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Nothing will ever be funnier to me than, in the Good Omens book, after Adam and the Them defeat the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and Satan is coming, and Crowley and Aziraphale think they're going to both die horribly, and they decide that if they're going to die they're at least going to die cool, and they throw out their wings and join hands and brandish their respective weapons and march over to fight the literal, actual devil with Shadwell for some reason, and then Adam just...mutters something under his breath and Satan himself just...vanishes. Poof. Nothing. Mr. Young appears and Crowley and Aziraphale are just left standing there.
And then they just go and get drunk.
#good omens#book omens#good omens book#it's genuinely like the most funny bit in the book for me#this is the part that really sells the#oh#they're literally just eye candy aren't they#idea for me#in regards to plot#like the only reason they're even in the book is to look pretty and flirt with each other#they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING#all throughout the rest of the book you're thinking#oh is this when they affect the plot in a meaningful way at all#and then that scene happens and you're just like#they really are useless aren't they#come to think of it the book also sends a pretty clear message that while you may be the most important thing in your own story#chances are you are perfectly useless in someone else's story#so you should find someone whose story you can be an equal part of#like azirphale and crowley are for each other#wow that turned into a really long rant#anyway#good omens am i right
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I just want you to know that I was rereading the PDMDZS comics yet again, and I finally caved and watched Legally Blonde because you're like a puppeteer that draws things and I'm like "well, guess I have to see it now." Now, after watching Legally Blonde, I must tell you that Elle Woods is love, Elle Woods is life, Elle Woods is everything to me. Elle Woods would have been able to save Wei Wuxian from the Jins all while looking sparkly and fantastic as she does it. (Obviously with her hype girlies in the background)
Her power and influence know no bounds!
#ask#elle woods#legally blonde#Of all medias to have indirectly convinced someone to see for the first time - I am so honoured to know one of them was legally blonde.#It's just a damn good movie about not letting other's bias limit you.#And to not let other people's shitty opinions of you define you!#It's also about how femininity is constantly regarded as something that is a 'weakness' but Elle shows up in pink! Stays true to herself!#Legally Blonde is the antithesis to Grease. That's a rant for another day#If you're willing to keep trusting me...There's a musical version of legally blonde that is very good.#Anyways. Elle Woods can't be in MDZS only because she would have solved so many problems that are essential for the plot to happen.#Elle would have lawyered the hell out of all of the defamation and war crimes going on.#Elle would have shown up with a big ass sword and won the war.#It's just me doing my part by having her be WWX phone lawyer as a running gag.
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When other Yellowjackets fans, majority who are poc themselves, talk about how weird and frustrating it is that the writers introduced a random yte character and gave them a storyline when there were two (technically three but they killed off Lottie even when there was an opportunity for more) woc, who have been around since s1, that could've fit the mold instead (like Mari) and have actual personalities outside of building up/being the lapdog for another character. Or how often times many of the, limited, poc characters are often either treated poorly and killed off, or pushed to the side (Simone, reduced to the disposable black girlfriend trope and is nearly killed by her partner because she's in the way of a ship; Travis, since s1, had his trauma dismissed or ignored and was overly hated but no one talks about how he was SA'd by the girls he's now stuck with on top of having to eat his brother and not be able to grieve over it). How Taissa's whole storyline is just revolving around Van even with all the potential, especially given she's fighting to be free from her own mind, how Lottie's mental illness is treated so poorly as if it's not the butt of a joke then it's met with heavy criticism (and the only time she is met with sympathy for it, it's through the lens of a yte character embodying her and having an emotional conversation with her father). How you can have all of these reasons (and more) for being annoyed by Melissa's character or the direction of the show, and be met with #those fans downplaying these concerns, or just being overly antagonistic just because they find yte character #243 entertaining so obviously these conversations don't have merit. But this fandom has always had an...."interesting" way in which it discussed the poc characters on the show, so I'm not surprised.
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets critical#mind u in the og script lottie was a black girl who had to suffer racial abuse from an old rich yte woman that she never recovered from...#like tai has a premise for such interesting storylines (that don't revolve around yte characters) and the show still does her dirty#and even regarding her relationship why would tai be so dismissive of her family over van? why is there hardly any shaunatai scenes?#a yte woman's introduction to the show being her potentially killing an indigenous woman struggling with mental illness and only for said#woc's death to be discovered through a true crime forum and used for a competition between two yte characters....yeah there's no problem at#all there#like so much of melissa's character feels at the expense of woc who were already established and had more to show for it than her#and it gets so annoying seeing those fans try to skirt around the problem or speak over poc fans when called out#like why does mari receive such hate or lack of understanding in comparison to yte counterparts who do worse than her? i thought the yjs#shouldn't be judged heavily bc they're teenagers going through the unimaginable? or is that mindset not shared with woc?#and im not even getting into how the plot is all over the plsce#like why is the teen timeline (where most of them are going to die) more diverse than the adult? and adding another yte character was#supposed to do what?#lottie matthews#taissa turner#like so much of s1 was about shauna heck even some parts of s2 so i thought maybe s3 would be tai's. nope#yellowjackets spoilers
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Black Antler Buck
This is absolute filth and I am not sorry.
Alastor X Doe! Reader. Rut fic. Word Count: 5K.

Absolutely no minors, Zero, zilch, na dah. I mean it, this is 18 + Adults only.
It always started as an itch.
Not in the metaphorical sense, it always started as a physical itch.
Alastor's skin would become hypersensitive to the point that any slight variation in cloth would cause his skin to itch. He had ripped out any tags present on his garments by the seams many many years ago. Yet every year his nerves always managed to find something. A raised stitch here. A pulled section of the weave there. A wayward thread.
Every year, without fail, he would find some ways to itch.
And that was only the beginning.
He hated the fall.
What was once one of his favorite times of the year became his season of torture. Memories of frightful masks and chilled air were replaced with hot skin and a boiling pot of lust read to spill over. Hell had two options, blistering heat or frozen wasteland. It was quickly on its way to the latter as Alastor made his way down the darkened street. The wind was cutting and cold would creep in to the bones of any uncovered fingertips. Yet Alastor was fine, the cold air felt rather pleasant on his heated skin.
The building and general crowd of the city began to fade as he made his way further and further into the outskirts. As the sidewalk ended it gave way to endless desert, which would become tundra as the cold progressed. Nothing. No building, no road, no person ahead as far as the eye could see. Or so it appeared at least.
Alastor allowed himself to slip into the shadows. Transporting himself to his destination in a matter of minutes. While it wasn't the flashiest of his powers, it was the most useful. The journey to his destination was at least a four-hour drive by car, supposing you didn't run into any trouble along the way. It would have been a full day of travel if you decided to walk there. How anybody else got there he had no clue, and that was by design. Anonymity was a key part of its existence after all.
Alastor manifested out of the shadows near a small collection of rocks. Completely innocuous to most anyone. Alastor checked the time on his watch before fastening up a black jacket over his clothes. He then pulled up its black hood over his head. Allowing the black mesh attached to the front to fall in front of his face before securing it to the jacket with the attached buttons. The hood was irritating on his ears, and the mesh was hot and hard to see through but it was mandatory dress code.
Now properly dressed Alastor knelt down to the rock, pressing a small custom coin onto a discoloration in the stone. The quiet click of a latch reached his ears as he lifted up the rocks. The hinge of the trap door was well oiled and silent as Alastor made his was down the stone stairs.
He wasn’t sure what triggered it this year. Normally he could handle his season. Or at the very least keep himself cooped up for the worst of it. But something about this year- probably stress from the hotel- drove him to near madness. He was sure he had worn down the finish on the floor from how much he paced in the night.
The stairs led down to a solid wall of stone. Another defense mechanism. Alastor found the crack in the stone and slid his coin through. It was clear this place was designed for animal sinners, considering it expected its guests to find their way to it with no light whatsoever.
Alastor waited for a few breathes, double checking the time in his mind again. He was at his assigned window of entry he was sure of it. Just as panic started to swell, the stone slid to the side, the low light of the room welcoming him as he stepped in. The lobby was empty, save for a singular woman who sat at the front desk. “The Watering Hole” was craved into the stone above her, lit with low warm fluorescent lights.
An establishment that catered to animal sinners seeking partners for their season. Completely anonymous and secure. Nobody outside of it knew about it and nobody inside of it talked about it. Alastor himself wasn’t even sure how he’d been selected to join. The coin and instructions written in code were slid under his door one day. Once he figured out the code and went to investigate, he had been stopped at the wall at the end of the stairs. A force unlike anything he had seen or felt before or since came over him and he woke up in a small room. A voice prattled off his information, aspects of his life that he swore only he knew. After being thoroughly intimidated he was made aware of the rules.
Everything is anonymous, unless an individual wishes to disclose their identity, which they do so at their own risk.
Everything is consensual.
And once you step out of the facility everything you heard, said or saw becomes something you didn’t hear, say or see.
Follow these rules to the letter or else, no exceptions bar one. Should something you do in these walls follow you out of them, the facility will contact you and handle the issue on a case-by-case basis.
For the longest time this vague clause in the rules confounded him.
If the whole point is anonymity what would follow you out? At first, he thought this may be for a stalker situation. Only recently-- in part thanks to the hotel's resident porn star-- that it occurred to him this probably referred to STD���s.
Perhaps it was a catch all sort of thing, giving the facility and whoever ran it, grounds to meddle if they felt so inclined.
All could be true or none could be, Alastor wasn’t particularly worried about it at the moment.
Right now, all he wanted was the fog in his head to dissipate and the hard on in his pants to go away.
Alastor waited for the receptionist to wave him forward before placing the coin on the desk and stepping back. The woman grabbed it and placed it on a small square plate that glowed once it was placed. She then reached under her desk, the sound of a drawer pulling open and files being sorted through drifting up. She reemerged with a thin file, opening it and flipping to the second of the two pages that were in it.
She grabbed the page and placed it under the desk once more, a thunk sound could be heard, like the sound for punching in and out of a workplace. The page was then set back at home in the folder and put back in its drawer. Her movements were crisp and meticulous like this was all she did every day.
Maybe that is what she did all day.
The stone was placed toward him once more, the woman leaned forward, pointing to a hall off to the side.
“Down this way, turn right at the second hallway, third door on the right.”
Alastor retrieved the coin once more, beginning to make his way down when he heard the receptionist speak once more.
“So are you gonna...” She made a vague gesture to the top of her head with both her hands. Alastor was confused a moment before getting the hint.
Alastor closed his eyes a moment, feeling the top of his head shift as he allowed his antlers to extend out from there compact structure to the full spread. The bone slid through the top of the hood like butter, splaying out to the 8 points they currently were. 2 more were sprouting towards the ends, soon he’d be a proper 10 points. Internally Alastor chuckled, knowing in his life he would have loved to bag a 10-point buck. The thick bases, normally cumbersome felt comforting and natural in his rut addled state, focusing his mind back to the task at hand.
“Well well” the receptionist muttered under her breath as he passed her to head down the hall.
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The room for the cervides was cool, ambient rustling and chirping noises being pumped out from some unknown source. It was a little too ‘on the nose’ for you personally. Just because you’re a deer doesn’t mean that the meeting room had to be a damn forest. You supposed however, that maybe some of your fellow deer demons, or deermons as you jokingly called them, needed that atmosphere.
In any case you appreciated the temperature control.
Your heat this year was killing you.
It was so bad that you’d finally took the time to rummage around your dresser to find that stupid coin that let you into this place.
It was clear you were the strongest in the room so far, by a large margin. The second you had stepped in your scent had overpowered everything. Most of the other females flocked toward you. As you settled atop a large stone structure against a far wall, they all settled near you, awaiting your judgement on any approaching males.
And approach they did.
Strutting, calling, posing, running into each other and locking antlers.
All of them perfectly serviceable, but none of them were what you needed. This heat felt different. Normally your heats consisted of a throbbing ache in your core, paired with a sensitivity and skittishness that was annoying as hell. This time it felt like a pain from the top of your throat to the tip of your hooves. Every time your walls convulsed, begging to be filled, your chest would follow suit causing spasms. You’d fucked yourself thoroughly with every toy you owned before coming here, just so you could keep a level head.
But that was only a short-term solution. You needed a buck, one that could properly chase you, pin you and mount you. Your heat craving power and protection, you needed someone as strong or stronger than you. To quell this heat, you’d need a near bombshell of a buck, and the only adequate spread before you simply wouldn’t do.
Leaning back on the stone you relaxed, allowing your mind to drift as you waited for something worthwhile to walk through the door.
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An enclosed path greeted him as Alastor walked into the instructed room. Tight and narrow, foliage crowding either side. He’d always appreciated the attention to detail this place had. He moved swiftly following the sound of clanking antlers to find where others may be.
The path branched out to a ‘clearing’ in the room. A wall supported a large mound of rocks and before it bucks were showboating. As Alastor stepped out into the clearing, he walked into a wall of scent. It was addicting, sweet, salty and rich like some combination of sweat drying on perfumed skin and old leather. Distinctly feminine, it made his palms sweat and his dick twitch. His spine now stick straight, his head swiveled to find the doe that was emitting such a rich aroma.
Paying closer attention to the center of the action, Alastor noticed that it was only bucks on the ground before him. All of them trying to win over females that weren’t there.
That was until he paid even closer attention. Following his nose, he moved closer, at first what he thought were shadows of the rock pile were actually the cloaked figures of does. Heads all turned to the action in front of them.
Yet strangely none of them moved.
Not a wave or sound, not a single inch of acknowledgment.
None of them were as great as him, but these bucks couldn’t be that bad, could they?
As he pondered the peculiar scene a nasty little scrap finished. A slightly smaller buck with blue antlers having successfully pushed his opponent aside, the other conceding defeat.
The head of the victor, and the heads of the does all lifted up to the top of the rock formation. Following their line-of-sight Alastor noticed a singular doe perched at the top. Casually reclined, her head tilted back to drive home the point that scene in front of here was completely uninteresting to her.
Ah, now Alastor saw what was going on here.
A pecking order had been established, and the lesser does were waiting for their leader at the top to pick her mate before they pursued theirs.
Their leader at the top who was most likely pumping out that devilishly pleasant perfume.
Well if it was a show she wanted.
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The heat was cooking you from the inside out you were sure of it. You’re only comfort the cool stone beneath you, cutting through the fabric of your anonymous attire to provide its soothing chill to your heated skin.
Gods above why did this lot have to be so average.
All of the struts and battles were barely worth a passing glance.
Perhaps it would be better to go home at this point so at least the rest of your fellow does could get some.
A crack, like a strike of lightning rang out, sitting up you tried to locate the source. A buck with a thick sprawling black rack had just used said antlers to rip a limb, the width of your torso, off a tree.
You were glad you didn’t leave earlier.
He turned his head expectantly, waiting for one of the other bucks to challenge him. The previous victor began to charge, but he didn’t even get to lock onto him. All it took was one swipe of his head and the black antlered buck had thrown the other to the ground. He raised his head and squared his shoulder preparing for another challenger.
Two bucks, one on either side of him charged, apparently going for a team attack. The black antlered buck was too fast and clever for it though. He ran quickly toward one of them, locking antlers. Then with a mighty swipe he lifted one challenger and swung him into the other. The two crashing into a heap.
You’d seen all you needed to see. Your heat wouldn’t hold out much longer, and things were turning just a bit too violent for your tastes.
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Perhaps he had been wrong about his earlier assessment.
Maybe these bucks truly were that bad. The second Alastor made his presence known, a majority of them stepped back, conceding then and there. And the three that had tried to fight him were pathetic. One with a blind charge and the other two with a cheap double team tactic.
No wonder the doe at the top was bored.
Peering up to see her reaction, only an empty spot at the top of the rocks greeted him instead.
Alastor felt his rage begin to stir. He took a deep breath in just before it could rise through and he was hit with that scent, infinitely stronger now. It made him want to buckle his knees and jump into the sky simultaneously. Sensing someone behind him, he turned quickly, expecting to face another challenger.
The doe from the top of the rocks greeted him instead. He had been correct before, that salacious scent was coming from her. It caused his heart to skip and his breath to hitch. Every instinct in his body begging him to grab her, puller her down and mount her right on the spot, but he quelled it just barely.
Her hand raised, and Alastor swore he almost heard the does behind him gasp in anticipation.
Her hand hovered just next to his face; in almost any other context Alastor would have assumed he was about to be slapped.
Maybe he was.
Mercy was on his side however as the doe’s hand moved down, tracing the outline of his arm without touching him. Diving down, down till it finally moved and grabbed his hand. Lifting it up, the doe then splayed her palm against his, seemingly comparing the size difference. Then she held his hand in her own once more and began to lead him along. Walking backwards for a few paces, slowly, giving him time to retreat if he so wished.
Fat chance.
Once it was clear he had made his choice, the doe turned forward, continuing to lead him to the path leading toward the exit.
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The hall with the suites could only be described as plush. All red and brown and dark lacquered wood. Once they reached a room that was free, each deer moved to their respective door. Each suite at facility came with private rooms for either partners, each containing a small living area and bathroom. The room proper would have the bed, a fridge and other necessities both for living and for pleasure.
“So, how do we want to do this?” Alastor spoke before you could open your door, his voice was low and deep, hoarse from heavy breathing. He’d stopped himself from producing the radio static just before speaking. Reminding himself that this was all anonymous after all
“Heh” you let out a small laugh. “Normally I’d just advocate for dropping trou and getting down to it, but...” you walked over to the tall buck. Getting into his personal space, basking in the raw musk and power that was rippling off of him. He dwarfed you, and your pussy couldn’t help but clench at that fact.
“After that little display, I think i need every piece of you I can get. So, I say we turn off the lights, take off our clothes and you show me exactly what your made of.” The laugh he gave in response sank into your ribcage, bouncing around causing your heart to flutter.
“I couldn’t agree more” he replied.
You sauntered back to your door, hazarding on final glance at the thick antlered buck’s cloaked figure.
“I’ll meet you on the other side then.”
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The bottom of the bed was rimmed in red lights. Far too dim to be of any use outside of marking where the bed was. Still, you were able to make out the faint silhouette of your buck’s sprawling rack in the dark. As your door closed, the silhouette turned to face where you were. Hooves met hardwood as he made his way toward you.
Your palms were splayed out in front of your naked torso so you could stop him before he bumped into you. The sudden shock of warm skin caused your shoulders to jitter. His hands met yours giving himself a reference point as he then moved higher and higher. Cradling your neck with one massive palm he squeezed slightly in warning before pulling you into him. His lips were plush, pillowy and soft as they crashed into yours. His other arm snaked around you, hand against your back so he could pull you even closer to him.
The kiss was a mess of passionate chaos, the two of you pushing into one another in a fervor. Your hands began to wander, mapping out his torso as his tongue pushed forward to map out your mouth.
He was thinner than you’d expected, his figure being helped greatly by his massive shoulders. As your hands wandered up to his head, mirroring him by splaying your hands on his neck he began to dip you backwards. The pleasant feeling of your thighs meeting his causing a small gasp to escape you.
He returned the noise with a pleased hum before moving his head down. Sharp canines bit at your neck before those plush lips attached themselves to the thin skin just under the base of your ear. Sucking and nibbling, your toes curled and chest convulsed at the sensation. Getting to hear in high definition the delicious noises he was making as he devoured your skin. The vibrations from the noise causing a shiver to run up your spine. Digging your nails into his shoulders, you desperately tried to ground yourself as he chuckled. Releasing your skin, he licked his way across your jawline before diving tongue first once again into your mouth.
You couldn’t help the moan that left you, the way his lips crashed into yours once more. You could taste the salt from your skin on his lips. He relented a moment, allowing you to breath before attacking the skin underneath your other ear.
Becoming jittery once more at the sensation you began moving a hand along his side. His ribs were prominent. You let your fingers ghost over them, feather light touches on the little hills and valleys. You swore you heard him laugh slightly before a sharp bite to your jaw caused you to grab his hip.
Your fingers found the divot there, allowing it to guide you lower and lower to your prize. Just as you began to feel curls of hair he spoke up.
“And just what do you think you’re doing?” He asked, his voice somehow lower than before.
“This” you replied moving before he could stop you to grip the base of his cock. Just like his antlers, it was thick. A vein bulging out at the bottom. You followed it with the tip of a finger, reaching his uncut tip before following it back down. You could hear how ragged his breathing was becoming, his rut surely making him sensitive. You leaned your head into his neck, allowing him to feel the smirk on your face before you moved lower.
His balls were hot in your hands, heavy with seed as you began to squeeze and massage. Experimenting till you’d found just the right pressure, knowing you’d found it by the moan he let out, quickly followed by a growl.
“Watch it little doe” he warned.
“Or what? You gonna stop me? Buck?” you taunted. You knew challenging him, riling him up was a bad idea, but it was the only way you were going to get what you wanted.
What you needed.
The tension was palpable as neither of you moved. If you were going to back down now was your opportunity.
Fat chance.
To prove your point, you squeezed his sack once more at that exact pressure again, lips finding purchase on his chest as you sucked, surely leaving a deep hickey on him.
The growl he let out shot through you as in one swift motion he grabbed your ass and hauled you over his shoulder like you weighed nothing.
Marching over to the bed he threw you down onto it, a hand reaching out and grabbing an ankle before you could get your bearings. The dim lights underneath allowed you to see more of his silhouette, though no real distinguishing features. Gripping your ankle tightly he wretched your leg out of the way, pushing it as far as it would comfortably go.
Then a swift sharp slap smacked against your pussy lips. An audible wet sound could be heard as he growled and smacked you again.
You hadn’t even realized how wet you were. The sting from his palm causing you to spill even more. In this moment you very appreciate that this wasn’t your own bed you were ruining.
As his massive palm gave your lips one last love tap, he kept his hand still. Using his outer two fingers to splay you out, your walls pulsed at the sensation of open air. Before it could become uncomfortable, he sank his two middle fingers into your pussy without warning. A sharp gasp ghosted out of your mouth. After feeling so empty, finally, finally warm thick skin was coming to fill you.
He wasted no time as he began to drive his digits in and out of your hole. The sounds in the room now a mix of wet, gasps from you and creaking as he leaned forward above you on the bed. An overture of sin, lust passion and desire. He began biting at your chest, pain blooming as he played with skin of your breasts in his mouth. Your clit switched in irritation, his hand angled away from it, and his torso blocking your arms so you could not take care of it yourself. The rhythmic pumping of his digits, in and out, forward back, filled and empty was driving you swiftly toward the edge.
You became restless underneath him, trying to wiggle and adjust yourself in such a way that you could get some friction on your poor neglected clit.
By the grace of the gods he got the message, a smug and amused chuckle spilling from him as he adjusted his thumb to press against your bud. Your heat addled brain turning to mush, making you convulse and jolt under him. Anything to get him closer, faster, deeper, all you wanted was just more of him. Finally, you reached your crescendo, walls clamping down on his digits in a vice like grip, that you knew would only get tighter with the heat. As pleasure surged through your body your back arched off the bed. A high pitched whine rattling out of your skull.
As you came down from your high, his hand did not stop. Overstimulation now poking at you, scratching the raw parts of your freshly orgasmed brain. You huffed at him to stop, kicked your legs out but he kept going.
Finally, you’d had enough, lunging forward you grabbed the black antlered buck by his shoulders and pulled him on top of you. Removing his hand from your depths to steady himself on the bed. Your grip shifted as you dragged clawlike nails, or nail like claws down his back, while you lifted up and began biting on his neck.
You need him to mount you and you needed him to do it now.
Locking your legs around him your rubbed yourself against him, wet arousal coating his hard on. He made no movements for a moment, small whimpers and moans leaving his lips as he took in the sensation. They almost sounded... staticky?
Your lips moved up to bite at his jaw and he seemed to snap out of his trance. Dipping down he lined himself up with your hole he pushed forward. Your previous orgasm and heat allowing him to enter with minimal resistance. His head neck to your, large antlers keeping you down, unless you wanted to lose an eye, he began shallow thrusts. Sighs let the both of you as your instincts were being satiated.
You felt hot and cold running up your back, dancing between your shoulder blades. Hands itching to roam you moved toward his ribs again. As you made contact, he stiffened, back rod straight. A low growl rumbled through his chest, he removed himself from your walls and lifted you. Pivoting so the pair of you were lengthwise on the bed.
On his knees between your legs once more, your felt hands grip your claves, lifting them out and up so eventually your ankles rested on his shoulders. As he entered you once more, he took a sharp breath in. Those massive hands grabbed your arms, his grip sturdy and sure. A warm comfort as your chosen mate for the season began brutally pounding into you.
Those strong muscled legs thrusting him forward, burying his cock deep into your core. While those lithe arms simultaneously pulled you back, impaling you on him, forcing his length to go even further into your channel.
The pace was constant and quick, the head of his member pushing over and over against the entrance of your womb.
You were redeemed and gone to heaven, or at least that’s what your heat was telling you. Bliss coursed through you as he grunted above you, cockhead bullying your cervix. HIs body rubbing against your button with each thrust. Long loud gasps and moans left you involuntarily. The room filled with moans from the pair of you, wet slapping and thrusting. The symphony grandiose and full.
You were much, much to far past the point of common decency to mute yourselves. If the people running this place didn’t think to soundproof the rooms, then that was on them.
You could feel your pleasure scaling once more, calling out to your mate.
“Fuck i.... Buck please...” You had no idea what you were crying out for.
“Doe” he gasped out to the air “let me fill you with fawns”
“Yes, Yes” You cried out, finally losing yourself to pleasure once more. A whine, bordering on a scream left you and your walls clamped down, milking the buck still thrusting into you.
“Ah, ah, fuck doe, take it take it.” He moaned above you, thrusts stuttering as a final choked moan left him and you could feel the hot release of his seed filling you. He let go of your arms, dropping forward and caging you under him as your both caught your breath.
As your breath steadied, sleep began tugging on the edge of your brain. Normally the idea of sleeping like this, sweaty, smelling of lust, covered in spit with seed dripping out of you would be gag inducing. But right now? Right now, you were a heat heavy deer, content for the time being, freshly mated, with your chosen buck next to you.
Right now, sleep seemed ideal.
The black antlered buck seemed to agree as covers moved under you, arms searching you out to drag you next to him.
Your heat would still be a few more days, as would his rut. But now that prospect didn’t seem as daunting.
Small breaths against your neck told you and your inner doe that now you were safe and now could sleep.
#alaska writes#alastor x reader#alastor x doe!reader#I'm slowly trying to get better at spicy writing#This fic is titled “One shot cuz brain no workie” on my laptop#I know too much about deer hunting to write Alastor fics#That being said this thing is not accurate at all regarding mating practices#I just liked the plot point better.
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it looks and sounds just like you, but,
#That. is not my grandson. who are you. Who are you. What are you. What did you do to him. What did you do. What did you do.#yugioh#yami yugi#yugi mutou#asterisk.#my art <3#eye strain#no but seriously did i just like somehow miss a whole plot point or does sugoroku literally never question wtf is up with yugi??#in his defense it would make sense seeing as yugi definitely takes after him in that regard. huge This Is Fine :) energy#maybe he just knew it would happen and was secretly laughing his ass off the whole time yugi was working on the puzzle. like Lmao Gottem#nonetheless giving yami the Thing treatment because it's what he deserves ^w^#listen. LISTEN. all yami has to work with at first is yugi's memories; yugi's emotions; yugi's thoughts and interests and habits and body#yami himself doesn't seem to realize for a while that he's Not Yugi.#so anyway! an ominous spirit possesses your kid and has the ability to inflict hallucinations and curses and what have you.#how do you know that's still him? that he's still in there? that this being hasn't outright erased him and replaced him in his entirety?#like the ship of theseus except mind body and soul?#how do you know that this Thing isn't just bending your perception of reality? to convince you that everything is fine and normal?#maybe it doesn't know any better. maybe it feels guilty but stubbornly hides it because that's what He would do and He is all it knows.#would you still love ''him''? care for it as you would your son because all you see when you look at it is your pride and joy; usurped?#idk i just think there could have been More to it. in general. if you catch my drift#stream of consciousness lookin ass tags down here. as you can see i am badly afflicted with The Character(s)
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For curiosity's sake...
#marvel#deadpool and wolverine#x-men#venom#deadpool#poolverine#cherik#symbrock#poll#movies#reblog to reach more voters#poll is a result of me having thoughts while walking and realizing i legit don't know the answer#i am usually not a marvel person and i dun really go here but curiosity is what it is#and each of these have had their Gayness spotlights on Tumblr dot com#please vote based on gayness of movie#not just which movie u like better/which ship is more established etc#actually u know what after making this poll#i think personally it might be D&W for me#the reason is because all of them are pretty gay BUT#with regards to a ''gayness to other stuff like plot'' ratio#D&W tilts the furthest gay#the others are gay but also have a decent amount of other stuff happening that is unrelated to the gay#for D&W i feel like the whole thing was an excuse for D and W to be gay and there was very little other plot#or rather the plot's sole purpose was to give D and W reasons to have very gay scenes together? am i making sense#anyway that need not be your criteria for 'gayness' since that was not specified in the poll#not meant to bias the votes but this is my current thinking#i made the vote and voted all pretty gay
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I think one thing I'm gonna say to the people who are, in a way conflicted and/or waiting to watch the series is that you're honestly gonna have to be okay with grey areas. That's literally it.
KnH isn't going to explicitly show nor tell you how good/bad things are. it's an incredibly realistic story set in ancient China tackling its many issues; starting from societal problems, political, norms, gender roles, and so on. What might be problematic now isn't necessarily something the characters are going to think about more than twice.
I think a slightly controversial example would have to be abt the pedo emperor. YES, an incredibly horrible person and deserves to die in the most painful way possible. But KnH also tackled the issue that he had been human, all too pathetic and pitiful to rightfully rule the empire-never had the spine to talk to proper women thus resulting in him only talking and being attracted to (gag) little girls. You're not gonna see the characters talk ill of him more than necessary, they know its fucked up and frankly weird, but there's nothing to be done but to live with the consequences of his actions.
(Why I set this as a grey example is because I've seen people expecting the pedo to be this horrid-abusive person-and he is of course- but they certainly weren't expecting him to be depicted so pitifully and hurt, like he himself was a literal child still in need of protecting.)
don't also expect the characters to do one good thing after another just because you expect them to. Under different situations, different feelings, different place, their choices vary from one another depending on what's necessary. Don't even expect their relationship to be one linear from start to finish, thinking you can guess which way its gonna go.
in fact this is what maomao says when Jinshi questions her explicitly about their relationship

and i just think this genuinely applies to the series as a whole. Natsu Hyuuga isn't going to outrightly spell it out for y'all what Maomao nor Jinshi feels for each other, what the empress dowager feels for the pedo, what Ah-duo feels for the emperor and vice versa. She expects people to understand and come to their own conclusion.
She pieces together puzzles and expects you to fit them together, if you somehow got a different result from the way she intended then, well, that's on you I guess.
don't expect a "yes" or "no" answer to whatever questions you're about to ask. There's always gonna be a "but" and "however" to it, I think. At least from my experience of reading the novel and questioning the choices they've made.
People in this fandom throw away the word SA so easily, TOO easily I'd say. from here on out you're gonna read a lot more "problematic" things that other characters have done that they think are more or less for the good-whether that be their own good or other characters' sake.
The anime honestly does paint the series in a lighthearted way, and compared to other series it's certainly not as "dark". However I do think the strength of this series lay in its realistic choices and stories, how the characters feel so utterly human, not just driven by plot.
#the apothecary diaries#am i even making any sense? idk im blabbering#but a lot of the hate ive seen is mostly abt how jinmao doesnt make sense. how jinshi abuses his power#how the plot dont seem to be moving forward???#like idk i feel like that might just be a you problem cause theres certainly reasons why the LN is so popular there#regarding jinmao. guys. not even they themselves know what's going on anymore#why'd you think you'd be able to figure it out in a span of 12 episodes#im not gonna convince and beg people to give the series a chance. if you wanna stop watching even better#cause i can finally stop reading critiques <I say this knowing full well i brought it on myself lol#but i at least want people to understand why the series is so popular and why people enjoy reading it
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Xisuma is taunting us with evil X crumbs in his latest videos that man needs to go in a blender
sadly I do not have an Xisuma sized blender so I am re-reading destruction again since that’s fairly close
love your work <3
LMAOOOO I KNOW, i actually saw him grabbing EX's head on his stream a couple of days ago; bro cheekily put Evil Xisuma as his thumbnail image and when i tell you i stopped what i was doing to see why in the world ex was in the happenings i was so mad (/silly) that he was just grabbing his head for silly X Isle decorations
i DO think it's extremely funny to think Evil X (or android 24 even) is just. stationed there. he's just working there. encouraging all two (2) exiles to do evil deeds. it's so outrageously stupid /aff
ALSO READING DESTRUCTION IS REALLY FUNNY. ME TOO BROTHER <3
#i think it'd be hilarious to somehow weave 24 back into hermitcraft plot for season 10 of dbhc. god it'd be so funny#'i know you were the worst person ever to me a couple of seasons ago and we both have a lot of mutual trauma regarding each other'#'but i just recently set up this shenanigans building for hermits to do deeds for rewards'#'and i thought i'd be pretty fun to give them the option to have them play shenanigans and do evil deeds to each other and the poe'#'so are you looking for a job'#IJSGO;IRGJSDRTG IT'S JUST SO#RIDICULOUS??? HILARIOUS#OR. Xisuma sets up the 'good deeds' half of the building and 24 just. SHOWS UP? ??? and is like.#'wouldn't it be funny. if we had them do. EVIL deeds.' <evil intent#except xisuma is like 'oh!! wow yeah that'd actually be really funny! let's do it :D' and 24 is just like#'no this was. you were supposed to be like 'oh no how could you! or something. you don't make this fun because you're happy' /ref#ANYWAY I'M. LMFAO#dbhc ask#not technically but dbhc mention#ask#anon#dbhc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc android 24
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Act 5 (part 2)
Previously: https://www.linkslist.app/6GFNvop
I'm sheltering an extra tiny Jayce under the cut ><
#Herald is nominated for Best Actor!#arcane#jayvik#hex token#jayce talis#viktor#fanart#art#artist on tumblr#jayce x viktor#viktor x jayce#arcane fanart#rock band au#au#jayvik au#jayvik modern au#league of legends#mine#comic#I wanted the most ridiculous break-up for them!#I think I did good haha#I've changed the original tattoo design btw it's more delicate now and more hex cored#I hope you get Viktor's mindset bc he's making sense in a way regarding his own experience and he's obviously afraid of romantic commitment#he'll get better#trust the process#let's pretend Slipknot is a thing in this universe and Jayce is wearing this instead of the usual Hex Token merch to piss off Viktor hehe#the story will be back to the musical and magical main plot next chapter so stick to me (like caramel)#I will post one page a week on X for the next chapter#because I will probably have more free time during the next couple of months#we'll see about that...
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woe, submas ggg au be upon ye.
soooooo uh. there's a lot to say about this, me and my pal @artisticwizard have thought up a like entire dlc-like story line. boy separation, boys reunition, the pokemon popularity poll canonized (in a way), etc.
i have more sketches lined up (hopefully) so ill explain more in detail about the au later. for now i'll explain the premise/start of the au below.
In this AU, the twins have been slotted into the premise/plot of GGG as a pair of additional gods.
Ingo and Emmet are the twin gods of transportation: arrival and departure, the destination and the origin, etc. They run a shared two-way train through the towns of the Grove, from BuzzHuzz to the Grove Cove.
Their god room entrances are in the two engine cars located at the opposite sides of the train, yet they share a god space from ascending together.
Additionally, their engine cars can only move forwards; Ingo can only move towards the Spire while Emmet can only move towards the docks. They rely on one another to pull the train back and forth in tandem.
One day, a letter arrives from King that suggests though they've always move together, haven't they always wondered who's the better god between them? Who can pull the most weight, who can run the fastest, who is the most popular between the two? Clearly one of them has to be the best god of transportation.
Ingo and Emmet, who love competition and challenges, had already exhausted most physical comparisons (with most ending in a tie). Popularity is new territory though. Sounds fun, so why not?
Ingo and Emmet host a contest poll for who's everyone's favorite god between them (only between them, because they'd be grossly outpaced by other gods like Inspekta), which is kind of Splatoon Splatfest-like in festivity. The mood starts off great, and the Bizzyboys are a great help with decorating and hyping up the contest.
Maybe a little too good. Over the course of the event, some people start getting a little too hyper and competitive. The poll is now no longer fun for the weird groupies/chronically online sub groups, and they're quickly ruining everyone else's experience. Eventually it gets wayyy too serious. The twins fail to notice how bad it's getting.
Eventually Ingo is announced the winner. Both twins are happy with the results; it's Emmet's groupies who aren't. Harassment between groupies escalates to the point that one day, while the train is waiting to depart from BuzzHuzz's station, someone goes and decouples Ingo's engine car from the train cars.
When it's time to depart to the Grove Cove, the train, unknowingly, leaves him behind.
Now Ingo and Emmet are separated on the two furthest ends of their tracks, unable to reverse and reconnect their cars. They remain that way for what seems like an eternity...
...Until one day, a new Godpoke arrives.
#reesart#fanart#submas#great god grove#ggg#submas ggg au#lots to say. more plot outline to come in whatever post follows this one including god room scene thumbnails and reunited designs#ill link the posts together when i got em#anyway before i say anything else SHOUT OUT TO MODMAD WHO DIRECTLY CAUSED BOTH SUBMAS AND GGG BRAINROT#THIS IS FOR ME AND MY DEAR FRIEND ARTIE AND ALSO YOU MR MODMAD. if you ever see this i hope you know. casting explosion at you#uhhh what else. oh yeah. believe it or not i made the majority of these designs only AFTER remembering yugsly already drew submas#i think i subconsciously copied it bc theres a lot similar esp regarding the nose-mouth design. thank you mx yugsly#these were actually made for insane shit me and artie are doing. so mentally ill about these blorbos#play ggg. like submas. subscribe to trains. slap that b—#night everyone love you mwah
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shen qingqiu getting hit by a gender swapping pollen(airplane wrote it in bc the fans wanted big boobed fem Bingjie)
Qi qingQi is quite happy upon hearing the news that her lecherous Shixiong had suddenly been turned into a girl for a month. So not only would he expirence the struggle women go through on the daily but he's also going to be dealing with a period. She honestly thinks that he's going to suffer for the whole month.
She couldn't be more wrong.
Turns out Shen Jiu is exactly the same- with mosquito bite titties and a small dick, there was literally no change to how he looks. He still acts the same. His voice is different but that’s literally the only change. He was already artificially giving himself periods so not even that is different. The only change in his personal life is that he’s able to jerk off for the first time without feeling shame.
#SJ the type to put whipped cream in his plot device pussy so yqy can lick it out of him with zero regard for a possible yeast infection#when he does get an infection he blames qi-he for not being thorough enough#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#qi qingqi
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Can i ask how u feel about elthina then? Since u said ur feelings are complicated. Dw if u dont want to answer!!!
undeniably the true antagonist to da2 and in my opinion a very clever representation of the chantry's frankly terrifying role in like. all of the major conflicts of da2. but also painting her as inaffably evil or acting out of some diabolical self-serving purpose is (imo) hugely missing the point
#if you're asking whether or not i think she should've died though the answer is yes LOL#i just think posts kind of like the previous one are.? sort of reductive to the conversation da2 presents#evil isnt one person it's an institution that benefits from the perpetual existence of suffering#i might make a post about this too idk its not like a hill im totally completely willing to die on because obviously i agree with the#general principle of what everyones saying. and also what im saying isnt even really that revolutionary#its just these are all things ive always personally appreciated about dragon age and i think we lost the plot somewhere when we had to#tirelessly engage with bad faith arguments regarding the explosion#...also as much as i love anders theres this weird tone in 2016 anders tumblr that i don't really jive with#ask#anon#anyway.
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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girl found dead in a hidden room.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan xichen#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#qin su#EDIT: Tumblr published an earlier draft with only half the notes I wrote so: late entry on my JGY thoughts.#Unlike the mystic powers of the stockmarket (what the OG meme is referring to) I think this situation calls for more active investigation.#qin su is such a deeply tragic character to me and I really wish we got a bit more from her.#Love everyone who sent me messages about her after the last time she appeared.#I think she needs a spin off of her being a transmigrator SO badly.#MDZS has so many interesting characters - but it sometimes fails to give them the proper room to really develop past a role in the plot.#That's just the consequence of writing a story like MDZS. Not every character in a book *needs* to have a rich inner life and backstory!#To do so would bog down the story and obliterate any notion of pacing. It's just not possible.#Jin Guangyao (nee Meng Yao) is unfortunately not free from this leeway rule. He is the culprit of this murder mystery plot#and thus NEEDS to encapsulate the themes of the book. And personally he's a 7 out of 10 at best on this front (in the AD).#MDZS is about rumours twisting reality and working towards truth. And about how people & situations are rarely ever black & white#JGY has his motivations. He's well written in regards to his actions making sense for his character.#What started as good traits (drive to succeed & improve his image) became twisted over time (do anything to maintain his image)#and it's a good parallel to WWX! He has the same arc (with different traits)! Bonus points for IGY in that regard.#but man....by the time we confront this guy for murder there's not a lot of grey morality. He's just...deep in the hole *he* dug.#There's a beautiful tragedy to it! More on JGY in later comics - this is getting pretty long already!
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Maybe the problem with Christian fiction is that it's non-denominational. People are just "Christian", with no effort put into showing what practicing that religion looks like for them specifically. No indication that there are other Christians who could have different beliefs. No wrestling with differing ideas and the struggle of how one should live out their Christian faith. And that makes it unrealistic and unrelatable.
#me reading any christian historical fiction set in england: why are none of these gentry anglican??#they ARE all anglican and if they are not it is extremely plot and character relevant you can't just have them using evangelical buzzwords#but i'm also thinking of this because i started another charlotte yonge book#that is by far my favorite of the things of hers that i've read#because it has characters who have different upbringings and religious opinions#instead of just 'here's a bunch of high church anglicans judging people who don't live up to their victorian standard'#you have the very high church anglican rector whose wife is worldly but still a very good person#the girl raised in a very strict protestant family who is more scrupulous than the anglicans but is still recognized as a good person#you have people who are trying to work out the nuances of different issues#and that makes it so much more realistic and so much easier to integrate into the story#(the politics though are hilarious)#(most of the classics that survive are the ones that were 'ahead of their time' in politics)#(so it's equally fascinating and refreshing and a bit infuriating to see one that is very very of its time with regards to women's rights)#('why did this woman get up at the meeting and explain her very good ideas for rebuilding after the fire? she should have had a man do it')#(meanwhile i'm just screaming 'why on earth SHOULDN'T she???')#(it's almost enough to make a feminist of me)
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They could never make me hate you Andrealphus.
You're such a dramatic asshole for no reason and I love it. Keep being mean and conniving you gay little elsa bird. Scheme those evil plans.




#Look#I'm a Stolitz fan and all#but I can't bring myself to truly hate him#I lovingly hate him#He and Stella make for a good antagonistic duo#I don't dislike them from a writing standpoint but from a plot one#and that's awesome#But I find Andre just fun to watch#I can't really get into the whole hatred thing regarding him#(like fanfics bashing him or something)#(which i get is satisfying for some people you do you)#Idk he's an absolute ass but a charming one#I'm not rooting for him but love to see him on screen#i think this gets my thoughts across#helluva boss andrealphus#helluva andrealphus#hb andrealphus#andrealphus goetia#helluva boss mastermind#helluva boss s2 ep11#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss#sammy rambles
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When you ship the most toxic, unhealthy, twisted ship and people are like “uh, you guys know — killed — loved one right??”
like yea. Yea i know. I’ve known. I still ship it
#hannigram#villaneve#batjokes#like have i got news for you#I could name worse shit they’ve done and still ship them#I was also gonna tag rhaenicent in regards to older rhaenicent but in comparison to the other 3 it’s lowkey nothing#‘oh you ship batjokes? only lego batman though right!! haha… right?’ nuh uh#guys i really want the batman: europa comics#i know practically nothing except for the main plot and it sounds amazing give me 10 right now#there’s also other comics i want but the list also includes harlivy ❤️#guys I love villaneve i gotta rewatch even if it kills me all over again#also gotta rewatch hannibal#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#villanelle#eve polastri#killing eve#batman#joker
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