#im rusty

[thaltro]

Teehee ok so I finalized my dream design and one of my nightmare human designs… tomorrow you’ll see my ink and error humans but yes. I changed some traits of the WIP of dreams human design cause I wanted him to look like nightmares twin (I see when people humanize them they make them not look like siblings) anyways here’s the first set of goobers! Stay tuned for my plethora of dumb human designs

[doodlewritesfics]

How to Get a Manic Microwave Man to Sleep (Luke Nukem x Reader)

No Content warnings, but I wrote this at 2am and it'd def not good, lol. I hope its enjoyable anyways.

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"For the last time, Ranger! While your concern is welcomed, it's ultimately useless!"

You sigh as Luke tries to shake your concern off. The man has been awake for 49 months thanks to that power crank stuff. That can't be healthy, not even for the physical manifestation of your microwave that you've only ever used to heat up tendies before the Dateivators had arrived.

Luke was a fun one. Sure, you may have to worry about him trying to blast your "pretty" limbs off, and he did try to feed you some grubs, and he's incredibly mentally unstable, but the guy cares about you, in his own way. He was just frustrating sometimes.

"Luke, are you sure you can’t relax for just one moment?" You asked him, gingerly placing a hand on his shoulder. A few days ago, this would had made Luke yell and nearly shoot you, but after the first few days, he almost seemed to seek out your touch. Not that he'll admit it.

"Ranger, you just don't get it!" Luke's bloodshot eyes found yours, and he leaned in close. "It's my duty to protect us all from those damned swarmers! A soldier never rests!" He finally leaned back, that manic smile on his face once more. "Besides! I got the power crank to keep me going! That stuff is a gift from the Immortals and their infinite wisdom! No sir, I ain't stopping my vigilance any time soon!"

That manic speech didn't make you back down. You wracked your mind to try and figure something to get him to just relax for one moment.

A lightbulb went off in your head.

"Alright, fine." You said, finally conceding. "But it's such a shame I'll have to be all cold tonight."

…

"What was that, Ranger?" Luke paused, turning back to you.

"Well, it's going to be a cold night tonight, and since you're going to be keeping patrol, I'll have to suffer through it all without my strong, warm solider next to me to cuddle and warm me up." You teased, shrugging your shoulders.

"C-Cuddle... in a sleeping bag... with you..." Luke repeated slowly, as if tasting each word. A faint blush crept up his neck, his radiation gun slipped slightly in his grasp as his fingers lost some of their tenseness as his mind ran wild. The idea of your body pressed against his within his sleeping bag, warm and firm. "I... I don't know," Luke tried to say, but there was a tentative, almost hopeful note to his voice. "I'm not supposed to... to stop my watch."

"Oh well. You have fun patrolling then." You turned away from him, giving him one last teasing wink. You began to walk away, leaving him and taking your warmth and soft skin and pretty limbs-

"W-Wait!"

Trap successful. The moment Luke felt you against him, your bodies pressed together within his sleeping bag, the man practically dropped like a log, his face comfortably pressed against your shoulder as his strong arms wrapped around you. "J-Just a short nap…"

He slept peacefully that night, his Ranger so close to him, so warm and perfect…

You, on the other hand, were kept up by his loud, strangely whir-like snoring.

[honeytrace]

reunited and it feels so good

DO NOT REPOST

[spatzeth]

ahaha.......ahahaha.....

[brooke-beaches]

Uhh, Nines? Button up geeze

[bunnithechubs]

an extra long one as compensation for me not posting anything slate in months <3

transcript below:

S: So, what do we think about this venue for the ceremony?

D: It’s a bit small but I like it, what about you babe?

[Seph and Darius look at Penny who is silent]

S: You don’t like it…

P: Well, I don’t hate it. It’s just not giving what I wanted for the wedding. W

S: hat exactly is throwing it off for you? You wanted great views and expensive. This is literally where the Feng’s got married. You don’t even want to know how much I fought for us to even get a tour!

P: I know you worked hard for this Seph, and I appreciate. Darius and I both do, but… it’s just not sitting well with me. We can keep it in mind in case the other locations don’t work out.

S: Darius… any support here?

D: Seph, I like the place but if Penny isn’t sold then we can look elsewhere. If anyone gives you a hard time then call me. I don’t want you stressing more than you have to.

P: I can already tell you don’t like this for the ceremony but how about the reception?

D: You already know I love this place, boys love it too, so I’m sold on a reception being here.

S: Penny… thoughts?

P: Can I be honest or do you want me to be nice?

S: I would love to hear you say you love this and let me put a deposit down.

P: I can be… convinced to host the reception here. I’m just not sold on the idea of making us all travel.

S: They do receptions here all the time, they have it down to a science. If you’re worried about travel they said they can get everyone here in under an hour.

D: I might need to hire them for my next trip, under an hour in this city? That’s impressive.

P: It takes a lot to impress Darius.

S: Does that mean we like this for the reception?

P: You can put the deposit down.

S: Thank god, that’s one thing off my list.

S: Thanks for meeting with me before Penny gets here.

D: Of course, everything okay? If she says no to this location I might lose my shit, Darius.

D: [Sighs] I know. I’ve been trying to talk to her about her picky-ness. I think it’s the baby. You know she’s not like this normally and she loves you.

S: Oh I know. However, I need you to stop being such a push over Darius.

D: I am not a complete pushover. I just know this wedding means a lot to her and I want it to be perfect.

S: It’s your wedding too and honestly she listens more when you speak your mind.

D: I know, but I think this might be the one. F

S: or all out sakes I hope so, she’s here so put on your big boy pants.

P: Hey baby!

D: Hey there beautiful, how are you feeling still sick?

P: Nope! I think it was just morning sickness. Hey sis, you look pretty- had a date with lover boy?

S: Thanks and he wishes. He’s in the valley but said he’s coming back this weekend.

D: Are you ever going to be nice to Jasper?

S: A man like that? You can never be nice to. Honestly, I think he might have a kink for being ignored.

P: Oh my god, this is place is beautiful! They do weddings here?

S: They don’t actually but Darius promised to donate enough money to keep them in business for a decade so they compromised.

P: So no one has gotten married here before?

S: I think like over a 100 years ago was the last event they hosted. How about you guys explore inside while I find my contact?

D: Sounds good, see you soon.

D: What do you think, love?

[Penny stays silent just staring at Darius]

D: What? You don’t like it?

P: My sister made you meet her early didn’t she?

D: [sighs] Yes.

P: What did she say?

D: She’s just a bit frustrated with finding the ceremony venue. Asked me to put my big boy pants on.

P: I figured as much. I can’t blame her I’ve been a bridezilla.

D: You have, so maybe you should be a bit more… aware of your sister’s feelings too.

P: I’ll take her out for lunch this week and talk with her.

D: I’m sure she will enjoy spending time with you that doesn’t involve wedding planning. By the way, she said she will lose it if you hate this place.

P: Well, it’s a good thing I love it.

D: Me too and I think it was worth all the no’s. Zeph nearly screamed when I told him we were looking at the botanical.

P: If Zeph loves this place then I would have said yes earlier.

D: Please do not tell you sister that.

[staryarulta]

Spoilers for SMTVV COV route!

The post-Tiamat experience

[goldenwaves]

bastion spire station, arts quarter. 1:09 am

[hawruu]

Uhm. So yeah hi @solargeist here's some fanart that one anon suggested (it was totally not me) but yeah I hope you like, also idk if scout is they're name, I forgot to check :D

I think I'll try drawing some of your other oc's, I just like they're design's sm but no promises

[nerdo23]

Part 1 of what ive been working on! These poses where chosen with the help of the wonderful @battlemaiden13! These pin ups will be of the ENTIRE skeleton cast of #house next door. The first 2 batches will be of the orginal main 8 that MC interacts with! The rest will be randomly selected! Every skeleton before hand already has a pose chosen! Clothing though will either be default or what i feel suits the pose best.

If you want a particular skeleton done next with/and/or clothing in mind please DM me!

These pin ups are to be taken as suggestive, minimal will be shown. Mostly alluding to having a glowing bulge.

[azulotus]

a little ferret girl and her favorite drink

[keeana]

"You’re miine!"

[mnemocynic]

Teef

[unholynocturne]

 @flxshy Admiring the boundless sea before them, V1 cranks the fishing rod pulling the lure ever so slightly closer to the shore. The lens in his eye grows smaller as the robot notices a big shadow approaching the faux fish, excited for the bigger beast to swallow the bait for a little snack. 

Until…. The annoying one speaks. Hearing the abrasive ones’ approach the catch of the day swims off in a panic, desperate to get away from any glaring red predator to snatch it from its home. V1 stands up from the chair and his servos let out a disappointing ‘Whiiiirrrrrrr’ as the internal fans of the machine drop from the intense focus, plopping his exhausted body back into the beach chair, hunched over in a sulking position.

What could the other want now… talking about arms again, sometimes he wishes the other would drop the subject. V1’s head craned downwards to the simulated grass. Wishing the weaker of the two could leave already. Maybe they will leave if he fakes not noticing any company or maybe fatigue. Could always do the classic ‘low performance mode’ and go into a catatonic innocence of his surroundings. Yeah… that sounds nice.

[cup1dxzs]

Paint It Blue

Sally Face X Reader

Chapter One- New Beginnings

Thud.

The sound of your luggage hitting the concrete floor brought you no comfort. It was a dull reminder of what you had to already leave behind, friends, after school clubs, and what little family you had left.

“Y/n! Hurry up, it's cold out here!”

The sound of Adrian, your brother, shouting was motivation, if that’s what you could even call it, to pick up the rest of your luggage which was two suitcases in total.

You wouldn’t say you weren’t bitter at the situation but you wouldn’t say you were totally cool about it. Moving states was a big deal, especially when you’ve never done anything of the sort but you understood why it was necessary. With your brother being your only legal guardian and sole caretaker he had to assume a lot of responsibility and that included keeping a roof over your guys head, it would’ve been fine if your aunts and uncles hadn’t decided to stop sending money claiming that the two of you were ‘leeching off of them and using the death of your parents as an excuse to be even lazier.’ As much as it bugged you that they’d even think to say that, a part of you wished it were true, that way you could have stayed in your hometown with your friends.

Now in Nockfell county you supposed you had to make the best of it even if this town seemed to be dead, the gloom and doom environment seemed to be enhanced as you stared at the sign.

Addison Apartments.

The building itself gave off an eerie vibe, almost as if you didn’t belong but the entire town felt like that so was it really much of a difference? The sound of your feet dragging against the concrete was the only other sound you heard apart from Adrian grumbling about something that you weren’t too interested in hearing nor knowing about.

Stepping into the building you immediately took notice of the stale smell. Oddly enough, the memories of visiting your grandmother in the retirement home filled your mind for a brief second. You missed the old hag even if she was a witch most of the time, you’d considered it to be tough love because she was the only person that really listened to you, apart from the fact she’d forget it all and yell at you to go grab her dentures.

“We’re in room 404, take the key and I'm gonna introduce myself to the owner.” Adrian spoke in a nonchalant manner, it was obvious no one was thrilled to have to move away and let alone into these dingy apartments. Taking the key from his hand you’d spot an elevator further down the hall and begin making your way towards it.

Stepping inside you took notice of all the floors, it was five in total. Pressing the fourth floor button the sound of a small ding went off as the doors closed, the elevator was old and you could hear it in the way as it went. It was creaky and loud, it could have also been considered whisp-y in the sense that you would have sworn that you heard people whispering. The thought made you feel dumb so you didn’t question it any further, until you swore that you had heard your name being called but by then the elevator opened and you stepped out, giving one last glance back inside out of curiosity you were met with nothing.

Shrugging you looked down the hall and spotted an almost black hallway, you knew it was the hallway where your now new home was because of the silver plaque labeled 403. Obviously you knew your room was just on the other side. Letting your eyes wander to the end of the hall was probably the most interesting part of seeing what the room looked like-

What the fuck is that.

Your hand gripped your luggage until your knuckles turned white. You were staring at a black figure with eyes redder than blood, it stood there and appeared to almost be watching you, clearing your throat you spoke up. Mostly due to the fact that this was possibly your new neighbor and you were already making a shitty impression by just staring at them like they were a freak and without even saying a word. Even if they were a little freaky looking.

“He-hello…you? I’m Y/N, I live in 404.” Your voice faltering while you spoke made you slightly cringe but you didn’t really care, the silence was eating at you while you stared at them. You slightly jumped when they walked to room 403, opened the door and just disappeared without saying a word to you or even acknowledging your failed attempt at trying to converse with them. Fair enough, you’ll try harder next time.

“Can’t win ‘em all, I guess…” Mumbling to yourself, you’d drag your stuff behind you and made your way to your apartment. The journey of getting there took way longer than you would have actually liked but it didn’t really matter anyways because you could finally just crash out and do nothing for the rest of the week.

You started your first day at a new school on Monday, today was Tuesday. Plenty time to unpack and mentally prepare yourself for your new and hopefully exciting life.

Walking into the room it was bland, no feeling that made it feel like home but you didn’t mind because as long as Adrian was there the two of you could make it feel comfortable in due time. You saw that the apartment had two rooms, a bathroom, kitchen, and of course a living room with just a single couch and other home goods provided.

Tossing your stuff to the floor you made a beeline for the couch and just threw yourself onto it, it was bouncy and comfortable so now you knew what you were going to be doing for the afternoon.

——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——

To say that was going to be a quick Power Nap you’d be lying to yourself, you woke up sweaty and not knowing who or when you were. You knew your brother had been inside already because of the boxes that laid on top of each other. Unpacking was going to be fairly easy and quick due to the fact that there wasn’t much to unpack between the two of you. Moving away had been so sudden that all you could take were the clothes on your backs and other bare necessities.

Sitting up while simultaneously wiping the sweat from your brow, reaching for your phone in your pocket you’d check for the time.

“5:30 AM? Guess I was really tired.” You groggily state, kicking your feet off the side of the couch and looking around. Soon spotting one of the doors was open just ajar, assuming Adrian was in there you’d slowly approached it.

The room was dark so even when you peeked your head through it, it was hard to tell what was what. Stepping inside you saw Adrian asleep on a bed.

‘The rooms already have beds? Why didn’t I check…’

You thought grumpily as you walked inside and grabbed a blanket that had been discarded onto the floor and covered Adrian with it, half ass-ing as you tucked him into bed. Walking out the room, you literally had nothing to do since nothing was close to being unpacked and it was the ass crack of dawn.

“Time to explore this shit hole I guess…”

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Hey guys i definitely wasn’t gone for over a year and just dropping a fic from a different fandom *gulp*

Anyways on a different note I am back so I hope you enjoy this, love you all! 😽😽

-ChillyKitty

[snoopersss]

for requests uhhhh do you have any ii gijinkas? because if you do i would love to see art of them

(also maybe silver spoon and taco watching the great british bake off because i’ve been getting into silvertaco lately…)

hiiii !!! im actually not much in the gijinka scene, mainly cause i havent drawn a full body person in like 2 years, and typically whatever ideas i have for one are already pretty well done and already look so super cool :) but i decided to give it a try ! Lightbulb, despite not being my favorite character, is the character i draw first whenever using a new brush or canvas, so I figured she’d be a good character to ease me in !

I’ll admit, i was a BIT cocky going into this but WOW i got humbled when i actually had to try and find outfits that fit in my standards of the perfect lightbulb design. clothing design is HARD, especially with lightbulb’s color scheme. Grey and yellow are NOT appealing to me, and i really hoped to draw her in a way where she still is recognizable, but also not completely decked out in highlighter yellow.

I was really going back and forth on this trying to find SOMETHING, when god himself bestowed upon me the answer to all of my prayers.

Fred Figglehorn.

enter. the fred fit. (also long haired vers. in case people prefer that)

Maybe its for the bit ! Maybe she made a bet with someone years ago and keeps it going despite the person not remembering the bet in the first place. Maybe she was just really obsessed with fred figglehorn at some point and now is stuck being a fred figglehorn cosplayer because she has entirely too many of the same shirt. Who knows ! Anything she wears could be ironic, but you never know.

is this entire post a poorly veiled way of projecting my love of fred figglehorn onto a fictional character by designing them basically to be a girlypop version of him? thats on you to decide

anyways thank you for the ask !!! this was a lot of fun trying to come up with a design for her, even if she still looks pretty clunky given im really rusty ^^