#incorrect mm

[ashoss]

average patrol w hood and wing

[up-the-anti]

prank calling a pizza place with fake hold music (gone wrong)

[romanticizing-writing]

Simple Bill: "Does your mommy know that you eat all that stuff?"

Megalomaniac Ford: "Not anymore!"

MM!Ford: "When mom was alive—"

(AU and artwork used created by @orxinus )

(Incorrect Quote sourced from "Heathers the Musical".)

[too-pretty-for-this-mess]

Yulian: flirting You know, I’ve been told I’m a great kisser.

Vaughn: By who?

Yulian: …People.

Vaughn: Names, tell me their names.

Yulian: sweating

[forgetful-nerd]

Leo: having siblings is fun until they shout “we have a 23-19!” and tackle you to the ground because you got a sock stuck to the back of your shell.

[outtamynoggin]

Bruce Wayne: Attention Thief

Tim: You know.. the more I think about it, the more unreasonable this is.

Jason: What?

Tim: I keep thinking about how reliant Bruce is on Dick and how Dick always replies in kind.

Jason: So what? Roses are red, violets are blue, get to the part where you say something new.

Tim: No, but I found Dick FIRST. I was the one who admired him. I was the one chasing him through newspapers, TV clips, and across Gotham’s rooftops. I was the one who met him first when Bruce was off brooding somewhere else! I was and AM the one who hangs out with him!

Jason: ...You're... starting to sound a little jealous.

Tim: I sound like someone who put in all the effort and should be reaping the rewards! By all logic, he should be dependent on me!

Jason: Tim. Buddy. You’re trying to out-obsess Bruce Wayne. Do you hear yourself? You’re one overly dramatic monologue away from becoming the next big villain if you continue.

Tim: *offended*

Jason: *shrugging*

Tim: ...You would know.

[dontforgettofeedyourdelusions]

Killian meeting Kayden.

Gareth: So this is Kayden.

Killian: Yeah… Why are you introducing me to my professor?

Gareth: That’s a great question. Gareth looks at Kayden. Why am I introducing you to him? Introduce yourself, you’re a grown man.

Kayden: Hello, I’m Kayden Lockwood and if you don’t make me feel welcomed, I will fail you.

[bluetalenerd]

Landon : Hey, Jeremy. i heard Ces called my name for the first time *smirks*

Jeremy : *glares at Niko*

Jeremy : i should never trust you with secrets

Nikolai : What? i just told Bran

Landon : Take that you shit face my twin doesn't hide anything from me

Brandon : *raising his brow*

Brandon : Lan, tell the truth

Landon : Okay, i was under your bed yesterday.

Brandon : What- What were you doing there?

Landon : I was there because i wanted to see if you're safe with this twat

Brandon : *rolls his eyes* Now the truth, Lan

Landon : Fine i wanted to strangle the motherfucker in his sleep

[whispering-about-the-tmnt]

Leo: Let’s not Raph this into a worse situation than it already is. Raph: ... Raph: Did you just use my name as a verb?

[tiger-grace]

was on the streets of Paris the other day and overheard a conversation that reminded me of the batbros

Dick: Dix-neuf?

Jason: Haha, like deez nuts in French?

Dick: no.. like nineteen….

Jason:

Dick: god I can’t take you ANYWHERE

[thelittleangryitalian]

Leo: Is anyone in this house straight?

The Elite force: Oliver

Oliver: I’ll have you know I kissed Kaz once

Chase to Kaz: You kissed Oliver?

Kaz: We were twelve!

[incorrect-tottmnt-quotes]

Raph: ARE YOU-

Donnie: Fucking.

Raph: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Donnie: Fucking.

Raph: IDIOT!

Mikey : …What was that?

Donnie: Leo banned Raph from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[deadtiredghost]

and so the turtles went to school...

[vampheobe]

[too-pretty-for-this-mess]

There are only two types of boyfriends in a gay relationship:

Type 1 "Be Gay, Do Crime": Gareth, Yulian, & Nikolai.

Type 2 "Be Gay, Stop Your Boyfriend From Doing Crime": Kayden, Vaughn & Brandon.

[forgetful-nerd]

Mikey: Hey! Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Donnie: because they’re marsupials.

Mikey:

Donnie:

Mikey: bEcAuSe ThEy’Re MaRsUpiALs.

Mikey: No. It’s because they don’t have the right koala-ifications.