#incorrect bg3

[lassieposting]

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

[okthisway]

Gale's intimidation check

[silvandar]

Flaming Fist: my lord, beware, an assassin has broken into your bedchamber!!

Gortash, slowly removing his coat as he strides toward the bedroom: I will deal with this... personally. There may be screaming, do not insult me by interfering with my battle.

[tavs-adventures]

Y/N: Astarion says ‘I love you’ in a very weird way.

Karlach: How?

Y/N: Watch this.

Y/N: Astarion, I love you!

Astarion: I’d kill for you.

[proton-holiday]

bg3 companions + text posts (but just gale this time) 2/x

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[the-herdier]

Shadowheart: "Yesterday, I overheard Tav saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Astarion replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one place to another so quickly in my entire life."

[lumi-klovstad-games]

Minthara: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing! Karlach: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?! Minthara: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. Lae'zel: I like you.

[fromirkwood]

Astarion: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Shadowheart: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Astarion: One of them punched a gang member.

Shadowheart: Lae'zel?

Astarion: Tav, actually.

Shadowheart: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

[darlingzelda]

that time when Lae’zel tried to sleep with Wyll but all he did was talk her ear off

[prettyboisteveharrington]

Gale: just go for the magic missile and fire away, it never fails!

Karlach: Ahem. Shh. Whisper mode.

Gale: I’m a wizard, not a cat burglar!

Karlach blows a raspberry at Gale.

Durge: you all realize the longer we argue, the more precious time we are loosing!

Shadowheart: Stop! Seriously!!

Astarion: Eugh. I have to do everything.

Shadowheart: you’re lucky i’m helping!

Durge: *Rolls their eyes * should have gone on this mission by myself ….Honestly…

Gale: An invisibility spell works too, you know!

Astarion: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!!

Karlach: Can’t I just break it?

Astarion: Eugh. What a mess.

Durge: i’m going in with or without you all.

[gozoakarte-cave]

Astarion and Gale the moment they're on the same bed

[lassieposting]

Lae'zel, around the fire one evening: Your bond with Astarion grows stronger. Does that mean you now use the "pet names"?

Tav, slightly flushed: Don't be daft. Of course not.

Lae'zel: Hmm.

Lae'zel: Remind me, what do you call the substance made by bees?

Tav: Honey?

Astarion, sticking his head out of his tent: Yes, darling?

Lae'zel, skewering Tav with a Look: Do not ever attempt to lie to me again.

[okthisway]

Gale and Astarion first meeting

[silvandar]

Durge romance: You're beautiful, you fight so sweetly, you're the last person I want to kill.

Astarion, sweating slightly: you mean... you mean you don't want to kill me, right?

Durge: you're the last person I want to kill.

Astarion: brb gonna Ascend real quick.

[tavs-adventures]

(Y/N): Team help me! I fell into a trap! I went in for a kiss and now he won't let me go.

Astarion smirking as he cuddles you infront of the party, his grip iron clad.

Astarion: Mine.

(Y/N): Yes I know but ehhhh!

Astarion holds you tigher refusing to let go much to the amusement of your party members. You squirm in his arms and he buries his face in your neck.

Astarion: Mine

(Y/N): I know but ehhhhhh

Astarion: m i n e

(Y/N): ehhh.

Astarion still refuses to let go. He hides his smile in the crook of your neck, gently kissing your pulse.

Astarion: m i n e

Dramatically sighing and falling into his arms, you smile as the rest of the party shakes their heads at your sheingians.

(Y/N): Gods damn it

[proton-holiday]

bg3 companions + text posts