#incorrect ranboo

[deadkraker]

Tweaks so bad I crack my neck

[inaccuratewizard]

*Basically how the whole bbc merlin plot sounds like*

Morgana: I'm gonna kill you one day.

Arthur: Oh. That's uh..

Morgana: One day soon.

Arthur who's sweating balls in terror already: Oh-

Morgana: Probably in the coming month.

Arthur looking at Morgana with horror and concerns in his eyes: oH.

[fernlessbastard]

I didn't know which one was the best, because the text itself doesn't have the romantic implications that'd make up for the plausible deniability of "rival", but they're also not married so "husband" feels odd, but I don't know if "Quackity" packs the same punch soooooo

Anyway enjoy

Original under the cut

[incorrect-niki-quotes]

Ranboo: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.

Niki: Cool.

Ranboo: Do you know who Joe is?

Niki: JOE MAMA!

Technoblade, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Bob upon dying: Oop, there I go. Down to hell.

[whatmcytsaid]

Slimecicle: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Philza: Have everyone stand.

Wilbur: Bring three more chairs!

Ranboo: The most important ones can sit down.

Tommy: Kill three.

[beelittle]

I saw a harry potter incorrect quotes thing and the benchtrio hyperfixation immediately kicked in lol

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Ranboo: 60% of my friendship with cc!Tommy and cc!Tubbo is watching them do something stupid that I just told them not to do.

[tommy2020]

Sam: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Quackity: I think that’s called a threat.

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Ranboo: *sneezes*

Phil, on the balcony above him: Bless you!

Ranboo, frantically: God?!

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Tubbo: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Tommy: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Wilbur: Not if they consent to it.

Ranboo: YES?!

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Dream: You’re right. Violence is not the answer.

George: Phew…

Dream: It’s a question.

George: Wait-

Dream, running off: aND THE ANSWER IS YES

George: DREAM NO

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[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Tubbo: Are you trying to get Ranboo killed?!

Tommy: ...My answer depends on what your opinion of him is.

[deadkraker]

Pt1

This is more or less just Ranboo centric with a bonus techno and Tubbo ones

[wearingahat]

Jack: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Sniff : *sighing* Ranboo.

Ranboo: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Purpled: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

[charlie-eppes-blog]

gl!Ranboo: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

gl!Charlie: Me after I take 17 benadryl and start seeing the shadow man.

gl!Ranboo: The WHO?

gl!Charlie: Oh is this not a safe place suddenly?

[incorrect-niki-quotes]

Technoblade: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ranboo: That's deep.

Niki: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Ranboo: That's deeper.

Philza: ...You guys are idiots.

[kp0p-d5mpx]

DSMP Incorrect Quotes Part 1

Quackity and Ranboo are left alone with Y/N. Ranboo: So… want a beer?

Y/N: Sure-

Quackity: She’s 16!

Ranboo: What do you want me to do with her?!

Y/N: Crushes are the worst

Wilbur: Yeah. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Y/N: Pfftt, you’re always acting stupid.

Wilbur: Yeahhhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Y/N:

Techno, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON???

Y/N, holding up a cross and backing herself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK.