#incorrect iron flame

[aprill-99]

Violet: “So I’m seeing someone, but I’m not sure how to tell you who it is. I’m worried you’ll react badly.”

Mira: “Just do it quick. Rip the band aid off.”

Violet: “It’s Xaden Riorson.”

Mira: “Put the Band Aid back on!”

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

Violet: Okay, I have to tell you the truth. The monsters from the fairytales are real. They're coming to kill us all, and our government is corrupt and trying to hide it from us.

Rhiannon, Ridoc, and Sawyer: Holy shit! Oh, this is such a relief! We thought that you were, like, mad at us or something. YES!!! Let's go do some TREASON!

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Garrick: Uh-oh.

Xaden: What?

Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.

Xaden: Yours or mine?

Garrick: Does it matter?

Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Sit down, I'm gonna torture you now Xaden, smirking: kinky. Violet: I think you're sweet and breathtaking. Xaden: What— Violet: You deserve to be cared for. Xaden: Stop, now— Violet: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. Xaden: I need a safeword!

[kingdom-of-sins]

Violet: I just killed someone

Xaden: That my girl!

Sloane: I think I just killed someone

Dain: You know there is a long lecture coming about how killing is wrong but first tell me where the body is so we can take care of it before anyone finds out

Garrick: How many did you kill?

Imogen: 50

Garrick: Damn it! I am still at 30

[justascrollingghost]

I’m not sure about you guys but during threshing I imagine that Ridoc spent hours wandering around trying to find his dragon but Aotrom actually found him within the first 5 minutes and just covertly followed him around for 3 hours thinking it was hilarious then eventually got bored and threw a branch at his head

[stupidlybookish]

Other people introducing Xaden: This is Lieutenant Xaden Riorson, shadow-wielder and Duke of Aretia, leader of the Tyrrish rebellion. 

Xaden introducing himself: Hi, I'm Violet’s boyfriend.

[azrielsshadows42]

Ridoc: Never have I ever been handcuffed

Violet: *drinks*

Second squad: You've been arrested?!

Violet: That wasn't the question

[bookswchai]

Violet: Did you have to stab them?

Ridoc: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Rhiannon: What did they say?

Ridoc: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Sawyer: That’s fair.

[xadenxaddy]

Dain: You know, for someone who talks so much, you’re not as smart as you think.

Sloane: And you’re not as charming as you think, but here we are.

Ridoc: I’ve seen Violet and Xaden do this, so let me give you some advice: cut the crap and hook up already.

Sloane and Dain turn, glaring at him.

Ridoc: Yeah... I’ll just... go now.

[lolababyelf]

Violet: *Glares*

Bodhi *flinches*: Xaden’s been rubbing off on you Sorrengail

Ridoc: *snorts* I bet he has

[angstywaifu]

Xaden: In my defence, I was left unsupervised. Violet: Wasn’t Garrick with you? Garrick: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

"Hi, my name is Tairn. This is my scary wife, Sgaeyl, my idiot daughter, Andarna, and my other idiot daughter, Violet."

–Tairn for the entirety of Iron Flame, probably

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Xaden: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do any thing for you.

Violet: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Xaden: Absolutely not.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Xaden: Wrong. You are wrong Violet: I haven't even said- Xaden, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[vannigirly]

Violet: I want to cuddle.

Xaden: I don't cuddle. *pointed look at Ridoc*

Violet: You do.

Xaden: Don't say that. I dominate. I possess. I claim.

Violet: Oh, right. Of course. Xaden doesn't cuddle - He aggressively maintains body contact for dominance reasons. *winks at Ridoc*

Ridoc: Obviously. *smirks*