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Tubbo: What are you, five? Ranboo: Yeah, five feet taller than you. Tubbo: ... Ranboo: ... Tubbo: ... Ranboo: Please don't kill me.
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Tubbo: Michael, you cannot leave this table until you finish your milk
Michael: Well then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good 17 years on me, so good luck
#is this ooc?#probably#but it’s also funny#source: family guy#tubbo myct#tubbo and ranboo#dsmp tubbo#tubbo dream smp#tubbo underscore#michael underscore beloved#michael dsmp#michael dream smp#beetwt#dream smp#mcyt#mcyters#incorrect mcyt#incorrect dream smp#incorrect beetwt#incorrect quotes
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ranboo: You often use humor to deflect trauma tubbo: Thank you ranboo: I didn't say that was a good thing tubbo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Tommy “I don’t care if you’re marrying a man, but marrying an American is unacceptable” Innit

#Tommy to tubbo#mine#textpost#tommyinnit#tubbo#tubbo live#ranboo#ranboo and tubbo#beetwt#incorrect mcyt quotes#mcyt incorrect quotes#incorrect mcyt#Tommy#MCYT#minecraft youtubers#incorrect quotes
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phasmophobia if tubbo and ranboo were scared most of the time-
Tubbo: POSSESS ME DEMON- I'M RIGHT HERE- COME GET ME-
Tubbo, sneezes:
Ranboo: Bless you-
Tubbo, yelling into the HT: GOD DAMMIT RANBOO NOT AGAIN- THIS IS THE THIRD LOCATION-
Ranboo, replying back: Stop yelling Tubbo
Tubbo: IF YOU KEEP BLESSING ME AFTER I SNEEZE, HOW IS ANYTHING GOING TO POSSESS ME
#platonic husbands#ranboo#tubbo#dream smp#snowchester#phasmophobia game#mcyt#mcyt hc#mcyt headcanons#incorrect quotes#incorrect mcyt#incorrect dialogue#beetwt#bootwt
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Tubbo: Ranboo! How are you?
Ranboo: The crippling doubt and worry eating up inside and my anxiety controlling every bit every second of my life as I who I am and where am I as the voices demand betrayal. They want the bloodshed. They want the souls of the innocent. They want chaos.
Tubbo:
Ranboo: Other than that I'm fine.
#ranboo#tubbo and ranboo#ranboo headcanon#tubbo headcanon#beetwt#president tubbo#dsmp incorrect quotes#mcyt incorrect quotes
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Ranboo: Tubbo sometimes sleep talks. I think it’s quite adorable *In the night* Tubbo, asleep: Fight me… You ass… Square up… I think the fuck not
#tw slight cursing#incorrect beetwt#bee duo#ranboo#tubbo underscore#platonic hubands#incorrect quotes#dream smp#dsmp
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Ranboo: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Tubbo: You’re weird and talkative around me.
Ranboo: Yes
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Ranboo: Don’t kill me, I have a husband.
Dream: You think I care about that?
Ranboo: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.
Dream: Wha-
Tubbo: *Kicking down the door* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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*Ranboo and Tubbo before marriage*
Ranboo: So, I heard you like bad boys. Tubbo: Not really. Ranboo: Oh thank God.
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Tubbo: Now Ranboo, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—
Ranboo: That’s because you’re short
Tubbo:
Ranboo, sweating: I take it back
#I just realized does canon Ranboo not sweat since it's water?#incorrect quotes#dream smp#dsmp#platonic hubands#bee duo#incorrect beetwt#wilbur soot
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*Before Tubbo and Ranboo got married*
Tubbo: Crushes are the worst. Ranboo: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid. Tubbo: Pffffttt, you always act stupid! Ranboo: Ranboo: Please don’t think about that too hard.
#platonic husbands#platonic hubands#incorrect quotes#incorrect beetwt#bee duo#ranboo#tubbo underscore
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*If Ranboo proposed to Tubbo*
Ranboo, sweating: Tubbo, there’s something I need to ask you- Tubbo: Finally! You’re proposing! Ranboo: How’d you know? Tubbo: Ranboo, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Tubbo: I even picked it up once.
#platonic hubands#incorrect beetwt#incorrect quotes#bee duo#ranboo#tubbo underscore#incorrect dsmp quotes#dream smp fandom#dream smp#dsmp
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Ranboo: You’re an idiot.
Tubbo: But I'm your idiot.
Tubbo, shoving his wedding ring in Ranboo’s face: For LIFE.
#platonic hubands#incorrect dsmp quotes#incorrect beetwt#beetwt#incorrect quotes#tubbo underscore#ranboo
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Tubbo: I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast!
Ranboo: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Tubbo: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Ranboo: I pity your dentist
Tubbo: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a dentist!
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Ranboo: I love you! Tubbo: I love you more! Ranboo: Nope! I love yo- Tubbo: Fine, game on bitch.
#tw slight cursing#platonic hubands#ranboo and tubbo#incorrect beetwt#bee duo#beetwt#incorrect quotes#dream smp#dsmp
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