#incorrect scum villian

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky: How dare u reblog my posts but not follow me.

Peerless Cucumber: If you find a bar of gold in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

[sakyira]

Shang Qinghua: my knees hurt from sucking dick

Shen Qingqiu/Yuan: what were you sucking dick or something??

Shang Qinghua: that's what I just said

Shen Qingqiu/Yuan:

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Luo Binghe: Ooh you want me so bad

Shen Qingqiu: I don’t know where you got that information from

Luo Binghe: The voices in my head telling me

[whos-the-seme]

Shang Qinghua: That's right, I'm a cut-sleeve. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Qingqiu: What??? I'm not a cut-sleeve.

Shang Qinghua: Haha, what're you talking about, you took me to that dual cultivation tavern.

Shen Qingqiu: So? They sold neat talismans!

Shang Qinghua: What about our trip to the Everlasting Hearts Cave then?

Shen Qingqiu: I wanted to see the Blooming Love Birds during nesting season!

Shang Qinghua: B-but... you made love to me--

Shen Qinghua: Okay, first of all, you landed face first into a sex pollen plant--

[3kidsinacoat]

luo binghe: I don't need a mother or a father. Only shizun.

Shen qingqiu: we, as a society, need to stop proving Sigmund Freud right

[autumnistic-danmei]

Shen Qingqiu: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. 

Shang Qinghua: And? 

Shen Qingqiu: And you are.

[rikan-oo]

Shen Yuan: Write letters to people you hate and burn them.

Shen Jiu: I did, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Shen Yuan: What

Shen Jiu: What?

*Qui's manor is burning on the background*

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

[sleepyssnail]

As a reverse of the reverse transmigration MQF AU… an AU where med student SY transmigrates as a Qian Cao disciple.

He was willing to suspend his disbelief a little as a reader, but actually living in PIDW. WTF?!

Yue Qingyuan: Mu-Shidi, your new disciple seems a bit...strange...when it comes to the medical treatment of his peers. Mu Qingfang: Oh, he's just like that. Yue Qingyuan: He also said that Shen-Shidi suffers from a...seizure disorder? I thought he had qi deviations? Mu Qingfang: Yes, it's something Qian Cao is looking into.

[meanwhile]

Shen Yuan: Why the hell would you need to know how to treat FROSTBITE in your RECTUM??? Shang Qinghua: It's just a hypothetical— Shen Yuan: NEVERMIND! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

[theredcuyo]

Binghe: Yeah, so this one time an evil dimensional version of myself came, he was an asshole

Mo Ran: Damn, you too?

Binghe: Yes, but he left and haven't seen him since

Mo Ran: YOURS LEFT?!

Taxian-Jun is very offended in the background

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Shen Qinqiu: So... Thoughts on dying?

Chu Wanning:... Would rather not do it again.

Shen Qinqiu: Yeah, no, same, although...

Chu Wanning: You are not considering this, are you?

Shen Qinqiu: I mean, if it was necessary and i had another plant body-

[peggythestrange]

LQG: "Bloody hell, you really can't see red flags when you face one."

SQQ: "Of course I can't see red flags, because I'm colour blind!"

LQG, hanging on a tree in a very colourful rope, just waiting for SQQ to save him: "Excuse me, you're what."

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Hey Cucumber Bro would you slap your best friend in the face for a million gold?

Shen Qingqiu: I would punch you in the face for free.

Shang Qinghua, on the verge of tears: I’m your best friend?!

[xi-vz]

Shang Qinghua: What are your adjectives?

Shen Qingqiu:…You mean my pronouns?

Shang Qinghua: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Shen Qingqiu:…I dunno. What are yours?

Shang Qinghua: Noisy and chaotic!

Shen Qingqiu: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Shen Qingqiu: dude

Shang Qinghua: waddup bro

Shen Qingqiu: you’d marry me if I asked right

Shang Qinghua: I’d marry the shit out of you man

Shen Qingqiu: cool

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua: I love all of my children equally. There's Mobei-Jun and...

Looks at the smudge name on his hand

Shang Qinghua: DuoLingo...

[3kidsinacoat]

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?