#incorrect jisoo

[incorrect-svt-quotes]

#255

Seokmin: Can you please turn on the light

Joshua: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Seokmin: That's so sweet but I literally just ran into a wall. And I'm scared of ghosts.

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[corvuscackles]

[kpopmulti4]

Not completly accurate, but I went personality base 😭

[faboritelachimolala]

Seungcheol: We all have our demons

Joshua: *pats Jeonghan on the head* This one is mine

[Infires by @incorrect-straykz ]

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

interviewer: woozi, you're so resilient what exactly keeps you inspired? woozi: *in korean* thanks my options are generally that or losing money or dead joshua: um..he said wooahae.....like extended version

[mangocustard16]

Joshua: being half asleep and feeling someone gently kiss your forehead is the purest kinds of love in the world Jeonghan: Unless you're home alone. Joshua: .... Dokyeom: absolutely losing his shit

[incorrectsebongteen]

Mingyu: We need a way to lure in new customers?

Minghao: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Jeonghan: Joshua bath water.

Joshua: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

[shiba-chuu]

~At 3 AM~

Jisoo: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Jennie: ...Unnie, what the hell?!

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Jisoo, exhausted: *walking into the dorm*

Lisa, from the kitchen: GO SUCK A BAG OF DICKS

Rosie, from the laundry room: FUCK YOU YOU KNOW I’M A LESBIAN

Lisa: SUCK SO MANY DICKS

Jisoo: *immediately turns around and leaves the dorm*

[petalsofrosess]

Jisoo: Why are you late?

Lisa: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Jisoo: Overslept?

Lisa: Overslept.

[incorrect-svt-quotes]

#4

[Dinner time]

Jeonghan: My baby, will you please pass the salt?

(Seungcheol and Chan both stand up and reach for the salt)

Jeonghan: No, babe, you can sit down.

Joshua: But I'm already seated

[spiltinksky]

Jisoo: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Jihoon: Ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Jisoo: You don’t have to wear it—

Jihoon: No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

[mjolnir-brick]

SVT as Demigods

1. Scoups

• Obv Zeus son poor bby - plot twist he's a descendent of Jupiter but dumbfuck Zeus either forgot or doesn't know so he snag Cheol mom and baradaboom is this self incest fic??? Who knows

• Selfless, actually a cinnamon roll, but still intimidating and strong asf

• Jason vibe but more idiocy bc they're SVT

• Able to command the room but still scared of soonyoung s teaching(?) he once said that he'd rather jin the vocal team bc the performance team seems too disciplined

• Just like how Jason is low-key scared of Percy

• Jaw

2. Jeonghan

• Aphrodite son bc beauty(1) and he's sly af have u seen gose - maybe roman so venus instead

• Not as much as a sweetheart like piper bc have u seen gose

• He literally looks good no matter what clothes or hairstyle u throw at him

• Also he can talk u into going into jail effortlessly if that's not charmspeak idk what it is

• Prob likes to judge ppl s relationship but hates it when someone does it to him

• Unlike piper jeonghan has more confidence he knows he's pretty and he's not afraid to use it as a privilege

3. Joshua

• I'd say Demeter - maybe the roman side

• Petty bish we all know

• Combine him w jeonghan and dude will conquer the world w/o moving an inch

• Sunday morning screams Demeter idc

• Honestly idrk what else is similar but anyways

4. Hoshi

• I'd say Poseidon - maybe Greek

• Chill dude but also very energetic at times

• Big three bc he three leaders too

• Why not hades? Bc I think he's too cheerful for that

• But tbh imagine he's son of hades then raising a bunch of undead armies and commands them to dance Macarena and aju nice💀

• It's fine bc he can ask the fishes to do it instead

• Can be scary at times

• Yeogi ocean views 🌊🌊 ☀️

5. Jun

• Maybe Dionysus - def bc there's no way roman camp can handle him

• Bc both are smartass but too lazy or unfocused to do it

• Yk he's weird not even Dionysus god of insanity could understand him

• Tries to hug Dionysus one(1) time only to be soaked in wine instead

• Somehow managed to befriend Hermes and Hephaestus

6. Wonwoo

• Maybe Athena - maybe on the roman side

• He's intelligent he diligent he likes to read

• Has many strategies too

• One of the brains in gose

• Doesn't really see Athena as his parents but as his discussion collage instead

• Sometimes cracks up w no reason

• Blind w o his glasses

7. Woozi

• Obv pluto duh - not mars bc I think roman camp is more suitable for him

• Is also a descendent of Apollo that's why his music side is very strong

• Big three three leaders

• Is also secretly a sweetheart like his father but is very bad at showing them

• Really pale skin that either scares or amazes ppl

• Imagine him raising the undead to sing back vocal for him lmao

• Probably finds the quiet in hades palace relaxing

• Def loves Cerberus

• Gets along well with Persephone somehow and maybe have a beef w Demeter instead

8. DK

• God of music babyyy - Greek side bc Greek is more carefree

• He slays and he knows it

• Have u heard his vocal range

• Doesn't like fighting and prefers healing altho he can just scream and the enemies will stumble instantly if not dead

• Prob calls Apollo to rant once a week and Apollo loves it

• A literal sunshine. Give him smth he likes and he'll light up instantly also literally

• Doesn't like underworld but adores Cerberus

• Put him beside the son of Poseidon and son of Nike he'll be unstoppable

9. Mingyu

• Hestia son

• Personally has a beef w Hecate son bc he's always getting pranked

• Bc he likes to take care of PPL

• He cooks he cleans he listen he malewife harder than ur head

• Don't anger him tho or u'll be thrown out of any safe space u have

• Petty also so if his friends tease him he'll prob make their pillow warm all the time

• No one expects him to be son of hestia bc of his bulky body but once they know him they'll be like awwwww

• Goes twice a month to underworld just to spend time w Cerberus

• If jihoon let's him he'll prob go there twice a week

• Always put up the campfire bc he likes to talk w his mom

• SMH managed to befriend almost everyone in the camp and their respective parents both god and human

10. Minghao

• Hecate son

• He be magic swoosh swoosh

• Is playful but covers it w stoic face

• Likes to prank his friends by playing w the mist

• Idk what else

11. Seungkwan

• Son of Nike

• We all know he's petty af and likes to win

• Very competitive and hates losing

• Very energetic and weird just like Nike

• Wears Nike everyday everywhere and is powerful in it

• Prob has a hawk as a pet

• Speaks to his Nike shoes at times

• Is also competitive w his mom

12. Vernon

• Hypnos s son

• Have u seen ttt gose episodes bc boy sleeps all the time

• That one time nana tour editor has to put Vernon is alive subtitle

• Sleeps through chaos is his specialty

• Either no energy or seagull noises

13. Dino

• Ares son - not mars bc ares is more unhinged and so are dino

• Again dude is very competitive

• Likes to ignite wars

• Often seen in the crime scene either participating or laughing or filming or all of the above

• Has a personal war w himself (read: Pi cheolin)

• Knows his place tho so sometimes stops fights

• Fights w ares regularly

[kpopinocorrect]

Jisoo: does lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance

Jennie: can you just shut up and enjoy the silence for one?

Jisoo: KACHOW

[youshualooklikeit]

jeonghan: Wow, jisoo, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. jisoo: We literally slept together yesterday. jeonghan: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.