#source: incorrect quotes generator

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Wanda: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Wanda: Is it working?

[incorrecttwsted]

[ditzybat]

Dick: Hey Damian, when’s your birthday?

Freshly free from the league Damian: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Dick: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday?

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 10

*15 minutes ago* Ace: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? Y/n: *flirting back* I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? *present* Deuce: And you just ran away?! Ace: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

[incorrect-multiverse]

*At some point when they’re first together, probably*

Rio: Agatha, when’s your birthday?

Agatha: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Rio: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

[ohana-means-quoting-incorrectly]

Jumba, texting Lilo: Lilo! Help Jumba is being kidnapped!

Lilo: Where are you?

Jumba: I am with strange person. In a car. Help.

Lilo: I'll call Pleakley.

Pleakley, answering her cell: Y'ello?

Lilo: Where's Jumba? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Pleakley: Jumba? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Pleakley:

Pleakley: I'll call you back. [Hangs up]

Pleakley: THE NEW WIG ISN'T THAT BAD!

Jumba: WHO ARE YOU!?

[rainnyydaysworld]

Reader: What are you in the mood for?

Jason: World domination.

Reader: That's a bit ambitious.

Jason: You are my world.

Reader: Aww...

Jason:

Reader:

Jason:

Reader: OH.

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Avengers: Awwww-

Y/N: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Avengers: Oh.

[incorrect-supercorp]

Kara: Go fuck yourself.

Lena, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

[incorrect-agatha]

Billy, genuinely bewildered: You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Jen: Several traffic violations.

Lilia: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Alice: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Agatha: Also that’s not our car.

[clanofjones]

Charlie: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Vaggie: Um...Neat.

*later*

Vaggie, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Angel. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Angel, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Vags. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Husk confessed his love for me?

Vaggie: Didn't you thank him?

Angel: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[romanoffshouse]

Yelena : I have a bad feeling about this...

Y/N: What do you mean?

Yelena : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Y/N: No?

Natasha : That actually explains so much.

[incorrecttwsted]

[the-quote-district]

Breadhead: Wanna hear some dark humor.

Ken: Yeah, I love dark humor.

Breadhead: Alright.

Breadhead: [Turns off the lights]

Breadhead: Knock knock.

Ken: Turn the damn lights back on.

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 09

(Y/n): You really put aside everything and came all this way for me and Grim? How did you even get here so fast?

Jack: Several traffic violations Deuce: Three counts of resisting arrest Epel: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks Ace: Also, that's not our car

[incorrect-multiverse]

Natasha: *yelling in Russian*

Steve: I know, I know.

Sam: You speak Russian?

Steve: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Natasha speaks.