#incorrect gintama

[rixi-96]

Kagura: Where do we keep the pride flag?

Gintoki: Who knows. Just put out the twister mat.

[incorrect-kihentai]

Takechi: Did you have to stab Gintoki?

Takasugi: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Matako: What'd he say?

Takasugi : 'What are you gonna do, stab me?'

Bansai: That's fair.

[forthill]

[incorrect-gintama-quotes]

Yamazaki, to Hijikata: Why can't I dress however I want? In legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute. Kondou, sternly: Yamazaki this is real life, not an excellent movie!

[unicornblossom13]

Megatron: Transmit the message “F**k you”.

Starscream: Yes, sir.

[Later]

Starscream: Optimus Prime, Lord Megatron says he wants to have sex with you.

Megatron [hitting him on the head]: Not that!

[amezsu]

Alternate ver of this was sakamoto instead of gin but specifically during joi days with the caption “that’s probably how they enlisted his ass”

[rinseveryday]

Shiemi: If I fall… Rin: I’ll be there to catch you. Yukio: What if I fall? Rin: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Mephisto: And if I fall? Rin: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[blunderbusstanut]

Renee: Andrew! Are you smoking?!

Andrew: This isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop.

Renee: Smoke doesn't come out of a lollipop!

Andrew: That's because I'm licking it so fast. *Pulls lollipop from his mouth.*

Renee: ...

Ashley: 😳

[nightwalker6200]

Vash: Um, hey Wolfwood... I don't think you're allowed to smoke in here. Wolfwood, stick hanging from his mouth: I'm not. This is a lollipop. Meryl, crossing her arms: Then why is there smoke coming from the other end? Wolfwood: Because I'm licking it really fast. (Pulls out the lollipop to show it halfway gone before shoving it back in his mouth). Vash: Holy shit.

[alexiethymia]

Sougo: I’ll take you.

Kagura: Bring it on-aru! I’ll beat you up, you Do-S bastard! 

Sougo:…

Sougo: *smirks*

Kagura (starts sweating heavily): YOU MEAN IN A FIGHT, RIGHT? 

Kagura: Don’t mess with me-aru! Gin-chan, the Sadist is scaring me! 

[mythos321]

Moon:Mr. Clay, I don’t believe you’re supposed to be smoking in class

Clay with something in his mouth:Oh! this isn’t a cigarette, this is a lollipop!

Moon:…Smoke doesn’t come out from a lollipop

Clay:That’s because I’m licking it so fast!(takes it out his mouth, reveal it is indeed a giant lollipop)

[rixi-96]

Gintoki: Huh, I missed a call from Hijikata last night.

Kagura: Like a booty call?

Gintoki: What?

Kagura: Like, when your booty accidentally calls someone from your pocket.

Gintoki: That's not...never mind.

[incorrect-kihentai]

God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

- Takasugi Shinsuke, probably

[totallyexhausted]

Ogasawara walking away: Alright, I'm done. Miyano, gasping: Oh no... this anime needs a straight male... I guess I'll be the straight male this week. Sasaki: Pft. Haha, what?

[incorrect-gintama-quotes]

Kagura: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Shinpachi: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Kagura: I don't have time for their problems

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Candentia: I never committed any acts of terror.

Candentia: I punched a guy who annoyed me, and he just happened to represent the country.