#incorrect clace
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dayque · 8 months ago
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Jace: Clary suspects she might be pregnant and... I'm actually terrified. Do you have any parenting advice for me?
Alec: They smell fear, don't fear them. And whatever you do, don't look them in the eye.
Magnus: ALEC!
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fluffyballme · 1 year ago
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so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI
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jace and clary
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magnus and alec
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simon and izzy
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the-mortal-incorrects · 1 year ago
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Clary: There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Jace: … Clary: Can we kiss?
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something-random18 · 4 months ago
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Jace at some point when his grandkids ask him how he died and came back to life:
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Jace: I'm going. Clary: I'm going with you. Jace: Hell no Clary: Hell yes Brother Zachariah: * Walks in * Brother Zachariah: You're not going anywhere! Jace: Thank you, Zachariah Brother Zachariah: I wasn't talking about her.
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kaitcreates · 2 years ago
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Clary, shaking Jace awake: Jace, if there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bit, would you shoot me?
Jace: Aw, babe no. I’d let you bite me so we can be zombies together.
Clary: That’s fucking stupid, I’d blow your head off in a heartbeat. You would not survive.
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Jace Herondale: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Jace Herondale: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Jace Herondale: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Clary Fairchild: …….
Simon Lewis: (Done with Jace’s bs) This is Monopoly.
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amrubrum · 2 years ago
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Clary, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Jace: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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dayque · 11 months ago
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Jace and Clary
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dayque · 6 months ago
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Jace looking at Clary while she expains to him the lore of One pice chapter by chapter
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incorrectdumbnephilim · 5 years ago
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Jace: Your legs look great in those pants.
Clary: Thanks, but you should see me without them. *winky winky wink*
Jace:
Jace: Why would you take off your legs...?
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the-mortal-incorrects · 2 years ago
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Jace: Sometimes I feel like I don’t fit anywhere. Clary: What do you mean? Clary: You fit right in my arms. Jace: [ugly sobbing as he hugs Clary]
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incorrect-shadowhunter · 5 years ago
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Jace: *is awake in the middle of the night*
Clary: Are you okay?
Jace: Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and the land?
Clary: ...let's go back to sleep.
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kaitcreates · 2 years ago
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Clace Kid: Dad, can you sign something for school?
Jace, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
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rosey-blog06 · 2 years ago
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I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)
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(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao
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dayque · 1 year ago
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I can't stop imagine Clary saving Jace, Emma saving Julian, Cristina with Mark, Tessa with Will... And then in TWP Kit with Ty💔
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