#incorrect cravity texts

[incorrectcravity]

Jungmo: Nothing is going right.

Wonjin: Then go left

[mini0o]

taeyong: what did the broom say to the other broom?

seongmin: go the fuck to sweep.

[blue-orangeade]

minhee: is it weird that i talk to myself sometimes?

minhee:

minhee: nah

[minheesluvr]

serim: and what do we say when someone disagrees with us?

hyeongjun: that’s homophobic.

serim: no.

[incorrectcravity]

Taeyoung: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to naruto run past you again?

[incorrectcravity]

Allen: I got these pants for 50% off the other day

Serim: I’d like them 100% off

Allen: Serim what is wrong with you

Serim: I-

Allen: That’s a terrible way to run a business, the store can’t just give things away for free

[incorrectcravity]

Allen, drunk off his ass: Can I get a glass of wine, please?

Woobin: Leoni, this is a McDonald’s.

Allen: Oh sorry for my lack of decency.

Allen: May I please order a McWine?

[incorrectcravity]

Hyeongjun and Wonjin: *physically fighting each other*

Jungmo: This isn’t what I meant by “Express your feelings”!

[incorrectcravity]

Jungmo: Hey, is this seat taken?

Minhee: Yes, this seat is for my best friend only.

Jungmo: *starts walking away looking sad*

Minhee: You know I mean you, right?

Jungmo: *beams happily*

[incorrectcravity]

Jungmo: Did it hurt?

Wonjin: Well that depends, if you’re taking about how I close the door on my foot this morning, then not much. But if you’re talking about how I banged my head on the towel rack-

Allen: I’m pretty sure he meant to say “When you fell from heaven”

Wonjin: Well if that indeed did happen, of course out of all the people up there it would be me who falls.

[incorrectcravity]

Jungmo: Those pants look great but I bet they would look better on Serim’s floor.

Woobin:

Serim: Are you hitting on Woobin for me?

[incorrectcravity]

minhee: anyone under 1.66m can’t talk about fighting

jungmo: yeah like, what are you gonna do? headbutt someone in the chest?

allen and seongmin: say goodbye to your kneescaps assholes

[incorrectcravity]

Seongmin: *sobbing*

Allen: So, I’m going to go buy us ice cream and hope you’re done with this when I get back. Sound good?

Seongmin: *sobbing and nodding*

[incorrectcravity]

- first day in the job -

Allen: I have to admit, I’m a little bit of a workaholic... I tend to frequently bring my work at home.

Zookeeper: Sir, please put the penguin back in its cage.

[incorrectcravity]

Minhee: GUYS I LOST ALLEN HYUNG

Hyeongjun: How did you lose him!?

Serim: Give him a break, He’s like 2 inches tall.

[incorrectcravity]

Serim: *walks in angrily*

Allen: Oh no he’s pissed.

Jungmo: Someone get him his buddy

Woobin, walking behind Serim: *back hugs him*

Serim: *smiles*