#im. half joking there

[seilon]

i got like three different compliments from people today on my customer service and im not gonna lie I greatly enjoy feeling like im winning at Restaurant Host

[anbaisai]

so over on JP twitter they've come up with the hc that papa leech is hangyodon

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[lyssist]

i literally hate her ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[starry-bi-sky]

incorrect blood blossom au quotes

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Danny, as nightingale: *making horrific noise bombs* Nightingale: if i use this audio of the sun, reverse it, reverse it again, then layer it on top of these reconstructed dinosaur growls, and then drop the pitch, i can almost replicate the noise of a leviathan in the deep end of the zone :) Nightingale: some circles call this "psychological" warfare Nightingale: i call it a highly effective brown note

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Once Bruce's gimmick villains start popping up: Danny, gripping Bruce by the shoulders: Buzz. Buzz. listen to me. listen. Bruce: Danny: monologues? fuckin' wORK. you gotta let 'em monologue.

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Bruce: you incited a prison riot? Danny: you assaulted a police officer? Bruce: Danny: Bruce, trying not to smile: Bruce: actually, i assaulted three Danny, failing at trying not to smile: and i incited several

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Danny talking about cujo: —he’s a good dog! Bruce: im sensing a ‘but’ here Danny: ....you’re right there is a ‘but’ Bruce: hm. Danny: but, you know how ghosts have powers? Bruce: im assuming the dog has ghost powers. Danny: m. Mhm. he can become the size of a bus Bruce: … a h

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Bruce: wait. pause Danny, was about to drop Dad Lore on Bruce: Bruce: is this another horrifying thing from your childhood that im about to hear? Danny: Danny:…yeee..es? Bruce: *wearing the face of a man mentally preparing himself for whatever fucked up shit danny’s about to spit out of his mouth* hn Bruce: carry on

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Nightingale: be the karma you wanna see in the world. Nightingale: with a few tranquilizers, a slingshot, and some red paintballs, you too can trick the mob into thinking that they've been shot by Batman's sniper from hell! Nightingale, winking: they're not totally wrong about it either!

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Nightingale: I cant kick people in the face anymore thanks to the bone-eating poison Superman: the what- Nightingale: so i do the next best thing, and enact psychological warfare on Bat's enemies instead.

[kirkwallguy]

it's definitely uncomfortable that dav's only nonbinary character is portrayed in a way that leans into negative stereotypes about young trans people. like imagine if there was a game where the only gay man was a sassy princess and the only bisexual man's romance was focused on bdsm and the only lesbian was written by a misogynist and the only trans man is voiced by a cis woman. that would suck right. luckily there are no games like that.

[hypno-matt]

I just want someone to hack my computer while I'm browsing the internet, and use it to turn me into their entertainment for the night, is that too much to ask?

[seashoreships]

couple goals amiright

[peter-pantomime]

i completely agree that the mash laugh track is egregious in many ways, however i do think the fact that it gets quieter and more sporadic over time, not so much suggesting that the situation is getting less and less funny as much as saying that it never really was that funny but we're losing our ability to ignore that now, mirroring the behavior of a certain central harlequin figure who stops making jokes and gets more and more withdrawn over time is... something.

[lavb-b]

Spreading more cattenna agenda

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

A babygirl? Potentially. A poor little meow meow? Conceivably. A fucked up a little guy? Now that’s for certain.

Anyway, the Raphael obsession hit critical mass and now there is fanart

[your-therian-parent-says]

isnt it beautiful how a wolf can be a singer, a sheep can be a barber, and a raven can be at a writing desk?

[pechebeche]

i gotta say, learning to program and work with computers has really taken the thrust out of the "technology is a form of divine" poetry aesthetic. you think this thing is an angel?? depending on how you talk to it, it cant add 2 to 2.0 unless you whisper special instructions. all it does is math. it is a glorified mathematician. and it cant always add. this things an idiot

[bogwatr]

A woman crush implies the existence of a man crush, Mr. Way…

[thearoacezionist]

europe is sooo mad that they can't kill Jews anymore so they constantly criticize Israel for existing lmao