#incorrect anthony lockwood

[mvltifxndomchaos]

Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend.

Lockwood: What? I don’t have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Lockwood: Oh my god, you have Lucy.

inspo

[lewkwoodnco]

locklyle incorrect quotes (inspired by this post!) LOCKWOOD & CO. (2023)

[skullism]

the evil voices in my head said to make more lockwood & co shitposts

[strangeasf]

Lucy: You don’t want Lockwood to die

Lucy: And I don’t want Lockwood to die

Lucy: Now we just gotta make sure Lockwood doesn’t want Lockwood to die

George: Fantastic plan but have you met Lockwood

[paranormal-taters]

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Barnes: Who's in charge here?

Lockwood: Technically me, but it’s usually whoever screams the loudest

[unstably-stable]

THIS IS THEM

George: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Lucy: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Lockwood isn’t

[fiasvsesvit]

back to my roots or whatever

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lockwood: The plot thickens.

Lucy: The plot's thick enough.

[utterlyunawarewriter]

Lockwood: I cut my finger.

Lucy: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Lockwood: That works?

Lucy: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little.

*later*

Lockwood: I need you to punch me in the mouth-

Kipps: Fucking finally

[mvltifxndomchaos]

George: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer. Kipps: 5,318,008? George: Wrong. The best number is 73. [short silence] You're probably wondering why. Lucy & Lockwood: No, no, we're good. George: 73 is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie? Lockwood: We get it. 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers. George: Chuck Norris wishes. In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc. Kipps: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells boobies.

[lewkwoodnco]

Lockwood & Co. incorrect quotes (2/?) LOCKWOOD & CO. (2023)

[hollcwboy]

lockwood: the hardest part about getting help is admitting you have a problem, which is why i don’t do it

[multifandumbmeg]

Lockwood and George in that one scene at the Bickerstaff mansion in episode 6:

Lockwood: I respect my woman's choices!! Hell yeah exercise your agency girl!!

George: okay... But what if her choices are stupid?

Lockwood: Respect womens' wrongs!! Go off queen!!

George: Okay let me put it this way. What if her choice was dangerously stupid? Like she could die.

Lockwood: Holy shit you're right. Fuck her agency oh my god WHERE IS SHE???

[skullism]

it's been a while since I did one of these

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Barnes: Where is Lockwood?

Lucy: Doing things

Barnes: I don’t like the sound of that. What about Holly? 

Lucy: Trying to stop Lockwood from doing things 

Barnes: George?

Lucy: Trying to stop Holly from stopping Lockwood

Barnes: *sigh*

Barnes: What are you up to, Lucy?

Lucy: I’m supposed to distract you so you don’t stop George