#im cringe..........

[pyopyok]

cue clown music

[redstonedust]

in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.

[starridge]

WTFF EVERRR im cringe but free. behold my spamtenna deltarune au excuse to have a traumatized tenna interact with a relatively normal spamton........ somehow post ch3 spamton gets like . "factory reset" (idk hes a computer program) and no one can be normal abt it

this shit would NEVARRRR fit into canon its just my self-indulgent slop

[buggysoda]

Outfit swap! (oh god you guys can just kill me if you want/j)

Dude, you cannot convince me this man has EVER worn heels- he’s like 15 ft tall?? His head would scrape across the dang ceiling

[smoov-criminal]

we need to stop equating lack of independence with lack of maturity. people that live with their parents or have a caregiver or don't work or need more support than others aren't inherently immature. there's lots of reasons why people would be in this situation, even outside of disability (plenty of cultures out there expect people to live with their parents past what we consider the beginning of adulthood), and regardless of the reason we deserve support and community through what is already likely to be an isolating experience. don't make it worse for us

[nixnuevo]

my partner said spamtenna magnet so i drew it immediately

[personaglitch]

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

[pinkseas]

online search how to become closer with someone who you think is rly incredibly cool and wonderful and fun to talk to without being a dipshit idiot about it beginners guide

[blgblue]

bday post 🥳

[cyber333angel]

BREEDING KINK WITH CLARK KENT !

a/n : very smutty obvi, fem!reader, daddy kink. mating press. enjoy >.<

it was hot. way too hot that your decorated rooms aroma was filled only with the smell of you and clarks sweaty skin sticking to each other, mixed with the breath hitching pants that came out of the two of you. your pleasure was only heightened with the feeling of him on top of you, weighing and pressing you down, making you feel so..caged in. he was unconsciously forcing you to really feel just how deep he was inside of you, thrusting into your soaked walls with his girthy dick and muscular arms. “haah baby, can feel you squeezing me so tight..” you were but it was only because of how pressured you were feeling, having to look straight into clarks eyes as he plows into you with his intoxicated gaze. he makes your head so blurry with the way he uses his dick and doesn’t even know it, “ mm s’good, feel you filling me.. so deep!” you whine out with your hands resting on top of his neck, hips senselessly flowing along with his as they move back and forth on the bed. “mm wait, t-too deep s’gonna reach-“ you sob, it’s like you could feel his dick messing up your insides, overstimulating but all the more satisfying.

you push at his abdomen with weak arms and squeezed shut eyes, getting cut off with a moan being pulled from your throat as clark brings you back with a hand on your jaw. “reach where hm? gonna reach your tummy? huh gonna-gonna let me give you a baby?” he was basically blabbering at this point, too pussydrunk to think rationally. and you mindlessly nodded your head along with your boyfriend. “yes please clark! gonna make you a daddy!” the sound of you and clarks skin bouncing off each other was disgusting, the slapping of his balls against your ass and the creaks of the bed under you.

clarks pace gets faster as he keeps thrusting into you, cock almost kissing your cervix while you hear a flow of pleads from above you. “you’ll let me cum inside right? promise it will feel so good angel-you have to let me fill you u-up..” and he just sounds so cute when he begs like that, of course he can, anything he wants. “yesyes please! wanna feel it so bad daddy..” that nickname only flustering him more and making your boyfriend bottom out in your pussy, forehead pressing against yours, “fuckfuck-“ seeing his eyes squeezed shut and his mouth in a frown. dick sloppily thrusting into you when you feel ropes of cum shoot into you, warm and in an abundance, you scratch at his back and squeeze your thighs around clarks waist.

“mph makin me feel so’good clark!” you say bucking your hips into him, making you feel his length so much deeper in your cunt and only making clarks whimpers louder as he finishes cumming inside. “too much-“ he winced, unconsciously still thrusting into you slowly while you rub your sensitive bud, cumming all over his dick with a cry as he holds your back. clark lifts you slightly until your sat on his lap, his face in the warm crook of your neck breathing heavily. you were sure your insides were a mess, filled to the brim of clark and you just finished too. your boyfriend looks up at you with his doe eyes and his slight smile, “what?” you giggle to him and he kisses the skin of your chest. “thank you sweetheart.” laughing even more when you realize he’s thanking you for letting him cum inside.

[yuutaguro]

in anticipation for his birthday, here’s the one i made 3 years ago 🎂

[crsssie]

down the neck - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff, glancing through the scope at the unsub.

"Well, I have to lay low too, no?" Spencer frowns.

"It doesn't matter." You squint, humming. "Hit the button and ask Hotch if I can shoot. Be fast."

"Hotch, we have a clear shot."

"I have a clear shot."

"Snippy—"

"Fire."

You click your tongue, pulling the trigger once to hit the unsub's hand and a second to snipe the gun out of range as Morgan flies into the place. You watch through the scope as Spencer looks through the binoculars, and you only start to sit up when you see Morgan pull the unsub out. Then, you actually sit up and start packing up.

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff.

"You weren't complaining when I—"

You hold a finger to your lips, pointing at your earpiece as Spencer blinks, laughing when you hear a cough in your ears from Hotch.

"Sorry."

"Need I remind you both of—"

"Nope." You puff out your cheeks, slinging the gun around to your back as Spencer raises a brow. "Actually, I think Reid needs a quick reminder. He'd love to go through another HR meeting about how we shouldn't be fraternizing with—"

"We're good, Hotch." Spencer cuts you off, rolling his eyes at you. "We'll see you back at the station."

"You're driving." You mumble, turning off your mic. "Two dollars and I'll drive. Four dollars and I'll make a stop at McDonalds."

"And for five?"

"I'll sneak in a kiss plus everything else."

"I think that can be arranged." He hums, pulling out a five as you press your lips to his, tongue swiping over your bottom lips as he chases when you pull away. You stick your tongue out teasingly as you take the five, craning your neck so that his lips would hit your neck instead. "Hey."

"I'll drop a ten if you—"

"Reid."

You laugh as Spencer jolts straight, pinching the bridge of his nose at the sound of Hotch.

"Turn off your mic next time."

"Roger that, sir."

You're too busy laughing the rest of the way back to be able to drive. (but spencer has no complaints when you hand him back the five with a chaste kiss to his lips).

[starridge]

also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw

[harvestkitty]

my silly silly stupid comic made based on a comment my friend made about a kim kitsuragi locket

and bonus :

[kasel-the-mightless]

I've had an idea for an AU going around in my head for the last few days. I think this AU is cringe. But regardless, you guys will see the small mini-comics that I will make based on this idea

So I'm going to post the full AU concept in text here because I can't keep anything in for more than five minutes

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AU!!!

So, this is based on that Spamton can transform into a [DEALMAKER]

Tenna found the [DEALMAKER] glasses and decided to keep them as a fun accessory. More precisely, Tenna remembered seeing these glasses on that creepy doll, so Tenna held onto them with the hope of eventually returning them (and maybe apologizing for reacting so strongly before about their appearance)

Spamton, in [DEALMAKER] form, is panicking. After that embarrassing foam incident, he's scared to show his face to the TV host again. So, he reluctantly accepts his new fate

Even in [DEALMAKER] form, Spamton can still do a bit of magic. And he uses this magic to help Tenna out with little things around the house

At some point, Tenna notices this. At first, he thinks it's a secret admirer (???), but the more time passes, the more he realizes all these nice things happen when he's got those funny two-toned glasses with him. Curious, Tenna tries to talk to them

They don't answer

Tenna decides to put the glasses on his face, hoping that'll help

It did! Through the colored lenses, a bunch of pop-up ads appear, forming a complete word: "HELLO"

From then on, Tenna started wearing them constantly, talking and interacting with the funny glasses. He calls himself [DEALMAKER], uses he/his pronouns, was an incredibly good company (even if it was sometimes hard to decipher the meaning behind all the adds), told funny jokes, and said a lot of comforting things when Tenna felt sad

Tenna falls in love

...Somehow, even as funny glasses, Spamton manages to romance Tenna

[hoaxghost]

Unfortunately speaking, generational gap does exist even within the angelic hierarchy