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[prismatic-ink]

insane and deranged new hermit speculation

aka, one of them is very likely to be Joel.

First, some context.

Jimmy knows who the new hermits are. he said this in one of his Chunklock streams a WHILE ago, but I kinda thought he was joking. but he reconfirmed it in his current stream, with the cheekiest grin. now why would he know that....

also, Pearl said she had an important Minecraft recording that she had to cut her stream early for at 7 am Australian time, and based on Doc tweets, this seems to be the first HC 10 recording. Currently, Jimmy, Martyn, FWhip, Sausage, HBomb, and Scott are streaming, and they might not still be streaming till then, but if they were the new hermits they probably wouldn't be streaming right now. That leaves the two most hyped potential new guys: Skizz and Joel.

another VERY interesting tidbit of information: In Tango's patreon discord server, Cleo said that if the new hermits had TCG cards, they'd be Balanced/Builder and Balanced.

Skizz first. He would probably be the Balanced type. I don't really need to get into him being friends with so many hermits, we all know it.

However, I will say, after the last Imp and Skizz episode where Skizz talked about not having enough time to do anything I do think he isn't going to be in HC 10 unfortunately. It seems like it won't be in the cards until he goes full-time content creation. Also, Doc said the new hermits didn't know him that well, and while Skizz isn't like besties with him or anything he's been in his circle long enough to know him at least a little bit.

But what about Joel?

Balanced/Builder DEFINITELY fits Joel to a T. While his content is focused on building, he's also good at PVP and is a prankster, making him balanced. He's also close with hermits blah blah blah but here's some more EVIDENCE (actually just wild speculation). Why would Jimmy know about this? Yeah, he's close with Grian, but still. Maybe because he, Grian, and Joel came back from their trip yesterday, and the recording was today because it was the earliest possible time for it to happen for all hermits to be there, and Jimmy was filled in on this. It also explains why Jimmy seems so excited about knowing the new hermits to the point he's spoken about it twice. Obviously, he would be excited for his friend.

also this is straight up copium at this point but the shadow people on the new banner are based off a Steve and Alex model. If they were both guys I feel like they wouldn't go through the effort to make them different models. maybe,,,, maybe lizzie ldshadowlady? even though she probably wouldn't be into hermitcraft? maybe?? or at least a new female hermit. because that's the biggest thing against Joel not being a new member, if Lizzie isn't there with him it would be kinda strange ngl

[gay-for-the-snz]

It's fucking ON!! my Manly Summer^tm begins tonight

[squishosaur]

i don't have to be like her.

[alterigo06]

Hashira (+Ubuyashiki) nails, modeled by my sister and done by me

(I’ll add close ups in a reblog)

[pink-toonss]

Time to connect with my heritage *learns a new language*

[exnusquam]

Ooc.;ohohohoh time to seek out and read up on every piece of muse info i can get for gio's volo

[cryptidcryptic]

The consort discovers a new vampiric thing they can do, and the ascended king is ever as supportive as always 🥹a lil fic thing

A subtle tug pulled at the bond they shared, the psychic tether that linked lord and bride. It wasn’t uncommon to feel her reaching for him. Whenever they had to part for a while she did. Sometimes subconsciously, sometimes teasingly, but always returned.

Opening his mind connecting to her. It was always a calm experience, a spiritual holding of hands to make the time pass faster. Returning soothing echoes between them until..

A sudden tap of fear bounced across. Sudden and startling. A sound wave cutting through the distance.

His head shot up, gaze towards their home.

He was moving before he could stop himself. The space around him folded, heading the nights call a blemish of black smoke. Next instant he was home.

Pushing open the door to their shared room, a startled gasp and someone diving behind the dressing fan “wait! Don’t look don’t come any closer”

He paused at the door, his concern passing to her “I’m safe, I promise, I just…I might have done a vampire thing I don’t know how to undo yet”

“That’s all?” A dramatic sigh of relief left his lips “all that fear, for a little vampire ‘thing’” she should know better then to what have you done to yourself?”he took a step towards the folding fan his consort immediately falling over with a panicked

“Stay back” Something black and leathery slipped out from the side of the ornate fan. Was that…a wing? Suprise echoed next.

suprise..and a Building Lust??

“…This isn’t something sexy…I was..trying to change into a bat”

A charming laugh filled the air “all of this for a bat, how cute”

“And think I’ll be the judge of that my dear” that smooth soothing tone he always used to calm her down. Still he stayed where she asked him too “I won’t laugh, but I can’t promise I won’t find it sexy” an unspoken uncertainty dipped from her to him. He softened, somewhat, as gentle as he was capable “you can trust me”

“…I know I can” the divider rocked with movement “I trust you” he listened to that connection, whatever she’d done, whatever she was hiding, there under the ebb of fear….she was worried he’d stop thinking she was beautiful?

“My dear, we’re already vampires, whatever it is, it’s near impossible to get more monstrous then an eternal blood sucking demon” he took a step towards the fan.

“You wouldn’t say that if you could see me” sour but calm at least

“Then how about you show me the damage, hm? If there is anyone more cable of helping you it’s the vampire ascendant” hand accross his heart “let me see” softer “please” followed.

Completely unfair, How could she refuse that?

“Alright…just don’t stare”

“Yes, yes, come out now it will be…” his consort stepped out of the dividers into his sight “…completely fine..” He blanched.

She was…a vision

“You promised you wouldn’t stare” grumbling, blood red eyes glared back.

“I’m not staring. I’m openly ogling you, big difference” in two steps he was before her, lifting her head “how could you ever believe I’d find this unattractive?”

There in the daylight he could see her, black wings stretched out behind her, tuffs of black fluff around her throat, at the tip of her wiery black tail. Sharp black claws and pure blood red eyes.

Trapped somewhere between the cute bat and something entirely too devilish.

She quite literally looked like a bat out of hell, a vampiric succubus of his own design. His succulent consort. Not even Mephisto himself could own such a view.

“You’re Perfect, and for far more then just your looks” the truth in his statement rang clear as an avalanche of desire and amazement echoed from him to her “although they do help”

“what did I do to earn a love like you”

“Everything my dear” Dangerous, dangerous smile on his perfect lips “i do wonder just what this new form of yours can do, power is incredibly attractive in all its forms…minus the one that comes with tentacles” his kiss followed the curve of her neck, lovingly, reverently.

He might not care for the gods but he worshiped her.

Moving behind her, to wrap his arms around her middle, pulling her into his chest, looking up at him under black lashes “..really?”

“Believe me, I might not always be truthful to everyone we meet, but I’d never lie. at least not to you” never to her, even before the psychic bond they now shared.

“I’ll be honest once again when I say; I need no convincing to desire this new form” rumble of a purr pressed to her throat with each kiss.

His consort laughed, heat returned to him in that same coo of affection “so this is your idea of changing me back?”

“It’s definitely a fun idea”

Certainly no better way to see what she was capable of.

[foxmulderautism]

not about poetry but i don't trust people who go online spewing vague declarations of "in order to write you need to understand Form And Structure!!!!" because there's prose fuckheads who do the same thing where they just vaguely say you need to understand Structure before you write a novel, but by structure they usually just mean the three act structure and the hero's journey and they've never studied or considered how structure can function beyond that, especially in non-western/non-english writing theories. the minute someone is like ohhhh but the Structure.....in a vague manner like that i'm like okay so you don't actually know structure because if you had deeply studied structure in writing theory as you claim to have done, you would know how complex and fluid and varied and malleable it is and it's not just one thing you Learn How To Do like putting a table together. and it's not something you will one day know perfectly because you will, ideally, encounter new ideas to structure a story as you expand your reading and your own writing. anyway i'm done for now i'm logging off to read more filthy animals by brandon taylor, potluck was such a good short story collection opener. i'm excited to see how he links these stories into a structured collection. i'm excited to read family meal by bryan washington when i'm done because he did a lot of fun things with really short + really long chapters in memorial and i learnt a lot about structure and pacing from there.

[daz4i]

i will say tho i'm p proud of myself for managing to be relatively non judgemental and mostly keeping my tendency to assume things abt strangers at a minimum. ik we all do that but i also know it's not the healthiest thing especially when it just makes me feel worse too, but i've been practicing it for years and i think i'm doing well at it. like even well enough that it's noticeable to other people and they point out how nice it is. i dunno i think it's cool i think it's a good thing abt me

[cornbread-but-minecraft]

besties i think i fucked up

[istherewifiinhell]

im gonna reeally hope my hand hurts so bad from the spray paint mostly. thats at least like. [checkmark] be fucing careful in this specific circumstacne. and not like. yet another everyday agriavting factor i have to moditor/control.

[captious-solarian]

If the thread is replaced with a redirect to, a link to, or an archived copy of the clay tablet in question: yes good mod I love you, you have my allegiance forevermore, would you like me to kill and eat this user for you? I'll do it, I'll do anything, I'm your dog now

If all you're told is that the answer exists somewhere but given no pointer to it: why. why. why.

(homemade beer forum help thread)

New PM from Moderator:

The question you asked is identical to a clay tablet found buried in Iran from 3200 BCE. This thread has thereby been locked and your account has been suspended permanently.

[buyinbulk]

me when i find out spiceiness is caused by capsaisun and The Pain isnt real: mmgh kimchi

this but me with kimchi

[luv-again]

boy i have hardly written a word and i'm already in a frenzy over whether to include rings as a functional item in this fic rather than a gameplay mechanic

[th3houseofleaves]

thinking abt dove baek and how they've done a variety of illegal things to survive and they justify all of it bc it was for their survival right and as an adult they're avoiding breaking the law as much as possible bc they have to be a good influence for sparrow bc they don't want him to pick up any of their bad behaviors right but at the same time they're super nonchalant and open abt some of the stuff they did (there's some things that are going to stay buried forever thank you very much) so sparrow absolutely picks up on that energy and the first (and only) time dove has to come pick their son up after he's caught stealing they're incredibly upset – at him but mostly themself – and they fear for their LIFE bc it's totally going to be blamed on them and while karina isn't gonna hold it against them forever she won't be happy abt it and her parents will be even more upset.

meanwhile sparrow thinks he's done some cool shit and doesn't understand why everyone's not being chill about it

[depvotee]

I'm going to get hate for this but idgaf

Making Helaena a dream is an absolute wet fart of a plot point because it doesn't do anything interesting with it, it just spews one line or there and nothing interesting