#incorrect rookie groups

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 213

Max: What are you arguing about this time? 

Ollie: *On the verge of tears* He’s always using common phrases incorrectly!

Kimi A.: Cry me a table, Ollie

[gridbox]

store employee: [announcing over the PA] can a max verstappen come to the front of the store please?

max: hey, is there a problem?

store employee: [points to the 2025 rookies]

store employee: they said that they belong to you?

the rookies: we got lost!

max: i didn’t even bring you guys here with me! better yet, i didn't even tell you where i was!

the rookies:

the rookies: we happened to be in the area?

[angsthology]

THE KANGAROO(KIE) VS. THE WORLD

the misadventures of being the only female f1 driver through the eyes of the grid’s renowned snoopy-loving kangaroo

mostly thank u to @sebscore and @disneyprincemuke for the idea of fem!driver on the grid (i love both of them by them please check it out)

anyway! these are mostly from random spurts of thought i have along with memories of my toddler self who wanted to be race car driver! (did not in fact become one btw. im somehow becoming a law student instead). i also try to not use any y/n (which so far i have succeeded in, hopefully, hehe) and psa, she is often implied as a non-european. (well more on how i write her cause i write what i know)

also, apologies in advance, this is going to have a LOT of projecting <3

talk to meee!!1! (or maybe request just whatever)

tag << everything rvstw (asks, brainrots, & more!!)

ABOUT THE DRIVER

☆ introduction

a little intro into our driver and the likes of her (hcs)

☆ re-intro

idk car stuff and some designs

☆ more

just random stuff about her

☆ behind the driver

behind every little gremlin is a group of tired adults

ROOKIE ERA (2022)

☆ the origin story

the journey of when what and whys of our driver

☆ the kangaroo!

the story of how she got the nickname “roo”

☆ the gig

she’s... in a band?

☆ the presence

roo has been acting a little too quiet and when the drivers take notice of it they had to ask

☆ the figure

it started as an accident, ended with family

☆ the dye

who told him this was a good idea?

☆ the m problem

so... we need to talk about roo?

OH, WELL, THE MORE YOU KNOW! (2023)

☆ the rise

lets get the year started, yeah?

☆ the button (–2024)

it went from that to this

NEW YEAR, NEW ME (2024)

☆ the shoot

welcome to 2024! who is this person...

☆ the streak

she is posessed by the demon (her real self)

HOLIDAY HURRAHS (from summer break to winter breaks)

☆ secret santa

the process of how the 2023 secret santa went

☆ beach day

spending the day at the beach with a large group of f1 drivers may seem like a good idea until you remember some of them are literal children

☆ beach day the sequel

the consequences of your actions and some more actions

PADDOCK ENCOUNTERS (misc & shorts)

☆ chilli-pepper

☆ sold

☆ teenagers and baseball gears

☆ roo vs. the cameraman

BEST OF ROO (the compilations)

☆ radio

☆ incorrect

SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS

☆ after the gig

☆ what’s your roman empire?

☆ there’s another side that you don’t know

☆ new year, new name, and a vacation dump

☆ into outer space

[ynbabe]

bffs with the rookies- incorrect quotes 1!

Just a lil sum sum to show more abt the relationships in the AU

Y/N: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. Oscar: Yeah, you just catch it. Logan: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Arthur: Then I just use a spear instead. Y/N: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

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Oscar: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! Logan: Merry crisis. Arthur: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. Y/N: Hoe hoe hoe. Oscar: Guys, please.

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Oscar: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Logan? Logan: Arthur, easily. Arthur, laughing: What the fuck, man. Logan: Well, Y/N would be too easy. She’d probably be into it. Y/N, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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Logan: How do I ask someone out? Y/N: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two. Logan: No! Arthur: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car. Logan: Stop! Oscar: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream. Logan: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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Y/N: Fight me! Arthur: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle? *Later* Logan: Why is Arthur crying? Oscar: Y/N kicked him really hard on the ankle.

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Y/N, to Oscar: When was the last time you let someone hug you? Oscar: *thinking* Oscar: 2012. Arthur: 2012…? Oscar: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Logan out so I let him hug me.

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Lando: You know what? Lando: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit. *Y/N, Arthur and Oscar continue screaming about mold water* Lando:Not the other way around. Logan: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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Lando: Mice are having sex in my walls. Arthur: Tattletale! Logan: You're just being ungrateful. Y/N: It's their home too, you know. Oscar: So what? Don't slutshame them. Lando: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.

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Oscar: Team A will consist of myself, Arthur, Lando, and Logan. Oscar: Team B will consist of Y/N, cause she scares me.

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How Lando and Y/n became friends:

Logan: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Logan, to Arthur: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Y/N, to Lando: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Oscar: There are two types of people.

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Charles: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID. Arthur: *Incoherent mumbling* Charles: Huh? Y/n: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

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Charles (brainstorming ideas for pranking Max): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Y/n: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Charles: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Y/n: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Charles.

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Y/n: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Arthur, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Y/n, deadpanning at Arthur Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Arthur, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Charles: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Arthur: Ohhhh- Y/n: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Logan: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Y/n For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Logan: Mean.

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Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go! Oscar: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Charles: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Logan: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Arthur: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Max: Max: I have emotional scars.

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When Max and Charles got spam called by Y/n and the group after their party:

Max: I CAN'T DO IT! Charles, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Max: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Lando: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Max: Max: I appreciate it, Max: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Charles: Max- Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Lando: Max we gotta- Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Max: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Max, motioning to Y/n, Oscar, Arthur and Logan: NOT FUCKING THIS

[snow--berry]

Incorrect Quotes #3 — A peaceful morning

A group of Rookies, screaming loudly: !!!

Roach, chasing after them: >:)

Rookie #1, yelling in panic: What the hell—!?! That wasn’t in the job description!

Rookie #2, running close behind: Forget our job descriptions! Run!!

Ghost, peacefully sipping on his cup of tea: Ah, what a nice morning.

[thestaruniverses]

—THE STAR STORIES !

BEFORE YOU PROCEED . . .

These stories are messy(i.e. grammatically incorrect, sentences that doesn't make sense), sometimes rushed and sometimes very heavily inspired by other creative works. We make these for fun, so please don't take anything too seriously!

+some early works are truly... bad. just, really bad. i was writing them halfheartedly, sorry -_- —🐖

!!! CW: Questionable actions, morally incorrect, explicit content, violence, homophobia etc. are included, and we do not condone nor support anything written. They are there for fictional purposes. Thank you!

THE STAR AU PLANS

doesn't mean ill be writing all of them! just there for fun.

THE STAR (ORIGINAL):

Julia, a Flora soldier wakes up in the middle of nowhere. Then she finds out The War has already ended and ten years have passed, and she's on a mission to uncover the truth.

! PROLOGUE + EP. 1 + EP. 2 (youtube links)

very immature humor ;; —🐖

! EPISODE 3 (written, a google doc)

p.s this is written when i was unserious about writing lol —🐖

! LORE ESSENTIALS (a google doc)

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THE STAR: ROCKSTAR

A band of young adults are struggling to get by with the only thing they know how to do: music. One night, after performing a gig they finally got after a long time of searching, a talent scout gives them a business card. Taking their once in a lifetime chance, they delve into the world of the showbiz... Can they handle it?

CH. 1 (TBA)

PROFILES (TBA)

NON-CANON CALVIN AND JULIA

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THE STAR: APOCALYPSE

What was supposed to be a leisure day off for them turns into the beginning of a nightmare beyond their imaginations. With the infected, soon named The Facelesses taking over the entire world, how will they survive?

PROFILES (WIP)

AN INTRODUCTION TO THE FACELESS

CH. 1 TBA!

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THE STAR: SUPERVILLAIN

Justice. What even is justice anymore?

A group of former rookie heroes went through their first big mission, and the most traumatic ever. Once they realize the government is trying to sweep everything under the rug, they decide to go over to the opposite side to do things their own way under the guide of a villain the public has never seen before.

!!!: inspired by the interactive fiction Drink Your Villain Juice by @/drinkyourvillainjuice. amazing investing story and i love it sosososo much. -🐖

PROFILES (WIP)

CH. 1 TBA!

+more in the basement ^o^

[laura1633]

Haven’t we all realized by now that commentators are not gods, no matter how experienced they are, and constantly mix up past races and events in their “fact sharing”?

Heck, not even that. Ask Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg who was at fault for Spain 2016 and I bet you’ll get two very different answers. Both are experts, so who is right?

Or even, simple agenda. James Vowles claimed Carlos beat Max in their shared rookie season when he signed him which is just a factually incorrect statement bc Max finished a whole 3 places and 31 points ahead of Carlos in the standings. Is Vowles suddenly an idiot who knows nothing about F1?

These people are human. Sure, they might know more about F1 than the average human but that doesn’t mean they are infallible!

Exactly!

I really wish we had all realised that but judging by somethings I read there is a vast group of people out there who don't understand that an expert is still just someone giving their opinion and their opinion does not always equal fact.

I actually think it is made worse by the fact that we also have a lot of F1 news accounts posting content online as if they are presenting facts but it's just a fan running the account and giving their angle on things.

I think people just hear something that fits the narrative they want and then refuse to look into it further incase it doesn't turn out to be true and they have to alter their thinking - and that goes well beyond F1.

I didn't know that about James Vowles saying that lol

[twistifiedz]

🌈, 🔥, and 👁 for the ask game !

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical...)?

“If we’re talking in a magical sense… I am most definitely a psychic. The girls always make fun of me when I say this!” Hyerim tries to stifle a laugh as she looks towards the members who all sigh dramatically as she begins to ramble about astrology and her spiritual powers. Sohye immediately intervenes before the girls are here for hours being told about their birth chart. 

“Please do not get Hyerim started about powers. She will claim that she had dejavu at the smallest situations ever…” Sohye laughs, playfully shoving Hyerim in the chair. 

“It’s true! I had dejavu when we were at Inkigayo and we got our first win! I was told I was delusional!” A loud Hyerim emerges in the room, standing up from the chair. She begins to point at the members, specifically Sohye and Chaeyoung. It was one of Hyerim’s many perks, to get loud and defensive. Chaeyoung audibly gasps as she wasn’t expecting to be brought into this little debacle. “That’s because who expects a 1 day old rookie group to their first win in 10 days?! Be realistic!” Matching Hyerim’s volume, the youngest two begin to get into a debate.

Mina suddenly speaks up, a bit overwhelmed by the sudden chaos in the room, she tries to everyone to a reasonable volume. “Well, to answer the first question… We all have brown eyes!” Stating the obvious, she hears laughter from the three other members.

“Why thank you, Catherine Obvious!” Sohye blurts out, despite having the incorrect saying. Providing even more laughter from Chaeyoung and Hyerim, the group’s lovely maknaes.

“Don’t you mean Captain Obvious?” Hyerim, now in tears of laughter, says as she holds onto Chaeyoung for more laughter. “Where in the world did you get Catherine from?!” Chaeyoung yells, her face is way beyond baffled. This was a new low for Sohye, who is now sitting flustered in her seat. Her cheeks are red and she covers her face in peak embarrassment.

“Shut up! I said what I said!” Sohye yells in defense, she folds her arms and turns her cheek to the girls. “Yeah, and you definitely said it wrong.” Mina makes a remark as she looks at the live comments.

“Well, as you can see, Sohye gets red in the face when she is embarrassed!”

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

“Self destruction is this one’s middle name.” Sohye points to Hyerim, completely throwing the maknae under the bus. So much for loyalty, huh? Hyerim rolls her eyes and completely shrugs off Sohye’s remarks. 

“Let’s not talk about self destruction when you’ve destroyed every relationship with a man that you’ve come across!” A passive aggressive Hyerim smiles as she pours herself some tea. A loud silence falls amongst the girls. This was pretty common between Sohye and Hyerim. There was a slight competition between the two behind the scenes. Quite frankly, it was an annoying thing to deal with if you have lived with them for multiple years.

“I may be self-destructive in my relationships, but aren’t you the one who destroys actual prior existing ones? If I recall, weren’t you just crying about being called a homewrecker?” Sohye questions. Leaving Mina and Chaeyoung in complete shock and having to clean up the mess that takes place after.

The comments are going insane, in the meantime. “I can’t help but be attractive to those who come across me. I’ve done nothing but exist and men with audacity feel the need to offer me things! Sohye, that’s what happens when you have a pleasant personality!” Hyerim chimes, her voice lowers as she leaves her tea on the counter.

“Please do not be alarmed, guys! This is just them joking with each other.. As you can see it gets really intense here, aha!” Mina, now feeling secondhand embarrassment and wanting to shut the livestream off. She can only imagine the rumors and possible controversy that can come out of this.

“Umm, I personally tend to overthink my work and critique myself way too much! I’ve deleted a lot of unreleased music because of this.” Chaeyoung switches the topic as she looks at the comments with Mina. Noticing the worried look upon her leader’s face, Chaeyoung squeezes her hand unbeknownst to the average viewer’s knowledge.

🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?

“What advice would you give your younger self, guys?” Mina cheers up as she looks at this particular question in the comments. She looks to her members for approval before she answers.

“You know? I would honestly start a bakery or get into cooking at a younger age. Baking is just very peaceful to me.” Chaeyoung smiles, her eyes twinkling as she begins to think about what could have been a nice alternate future for her. “You love baking. I’ve had some of Chae’s cookies, they’re really good!” Hyerim agrees with Chaeyoung as she recalls a memory.

“Oh, yes! Chaeyoung actually made a cake for my older brother’s wedding. Everyone loved it!” Mina exclaims, nodding her head in excitement.

“I would take up modeling. I can easily do that now, but I’ve always wanted to be in the children's beauty pageants, my parents on the other hand…” Sohye sighs. She shudders at the mere thought of that small part of her childhood where she actually lived with her parents.

“For me, I would grow a backbone early on and actually defend myself. I’m too timid as of now.” Mina gets candid for a bit. She believed she found herself to be a pushover and a bit weak at times. She often questions her leader role, as well. Especially when it becomes hard to tell if her members are fighting or playing, she finds herself wondering… Can she really do this?

“I would tell myself that I can do anything I want! Technically speaking, I’m already doing that. But I mean in the sense that I can major in Psychology as I’m also an idol. You know, multitasking! I have a deep love for psychology!” Hyerim stirs her tea and takes another sip. She found herself wanting to ramble about the human mind and the influences of society.

Noticing the comments still mentioning the questionable tension between Sohye and Hyerim, Mina finds that it is time to end the livestream. Mina puts on a forced smile, “Well, that’ll be all for today, guys! We actually have to go to rehearsal soon! Oops, did I mention rehearsal?” Mina giggles, she internally pats herself on the back for shifting the focus onto something that really matters.

The girls say their respective farewells to the livestream and it soon ends. Leaving the girls to look at each other in silence. Mina slowly becomes furious, but she would never let it show.

“You two need to get it together. I know you both read the comments. There’s no reason that little stunt should have taken the focus of the whole livestream. You are aware that people are going to think there’s tension, right?” Mina sighs once again, her voice starts to fluctuate between several volumes. This might have been the angriest the members have seen their leader.

“Unnie, it’s okay. You did a great job on distracting the comments! They actually think there’s music coming and me being me, I can fix that.” Chaeyoung places her hands on Mina’s shoulders, trying to ease her leader’s stress. 

“Sohye started first! She shouldn’t have said that I’m self destructive. I simply pointed out facts.” Hyerim retorted. “It’s actually hilarious that I can get under your skin like that,” Sohye smiles as she leaves the three, going into her room. She knew she would be hearing Mina’s mouth for the rest of the day. 

Mina’s eyes widened, she couldn’t believe Sohye had the audacity to leave the room in the middle of a group meeting. Immediately rising from her chair, Mina follows Sohye into her room.

“How dare you! You have the nerve to leave when I’m in the middle of letting you guys know that the idiocy taking place is ridiculous?!” Mina yells, this was her first time even calling the members out their name. Sohye’s heart might have dropped just a teensy bit. She’s lived with Mina for four years, and hearing the insult being hurled from the leader was shocking.

“You’re not excluded from the lecture, Sohye! It’s not solely Hyerim’s fault, this is yours too! Do you know how serious bully accusations are?!” Mina’s voice gets louder, she knew the general public weren’t fond of bullies. Hell, they’ll petition for both Sohye and Hyerim to leave, leaving the rest of Twist to fend for themselves. Mina valued her career, and she knew Chaeyoung did too.

Sohye, still silent, begins to paint her toenails as she dismisses Mina’s need to yell. “Mina, please. It was a joke. Don’t you think you’re overthinking, a bit?” Shrugging Mina’s worries off, Sohye finally looks to her leader. Deep down, Sohye was not joking. It was a bit fun doing whatever she was doing to Hyerim. It’s not exactly a competition, but the banter is indeed fun. 

As the older two of the group are arguing amongst themselves, Chaeyoung doing damage control, has uploaded a song to the group’s soundcloud. Hyerim, sitting next to her, witnesses the moment right before her eyes. “I cannot believe you just did that, thank you.” Hyerim says as she looks towards Chaeyoung.

Slowly regretting her prior remarks to Sohye earlier, Hyerim did not like seeing Mina in such an angered state. Chaeyoung on the other hand, did not take any offense to Sohye and Hyerim’s continuous banter. Did it become too much at times? Yes. But she also understood why her leader was under panic.

After a few minutes of yelling from Mina, she heads back to the living room and sits in silence. She finally notices the soundcloud notification on her phone; ‘Twist have uploaded a new track. Listen here.’ Slightly easing her previous anxiety, Mina sighs in relief. She knew there wasn’t much that could be done about Sohye and Hyerim in the current moment, but as long as fans were focused on something else for the time being, she was fine.

oc emoji ask game here !

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 177

Ollie: Can I say a bad word?

Ollie: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!?!

Charles: *Fighting with Ferrari strategies* Yeah

Ollie: *At Kimi, who stole his drink* YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!

[jentlemahae]

being legally an adult ≠ being a grown adult. even debuting a group with no minors doesn’t mean everyone in the group is grown. blackpink is a good example, when they debuted jisoo was 21, jennie was 20 and rosie and lisa were 19, all technically adults but you look back at videos of them from their rookie era and they’re such babies! they’re so young!

exactly 😐 and look, obviously it’s better when idols debut when they are *legally* adults, but i am so taken aback by fans calling 18yos “grown” 😐 i am convinced (and hope) that those fans are 12 and don’t know what they’re saying cause no one above the age of 20 is calling 18yos “grown” unless they are a full on creep. plus, other than it being simply incorrect, i think it’s very problematic bcs a) it reinforces the idea the people (read: women) over 25 are old and decrepit, since they’re already considered grown at 18, and b) that is literally a common talking point of creeps/pedos to say that there’s nothing wrong with them coming onto and sexualizing 18yos bcs they’re grown adults after all (according to them), and i think in kpop it opens the gates to creeps sexualizing idols immediately after they turn 18. and it’s just a weird thing to say

[incorrectcravity]

Taeyoung: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to naruto run past you again?

[forp1h]

Intak: Jiung is choking! Call 911!

Soul: I tried but 9 button isn’t working!

Intak: turn the phone upside down and press 6!

Soul: Genius!

Jiung: Just let me die.

[snow--berry]

Incorrect Quote #7 — Pokémon

König and Horangi are still at the 141 base. They stroll through the halls, to grow more familiar with their surroundings, while doing so, they walk past a few recruits.

Recruit, pointing at a group of random rookies: Hey! Do you belong to that group over there?

Horangi: No? We’re from KorTac.

Recruit: You’re from KorTac??

Horangi and König continue walking, bursting out in laughter shortly after.

König, laughing: They’re saying it like we’re some sort of legendary Pokémons!

The group of rookies that the Recruit had pointed at, some singing/humming the Pokémon battle music: Legendary Pokémon!

And so König and Horangi got thrown into another laughing fit.

This is a thing that happened between @kurt-dontcry , me and some random people younger than us lol

[incorrect-1team-quotes]

jehyun: are you okay?

bc, face down on the floor: i'm having me time.

[clowninyourfeed]

BITCH.

ATEEZ

it took me 50940594 years but

WE STAN OOF 

and they got me FUCKED UP. 

San is also a fucking demon and I don’t know why it took me this long to convert to Satanism.

And Jongho can split me in half any day of the week, whether it’s his voice or hands 😏

[incorrectsdkquotes]

Hotaru to Shinrei, about Team Kyo: This isn’t the family you pictured, but it’s the one you have and you have a choice.