#incorrect beetwt

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tubbo: What are you, five? Ranboo: Yeah, five feet taller than you. Tubbo: ... Ranboo: ... Tubbo: ... Ranboo: Please don't kill me.

[incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog]

Tubbo: Michael, you cannot leave this table until you finish your milk

Michael: Well then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good 17 years on me, so good luck

[mcytincorrect]

ranboo: You often use humor to deflect trauma tubbo: Thank you ranboo: I didn't say that was a good thing tubbo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[netherst4r]

Tommy “I don’t care if you’re marrying a man, but marrying an American is unacceptable” Innit

[thislilfecker]

phasmophobia if tubbo and ranboo were scared most of the time-

Tubbo: POSSESS ME DEMON- I'M RIGHT HERE- COME GET ME-

Tubbo, sneezes:

Ranboo: Bless you-

Tubbo, yelling into the HT: GOD DAMMIT RANBOO NOT AGAIN- THIS IS THE THIRD LOCATION-

Ranboo, replying back: Stop yelling Tubbo

Tubbo: IF YOU KEEP BLESSING ME AFTER I SNEEZE, HOW IS ANYTHING GOING TO POSSESS ME

[pancakes507]

Tubbo: Ranboo! How are you?

Ranboo: The crippling doubt and worry eating up inside and my anxiety controlling every bit every second of my life as I who I am and where am I as the voices demand betrayal. They want the bloodshed. They want the souls of the innocent. They want chaos.

Tubbo:

Ranboo: Other than that I'm fine.

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: Tubbo sometimes sleep talks. I think it’s quite adorable *In the night* Tubbo, asleep: Fight me… You ass… Square up… I think the fuck not

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Tubbo: You’re weird and talkative around me.

Ranboo: Yes

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: Don’t kill me, I have a husband.

Dream: You think I care about that?

Ranboo: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

Dream: Wha-

Tubbo: *Kicking down the door* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

*Ranboo and Tubbo before marriage*

Ranboo: So, I heard you like bad boys. Tubbo: Not really. Ranboo: Oh thank God.

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tubbo: Now Ranboo, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—

Ranboo: That’s because you’re short

Tubbo:

Ranboo, sweating: I take it back

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

*Before Tubbo and Ranboo got married*

Tubbo: Crushes are the worst. Ranboo: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid. Tubbo: Pffffttt, you always act stupid! Ranboo: Ranboo: Please don’t think about that too hard.

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

*If Ranboo proposed to Tubbo*

Ranboo, sweating: Tubbo, there’s something I need to ask you- Tubbo: Finally! You’re proposing! Ranboo: How’d you know? Tubbo: Ranboo, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Tubbo: I even picked it up once.

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: You’re an idiot.

Tubbo: But I'm your idiot.

Tubbo, shoving his wedding ring in Ranboo’s face: For LIFE.

[incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog]

Tubbo: I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast!

Ranboo: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Tubbo: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

Ranboo: I pity your dentist

Tubbo: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a dentist!

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: I love you! Tubbo: I love you more! Ranboo: Nope! I love yo- Tubbo: Fine, game on bitch.