#incorrect ff7

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[sephirthoughts]

cid seeing vincent for the first time

cid [internally]: surely this is an angel fallen to earth, or some god of beauty, who has strayed into the mortal realm to bless my unworthy eyes with a glimpse of his divine countenance

cid [aloud]: HOLY GUACAMOLE

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Tifa: You’re on drugs!

Cloud: I’m completing my alchemical magnum opus.

[hu-manbee-ing]

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[shadowsageingempress]

She’s nervous because she doesn’t like the idea of causing any sort of harm to Vincent.

Lucrecia: Hi Vincent I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun.

Lucrecia: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side*

Vincent: *sweating*

[bigdumbapple]

hey, I'm really funny.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Do you think Cloud and the others would teach Vincent slang?

*Over text*

Cloud: hey vincent. hru?

Vincent: I understand that you've typed out some kind of code. HRU. Hostile Reconnaissance Unit

Cloud: what? no it means "how are you" lmao

Vincent: LMAO? Lethal Military Armed Opposition. We are under attack.

Cloud: omg vincent no. it just means laughing my ass off

Vincent: You're laughing while we're potentially under siege? This is serious, Cloud.

Cloud: omg

Vincent: OMG. Organized Militant Group.

Cloud: im dying.

Vincent: Are you hurt? Who attacked you? Was it Sephiroth? Send me your location immediately.

Cloud: noooo its just an expression. ttyl vincent

Vincent: TACTICAL TERROR YOUTH LEAGUE. THE REMNANTS.

Cloud: FFS

Vincent: FRONTLINE FOES SPOTTED? Take cover immediately while I contact Reeve.

Cloud: WTF.

Vincent: WARZONE TACTICS FAILING. I told you to procure a more practical sword.

Cloud: -_-  

[rosy-crow]

I think this was their relationship

[beriidesu]

[soundcrusher]

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[sephirthoughts]

[zack being chased by a bunch of monsters]

zack: wait i know what to do!

zack [turns around]: JUMANJI!!

[monsters keep chasing]

zack: does anything from movies actually work?!

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Cloud: Feel good stories from Midgar are like ‘local girl spends lunch money to stop orphan crushing machine.’ And no one asks why there is an orphan crushing machine or why it’s money operated.

[geekysteven]

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Barret: Why is there a five-year gap in your resume?

Cloud: That’s when I went missing for a bit.

Barret: You what?

Cloud: Yeah, I don’t know what happened either.

[rottenpumpkin13]

So often we see posts of no one believing Cloud abt Sephiroth’s presence…. What about one of the gang finding Sephiroth returned again and Cloud doesn’t believe it bc he’s too used to his hallucinations & phantom pains to just. Assume that Sephiroth came back, again, like seriously it wasn’t believable the last time either you guys

*Sephiroth materializes in front of Cloud and the group*

Tifa: OH MY GOD

Cloud, unfazed: What?

Cid: What do you mean what!? Look! It's Sephiroth!

*Sephiroth just stands there, menacingly*

Cloud: You people are ridiculous. That's obviously just an illusion. Look, I'll prove it to you guys

*Cloud grabs Sephiroth's chest*

Sephiroth:

Cloud: See? If Sephiroth were real, he'd have his sword at my throat by now.

*Cloud still has his hands on Sephiroth's chest. Sephiroth isn't going away*

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud: I feel like I've made a mistake of some kind.