#incorrect aot

[wingsofhcpe]

Hange: omg bisexual lighting!!

Levi: Hange, that's the police. Pull over.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Grisha: Son, you were adopted.

Zeke: What?! I want to meet my biological parents right now.

Grisha: We are your biological parents. Now pack your things, your new parents are waiting downstairs.

Zeke: D:

(x)

[leviismybby]

(y/n): "Levi and I-"

Erwin: "Are dating?"

Miche: "Are married?

Hange: "Are fucking?"

Levi: "Finished our patrol. What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

[butchhange]

aot socmed dump 4 !!!!!!!! yayy!!!!!!

[majoryeager104]

Kidnapper: We have your child  Levi: I don’t have a child?  Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?  Levi: Oh god, you have Armin

[houseofcrying]

[twilovesshuake]

Y/n: *Hugs Levi*

Levi: This isn't allowed, you know...

Y/n: *Moves to leave*

Levi: I didn't tell you to stop.

[pengnin]

[iidilio]

Y/N, texting Levi: Levi! Help I’m being kidnapped Levi: Where are you? Y/N: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Levi: I’ll call Hange. Hange, answering their cell: Y’ello? Levi: Where’s Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Hange: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Hange: Hange: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Hange: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

[abiatackerman]

Y/n: If you keep looking at me like that, I'm gonna think you're in love.

Levi: I'm looking at you like that because you put your ODM gear on backwards.

[shorenblogs]

Eren: The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Mikasa: You know who else is beautiful?

Eren and Mikasa, at the same time: Armin Arlert.

[this-is-krikkit]

levi: hange and i have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

hange: sentences!!

levi: do not interrupt me.

[lazyexcuse]

Priest: “Ok repeat after me”

Y/n, nodding with a smile: “After me.”

Priest leaning over to Levi, whispering: “Are you sure you want this one?”

Levi frowns: “Say your damn lines.”

[leviismybby]

Erwin: "Favorite position?"

(y/n): "Ser-"

Levi: "Mating press."

(y/n): "......."

Erwin: ".........."

Erwin: "I was asking about her military position..."

[butchhange]

aot socmed dump 5 🧙

[sunflowersunite]

Levi: would you still love me if I was a worm

Hange: as a worm you wouldn't have the same mental and physical characteristics that make up the entirety of you and are appealing to me but I suppose I would look after you and feel compassion for...

Levi: would you love me if I was taller than you

Hange: ...

Levi: answer the damn question