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sleepinghellokitty · 2 years ago
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Nikolai: I just don't understand Fyodor: Don't understand what? Nikolai: Why can't I recreate the dolphin experiment? Fyodor: You want to inject dolphins with LSD? Sigma: AND pull a Margaret Howe Lovatt? Nikolai: ...Ok maybe not Sigma: You want to sexually abuse animals? Fyodor: So you're into beastiality? *Later that day* Nikolai, on ft with the 2: I want apologize for my behavior and for the words that have been exchanged on this horrendous evening-
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cultivateme · 10 months ago
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tuyo-truly · 8 months ago
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Most of cultivation world: Wei wuxian was horrible it's good that he's dead
Most of cultivation world: He was a grave digger! He had no morals!
Most of cultivation world: That's what you'd expect, giving so much power to a servant's child.
Lan Wangji: *takes off his forehead ribbon* Let's play pretend. You are Your Opinions About Wei Ying. And this is how I'm going to deal with you
Lan Wangji: *stabs most of cultivation world*
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atossofthedice · 1 year ago
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Nikolai: What is it called when you kill a friend!! :D Fyodor: Homicide. Sigma: Murder...? Dazai: You idiots, it's called Homiecide.
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simpingforanimesallmylife · 2 years ago
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bsd incorrect quote#1
nikolai: sapnu puaS. fyodor: What?? sigma: What language is that. nikolai: Turn your phone 180 degrees. nikolai was removed from the groupchat
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star-dot-net · 2 years ago
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me, imitating sigma: “I step on him [Fyodor] because i’m dating his boyfriend.”
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octagava · 6 months ago
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[AO3]
Ships: None Status: Ongoing
Description: Role and age reversal AU, Atsushi, a former Mafia assassin, saves a suicidal young adult, Dazai, from drowning. Now, not only must he juggle mentoring Dazai, but also keeping his other mentee, Kunikida, safe as the Mafia grows more dangerous than ever.
Note: This Post is relogged every time I update it.
Chapter list:
#01 Like a Cat Dragged in by the Tide <- [Atsushi's and Dazai's Meeting]
ART [Kyouka and Little Atsushi] [Atsushi, Dazai and Kyouka design] [A little comic I did that I don't know if I will continue] [Yosano and Ranpo design] [Atsushi's Favorite] [Chuuya and Akutagawa] [Atsushi's Relationship Chart] [Verlaine and Chuuya] [The Day Atsushi and Dazai Meet] [Chuuya and Verlaine P2] [Shin Soukoku...] [ADA Designs] [Elise and Mori] [Salvation.] [When Chuuya joined the Mafia and lost a Mentor]
ASKS - "Hey so do you maybe have some more stuff you could tell us about relationships in the sunrise au?" - "Is Odasaku Alive?" - "Are the events with the Guild and the DOA the same or are they slightly different?" - "how did Kyoka die?" - "could you imagine if chuuya speaks to atsushi in ur sunrise au he finds it difficult to stay mad bc atsushi in the light feels far too natural"
INCORRECT QUOTES 1: Stress Test 2: Bonding 3: The Case of the Stolen Cats and Ethics 4: You Still Don't Listen 5: Proposal
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vvarvvon · 11 months ago
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canon divergences.
last update: 09.09.24
the american civil war —
yeah... it having a greek vs roman aspect in hoo is super fucked up & disrespectful to what that war was actually about.
on this blog, the greek/roman aspects of the gods split simply because they are worshipped separately, so they grew apart. the gods are a reflection of how people envision them. much like how pan faded because people didn't know about him.
world war two —
again, giving it a "the big three's kids are fighting" aspect is disrespectful to what that war was actually about. not going to acknowledge it having a demigod aspect, because again, that was fucked up to put into the books.
the pact of the big three did happen around this time, but it's pure coincidence. the great prophecy was delivered at this time & that was the catalyst for the pact.
the gods only exist in "the heart of the west" —
...what?
genuinely, what?
this blog won't be doing that.
the gods exist wherever they are worshipped. their main home is still greece / rome. every other location mentioned in the series is simply a portal back to their actual location (ex: the empire's 600th floor is a portal to mount olympus in greece, doa records is a portal to the greek underworld).
alaska being a dark spot is more because no one lives there (sorry to the 700k alaskans out there), not it being too far away from the gods home base. other dark spots exist for this same reason.
technology attracting monsters —
no.
mostly because i can't wrap my head around how a phone / laptop / whatever can amplify a demigod's aura when monsters are specifically said to be able to SMELL demigods.
DEMIGOD DIARIES SPOILERS // i know that monster sense is due to a spell by lamia, but seriously... don't establish that monsters sense demigods by smell & then tack on that technology makes it easier for monsters to find them.
camp counselors —
"chb's counselors are the oldest child of that god that is in camp at the time." this reeks of someone who thinks that the older someone is the better when it comes to leading when we all know that's incorrect.
instead, the counselors are picked by each cabin (ex: cabin five chose sherman specifically after clarisse left for college, he wasn't just given it because he was the oldest).
pretty sure this is actually canon (see: drew vs piper being cabin 10 counselor; travis & connor co-counseling cabin 11)/a retcon added later, but i still wanted to include it because i remember the counselors being the oldest pissing me off as a kid.
hunter's oath —
since it was made canon that artemis doesn't accept any type of romance when it comes to her hunters, i have changed the wording of their oath. all i did was get rid of the "i turn my back on the company of men" line.
it now says "i pledge myself to the goddess artemis, accept eternal maidenhood and join the hunt.”
the twelfth legion fulminata —
i know that hoo is targeted towards children & teens, so having the army be in the age bracket of the audience makes sense... but since new rome is its own society with demigods who managed to LIVE INTO ADULTHOOD, it's super fucked up that the army is children.
i will keep the "demigods must serve ten years starting from when they arrive" aspect, but their service will be more like the training chb demigods receive. children will not be the leaders of either the army or of the city.
the romans have older demigods (20s-40s) who stayed after their ten years mixed into the legion & that's who they consider to be the army. it's those demigods who get sent on missions & do the actual dangerous stuff (as long as a god doesn't specifically ask for a younger demigod by name).
DEATH TW // it was not until the battle of mount othrys & most of these elder demigods were slaughtered fighting the titan army that the 12th legion was forced to pivot to having teenagers be in charge (which is why jason & reyna, aka CHILDREN, are in charge of the legion by the time hoo comes around).
new rome schooling —
along with their service to the legion being closer to "here's how to not die" training, the demigods also attend school.
it's one building, k12, that runs on a year-round calendar. the curriculum is based around what will actually be useful to them (though standard english & math classes must be taken).
it is also assumed that nearly every student will have some form of neurodivergence & quite a few will have dyscalculia. as such, there is help available & the curriculum is designed around these disabilities.
why big three kids are super powerful —
they're said to be the most powerful because they are "children of the eldest gods" as if demeter isn't also from that same generation & has kids?? as if zeus isn't the youngest of the six og olympians??? as if aphrodite is not the first of the gods??
"a child of the eldest gods shall reach sixteen against all odds" could very well refer to a demeter kid!
the reason i will be using for the big three's kids being the most powerful is that their fathers are kings of the three major domains—the sky, the sea, & the underworld. these demigods have the power of whole domains in their blood. that's what makes them the most powerful demigods, not their godly parent's age.
HOWEVER, that being said, i play jakke, luna, & rhis as on the same power level as children of the big three. and i play aeron as less powerful than other big three kids.
> jakke as mystiokinesis is the ability to change reality through spells & all other hecate kids are shown to be super powerful. don't worry, i still honor alabaster being hecate's most powerful son & never want jakke to be over-powered.
> luna as njörðr is king of the vanir & god of the ocean. i feel it would be wrong to not have her be able to compete with percy who is also a son of a king & ocean god. plus, she has the strength of being an einherji on her side.
> rhis as i am leaning into how some myths consider erebus & tartarus one & the same. as well as how erebus is a concept, meaning rhis has the power of the idea of darkness at her fingertips. plus, she has the blessing of artemis, which increases her power, and has been honing her strength over the centuries.
> aeron has far less power than nico (or bianca, though she died before we ever saw the full extent of her powers). aeron's power comes more from hades being the god of wealth than the king of the dead. he's closer to hazel's power level pre-hecate.
god problems —
i can not get behind dionysus hating demigods. i think it's more a general "heroes are uptight" & "i can't stand to see anyone else die on my watch" than an outright disdain. i get that it's because of theseus, but ehhhhhh.
artemis saying she gets hunters who are preteens because that's before they discover boys??? predator behavior. yes, most of the hunters are preteen girls, but that's more because that's just the general age of greek demigods since, you know, we're told they tend to die as teens.
most persephone rpers that i see follow the interpretation that she went willingly / wasn't kidnapped / actually loves hades / ate the pomegranate on purpose. & those w/ pjo verses have her a kind stepmother to hades's kids (whether or not she has her own). as such, i'll also be following this interpretation over the one laid out in the books.
hera's only mean in the myths because married women are one-dimensional thanks to sexism. i don't see her hating demigods unless they're children of zeus (& even then, i think it's more a hatred towards what they represent rather than anything about them specifically). she's actually a nice queen to those who don't do anything to piss her off.
legacies —
in the books legacies are... not well defined. they're the grandchildren & beyond of gods, but how powerful they are is inconsistent. i think this post put it best: riordan wanted to showcase how different the camps are & decided nepotism & discrimination was the best way to go about it?? weird as hell decision!!
on this blog, their power scale would be a diluted version of a demigod, if that makes any sense? example: a great-grandchild of poseidon might have mild hydrokinesis or be able to heal in salt water, while a grandchild of poseidon would have more powerful hydrokinesis and be able to heal in all water, while a child of poseidon is well... we see how powerful percy is in the books.
things like octavian's prophecy & frank's shapeshifting are a blessing from their godly relative (kind of like the blessing of artemis or the blessing of ares). they are something apollo chose to give octavian / something poseidon chose to give frank, not something they are inherently born with.
i just have a lot of thoughts about legacies.
pen pals —
this one is more just for fun, not a nit-pick with the book.
after the second giant war forced the camps to start getting along & jace got his quest from mercury, a pen pal system was established. iris/arcus & her cloud nymphs help expedite the process through iris messages.
i just adore the idea of demigods from the different camps being friends.
other havens —
other safe havens for demigods / other mythos folk exist. it's not just chb, new rome, the house of life, & the waystation. plenty exist in the americas & there are plenty on other continents.
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sincerely-krp · 1 year ago
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yall be on here talking bout missing oc rps on this platform but when an oc rp opens up yall ghost it? peep at glorytv's blogroll… admin gave yall an event yet there ain't nobody writing in there // thats likely because whether it was deleted or not at this point, this blog (sincerely-krp) let someone link it with risehq and was just going to be okay with posting that accusation until I said something in their inbox about linking rps to drama/toxicity without proof. so it could be DoA due to that. /
i'm just going to point this out, i don't think glorytv is doing well because the premise is not really what the majority of au krpers are looking for. it sounds like au krpers joined the place then got bored, which isn't the krp's fault it's just a byproduct of fast food krp. i think it's probably more likely to consider that as opposed to sincerely's blog having that much weight. especially seeing that they had a valid reason to post and then stop the conversation that had nothing to do with anything public on the blog. it's a sticky slope because we have to trust that sincerely is being honest about people dming them, but the last two times we questioned them not only did they blatantly prove the people accusing them wrong, they managed to give themselves more credibility for curbing toxicity that the admins or community tried to propogate which is not... ideal, idk.
we have proof they're honest, we can check them, as i think we should, every now and then to make sure they're continuing to be honest, but this defaulting to sincerely's blog being why au krps shut down before considering the other logical threads feels tired.
we keep running into issues like this where we assume something on this blog is baseless so it's why bad things happen or they're censoring people's opinions but time and time again the admins have been able to point out that they made their decision because of what privately was brought to them. this isn't me saying we shouldn't question them, only that maybe we shouldn't default to assuming this blog is operating on a 'oops we got caught so we fixed it!' basis, and maybe start considering that it's the fact that they listen to feedback that matters.
i'm also not saying to trust the shit on this blog, like fr PLEASE don't, and use your judgement. i'm specifically talking about the assumption that a couple bad things about a krp on sincerely is enough to shut a whole krp down, without the krp having a significant hand in it. because if a krp is gonna interact with sincerely they can just get the incorrect asks taken down, and if they can't disprove the ask, then it's probably generic enough people will overlook it.
this did happen with rise, the only ask about rise was taken down from the blog less than 24 hours later, and then like a whole week out of nowhere there was a shit ton of tea because rise mentioned sincerely on their admin blog. they had like so many people talking to sincerely but we, the audience, saw none of that until they pushed sincerely to discuss it. that too to take the heat off of someone they knew the admin knew was innocent, and they could tangibly see, in their inbox, was being shit on due to the admin's post. when people didn't take sincerely's word for it they had to post censored versions of horrible things being said about that one person, which is proof that they try to keep private things... well, private.
rise, in contrast to the rupes issue, where it was obvious an insidigm person was around, but once sincerely shut them down we didn't see any influx of toxic paradigm asks out in the open. they also only posted that proof because someone questioned them, and now private stuff about a member of rupes is out here for everyone to see. i personally think both this situation and the rise situation caused harm to the victims because we pressed sincerely. i do think they were necessary, because in both situations sincerely operated the way they told us they do, but the rp community itself was extremely active in one issue, and in the other, they weren't even here. we all saw how that reflected on the blog; the situation with insidigm and rupes passed super easily without issue or toxicity that was unnecessary, even THOUGH sincerely said no insidigm or rupes members reached out to them. meanwhile, the rise issue dominated the blog only because the admin tried to blame sincerely, and then parts of their community continued to fight on this blog (which, if everyone recalls, resulted in them basically posting the shit on the ask they asked sincerely to take down that sincerely continued to censor themselves).
and now with glorytv there was an assumption that the admins just passed whatever to be posted on the blog and then took it down willy nilly when there was a reason why. i've noticed asks from the mp situation gone but my default isn't to think SINCERELY HAS AN AGENDA AGAINST ME AND FOR MP it's to assume an mp mun talked to sincerely and sincerely removed the asks accordingly.
like if they really aren't in the krps themselves, i'm willing to cut them some slack on what they post as long as they're swift about taking them down when shown proof. i also think that while the systems are flawed they're working on them, and they pretty much do whatever us, the community, agrees to do when presented with decisions on what to allow or not allow on the blog.
as far as vent blogs go, i think we should just start considering the facts that we, as critical thinkers can see. as long as we maintain a healthy level of skepticism, we can probably be more productive. they've been clear they don't actually care, they do what they need to for their own blog, which means they're inherently toxic because they know they leave things on this blog that are untrue but couldn't be proven so, and i think that itself is helpful to consider because it makes it easier to understand what we'll be seeing on this blog. there are clear instances of this blog helping people and not hurting them, which makes things more difficult to assign moral value.
bottom line: this blog is only as toxic as the muns in the communities being discussed. it's not always on sincerely for allowing something to be posted, it's more on the people behind the scenes communicating with them. we should exhaust those options first before confronting this blog so we can hold the right parties accountable. we can ask sincerely if someone approached them maybe, it sounds like every time they have consent to show proof shared to them they do, so we can ask for what proof was sent, or we can privately dm them if we really need to know about something and see where that gets us.
admin note: we're fine with the things mentioned in the last paragraph! if consent is given to us we have no issues sharing proof given to us either.
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sleepinghellokitty · 2 years ago
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Fukuchi: Where is Fyodor? Sigma: In the kitchen Fukuchi: Oh! He's finally eating! I'll leave him be then. *in the kitchen, Fyodor is not eating, but instead, making a lethal coke rocket with Nikolai and Bram* Nikolai: This is gonna be so epic! Fyodor: Please never use that word again Bram: Epic? Fyodor: Stop
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cultivateme · 11 months ago
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Good idea 🤔
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kikizoshi · 3 years ago
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Nikolai: When someone is overly self-centred or self-aggrandising, I like to call them by a mildly degrading yet indisputable nickname to help them understand they're not so extraordinary.
Fyodor: What a wonderful idea.
Nikolai: Thanks!
Fyodor: You're welcome, Mr Nose.
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atossofthedice · 2 years ago
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Sigma: This bloodline ends with me. Nikolai: Oooh! That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"! Fyodor: Should I be taking notes?
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forthetaintedmemes · 2 years ago
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Nikolai: Kiss my dice. That's a casino thing right? For good luck? Awww you're like our little lucky charm!
Sigma: Your face is going to kiss the floor if you ever call me that again and you're supposed to blow them.
Nikolai: Kinky.
Sigma: You have five seconds to run. Four. Three-
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 3 years ago
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Nikolai: must be hard not being able to laugh
Sigma: I do have a sense of humor you know
Nikolai: I've never seen you smile
Sigma: I have never heard you say anything funny
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falsebsd · 2 years ago
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Fyodor: *yawns* Nikolai: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Fyodor: Then you must be exhuasted. Fukuchi: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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