#im stealing something from your house

[cartoontrashcat]

If I (on the sidewalk and far from the street) need to dodge one other bike because their fetish is driving parallel to the bikepath 1-2 meters into the pedestrian sidewalk, Im just throwing myself in front of them

[fernsnailz]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[aquilaofarkham]

i just think he's neat

[ectoman]

still in agony about how much Winston was cut from the initial film and how underutilised he is in the sequel

[aliasknives]

what people making those “hot gortash” mods fail to understand is that a huge part of the appeal is that he kind of looks like shit

[themyscirah]

Vanessa didn't even die and yet her story is still sadder and more fucked up than jtodd's. He wishes he was on her level

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

i swear half the reason i like morris/pierre is because the idea of morris (boomer) and abigail (zoomer) interacting is so funny to me

[candyskiez]

ALLO PEOPLE GET OFF MY FRIEND POSTING GOOD LORD.

[microknifeyuri]

all coins go to heaven

[min0uet]

i like this eene clip bc to me its just a minute long version of this

[holdthelina]

relaxing

[rockintapper]

consider this a ragepost

[wukongfeetpics]

one of those fucking uh. angel/demon aus where benrey is a demon and tommy is an angel and theyre just casually friends :) hanging out and shit. tommy listens to benrey infodump about video games. they dont talk much about their respective jobs (but when they are talked about, tommy is usually the one talking). tommy is technically gordons guardian angel but gordon has special fun hell-adjacent problems so he also got bubby and coomer to "protect" him (he herds them out of trouble on a daily basis. oh the high jinks.) tommy is the one gordon trusts most and with his life. benreys just a chill guy . doesnt know why gordons so freaked out all the time. benrey tags along on their adventures but mostly takes a backseat when it comes to actually helping, which drives gordon insane to no end. WHY even come along if you arent going to HELP????? AM I IN HELL????? DID I FUCKING DIE?????? and benreys like. well i dunno why ur so mad. maybe calm down a little? weirdo. yellin' at me 'n shit. didnt even bring your passport ([doctor coomer voice] its true! gordon did NOT bring his passport!)

[freakoutgirl]

Coworkers stop saying weird stuff to me challenge

[lesbiangiratina]

Testament doesnt use all/any pronouns……… dont do that………………

[earth-wires]

Hehe hi guys