#incorrect stucky quote

[vyynn]

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.

[painted-doe]

[district-thirteen-intern]

Steve: What’s TikTok?

Sam: A place where Gen Z thirsts over murderers and white boys in eyeliner.

Steve: ...So, me?

Sam: No.

Steve: …Bucky?

Sam: [deep sigh] Unfortunately, yes.

[incorrectcompoundnotes]

Sam: You know it’s legal now, right?

Bucky: What is?

Sam: Being gay

Bucky: Oh. Good for them?

Sam: …That’s all you’re gonna say?

Bucky, holding Steve’s hand and sharing food with him: Yeah, why? I ain’t gay.

[bylerworld]

i think this fits them very well considering the "i thought you were smaller" scene that gets a laugh out of me every time

haven't seen a stucky version of this so i took matters into my own hands 🫡🙂‍↕️

[chaxan08]

Steve: So I'm bi—

Bucky: *choking on his drink, very hopeful*

Steve: —lingual. I can speak two languages.

Bucky: Oh. That's nice!

Bucky: *takes another sip of beer*

Steve: I also like men.

Bucky: *spits out beer*

[cowzone]

More of these because theyre fun to make AJKSHKAS

[white-wolf-actually]

That boy never minded his own business a day in his goddamn life.

[incorrectmarvels]

Bucky: *sitting on Steve’s lap*

Natasha:

Sam:

Natasha: Why did you sit there?

Bucky: There is nowhere else to sit

Sam: But the chair next to him is empty—

Steve: *holding Bucky tighter* There is nowhere else to sit

[scribbbbbles]

Steve: I know you think my judgement’s not right because I like Bucky a little bit

Sam, holding his notebook: you’ve drawn your wedding invitations

Steve: no that’s our joint tombstone

Sam: oh my mistake

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Pre-war Steve: Uh, Buck, can I ask you a question?

Pre-war Bucky: Yeah.

Steve: Why are we laying on the ground?

Bucky: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we were just chilling.

[fandom-tornado]

Steve: Hey Buck? Bucky: yeah Steve: *makes eye contact for two seconds* Steve: ok thanks Bucky: mhm *goes back to reading* Sam, standing in the doorway: what did I just witness

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[definitelyincorrect]

Bucky: This is my emotional support animal.

Steve: It’s a goose.

Bucky: The emotion he supports is anger.

[incorrectcompoundnotes]

Steve, nervous: I’ve never danced with a man before.

Bucky: You’ve also never danced with a woman before.

[stuckydrewx]

[headcanonthings]