#incorrect my little pony quotes

[2dfangirl]

Pinkie: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Twilight recently...

Sunset: No, Pinkie, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Pinkie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Sunset: No! You're the only one for me.

Pinkie: Is that so?

Sunset: I promise! Twilight and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

Pinkie: So there are no best-friend feelings involved?

Sunset: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Pinkie: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Sunset: Of course!

Twilight, who's been sitting on the couch next to Sunset the entire time: What the fuck?

[incorrectmlpg5]

Izzy: Crafting from trash is so relaxing - you can't go wrong! Even if you mess up, you lost nothing. It was just junk after all! Sunny: Is that the foam slab from the storage shelf? That was for the air conditioner. We needed that. Izzy: Oh.

[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: whenever Rarity is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass breaking in the background*

Applejack: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

[incorrectmlpquotes]

Rarity: Pinkie, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Celestia's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: "I, Rarity, shall do my level best to make every event too much."

[laz-kay]

'Can I copy the homework?'

Twilight: I can help you with it!

Fluttershy: Yeah, sure.

Rainbow Dash: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Pinkie Pie: lol nope.

Applejack: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Rarity: *Read 5:55pm*

[weirdkev27]

Pinkie Pie: Hey, you’re Dashie’s bestie? I'm her bestie too. I guess that makes me your bestie-in-law. [laughs]

Gilda: [unimpressed] Does it?

(Pinkie's smile drops. She laughs awkwardly while coughing.)

Pinkie: Did y'all feel that? [coughs]

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Yuu: Um... Professor Crewel? What are you wearing? Crewel, under eight layers of random clothes: MY EMOTIONS, PUP! STRESS COUTURE!

[stardust948]

*Baby Zuko and Baby Azula crying because their pet ran away*

Lu Ten: *bows head*

Ursa: You too?

Lu Ten: Nope. I'm good.

Ursa: Look children, I know it's hard to say goodbye-

Baby Zuko: I'm mostly sad because you're not sad!

Ursa: What? Me? What about Lu Ten?

Baby Azula: Lu Ten cries on the inside Mom!!!

Lu Ten: It's true.

[chaoticace2005]

Would like to follow my trend of Alastor-betray the hotel bullshit with this scene recast from MLPFiM:

The main cast -Lucifer: *all in a cage*

Whoever owns Alastor’s soul: You gathered up all of them?

Alastor, poking Razzle: And his little dragon too.

Razzle: *tries to bite*

Charlie, crying in Vaggie’s arms: Why are you doing this?! I thought we were friends?!

Alastor: Oh we were. But she (?) offered me so much more than just friendship circles. Surely you saw this coming?

Charlie, still crying: I didn’t. I really didn’t. (Buries head into Vaggie)

-After, Alastor’s boss betrays him-

Vaggie: Surely you saw this coming?

Alastor, weak and powerless on the ground: I didn’t. I truly didn’t.

(And yeah, I know Charlie might not trust him to not betray the hotel right away. But if the relationship between everyone in the hotel developed? If she were to kinda forget the reason Alastor is there? Think they’re breaking through to him and he accepts he’s part of the family?)

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: You’ll pay for this!

Raph: Put it on my tab.

[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Rarity: Why?

Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.

Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.

[incorrectmlpg5]

Pipp: *poses for the security camera*

[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: Do you take constructive criticism?

Rarity: I only take cash or credit.

[incorrectmlpquotes]

Pony Onion Headlines: Part 3

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Sorry, buddy, you just missed it.

Wally: *regular monotone* Oh, I can't believe this... I am so frustrated I could just scream.

Wally: *takes a deep, deep breath and-*

Wally: Ah.

Barnaby: ...Feel any better?

Wally: *sighs* No.

[intrusiveinks]

A few more of those lazy things while I do other stuff