#incorrect lotr

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

[a-sneaky-bagginses]

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

[autistook]

LOTR + text posts

[vildo]

incorrect quotes

[my-deer-legolas]

Treebeard: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery!

Gimli: Want to learn some Dwarvish?

[curiouselleth]

FALL, FALL INTO BED RIDERS OF THEODEN,

SWEET DREAMS AWAIT: OF ELVES AND JOY!

BLANKETS SHALL BE LAID, PILLOWS SHALL BE FLUFFED,

LET THE BLANKETS BE DRAWN BACK, THE ALARMS TURNED OFF!

FORTH, EORLINGAS!

FALL, FALL INTO BED RIDERS OF THEODEN,

PEACEFUL REST AWAITS: HOBBITS AND HOPE!

CURTAINS SHALL BE DRAWN, BLANKETS SHALL BE TUCKED,

A COZY TIME, A SLEEPY TIME, UNTIL THE SUN RISESSSSSSSSS!

SLEEP NOW! SLEEP NOW! SLEEP FOR GONDOR!

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

credit to @maellor, who inspired this by refusing, once again, to go to bed at a reasonable time. and possibly at all I think this is some of my best work.

[aldarquen]

Silmarillion nonsense inspired by TLOU memes from @ellliemilller

Featuring art from the talented @sauroff

[incorrectlegolas]

legolas, after chugging all of the water in the waterskin: y'know, i really should NOT have drunk this whole thing right before our five hour kayak trip

[entishramblings]

Legolas: I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and did my hair!

Gimli: Good for you. I’m staying dirty.

[hoeoftherings]

Thranduil: I know that they are gathering. Stay here, and don’t let them know that we know about them. That’s an order, Marchwarden.

Haldir: Yes, lord, you know that they are gathering, but you don’t know why. I’m going there to take a look nonetheless.

Thranduil: They are gathering for attack!

Haldir: And when will they attack?

Legolas: ..Spring. It’s always spring,……right?

Haldir *chuckling*: I’ll go there.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Consider.

[lifeimitatesmeme]

free inspiration / artist prompt:

- a several-panel comic of Entwives gossiping about their various bark/leaf-care products: how they moisturize, smooth frizz, soften, leaves them feeling as radiant as a Silmaril, etc. using plant-appropriate language. it all sounds very sophisticated, elegant, and glamorous.

- it is not until the final panel that the reader is informed the products are squirrel droppings. use of the word "consistency" is required.

+ (optional) bonus points if in the last panel they also casually wonder where all the dudes are and don't care

++ (optional) bonus bonus points if there's a giant freaking wave in that background

[sam-not-samwise]

Ok but like, i can *hear* them saying this.

Legolas’s ‘weird Mirkwood woo woo shit’ triggering a kind of twilight zone experience for Gimli, because “of course the silly elf will have no idea how to properly conduct mid-battle medicine”, and then the utter shock and horror when it actually works

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

[autistook]

LOTR & HOBBIT TEXT POSTS

[vildo]