. in places like doctor's office waiting rooms#music is not the most common bad quality noise intrusion in public in this context imo#except from actual businesses which again should be vandalized at every opportunity#“well it doesnt bother me” completely irrelevant#hearing acuity and sensitivity to noise varies so drastically person to person#“this is cop behavior” if you dont already know cops are the loudest people in any area they are present already then idk what to tell you#“threatening to beat someone up for playing music” it is a joke article from a joke newspaper
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sometimes i hate that i know things.
#i know that person who you're talking to because we used to be friends. i know that recipe you tried because its one i often make#i still know how you would react to that piece of media because you used to go on long tangents about them#i know the context behind that set of photos you posted because i already made a post about it that you didnt see#sometimes i hate that i care so much that i safely keep information about a person even after we've long stopped talking#sometimes i hate that i care too much even if i know they dont care about me at that same level.#idk what to tag this... i wont say “there's no sunset today” cuz it's not that horrible yet.. just.#thought dump#and#word vomit#i suppose
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#i like meljayce....#🍅🍅BOOOOO!!!!!!!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅B🍅OOOO🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅BOOOOOO#i know im betraying my people#but i love season 1 caitvi the most ok#but in the context of season 1 and 2#im a meljayce enjoyer#i also uhhh#dont really ship much#besides whats already canon#boring i know#andddd#i dont like timebomb sorryyyy#its ok if you guys do its ok if timebomb wins#i understand it but hmmm idk i prefer them as friends#and even though s2 caitvi doesnt really vibe with me as much as s1#i still hope they win#lesbians forever#arcane#timebomb#caitvi#jayvik#oh and feel free to lovemail your favorite ships :) i love seeing people ramble about whatever#league of legends#I wanna know your entire thought processes
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i hope ur proud of urself. the only viddy games ive ever played were animal crossing and house flipper. but bc of u i have decided to give assassin's creed a shot.
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, LADDIES
#ask#start with ac1 if you can’t. if you can’t ac2 is still a brilliant place to start.#and you can always watch ac1 through cutscenes online#and of course syndicate is fun but also there’s a lot of context the game sort of assumes you already know#but also probably not as much context as i’d like as it does approach everything relatively shallowly and disconnected in ways#don’t start with origins. im gonna get back to origins at some point to reassess it but like i can say for certain dear god don’t start with#it its. dont do that.
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js woke up and im still thinking abt how ro just Left after realizing she wasn't trusted or wanted so it was pointless for her to continue trying to do her own plans, or even stay during her final s4 stream
like i feel so unwell abt how she was so content to just. leave. to have her talk w the two people she cherished most and leave them to ruin the world she'd spent all season desperate to preserve bc she realized even if there was nothing left, the builds meant nothing in comparison to the memories she held dear of her time w mapicc and zam
she didnt even yell at them or start fighting them abt it even when she expressed her discontent w how the world was being ruined, she made sure to leave things off by Thanking them for the memories they made w her and wishing them well before going on her way— leaving them to watch as she left them, stood surrounded by chaos of their own creation
#veni.txt#tbh not confident enough to maintag this LOL#ill just leave this here#bc i truly just cannot stop thinking abt team awesome#they make me so incredibly miserable bro#ro's final s4 stream has changed so much for me#oh my god like esp her being invited to end the server during s5 By devotions#that is suddenly so much more 🥹 knowing the Context of how ro left off her relationship w them in s4#im just so.........#“you guys dont trust me and thats okay.”#idek bro they make me want to eat drywall#like the girl who spent all season set on her Own goals and ideals to the point of pushing away everyone she loves#being the one to give up on her final goal and leave behind the people she was w all season bc she was happy w the memories#that theyd already given to her#i hate her#i hate her so bad pleaseeeeeee#id honestly say her deciding to leave was her final way of preserving the memories she cherished#bc if she is the one who leaves and turns her eyes away from the destruction of the world— and the people who are ruining it#then she can hold onto the memories that She wants w zam and mapicc rather than ones that may ruin or change things#which is honestly pretty funny tbh#like she went from not wanting to ruin the world to keep the memories alive#to leaving the world behind not to ruin the memories#she grew to recognize that change is inevitable and that is Why she left before more COULD change#so she could hold onto her happy memories spent w zam and mapicc in a way she wouldnt be able to#if she stayed and beared witness to who they were becoming. who they were.
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